The Count (or Countess)
He (or she) rules the barony . . . no, I mean the beardony of lunacy. Duffers are incredibly concerned about his (or her) wellbeing, for if he (or she) falters, the addiction threads, which are under his (or her) rule, fall into chaos, which is usually good, but not in this case.
And as you may notice, he (or she) has a slight personality crisis.
~ submitted by Lossendil