Isn't arguing with people who aim deadly weapons at you called being a hostage negotiator?
But it's fun, soooo...
*throws chocolate-covered Eiffel Tower at Glen*
Are you just shrinking things today or are we presuming that the Eiffel Tower is actually small enough to throw? Or are you King Kong?
*notes that Freckles has sprouted fur all over, and a tail*
Again, you need to put more faith in me. I just have a very well-developed biceps. Okay, at the beginning I was only able to throw smaller versions, but now I can throw the actual Eiffel Tower, and my grandmother always encouraged me to take things from the French and throw them at America.