Sopespian
Well-known member
Excuse me, everyone, but this is more accurate.
TELMARINE
(tel-mu-reen or tel-muh-rin)
An incredibly cool person who loves football, Dr. Pepper, sweater-vests, Vanessa, and many other remarkably cool things and people. A Telmarine is strong, fearless, and loyal to the nation which he inhabits, Telmar.
He also likes to eat, and is fat.
He likes to be precise in his spelling.
He is well-versed in history and random facts.
He loves donuts.
He loves Country Music.
He despises badgers *cringe* but likes to have fun with his friends.
He is very noble, and keeps his promises.
He is merciful.
He loves Snickers bars and brownies to go with his Dr. Pepper, but is careful not to get crumbs on his sweater-vest.
I could go on, but unfolding a Telmarine's many-faceted personality could take days. If you have any questions, refer to my post record.
TELMARINE
(tel-mu-reen or tel-muh-rin)
An incredibly cool person who loves football, Dr. Pepper, sweater-vests, Vanessa, and many other remarkably cool things and people. A Telmarine is strong, fearless, and loyal to the nation which he inhabits, Telmar.
This is post #400! I am 40% Friend of Narnia! (I'm always 100% Friend of Telmar .)
He also likes to eat, and is fat.
I've made cookies before. Major feat.
I'm not sure about the Narnians, but telmarberry pie is a favorite of the Telmarines. We also like pastry of Rizustan, created by the great Rizustan, head chef to Caspian VI.
He likes to be precise in his spelling.
I am not on the Talmarines' side. I am on the Telmarines' side. Therefore, I win.
He is well-versed in history and random facts.
President Andrew Jackson's Cabinet was colloquially called the "kitchen cabinet" because most of its members were his personal friends, not highly-qualified individuals.
He loves donuts.
Hmm... my life would be made if I could conquer all the donut shops... See y'all 'round!
He loves Country Music.
Lee Brice - Love Like Crazy
Kenny Chesney - The Boys of Fall
Darius Rucker - Come Back Song
Lady Antebellum - Our Kind of Love
He despises badgers *cringe* but likes to have fun with his friends.
Quaint? Please, Mr. Badger. Don't make me use my sword on you.
Glozelle: Your sword? I thought your mom took that away for a week.
Sopespian: No, that was your sword, Glozie.
Glozelle. Oh, yeah.
Sopespian: Yeah... Glozie.
Glozelle: WOULD YOU QUIT CALLING ME GLOZIE?!
He is very noble, and keeps his promises.
Here is my favor...
I will keep Glozelle, my fellow Noble, from bothering you for the next 600 years. But, watch out when the year 2610 rolls around!
He is merciful.
Wimps. I will spare you out of my benevolent mercy.
He loves Snickers bars and brownies to go with his Dr. Pepper, but is careful not to get crumbs on his sweater-vest.
Brownies? Brownies? Where? Oh, Brownie points. Bother.
I could go on, but unfolding a Telmarine's many-faceted personality could take days. If you have any questions, refer to my post record.
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