Poetry: Duffer style

keyboards

keyboards are meant for typing,
though some dont understand this.
some people leave them out like a fruit for rip'ning,
but i stare and say "tisk tisk".

keyboards are usefull in battle,
when fighting the urge,
to fight a herd of cattle.
i simply watch them converge.
 
very well done, oomy

oomy
by fern


oomy is a tdler,
who is feeling rathr (mispelled for dramtic effect) hyper.
shes a girl and not a feller,
and ill protect her from those who wish to snipe her.​
wow i chose words that were way to hard to rhyme to...
 
lol, the last line rhymes when you read it but not when you say it lol.

frodo
a poem by an admirer


frodo, a wonderful name with a pristine sound,
like a melody ringing in my ear.
a song this sweet is hard to be found.

and yet, i listen intently to the beat of that magnificent heart,
sweet and adorable,
he appears to me like masterfully crafted thing of art.​
 
Fernie and Frodo

Fernie and Frodo are two in one,
They're always together laying in the sun,
One protects the other in times of need,
They do not hold grudges to each other's greed.

They go out to play and come home at night,
They never dissagree or ever pick a fight,
Fernie and Frodo go together, are never found apart,
And Fernie comes to TDL, with Frodo in her heart.
 
Well here is my hobbit poem...

A hobbit's short, indeed, 'tis so
But tall tales follow where they go

-- EveningStar

(I gratefully accept large gifts of cash from my fans.)
 
Oh hippogriffs,
I love your fluffy heads
I think about you
Before bed.
Your wings stretch out like rubber bands
You reach into my soul.
I wish to ride on your back
And feed you dead ferrets, lol.

The End.
 
*ahem* ;)

In tales of ancient Duffer lore,
Few objects shine outstanding more
Than these of which we shall now hear-
They're unforgotten...never fear!

My first and greatest thing, perhaps,
The Can shines brilliant, light made fast!
But shade your eyes lest they wax blind,
And e'en, mayhap you blind your mind!:eek:

The next of these great objects is
A smaller "can," all of Cheese Whiz;
Yet it against its Can-lord turned,
Does not befriend that shiny urn.

And so we come to nameful works-
Like Fred the Box, who in death lurks;
The Egg named Ben, in flight for life,
The Uber Turnip - she his wife?

Stan the Cookie, th'elephant,
Don't ask us why or how that went!
Dare mention Doctor Cran the Crayon-
The health inspector turned to man?

Then of some holes of black we sing,
Such holes as eat just EVERYTHING.
And last of all, of BC's knife-
Is there such sharpness else in life?

In common all have this one thing:
That NOTHING common do they bring.
A turnip, knife, a Can and cheese...
Only in Duffers', if you please!:rolleyes:
 
water balloons are loads of fun
unless you've tried to fill up one
or fill up 500 or more, oh my
I think I'd just rather stay dry

we had a water balloon fight with over three thousand water balloons. guess who was filling up a lot of those? :rolleyes:
 
im so cold
im so tired
i wish summer would be fired.
i wish all places
were like the one
where i just was
it was so fun.
no one hates
and no one "cliques"
and the guys dont always
check out the chicks.
everybody is my friend
and you dont have to follow trends.

sorry people...random thoughts......
 
Daisy, Daisy light n' dreamy...
dip it w/ chips it's extra creamy
Spoon it swirl it mash it savor it
put on top it'sa family favorite

dodododo do a dollop...of Daisy

Daisy goes w/ food and fun...give a dollop to EEVERRRYYYONEEEEE :D
 
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