The Insane Asylum II

Dr. Byrne: Gas-tro-vascular.
Glen: Am I allowed to hit my co-personality?
Dr. Byrne: Absolutely not. Hitting is barbaric and therefore inferior.
Glen: *smears war paint on cheeks*
Dr. Byrne: Barbarian!
Glen: Au contraire, Doc. It's symbolic speech.
Dr. Byrne: Symbolizing that you are a--
Glen: *hits Doctor*
Dr. Byrne: --barbarian! *passes out*
 
Caspian: *claps* Sweet now lets maroon him with Starbuck!:p
me: :eek: that would be cruel!(for Starbuck)
Caspian: Can we maroon Byrne and bring back Starbuck and then delete the cordinants to the planet?
me: Sure!:D
Caspian: *drags Dr. Byrne to a shuttlepod and flies off to the planet Starbuck with him*
 
Caspian: *claps* Sweet now lets maroon him with Starbuck!:p
me: :eek: that would be cruel!(for Starbuck)
Caspian: Can we maroon Byrne and bring back Starbuck and then delete the cordinants to the planet?
me: Sure!
Caspian: *drags Dr. Byrne to a shuttlepod and flies off to the planet Starbuck with him*

ooooh marrooning is fuuuun :D :p
 
Dr. Byrne: *wakes up* Ah, what a wonderful place to set up a radio broadcast station. *sets up radio station* This is the estimable Dr. Byrne, on Station W-I-S-E. Today we will dissect the multitude factual problems with the Disney movie Pocohontas.
 
Dr. Byrne: *wakes up* Ah, what a wonderful place to set up a radio broadcast station. *sets up radio station* This is the estimable Dr. Byrne, on Station W-I-S-E. Today we will dissect the multitude factual problems with the Disney movie Pocohontas.

I love the Villain empowerment song in that one :p
 
Dr. Byrne: *wakes up* Ah, what a wonderful place to set up a radio broadcast station. *sets up radio station* This is the estimable Dr. Byrne, on Station W-I-S-E. Today we will dissect the multitude factual problems with the Disney movie Pocohontas.

Caspian: How can you set up a radio station in the middle of nowhere? Nobody's gonna hear it!
Starbuck: Except us. And maybe the cylons.
Caspian: TURN IT OFF DR. BYRNE TURN IT OFF OR WE'LL ALL DIE!!!!
Starbuck: Do you have anything to eat in that spaceship of yours?
Caspian: I have no idea.
 
*Begins reading random quotes out loud*
"There is no man so poor but what he can afford to keep one dog. - Josh Billings."
 
*does the same*

The friar had a point, Scarlet confessed, that no one could stand against God - then added, "But there does seem to be no end o' folk that'll try."
 
*Me too!! Of course it's from Harry Potter. XD*

"You-Know-Poo!! The constipation Sensation that's sweeping the Nation!!"~ Fred or George
 
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that seriously made me happy :D I feel like doing something like that now...
 
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That is so cute!
 

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:eek: that's adorable!

let's see if I can duplicate it without copying...


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okay I did actually copy a lot ;) :p
 
Dr. Byrne: This is station W-I-S-E, continuing our previous broadcast. We were discussing the multitude factual failures of the Disney movie Pocohontas. First of all--
Glen: Don't talk so loud. The radio will broadcast to earth just fine without you yelling.
Dr. Byrne: *ignores Glen* For example, the movie is altogether too sentimental about the earth.
Glen: You mean that talking willowy thingee?
Dr. Byrne: Of course not. I was speaking of how the primitive settlers failed to fully utilize the resources of the land.
Glen: You mean they didn't find gold.
Dr. Byrne: No. Cease your interruptions! They scarcely imploded a fifth of the forest within the first thirty minutes they spent on land. Such folly! Had their labors been more productive, the settlers could have built a real city. With the addition of a few scientists, simply imagine--the development of paved streets, automobiles, skyscrapers, factories, motor engines, a centralized city government--
Glen: I thought imagining was mentally unhealthy.
Dr. Byrne: The noise of progress! O, primitive settlers of the potential Byzantium...
*static cuts him off*
 
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