I'm letting you pass the assignment because you drew a dragon, and dragons are cool. I don't know why I'm giving you a pass on this, except that I keep doing the same thing when I grade my brother's assignments.
Okay, so that picture is the best thing I've seen all day, but the thing won't let me give you reputation. It's not the best thing I've seen all week--that was a highly confidential email--but the picture is certainly up there.
(I am making him redo his research paper, however. He included no citations or bibliography and therefore is a plagiarizer. He claims he should not have to include citations because I didn't tell him to. I told him he's basically questioning the foundations of the earth. He says citations haven't existed since the beginning of time, and somebody had to have invented them. I said, Yes, David Hume, and you have to do a revision of this paper if you don't want to get a failing grade. My brother and I have a lovely relationship.)
Hmm....I do actually spend a disturbing amount of time trying to find rhyme and reason in people's actions. But the reasons help me find the rhymes. When I'm lucky.
Okay, so that picture is the best thing I've seen all day, but the thing won't let me give you reputation. It's not the best thing I've seen all week--that was a highly confidential email--but the picture is certainly up there.
(I am making him redo his research paper, however. He included no citations or bibliography and therefore is a plagiarizer. He claims he should not have to include citations because I didn't tell him to. I told him he's basically questioning the foundations of the earth. He says citations haven't existed since the beginning of time, and somebody had to have invented them. I said, Yes, David Hume, and you have to do a revision of this paper if you don't want to get a failing grade. My brother and I have a lovely relationship.)
Hmm....I do actually spend a disturbing amount of time trying to find rhyme and reason in people's actions. But the reasons help me find the rhymes. When I'm lucky.