Corrupt a Poem

Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and back in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been Supercalifragilisticexpialidociously epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have passed up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly height,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city lane.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest city cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down the saddest cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan saddest cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime was neither moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan saddest cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Goblins have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers call me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers kill me doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.[/QUOTE]
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout against the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When far away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

I have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And further still at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have walked out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another diminsion,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And further gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been one rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And further gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.

 
Gnomes have been fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in away a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And further gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And further gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped down Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
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