Er, the former...I've already seen a modern adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, so I figure I'm scarred already. (I take it that the decision would be difficult for you?)
Would you rather create a modern adaptation of Hamlet or assassinate the president?
A meat processing plant. That would be a horrible experience, but with all my health issues, the last thing I want to do is introduce radiation into my life.
Would you rather read the entire Twilight saga in one sitting (exceptions for bathroom breaks) or watch the entire Despicable Me series twice a day for a week?