Dramatic entrance (Please do not delete)

Curumo said:
My Queen! It simply will NOT do for all of us to be floating in the middle of nowhere. *Gives a harsh look at toj* You know you haven't pleased any of your famiy by pressing self-destruct buttons, little one. Fortunately for us, I have a back-up.

*They all see an Imperial cruiser coming in the distance - Curumo's personal vessel - and they all get on board. The Wizard turns to the droid pilot* Take us to Coruscant. We need a true break from all of the hassals we've gone through *gives a harsh glance at GKoN*

And *he turned to unleavened* to show you how truly affectionate I am of you, my only child, I restore to you your position as a fairy *waves his staff and unleavened's wings return; the Wizard also presents to her a little wand* Use this wisely, child, and it shall bless you wherever you go.
*smiles* I see my dear *hugs Curumo tightly*
 
Alas, I forgot! *Hands to Jadis a ring with a mystic ice-blue stone that twinkled in the light* This was what I meant to give to you, my Queen.
 
Curumo said:
Alas, I forgot! *Hands to Jadis a ring with a mystic ice-blue stone that twinkled in the light* This was what I meant to give to you, my Queen.
*she took the ring from Curumo and placed it on one of her fingers*"awww thank you its lovly"*gives Curumo a kiss*
 
"DADBURNIT YOU MEAN OL' LUV BIRDS!!CUT THAT OUT!!" With that the knight was feeling rather lovey himself n' leant over to where RF was sitting. She saw something move in the corner of her eye n' as she turned a look of terror came upon her face. She saw the knight's puckered lips coming straight for her n' tried to run...but too late he gave her a tremendous smooch. :p :D ToJ giggled. "Aawww!Daddy wuvs Mommy." With that Unleavened waved her 6 inch long wand n' an icecream appeared!! :eek: :D
 
*folds arms and stamps foot angrily.* "This is not fair! Everyone but me and Unleavened are married! And we can't marry each other!" :mad: "Come on Unleavened, lets go and find some Husbands!" :p
 
...Hands Elindil some chocolate...Ice Maiden asks, " Will you really be nicer to me if I give you chocolate?" Take your pick, dark, milk, or white chocolate. :D
 
Little did anyone know (or much less suspect) UTF happened to be a Jedi Master, well versed in the ways of the force and a force to be reckoned with when it came to lightsabers. The insanity had all been an act, and now that he was on a civilized ship, and TOJ really was getting on his nerves he decided to get her(?) some dark chocolate. On his way to the galley he saw GKON making out with RF, something that thoroughly creeped him out. He rushed through the scene onle to find the galley guarded by a huge contingent of droidekas... He drew his lightsaber and began to fight his way through the hord.
 
usatoffeefan said:
Little did anyone know (or much less suspect) UTF happened to be a Jedi Master, well versed in the ways of the force and a force to be reckoned with when it came to lightsabers. The insanity had all been an act, and now that he was on a civilized ship, and TOJ really was getting on his nerves he decided to get her(?) some dark chocolate. On his way to the galley he saw GKON making out with RF, something that thoroughly creeped him out. He rushed through the scene onle to find the galley guarded by a huge contingent of droidekas... He drew his lightsaber and began to fight his way through the hord.

toj spotted ustoffeefan and pulled him out and down. "hey mr. ustoffeefan, how old are you?
and do u like elindil or unleavened?
he looked at her um.. uh... uh... (how old are you?)
why toj? ( i'm a sixyearold btw and i am a girl lol)
" cause auntie elindil and unleavened need husbands!!" you could be one!!
"Pweez!!" *puts on puppy dog face to melt his heart*
:p
 
*heart melts* "Who do you want me to marry?"
UTF had no problem doing whatever the girl asked him now. The look she had given him melted his soul. Sadly, now that he had broken his Jedi vows, he was almost guaranteed to turn to the dark side. The distraction now was almost too much. A droideka's blaster bolt had nearly taken off his hand. Now thoroughly annoyed and angry, he rushed through the lines, dragging TOJ with him, and finally destroying the last of the droids. Once in the kitchen he destroyed most of the utensils in his search for dark chocolate. Finding some, he handed it off to TOJ who proceded to devour it in seconds.
 
(MAKING OUT?!?!:eek: GKON! You've corrupted another one!)
"Course you won't turn to the dark side..." said RF startling UTF and TOJ because they hadn't realized she'd managed to give GKON the slip, and UTF was even more surprised because he hadn't realized he'd said that out aloud. "You won't turn to the Dark side because Elindil or Unleavend won't allow it, I'm sure, which one do you want to marry? And what about Dernhelm?" now RF got a wicked sceam in her head "Dernhelm doesn't have a husband either..."
 
Unleavened jumped in on the conversation. "I'm not marrying anyone! I'm much happier single. I still consider myself too young for marriage." She said all this as she donned her old cloak and rapier. "Ah! Much better now. What ever happened to those fairy police I wonder. I ought to watch myself now that I'm a fairy again." It would have been better had she never mentioned any of this. It gave those who were probing her thoughts wonderful tools against her.
RF let out a childish giggle.
Everyone stared at her.
"Oh...sorry just think of an evil plo...er...something funny." She went off muttering something about Dernhelm, chainsaw and a 'loverly husband'.
Unleavened shrugged and turned to leave. TOJ however had no intention of leaving her alone. The child babbled about marriage and wanting ice cream.
"Never should have given her so much sugar." Unleavened said waving her wand. TOJ stopped talking. "I could get used to this wand..." Unleavened said looking down at a perturbed TOJ who desperately wanted to talk.
The ship jolted. Unleavened (followed by TOJ) rushed to the control room. "What's happening?" said Unleavened heading for the wheel...then she remembered this was her father's vehicle and you know how dads get when their kids take the car w/o asking. :D
 
Deepnarnianess grins, for everyone seems to have forgotten her. "good, i shall not have to get married...". Deepnarnianess chuckles as fades away into shadow, her black cape twirling in the mist and her evil laughter crumbling into a mere breath on the wind.
 
Well that would have worked, except UTF with his Jedi skills sensed DN and ran to her. Saying "I love thee! Marry me!" DN was paused in her running away. And UTF began to woo her...:p And DN (as we all should know) is a major sucker for a guy who can talk purdy! And was totally swept off her feet by UTF's Jedi Gallantry!
 
The ship jolted again, but it was absolutely normal.

"We are entering Coruscant even now, and look, there is the Imperial Palace, bathed and shimmering in an emerald light. How lovely the buildings look in the twilight! Ah, the perfect spot for a time away from our mad adventures."

They landed on a landing pad and there were soon to be escorted to the very prestigious and famous Hotel Imperial, which overlooked Monument Plaza, the happening place for Coruscant night-life. GKoN clapped his hands with childish delight, jumping up and down, and, in his childish insanity, began to sing The Name Game song, taking everyone's name. Everyone, except toj who giggled, rolled their eyes.
 
"Do they have a futbol field here?" Unleavened wanted to know. She imagined what the sport would be like with wings.
RF still plotted ways to get everyone into marriage. Who knew she was such a yenta.
TOJ pulled at Unleavened's cloak and pointed franticly at her mouth. Unleavened shook her head. "No, I intend to rest fully here. You should too - rest your mouth that is."
Though it is hard to find refuge when the fairy mafia is requarding your every thought.
 
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After partying all day (basically doing whatever they want, and not being bothered by the others, RF made GKON take TOJ because RF is a bad mother:D) They all wound up in the Hotel together. When it started to rain, not a down pour, or the drizzly gray rain, but the nice refreshing rain that should happen more often. RF decided that she desperatly wanted to go for a walk in the rain. However Curumo told her she was insane to go out alone at night. RF was going to ask DN but she was to busy being wooed, and UTF was to busy wooing DN. Unleavend was in one of her weird states. Elindil was writing an e-mail to the goat herd. RF still didn't trust Dernhelm. And Curumo and Jadis were sitting in a corner talking...like love birds. That left TOJ and GKON....Just then the Faerie Mafia found them and said "Where is the Faerie Unleavend?" Everybody froze and RF said "I'm gonna take that walk right about now..." she tried to exit...however the Faerie Mafia wouldn't let her....(which was a totally bumming expierence for RF since she desperatly wanted to go out in the rain, and she blamed it on Curumo because he'd said she had to take someone out with her, and so she'd not been able to leave the hotel sooner.)
 
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