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I win because I have enough food to survive for at least 5 days in case of a major snowstorm and/or the apocalypse.
And yes, the apocalypse may last for more than 5 days, but by then I will either be in heaven, or have gotten more provisions.
 
I win because I have a stupid cold and not only does my throat feel like someone's drilled a hole in it, but I also feel like there's an elephant sitting on my face from how much pressure is pressing on my skull. *Groans* Choir's gonna be fun tomorrow.
 
Why is that a reason for winning? I hope you get better soon, but that is in no way a reason for winning.

I win because I know all of the words to "This is Halloween".
 
I win because I live in my own TARDIS and have a dragon butler named Rochil.

I am a slave, not a butler. If I were a butler, I would be paid for my work.

Very true. But calling you a slave makes it sound like I mistreat you.

You do mistreat me! Making me play endless rounds of chess with the imbecile in your cupboard, forcing me to listen to his irritating chatter, and making me eat vegetables. *Shudders*

Oh, get over yourself, ya big wimp.
 
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