Do not read this post or you will be injured severely!

*kills politics* *kills pterodactyls* *kills flies*

*also kills democracy* Because I think that's fairest to all parties involved.

*realizes all the killing is making her sound like Freckles* *is disturbed*
 
I most certainly do not. Did all that impaling come from me? No. You're a natural, Freck.
 
Windows most certainly does not. Electricity, yes. Curtains, no. You can't run a computer on curtains alone, they don't generate nearly enough energy.
 
I used the plural, therefore I meant openings in the wall, not the computer software. However, even while typing the previous post, I had little hope you could pass up the opportunity to pun, and heaved a little sigh. So that now I don't have to become upset. I am calm. Like the composer of the Ride of the Valkyries.
 
My googling tells me that Wagner suffered from emotional problems. That is, other people suffered from his emotional problems.
 
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