Corrupt a Poem

You lose a life, you get a shock,
Eventually you get a lock.
You get some strangely enchanting lice,
You get a kitty in a vice.
By two a.m. or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Instead of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Eventually you get a lock.
You get some strangely enchanting lice,
You get a vandal in a vice.
By two a.m. or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Instead of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Eventually you get a lock.
You get some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two a.m. or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Instead of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Eventually you pick a lock.
You get some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two a.m. or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Instead of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Eventually you pick a lock.
You get some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Instead of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You get some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Instead of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You get some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two moons or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Instead of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
__________________
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Instead of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely delicious lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Instead of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
__________________
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a frock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy of kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy the kitty, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy the Death Star, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a loaf, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy the Death Star, save your grouse,
You should have got another house.
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You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy the Death Star--save no grouse!
You should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By two booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy the Death Star--save no grouse!
They should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By sweet booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy the Death Star--save no grouse!
They should have got another house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By sweet booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy the Death Star--save no grouse!
They should have got slaughter house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By sweet booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy the Death Star--save no grouse!
They should have a slaughter house.
 
You lose a life, you get a shock,
Maliciously you pick a lock.
You lick some strangely enchanting lice,
You handle a vandal in a vice.
By sweet booms or Gryffindor,
The mouse is flammable, the cat is sore.
It lands upon you, in your yacht,
The sea is bouncy, the whale flu shot.
Destroy the North Star--save no grouse!
They should have a slaughter house.
 
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