Corrupt a Poem

Gnomes have been fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have stood unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
I have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate my whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have been fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes have deep fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or say "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor or lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly with the sane.
I have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly with the sane.
They have cried out insane - and died in pain.
I have outswum the gluten-free sushi bar.

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.[/QUOTE]
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly with the sane.
They have cried out insane - and died in pain.
Who has outswum the gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly with the sane.
They have cried out insane - and died in pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens have skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.

 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly with the sane.
They have cried out insane - and died in pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens. They skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly Twinkies the sane.
They have cried out insane - and died in pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens. They skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.

 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly Twinkies when sane.
They have cried out insane - and died in pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens. They skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly Twinkies when sane.
They have cried out insane - and died without pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens. They skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

But duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.

 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly Twinkies when sane.
They have cried out insane - and died without pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens. They skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

Weep! Duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly Twinkies when sane.
They have cried "I'm insane!" - and died without pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens. They skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

Weep! Duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester the lime had purpled moving nor pork.
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly Twinkies when sane.
They have cried "I'm insane!" - and died without pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens. They skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

Weep! Duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester, what lime had purpled, moving the pork?
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Hey, you changed two words!

Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly Twinkies when sane.
They never cried "I'm insane!" - and died without pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens. They skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

Weep! Duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester, what lime had purpled, moving the pork?
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
Gnomes cook deep fried rolly-polly Twinkies when sane.
They never cried "I'm insane!" - or died without pain.
Who has outswum PotW's gluten-free sushi bar?

Chickens. They skipped up Stan the Cookie cliff.
They have blown up the pancake on his plate
And ate their whale, unwilling to donate.

Igloos have sailed unnerved and sipped the smell of couscous
When in dreams a defenestrated duffer
Knocked over pickles from another dimension,

Weep! Duffers kill the doctor to lisp "Avast!";
And crudely gulped at an ungainly blight,
One blubbering trout atop the mast

Lester, what lime had purpled, moving the pork?
I have been one epoxied with the spork.
 
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