Granted. You get really awesome, fuzzy socks. One has golden snitches on it, and the other has dragons on it, but although these magical socks don't match, they kind of do in a weird way that is indescribable. So when you get your new, furry socks, you put them on your feet, and become enchated. You are put into a deep sleep, though you continue to walk about, causing mayhem, stealing little children's lunch money, mugging people, and so on. You, of course, are not in control of this. The socks are. And when you can manage get the socks off, you will stop being bewitched. But you don't know you're bewitched, so you don't take them off. Because you're basically sleep walking. They are so magical and powerful that everyone who sees them is mildly drawn to them, but not enough so to steal them from you, because the socks do not want to be taken from you. Eventually, you meet Dobby the House Elf, who has a great fascination with socks. He sees your socks and wants your socks, and is unaffected by the trickery of them. Well when you go home after your encounter with Dobby, you get in trouble with the law and are sent to prison. Dobby, who is very eager to get the socks, apparates into the prison cell one evening, steals your socks, and disapparates, leaving you alone in a prison cell with no idea how you got there.
(Lots of HP references in there, for some reason...)
I wish it wasn't so late.