Machiathemarshwiggle
First Mate
Uruk-hai like to high-five slime
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to be a Terry's orange.
Sourly pay for dill or thyme,
Never hunt for socks or wire,
Always get their hearts satire:
Tickle dragons imagining of flame,
Torrid when they're ninety deaths tame.
Every Commissioner Gordon may slay
Two vandals and ten prey;
All have Batman, each his reindeer,
Built of lego or acid sneer;
They live on pickles, they test sporange--
I'd die to be a Terry's orange.