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MF said:
what happened to the coffee machine?
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Yeah, that's what i would like to know too :mad:
Olorinsesss said:
Are you calling me a coffee machine?
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Those are your words, but no matter what you thought i meant, you're not missing (left wing second floor room 2), so you definitely can't be the best coffee machine...

MF said:
you were in the insane asylum with derny??? no wonder you have a pink beard!
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Seriously, they almost killed each other using... the wooden tables and their teeth *sigh* That was a busy day.
MF said:
this is gonna make headlines!!

fact: i'm not going to make headlines. it's not my turn.
mf: then whose turn is it?
fact: *thinks* HERS! *points at lieke*
mf: out, out, out with the secrets... what is in the bottom drawer in your desk?
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...nothing :eek:
 
lieke said:
Yeah, that's what i would like to know too :mad:
Those are your words, but no matter what you thought i meant, you're not missing (left wing second floor room 2), so you definitely can't be the best coffee machine...


Seriously, they almost killed each other using... the wooden tables and their teeth *sigh* That was a busy day.

...nothing :eek:
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mf: :eek: i wonder how nothing feels about that. how do you feel about that, nothing?
nothing:
mf: well...?
nothing:
mf: TELL ME!!!
nothing: *desperate*
mf: well, finally... wait, nothing can't be desperate! lieke was lying!!!
lieke: *desperate*
mf: so you're in your drawer?
lieke: time for bed, mf... the nothing in your head is starting to rattle with the effort...
mf: *struggling to break free from the nurse's iron grasp* i KNOW YOU'RE HiDiNG SOMETHiNG LiEKE!!! AND ONE DAY... WHEN YOU'RE PASSED OUT FROM LACK OF COFFEE!!!!!!!
lieke: yeah, one day... now, coffee, it's just you and me...
 
Miss Freckles said:
you were in the insane asylum with derny??? :eek: no wonder you have a pink beard!

this is gonna make headlines!!

fact: i'm not going to make headlines. it's not my turn.
mf: then whose turn is it?
fact: *thinks* HERS! *points at lieke*
mf: out, out, out with the secrets... what is in the bottom drawer in your desk?
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Wait... lemme guess... is it a gun? ...or is it a cigarette lighter? Ah, I can never tell...


*BLAM*

Drat. Guessed wrong.

Dernhelm said:
(I think I know . . . )

And Olórin has a new name. Hehe.
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iWha? Wait... NO! tHIS iS iMPOSSIBLE!

small random voice: Impossible? *blink*

Oh yes, I forgot. I'm in Dufferland. How foolish of me.

Miss Freckles said:
...a coffee machine with a beard? how creepy
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Not only that, I have evil powers! *telekinetically adds cream and sugar to MF's coffee* See?

Nightfire said:
i wonder if he can make a latte for me :]
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No. No lattes. Sorry. Mocha yes, latte no. I don't like latte. Why, you ask? Well, that goes back to a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...


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Random listener: Go on?
Me: ZZZZzzzZZZzZZzZzzzzzzZzzZzz *snooore*
Me: *snort* What? Oh, yes. A galaxy far, far away. M51, in fact. Also known as the Whirlpool Galaxy. The reason is that it looks like a whirlpool. What? Oh. I don't know how a galaxy can look like a whirlpool! All I know is that it does! Here, see for yourself.

m51_hst_90x.jpg


Miss Freckles said:
reviving this for educational purposes... my young apprentice

(note: that post above is nuts... haha)
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That could probably be applied to most or all of your posts without difficulty.

And who is this apprentice you speak of? I hope he/she isn't anything like you... :eek:

We couldn't stand two. Not two. One is almost impossible already.

Dernhelm said:
Yes, very much agreed.
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*sigh* And what are you doing in this madhouse, Derny? Have you finally admitted to your Dufferness and come to join your brethren (and sistren)?

Sing and rejoice, ye people of the Land of Duffers,
For your efforts have not been in vain,
And the Gate of Denial is broken,
And your Queen hath passed through
And she is victorious. (or defeated, I suppose... depending on your point of view.)

Sing and be glad, all ye children of the insane,
For your Queen shall come again,
And she shall dwell among you
all the days of your life.

And the Age that was withered shall be renewed (a.k.a. the Golden Age)
And it shall be seen from the high places,
And the Land shall be blessed.

Sing all ye people!*



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*Note: If you can figure out where I got the basis for that poem, I'll give you a cookie. Remarkable, actually, how little I had to change said poem to make it fit the circumstances. Almost as if the author wrote it like that on purpose... maybe said author was a secret Duffer. *knowing wink*
 
Olórin the Wise said:
Not only that, I have evil powers! *telekinetically adds cream and sugar to MF's coffee* See?
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why thank you ever so much, just what i needed... but wait... you could just have come round and put cream and sugar in my coffee, since you live in the cell next to mine... (yes i hear you talking to your beard at niht and i am annoyed)

and hey, that whirlpool galaxy was awesome... pity that i deleted it... it was a nice galaxy... oh well.

bearded creature said:
That could probably be applied to most or all of your posts without difficulty.

And who is this apprentice you speak of? I hope he/she isn't anything like you... :eek:

We couldn't stand two. Not two. One is almost impossible already.
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always the gentleman, huh?
well she is still waiting for the mods to let her in... but she is existent! muwahaha!
but no, she's nothing like me... she's not as easy to corrupt, i'm afraid...


pink beard said:
*sigh* And what are you doing in this madhouse, Derny? Have you finally admitted to your Dufferness and come to join your brethren (and sistren)?

Sing and rejoice, ye people of the Land of Duffers,
For your efforts have not been in vain,
And the Gate of Denial is broken,
And your Queen hath passed through
And she is victorious. (or defeated, I suppose... depending on your point of view.)

Sing and be glad, all ye children of the insane,
For your Queen shall come again,
And she shall dwell among you
all the days of your life.

And the Age that was withered shall be renewed (a.k.a. the Golden Age)
And it shall be seen from the high places,
And the Land shall be blessed.

Sing all ye people!*
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hmm, sounds like an old chorus... but when i googled some lines, all that came up was something about oyster cards on the tube... weird... so i gave up.
do i get a cookie for effort?
 
CAPS LOCK

effective device used to make a point, MAKE NOISE, or stand out

cyborg senshi

tag that's been plaguing tdl since the start. It's meaning and creator are unknown.

COPPERFOX

misleading name. yelling lion in signature.
 
Protagonist said:
CAPS LOCK

effective device used to make a point, MAKE NOISE, or stand out

cyborg senshi

tag that's been plaguing tdl since the start. It's meaning and creator are unknown.

COPPERFOX

misleading name. yelling lion in signature.
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haha very accurate :p

do we have an entering... entrance... ente... oh, an entry for waldo?
 
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