World Domination 4



Seriously? How did it miss that? Maybe it thought you wrote "Ireland".

Well... darn.

I guess I'll take Italy. It's strategically placed and is home to some awesome food!

Ireland came later.

Alright, looking at the countries already taken...

Obviously I'm taking New Zealand first. Duh.

I'll take Canada because it's a big chunk of North America but not as obnoxious as my dear home country.

And I think I'll snag Greenland. Nobody else wants it and look at that huge chunk of land...

*hums*
Greenland is a dreadful place,
A land that's never green.
Where there's ice and snow
And the whale fishes blow
And the daylight's seldom seen, brave boys,
The daylight's seldom seen.
 
You can take over two more countries if you want, to get your total of three.

*ocean laps menacingly against the shores of Iceland*
 
The only thing Thor can do is make my oceans more angry. Then they will accidentally drown Iceland beneath their raging waves. I suggest Thor back down and go back to Asgard.
 
Wikipedia says that the concept of Lemuria has been rendered obsolete by modern plate tectonics. And I'm not sure anyone has pinned down a location for Atlantis--if it ever existed outside of Plato's allegory. Are you sure you want to go with them?
 
And yet they are, it is complicated and when you guys start Ragnarok in your quest to have domination of the physical world, my warriors will come and finish it.
 
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