Would you rather

Daisies. I'd just want to pick up the dollar bills and then I couldn't frolic.

WYR deal with the piece of a skeleton I found in my backyard or the cat puke in my hallway?
 
Er, the former...I've already seen a modern adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, so I figure I'm scarred already. (I take it that the decision would be difficult for you?)

Would you rather create a modern adaptation of Hamlet or assassinate the president?
 
Actually, I would rather be the ugly sweater.

Would you rather be Thomas More or an international assassin?
 
I have to admit, international assassin sounds more fun...

WYR shovel three feet of snow off your driveway or drive through two feet of rain on your driveway?
 
Can I just pick neither? If forced, eggnog.

WYR watch an episode of your least favorite show for the rest of your life or watch your least favorite movie once a week for the rest of your life?
 
The latter. But I'm afraid it will be a really annoying kids' movie, so thanks a lot.

Would you rather, in the Doctor Strange movie, be Mordo, or the librarian who is beheaded at the beginning of the movie?
 
Mordo, because I haven't seen the movie and can therefore still retain some hope for that character, whereas what I've heard about that librarian...

In an orchestra, WYR play first violin or timpani?
 
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Timpani, it's easier. If I was going for beauty and didn't mind practicing, I'd say first violin.

Would you rather work as a trash collector or an executioner?
 
A meat processing plant. That would be a horrible experience, but with all my health issues, the last thing I want to do is introduce radiation into my life. :p

Would you rather read the entire Twilight saga in one sitting (exceptions for bathroom breaks) or watch the entire Despicable Me series twice a day for a week?
 
Despicable Me. Hands down. Never seen the movies, but sparkly vampires are just...no.

Would you rather upset Shakespeare or Jane Austen?
 
Shakespeare. I'm a woman, so he'd just shrug his shoulders and go on with his day.

WYR participate in a performance of The Christmas Carol or The Phantom of the Opera?
 
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