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Old 04-14-2012, 01:42 PM
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*puts on teacher-look* The Tree, my dearest Telmarine, was a member of the Order of the Can before her Tree-ness was ever discovered, and before she adopted evil squirrels as companions. Be forewarned; if you maltreat the Can and remain within a reasonable distance, you will be pelted with a barrage of nuts, sap, and pollen. Very bad for sweater vests, not to mention allergies.
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:27 PM
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*Little story-telling dude pops up*

THE LEGEND OF THE SACRED PEANUT-BUTTER.
Once upon a time there was an American exchange student who went to Mexico. Now, as everyone knows, the Peanut-butter in the US is much better than the Peanut-butter in Mexico. So the exchange student called her mother and asked her to send a jar of Jif to Mexico. The mother complied and the girl got her Peanut-butter. When it arrived, she became so obsessed with Peanut-butter that she even had it on the turkey at Christmas.

I heard that story from one of my friends.
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Old 04-14-2012, 05:58 PM
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Uggh...my little brother likes sun butter on his graham crackers, but I'm pretty sure even he wouldn't want it on his turkey.

*considers problems of peanut butter obsessions for people who are allergic to peanuts*
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Old 04-14-2012, 06:05 PM
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That could be a problem... *begins to help Glen consider*
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*happily puts jar of crunchy peanut-butter beside can of CW on shrine-like shelf in dorm room*
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I've heard dangerous rumours of an "organic" cult that does not recognize BHT and Polysorbate 80 as essential to our salvation. I will report when I have more information.
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Old 04-15-2012, 11:18 PM
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(That would be my mom...but she cooks way better than the BHT people, so I think she's got room to talk.)
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Old 04-17-2012, 01:51 PM
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Great to meet you Eveningstar! Awesome! I thought of calling myself EveningSatyr, but didn't want to be a copy-cat.
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