Freckles, that's illegal in seventy-four countries
WarriorSatyr, stop eating Sadness, it's got enough problems already.
It's not sadness. It's a Tamaranean pudding of sadness, from the planet of Tamaran in the Vega system. It's made from zorka-berries. The bad flavor makes you forget about how sad you are.
Then shouldn't it be called a Tamaranean pudding of non-sadness? And how do you pronounce that? Tama-rain-ean or Tama-rah-nean?
I'm just calling it "T thingy" and leaving it at that. When you don't aim for the moon, you don't land on one of the stars (e.g. flaming balls of gas) and burn alive within the first five minutes.