Excerpts from the World's Worst Christian Romance Novel

Dancing Lawn members who joined less than four years ago have never seen this. It was never finished because the great love of my life (no joke at all), my wife Janalee, died of a heart attack when I was halfway through it. But the concept, in my opinion, remains good; and maybe I can even publish this if I ever complete it.
 
Oh my gosh, this thread is so awesome. I'd forgotten about it. I finished my first novel 4 or 5 years ago and I'm working on getting my second one ready to start. Writing for this thread would probably help get me back in the groove!
 
Anna, if you would like to try writing pastiche episodes here, go right ahead.




You know how the winters arrive and depart;
Each one leaves a bit more old age in my heart.
But rise from your bed, and we'll dance all the same;
The tree of remembrance will tell me your name. ​
 
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