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Old 10-22-2017, 05:13 PM
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Greeting.

I shall inform the prison that you ought to be kept in solitary confinement for a week to help rid you of your violent impulses.

Glen is rather bad at manipulation. Don't base your future decisions on what you think Glen is attempting to trick you into doing. But I should warn you that high security German prisons are not as nice as Norwegian ones, from what I hear; so you should probably avoid committing further violent actions.

Also, note that your last attempt at assassination failed, which is why you are in prison at the present moment.

In your best interest,
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Old 10-24-2017, 08:50 AM
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Glen. Please, please make him not use your account. I just can't take it anymore.
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Old 10-24-2017, 01:32 PM
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I can't help it, he made me sign a contract. And you're the one who got him started again by mentioning his name. He was busy psychoanalyzing Tibetan monks with a disturbing fondness for pet yaks until you brought him up.
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Old 10-27-2017, 01:38 PM
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We shall henceforth style him He-who-shall-not-be-named.

Anyway, how did he make you sign a contract? I'm quite interested in learning your weak point...
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Old 11-20-2017, 12:48 AM
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He read Kant to me for three days straight. If you think you've got that kind of dedication, I'd love to see it.
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Old 11-20-2017, 03:35 PM
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I do, just not in that specific area. I thought you disapproved of the Art of Impalation?
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Old 11-28-2017, 10:11 PM
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*glares* Reading immoral books counts as hitting below the belt. You can read boring books. You can read scary books. You cannot read books about how to illegally murder your friends, acquaintances, and/or enemies.
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*glares* Reading immoral books counts as hitting below the belt. You can read boring books. You can read scary books. You cannot read books about how to illegally murder your friends, acquaintances, and/or enemies.
What about immortal books?
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