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Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to be a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay
for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
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Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay
for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay
for dill or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay
for dill or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay
for dill or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
All lick Batman, each his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
All lick Batman, especially his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
All lick Batman, especially his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Always get their mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Always steal their mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Always steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay with dill
or thyme,
Indefatigably hunt invisible socks or wire,
Sickly steal your mom's satire:
Tickle dragons imagining much flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Evilly Commissioner Gordon doth slay
Elf-vandals who snuffle prey;
Don't lick Batman, especially his reindeer,
Missiles of lego or acid sneer;
They slide on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to meet a Terry's orange.
 
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