Corrupt a Poem

Five yawns which clashed in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed so rich emir!
 
Five yawns which groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed so rich emir!
 
Five yawns which groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric oxide, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns which groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is Ferric gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was feared by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose potent sage,
Was named by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused[/COLOR] in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, whose putrid sage,
Was named by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Was named by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named by all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales.

The garlic of Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dimitri all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales

The garlic fouls Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dimitri all, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales

The garlic fouls Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dmitri Young, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
And I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused in giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales

The garlic fouls Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dmitri Young, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
Howbeit I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused, while giggling gales
Of cyanide, hug exploding whales

The garlic fouls Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dmitri Young, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
Howbeit I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused, while giggling gales
snub cyanide, hug exploding whales

The garlic fouls Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dmitri Young, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
Howbeit I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused, while giggling gales
snub cyanide, hug exploding whales

Sly garlic fouls Batman the Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dmitri Young, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
Howbeit I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused, while giggling gales
snub cyanide, hug exploding whales

Sly garlic fouls Batman da Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dmitri Young, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on the pier,
Howbeit I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused, while giggling gales
snub cyanide, hug exploding whales

Sly garlic fouls Batman da Weird
Is pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dmitri Young, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on Pip's pier,
Howbeit I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!
 
Five yawns confusedly groused, while giggling gales
snub cyanide, hug exploding whales

Sly garlic fouls Batman da Weird
Whilst pounding gargoyles, pink as beard.

One gluten-intolerant hiccup, that putrid sage,
Died named Dmitri Young, is all the rage.

Burton Guster's peer peers on Pip's pier,
Howbeit I won't spoon-feed the rich emir!

Must we do this to the bitter end?
 
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