Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

Meanwhile, the Paul Gann Doctor Who was busy destroying all copies of the idiotic American TV movie which had him acting just like a leading male character in an American action movie, including the obligatory wild motorcycle ride with the leading female character.
 
Though terribly tempted, the raptor decided not to eat Dora despite the fact he imagined she'd taste like candy. The reason for his merciful decision was the fact that his little sister used to be a fan of Dora the Explorer, so he merely scooped her up by her backpack strap and flung her into the distance. Dora was surprisingly light wheight, due to being a cartoon. However, a pteranodon caught Dora out of the air and carried her away. "Great," thought the velociraptor, "now she's likely to harass the OTHER carnivores if the pteranodons don't eat her." He continued on his way, hoping some movie star or chaotician might wander into his territory for him to chase.
 
A troop of Boy Scouts was camping out, when the boy assigned to dig a latrine discovered a buried chest of pirate treasure.
 
The commanders of the mule brigade, former American Civil War enemies Colonel Eugene Templeton Singleton and General Beauregard T. Beauregard (the T still standing for Beauregard), came over to to check on their brigade members that were visiting the thread. They showed up with a supply of apple pies to to throw at the 13-year old role players. Finding none of those role players around, they set up a picnic by the Caribbean beach and invited Captain Obvious and his troupe of America tourists to coffee and pie. Captain Obvious, upon seeing the picnic cloths set up said: "Hey look, it's pies!"

Some distance away, hiding behind a pier pylon, Cheezerella was observing the party hoping to catch a glimpse of anything that may resemble a slice of cheese.
 
Suddenly, several officers of the Vegan Police rushed up and surrounded Cheezerella. Their leader shouted: "You're under arrest, as an accomplice in the horrible and evil milking of cows!"
 
Just then, a man appeared who looked somewhat like the character Vincent in the old TV series "Beauty and the Beast." He addressed the Tyrannosaurus: "I am another superhero: Grey Eagle's friend Lion-Guy. One of my super-powers is that, whenever I roar, anyone hearing it who is on the side of good will be filled with energy and encouragement. _You're_ certainly on the side of good if you're _against_ stuck-up, greener-than-thou vegetarianism fanatics. Therefore..." Lion-Guy uttered a roar even louder than the dinosaur could have managed, then said, "Now, go get 'em!"
 
The T-Rex bursted away at incredible speed with a happy roar. Suffice it to say, no one ever saw the Vegan police again. Shortly afterward, a velociraptor and a lion cub wandered up to Lion-Guy in hopes of another super-roar.
 
"Understand," cautioned Lion-Guy, "if you intend any evil, any harm to innocent people, my roar will _weaken_ instead of strengthen you." Then he roared again.
 
The cub grew a couple inches of main, and the raptor spat a couple sparks of fire into the air and started running at about 75 mile per hour in circles.

Meanwhile, Buzz Lightyear was piloting his star cruiser chasing a flying saucer through space. . .
 
While the civil war heroes were having a pie picnic (pienic), with Captain Obvious and the tourists, Slippy Toad was doing his homework on his home planet of Corneria, located many, many light years away in the Lylat System. Today's assignment was to write an essay on why enemy ships come out of their base.
 
A spaceship full of eye doctors landed near Slippy Toad. One of them got out, then said, "Oh! Excuse us, we thought this was the planet CORNEA."
 
Slippy Toad, like any other good student, was trying to avoid doing his homework. He had already cleaned the refrigerator and cooked a meal for all the tenants on his floor of the apartment building where he lived. Next he was looking for another excuse so he called Peppy Hare to see if he had any laundry that needed to be done.
 
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