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PrinceOfTheWest 11-15-2013 02:53 PM

Welcome to the DLF Cafe
Seriously. In downtown DeWitt, Michigan.

Somehow, I never thought of him as the entrepreneurial type...

EveningStar 11-15-2013 04:38 PM

How about my "6.66 Diner" where every meal on the menu is only $6.66? :D

Eustace C. Scrubb 11-15-2013 08:02 PM

Do they serve mod cookies?

Copperfox 11-16-2013 11:34 AM

I've heard that the nightmare island from "Dawn Treader" has a fast-food joint for castaways who are especially fearful. It's called "Kentucky Fright for Chickens."

WarriorSatyr 11-16-2013 09:20 PM

*Hides* Last time we met, that thing ate my trousers! I just got new ones and it is not serving them up to some weirdo!

PrinceOfTheWest 11-17-2013 10:37 AM

No guarantees of anything. You can enter, but there's no guaranter that you, or any particular item of your clothing, will leave.

Copperfox 11-19-2013 06:04 PM

Does that mean that this cafe is a subsidiary of the Hotel California?

Machiathemarshwiggle 06-07-2014 07:59 PM

You know, I used to live not far from "The Screaming Scissors Hair Salon"...


Machiathemarshwiggle 01-17-2016 12:03 AM

I'd like to welcome everyone back to the Grand Re-opening of the DLF cafe. I'm Machia The Marshwiggle, the new proprietor of this fine establishment. You can call me Mr. Respectowiggle...

We serve almost anything you could ever want here. But no pickles... SO DON'T ASK FOR THEM!!!! :mad:

Please feel free to peruse the menu... Volumes 1-35 can be found here in the lobby. 36-47 can be found under the bar (coffee bar, of course) Vol.'s 47 - 167 are doubling as the floor, Volume 168 has been lost since the year 1582... There's a 10 cent reward if you find that... The rest of the volumes of the menu (169-26,786,045.8 are scattered about here and there. Just look around...

Sit anywhere you like, but just remember when the music starts you have to get up and change seats. And then the normal rules for musical chairs apply. (Take out boxes are complimentary to the losers)

Wi-Fi is complimentary.. Assuming you can pass the test administered by the Ancient One, aka The Keeper of the Internet, aka Fred.

Every Thursday is Waffle Thursday. Attendance is required. (Minimum purchase of $45.13)

More info as it becomes available! But come on in and have a seat! *Opens door, which makes a loud quaking noise as it opens*

Now Hiring!

Gondorgirl 01-17-2016 12:49 AM

Hi, I'd like to order a baker's dozen of new members. A smattering of new game ideas. Do you sell Mafia games?

And hold the pickle.

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