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Old 11-12-2017, 02:49 PM
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Dear Glenburne,

It depends on which end of my will you're interested in getting in: the one with the crippling debts or the astonishing twist where it turns out I have millions on a Swiss bank account but the money can't be used to pay crippling debts.

Come on, try it while the library is open. It's not as bad as you think. Half of the people don't understand what's happening anyway, a generous 10% will get the reference and love you, and 35% will talk about it for a day and then forget it ever happened. To be fair, there is the 5% who will remind you of the incident every day for the rest of your life, but why worry about them? You can picture the inside of a Swiss bank vault while they tell the funny story about the time you ran through the library chanting something about a troll and accidentally getting trapped under a falling shelf. And the plastic surgeon will do really well on your nose. It will almost look like an actual nose again, promise!

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Old 11-30-2017, 01:44 AM
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Dear Freck,

Won't it be awkward if Glen does that and there actually is a troll in the dungeon at that particular time?

Don't try to tell me that libraries don't have dungeons. I simply won't believe it. Where else would they put all the people who won't pay their fines?

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Old 12-09-2017, 03:30 PM
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Dear Freck,

Won't it be awkward if Glen does that and there actually is a troll in the dungeon at that particular time?


No, it would be really helpful!

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Don't try to tell me that libraries don't have dungeons. I simply won't believe it. Where else would they put all the people who won't pay their fines?

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Is "Mike" the answer to that question? I looked it up on google maps, but nothing came up.
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