Alas for our comrads the knight had seen 'em coming and bounded right past.
He stopped just for a moment and said "Hey-ho Merry-dol! How ya'll doin?" With that he flung Curumo skywards, and made off w/ his staff
. He promptly turned Elindil into a 12 foot horse n' was off singin' "Hey-Ho Elindil!Bright blue is her mane!" Elindil was indeed a blue horse
. He headed eastward, he didn't exactly know why but when he'd gotten to the outskirts of laketown he spotted some stormtroopers lurkin' about n' stopped. "Boyos!" He shouted, n' they turned round. "Gimme a report n' make it snazzy." The stormtroopers looked at him and leveled their blasters. The knight realized they weren't green decaled. "HEY!YOUR NOT MY STORMTROOPERS!" He shouted, n' tossed one like a paperclip. The sound of blaster fire was heard n' RF n' etc went a runnin'. They heard shouts and ducked as Stormtroopers were tossed left and right. They saw the knight bound off shouting "Someone's got some stormtrooperrrrsssss and it ain't meeeeeeeeeeeee..." They gave chase at once but lost him over a small hill.
"Where'd he go?" RF asked. Alas, the knight had gone a bit northward to throw his buddies off-it worked. What he didn't know was there was a surprise waiting for him. "You! Knight!" Came a mechanical-sounding voice. It was indeed a stormtrooper standing right in his path. The knight stopped.
"Yes?"
"The admiral wants to talk to you."
"The admiral?"
"Come with me." The knight thought it an ambush and followed at a distance. The stormtrooper lead him to an imperial shuttle craft. The ramp lowered n' out came more stormtroopers, then someone wearing a Grand Admiral's uniform. His face was blue n' his hair black. This didn't bug the knight so much as his glowing red eyes. He muttered something and more stormtroopers came out, followed by more aliens that looked like him. "Ah!Thrawn-Donny-dillo!" He shouted when he saw Grand Admiral Thrawn. The admiral took no notice of the knight's hyperness n' kept a blank face. "Well...You've seen me so now I'm a goin'." He turned to leave when the admiral called.
"Not so fast, knight. I have a proposition for you." The knight stopped n' turned to face Thrawn. He 'splained that he wanted the knight to join the Empire under his command so's he could crush all resistance n' rule the galaxy(in a nutshell)
"What about Grandpa Palpatine?" He asked, and he thought he heard a couple of stormtroopers snicker.
"It was his idea."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?" Thrawn raised an eyebrow. "What is your decision?" The knight thought a moment n' said...
"Nope."
"Very well." Thrawn snapped his fingers and the knight found himself surrounded by half a division of stormtroopers n' some AT-AT's. "Step inside the ship if you please." He gestured to the ramp. The knight looked round. "Now that ain't fair my gungans n' elves are still wreaking havock on the land of the witches!"
"Too bad." Thrawn smiled. They all targeted the knight n' it seemed he had no other option...when he did something none of them expected.
He pulled out a 100lb tomato n' Fluffy the attack troll's oversized hammer. The stormtroopers looked at each other and started laughing. The knight raised the hammer n' the Chiss(blue-skinned dudes) behind Thrawn gave a gasp. "RING-A-DING-DILLO!!" He shouted, and brought the hammer down upon the tomato!!The Chiss screamed and ran for the ship, but alas a loud "
BLAT!!!" was heard clean to Minas Tirith. The tomato flew everywhere n' knocked the stormtroopers over!! Thrawn n' his Chiss cohorts were flattened against the ramp of the ship covered in tomato. Several of the AT-AT's had been knocked over sideways from the blast n' the others had their windshields blocked up n' couldn't find the knight to fire. The knight grinned as he was quite glad the designers never saw fit to put windshield wipers on the things. Everyone of the stormtroopers-once wearing white armor mind you-were stained tomato red. Thrawn peeled himself off the ramp n' shouted "RETREAT!!!" The chiss peeled themselves off too n' ran into the ship bawling. The stormtroopers ran back into the transports n' left the AT-AT's be. The knight laughed n' bounced off singing "Tomato pie n' tomato stew, all of it's good for you..."