CoN:LWW Spoof (UPDATED!)

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

I've been working on it for a while..and I thought I should post it here. I had fun writing it, but I have yet to finish it. So I'll just post the beginning. :D

The only thing I own is the spoof script. The Characters, events and places all belong to C. S. Lewis or Walden Media.


[Start off in the dark night sky. German planes start appearing]

Nazi Pilot 1: *In German* So after we bomb this place, do you want go get a cup of coffee?

Nazi Pilot 2: *also in German* Yeah, that sounds great!

Alarm: *goes off*

Nazi Pilot 1: Ah, man. Start dropping the bombs.

Nazi plane: *Gets hit starts falling*

Nazi pilot 2 : NO!!!!!! STEVE!!!!!

Plane: *Crashes*

Nazi Pilot 1: Alright, lets get this party started. *Drops Bombs*

Skan- EDMUND: Ooohh, pretty colors!

Mrs. Pevensie: EDMUND! Get away from the window! Peter!

Edmund: Do you have to bring him into this?

Mrs. Pevensie: Quick take him to the shelter and find your sisters while I disappear for a few minutes!

Peter: * Right, Mum! *Drags Edmund out of the house*

Susan: * gets Lucy out of bed and brings her to safety*

Edmund: Wait! I have to get a picture of dad!

Peter: STOP!

Ed: NO!

Bomb: *explodes, causing the window to shatter all over Peter and Edmund*

Peter: * drags Edmund out again and throws him into bunker*

Mrs. Pevensie: *Comforts Edmund while Peter has a spaz attack*

Peter: *gets ready for important line* Why can’t you just do as your told?

[ Train station ]

Crowd: * Is huge*

Soldiers: *walk by*

Mrs. Pevensie: *Check’s on the children before they leave* Peter, watch out for your siblings.

Peter: Yes mum.

Mrs. Pevensie: Look after them

Peter: Yes, mum.

Mrs. Pevensie: Don’t forget, even if Edmund by some chance meets a strange lady in some magical world that you still need to love him.

Peter: Yes Mu- wait what?

Mrs. Pevensie: *quickly* nothing.

Pevensie Children: *board the train*

Mrs. Pevensie: Goodbye! * Waves*

Pevensie children: *shove each other so they can wave to their Mum* Bye Mum!


Not alot, I'm still working on it. I saw some of these for Harry Potter and thought it would be fun.

[WillsGirl]

LOL pretty good so far! I like it.

[pink-cheetah]

ha ha ha (lol)... that's FUNNY!!!!!!!!! :D i hope you do the whole movie. btw, are you doing this thing from memory?

[Rhyanidd]

I've been working on it for a while..and I thought I should post it here. I had fun writing it, but I have yet to finish it. So I'll just post the beginning. :D

The only thing I own is the spoof script. The Characters, events and places all belong to C. S. Lewis or Walden Media.


[Start off in the dark night sky. German planes start appearing]

German Pilot 1: *In German* So after we bomb this place, do you want go get a cup of coffee?

German Pilot 2: *also in German* Yeah, that sounds great!

Alarm: *goes off*

German Pilot 1: Ah, man. Start dropping the bombs.

German plane: *Gets hit starts falling*

German pilot 2 : NO!!!!!! STEVE!!!!!

Plane: *Crashes*

German Pilot 1: Alright, lets get this party started. *Drops Bombs*

Skan- EDMUND: Ooohh, pretty colors!
Oh that was funny! Oyyoy!



Mrs. Pevensie: Quick take him to the shelter and find your sisters while I disappear for a few minutes!
LLL

Mrs. Pevensie: *Comforts Edmund while Peter has a spaz attack*

Peter: *gets ready for important line* Why can’t you just do as your told?
Oh you are wicked!


Mrs. Pevensie: Don’t forget, even if Edmund by some chance meets a strange lady in some magical world that you still need to love him.

Peter: Yes Mu- wait what?



That just might be like my favorite quote ever!*is falling off chair*

[QA48]

LOL I liked the last part where they all shoved each other!

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Ha, ha, *IowW*, those are so funny! :) You need to put more on soo, okay? :D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

ha ha ha (lol)... that's FUNNY!!!!!!!!! :D i hope you do the whole movie. btw, are you doing this thing from memory?


lol, yep. All from memory.

But it'll probably be easier when Tuesday comes around. ^_^

LOL I liked the last part where they all shoved each other!

lol, Well they do! I love to make things funny. And I love the movie, but so many things can be made fun of. Except, I don't think there's anyway I can make the Stone Table scene funny. So I don't quite know what I'll do with that. :o

Ha, ha, *IowW*, those are so funny! You need to put more on soo, okay?

I'm working on it now. ^_^ Shouldn't be long.

[pink-cheetah]

you should put something about caffeine in there.

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

you should put something about caffeine in there.

lol, maybe on the next part...Here's part 2. :D

Part 2

The middle of nowhere

Train: *Speeds away almost as if it never stopped in the first place*

Peter: *looks around* Well this bites.

Car: Drives down the dirt road

Pevensie children: *RUN TO CAR*

Car: *Keeps driving*

Pevensie children: Oh, man…

Edmund: Perhaps we were incorrectly labeled!

Peter: Stop trying to sound smart.

Edmund: Fine.

Horse drawn carriage: *rolls down the road and stops in front of the Children*

Scary old lady: *Is sitting in carriage*

Peter: Ms. Macready?

Ms. Macready: Yes, how did you know my name?

Peter: *shrug*

Ms. Macready: Well, get in the cart.

Pevensie’s: *Get into cart*

Lucy: What? No seatbelts?

Ms. Macready: NO TALKING! That is one of the bajillion rules you will have to follow while you live in the professors house.

Susan: Are you going to tell us them, now?

Ms. Macready: No, I shall tell you as we’re walking through the house so I can get more opportunities to yell at you.

Susan: Okay…

Group: *Walk into mansion/castle/home*

Ms. Macready: Now as I was saying…

Susan: *touches stair railing*

Ms. Macready: OMG! NO TOUGHING OF ANYTHING!!!

Edmund: Ha, ha.

Ms. Macready: NO LAUGHING!!!

Peter: Why?

Ms. Macready: NO QUESTIONING!!!! Now, of all these outrageous rules, you shall never disturb the professor or something horrible will happen!

Edmund: What are you going to do? Scold us to death?

Ms. Macready: NO MOCKING!

Lucy: * looks at the professors door* *sees shadow* *runs*


That night in Lucy and Susan’s bedroom

Peter: *is oozing teen angst*

Radio: * is talking about how bad the war is going and is making the Pevensie’s feel SOOO much better*

Susan: *Get’s a wonderful idea and turns off the radio*

Lucy: I wanna go home.

Peter: We all do, Lu. But by now it’s probably blown up into a bizillion-*Is elbowed in stomach by Susan* Uh, I mean, we all do.
Susan: Don’t worry Lu, we’ll go back soon.

Peter: Yeah, and this place is huge! We’ll have so much fun tomorrow! I guarantee it’s going to be the most sun-shiniest day ever!

Tomorrow: *Comes and is rainy*

Lucy: *looking out the window* Well, somebody sure was wrong.

Susan: cusaphongigliopatonomatus. Come on Peter! Cusaphongigliopatonomatus!

Peter: I don’t know…did you make it up?

Susan: Correct.

Edmund: Does it mean, ‘ This game really bites?’

Peter: Ohh, Burn.

Susan: *Death glare*

Lucy: We could play hide and seek!

Edmund: NO.

Peter: Okay!

Edmund: *glares*

Peter: 1...2...3...

Lucy, Edmund, and Susan: *Run and Hide*

Lucy: *runs to hide behind curtains*

Edmund: * pushes her out of the way* I was here first!

Lucy: Fine…* runs to find somewhere else*

Susan: * hides in a box*

Peter: 81...82...83...

Lucy: * opens door and finds the wardrobe*

Wardrobe: * sits there*

Lucy: *Walks into the room and closes the door*

Fly: * tries to fly through the glass window and fails*

Peter: 90...91...92...

Lucy: *Runs across room and goes into wardrobe*

Peter: 94...95...96

Lucy: * leaves the wardrobe door a little bit open and walks all the way to the back of the wardrobe* * Just kidding, the wardrobe has no back to it*

Lucy: *Discovers the lack of an end in the wardrobe and touches a tree*

Lucy: whoa…* decides to go through the tree and finds herself in a snowy place.

Lucy: Wicked.* walks throughout the land and stops at a lamp-post that just happens to be in the middle of nowhere*

Something: *Moves*

Lucy: *is startled by whatever just moved*

Something: *moves again*

Lucy: *Searches*

Something: *Comes out from the bushes and turns out to be a faun*

Faun: *Screams*

Lucy: *screams*

Faun: *hides*

Lucy * hides*

Edmund: Copycats…

Peter: Shut up! Your not in this scene!

Lucy: Walks out and picks up fauns packages.

Faun: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who are you?

Lucy: What are you?

Faun: Me? Well I’m a faun…what are you? A beardless dwarf?

Lucy: NO! I’m a girl!

Faun: Wait, wait, you’re a …human?

Lucy: No, I’m a fish…

Faun: Huh?

Lucy: Never mind. I’m human.

Faun: Oh, well then let me introduce myself. My name is Tumnus.

Lucy: I’m Lucy.

Tumnus: Well Lucy, how would it be, if you came and had tea with me?

Lucy: My mom told me not to drink tea with strangers.

Tumnus: But it isn’t everyday you get to make a new friend!

Lucy: True. * Walks arm in arm with Tumnus to his cave*

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Ha, ha I love it Chelsea! It's SO funny! You have to keep it up! Is it hard?

[xeroxia]

tis funny!!!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Ha, ha I love it Chelsea! It's SO funny! You have to keep it up! Is it hard?

Not really. I mean sometimes it's hard to remember things that happened. like on the second part, I completely forgot Peter's remark about how they are having 'So much fun' playing the dictionary game. I couldn't remember it last night... :D

[Rhyanidd]

oh IOWW it rocks!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Yeah, so like....I've been seriously slacking on this for the longest time...but I have alot more now, so I'm going to post it. Finally. :D

Part 3


Lucy and Mr. Tumnus walk into his home

Tumnus: Well, here we are!

Lucy: What? A hole in the side of a mountain?

Tumnus: Don’t push it…

Lucy: *walks around Tumnus’s cave looking at all his belongings* Oh! Is this your father?

Tumnus: Yes.

Lucy: He has a nice face.

Tumnus: Yes, I’m a spitting image of him.

Lucy: You’re right, you are alike.

Tumnus: * Gets all depressed* No, actually we’re not alike at all.

Lucy: But you just sai-

Tumnus: TEA!

Lucy: *Sits down in chair in front of the fire place. Tumnus takes a seat across from her*

Tumnus: I hate this winter.

Lucy: Oh, winter isn’t all bad…

Tumnus: This winter is.

Lucy: But there’s snow, and hot cocoa, rampaging reindeer, and CHRISTMAS!

Tumnus: No, not here.

Lucy: You mean you don’t have rampaging reindeer???

Tumnus: No, we don’t have Christmas!

Lucy: Oh…well that’s upsetting, too…

Tumnus: Oh but you would have LOVED it if it were Summer.

Lucy: Really? That’s nice.

Tumnus: Oh, we Fauns would dance with the Dryad’s and Naiad’s all night long….and you know...we would never get tired!

Lucy: That’s fascinating…

Tumnus: And the music! Oh, the music! * gives Lucy a sly look* Would you like to hear some?

Lucy: Uh…sure.

Tumnus: * Gets flute that is conveniently placed besides his chair* Are you familiar with any Narnian lullaby’s?

Lucy: Um…no. I’m from another world, remember?

Tumnus: Right, well that’s good. Because this probably won’t sound anything like one.

Lucy: That’s cool.

Tumnus: * Plays flute really awful* Um…hold on. * cleans out flute* here we go… * Plays pretty music*

Lucy: *gets bored and looks at the fire*

Tumnus: *Continues to play*

Lucy: *Looks into fire and see’s a horsy looking thingy* WHOA! What was that?

Tumnus: Just keep watching! * continues flute playing*

Lucy: *Watches the fauns play tag with an elk* * Starts getting sleepy*

Tumnus: *thinking* YES YES YES!

Lucy: *falls asleep and drops her cup*

Tumnus: *while playing flute, looks into the fire and see’s Aslan trying to attack him in fire form* * gets frightened*

Light: *disappears*

Tumnus: * gives a look of, ‘ I am in sooo much trouble..*


A long enough time later that it is dark.

Lucy: *Wakes up* I really have to go now.

Tumnus: It’s too late now.

Lucy: Well, I can see that! That’s why I am leaving!

Tumnus: I’m such a terrible faun!

Lucy: Well…you could have woken me up...but that doesn’t make you bad, Mr. Tumnus!

Tumnus: No, it’s not what I’ve done Lucy Pevensie…it’s what I’m doing right now.

Lucy: You‘re a bad faun for lying in the fetal position? Wait…am I being Punk’d?

Tumnus; What? No no, I’m kidnapping you!

Lucy: But why?

Tumnus: This evil lady, the White witch! She told us all that if we found a human we were to turn them over to her!

Lucy: But you wouldn’t! I thought you were my friend! We had TEA!

Tumnus: Your right! * grabs Lucy* We have to get you out of here!

Lucy & Tumnus: * Run through the forest*

Tumnus: We must hurry! The witch has spies! Birds, leaves, rocks! Even some trees are on her side!

Oak Tree: Oh no! We’ve been discovered! Run Birch!

Tumnus: Okay Lucy, can you get back from here?

Lucy: Yeah, I think so!

Tumnus: *breaks down crying*

Lucy: Hey, hey…come on. It’s okay…you tried to kidnap me and give me to some lady in white…but it’s okay!

Tumnus: Oh thank you! No matter what happens Lucy I am glad to have met you!

Lucy: Same here!

Tumnus: *tries to give Lucy back her handkerchief*

Lucy: No, you keep it. Your more of a mess than I am.

Tumnus: Okay.

Lucy: *Runs back through the wardrobe*

Tumnus: *walks back to his house*

[Princey]

*applauds and laughs* Awesome!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*applauds and laughs* Awesome!
:D Thank you.

I'll post some more soon, I'm waiting for more people to read the update...lol

[office]

Lol. 10 thingy.

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Part 4

Lucy comes back through the wardrobe

Peter: 97...98...99...

Lucy: *Runs out of the room* I’m back I’m back I’m alright!

Edmund: Shut up! He’s coming! And I obviously lack the ability to just hide behind the curtains again!

Peter: * Finds both of them* I don’t think you guys get this game…

Edmund: Blame her! * Points to Lucy*

Lucy: Didn’t you all wonder where I was?

Peter: Um...that’s kind of the point of the game Lu…You hide, I seek-

Lucy: But I’ve been gone for hours!

Peter: More like 100 seconds…

Susan: * appears* So does this mean I win?

Lucy: But I went somewhere! Somewhere magical! It was snowing and I met a faun named Mr. Tumnus and-

Susan; Lucy what are you talking about?

Lucy: Come on, I’ll show you! * runs and drags them into the wardrobe room*

In the wardrobe room

Susan: *Opens the wardrobe and knocks on the back of the wardrobe*

Edmund: *Goes behind wardrobe and knocks on that wood too*

Susan: It’s solid Lucy, I don’t think your really went there.

Lucy: But I did! And Tumnus kidnapped me but brought me back through!

Peter: But lu- wait…he KIDNAPPED YOU?

Lucy: Never mind! It was there!

Edmund: Well I believe you!

Lucy: *Would first believe a pig could fly* You…do?

Edmund: Yeah! Haven’t I told you guys about the football field in the bathroom cupboard?

Peter: Would you just stop!

Edmund: * looks innocent* What?

Peter: You just have to make everything worse, don’t you?

Edmund: It was a JOKE. Do you have no sense of humor?

Peter: When are you going to learn to grow up?

Edmund: * spaz attack* SHUT UP! STOP TRYING TO BE DAD! * runs away*

Susan: Well, that went well! *storms off*

Lucy: But it really was there!

Peter: That’s enough Lucy…

That Night

Lucy: *sneaks out of bed and goes to the wardrobe*

Edmund: * comes out of the bathroom and spots her* heh, heh…time to wreak havoc on my little sisters imagination…

Lucy: *Opens the wardrobe door and her candle gets blown out* YES! * Goes in*

Edmund: Lucy! Come here! * goes into the wardrobe* hope you aren’t afraid of the dark! * shuts the door*

Wardrobe: * Is still light*

Edmund: What the- * Goes deeper into the wardrobe and finds Narnia* Lucy, I MAY believe you now…I’m not sure yet…* trips into the snow* Just kidding, I believe you.

Bells: *jingle*

Edmund: Hello?

Sleigh driven by rampaging reindeer: *comes speeding towards him*

Edmund: *Jumps out of the way*

Little furry thing: *Jumps off the sled and comes after Edmund*

Edmund: *tries to run*

The now evident dwarf: *tackles Edmund* skdjfaskjenco aosihhr dofjuhskj iosisi sihfk!

Edmund: What??

Dwarf: ajlsh klajhd lahlskeo opcjsnlrisn!

Edmund: I’m sorry, I can’t understand…

Dwarf: * sighs, stands up and clears throat* How dare you not bow before Jadis the Queen of Narnia!

Edmund: But I didn’t know!

Dwarf: Tkajs kalom akjhd!

Edmund: What???

Dwarf: Tough luck kid! * Goes to stab Edmund*

Voice: Ginnabrrik!

Ginnabrikk: Yes, your majesty?

Your majesty: Hold on a second…* her majesty steps out from her carriage*

Edmund: Wait, I can’t see her she blends in!

Jadis: Hello, child.

Edmund: Oh, hi!

Jadis: What are you doing here?

Edmund: Beats me…I just followed my sister.

Jadis: Your sister?

Edmund: Yeah, she said she came here a while ago and met up with this faun named Tumnus…we didn’t believe her, but I think I do now.

Jadis: OH, I’m sorry, come here child, you look so cold.

Edmund: *completely disregarding the ‘don’t-get-into-sleds-with-strangers’ rule* Okay.

Jadis and Edmund: * sit in sled*

Jadis: Would you like something hot to drink?

Edmund: * Completely disregarding the ’Don’t-take-drinks-from-strangers’ rule but remembers his manners* Yes, please.

Jadis: *drops a bit of liquid in the snow and hot drink appears*

Edmund: WHOA.

Jadis: Here you go.

Edmund: Thank you! * drinks*

Jadis; Would you like anything else?

Edmund: * ponders* yes, I’d like 2 big-mac’s, 3 orders of fries, a milkshake, some Turkish delight-

Jadis: Turkish Delight! I can do that! * does the drop thing again and Turkish delight appears*

Edmund: *once again, breaking a stranger rule* Yummy. * eats Turkish delight*

Jadis: Now, I’ve been looking for somebody to help me take ov- I mean, help me rule Narnia with, and since I have no children *gets depressed* ...or a husband…or a nephew…or even a pet hamster…I think you should be the new King!

Edmund: *inside* FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! * outside* Sounds cool.

Jadis: Of course you’d have to bring your family.

Edmund: What? Peter gets to be King too? No way!

Jadis: No, no! Of course not! Every king needs servants dear one!

Edmund: * inside* Muahahahaha! * Outside* okay.

Jadis: Until then my dear Edmund…

Edmund: Okay…can I have some more Turkish Delight?

Jadis: * evil voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Edmund: *is perplexed*

Jadis: I mean…we don’t want to spoil your appetite now…I’ll see you soon, Edmund. * leaves*

Lucy: EDMUND?* comes from nowhere and hugs Edmund*

Edmund: Get off me…

Lucy: Oh you made it through that’s wonderful! Now Susan and Peter have to believe us!

Edmund: Right…where were you?

Lucy: With Mr. Tumnus. He’s alright! The White Witch hasn’t found out of him helping me! And of course there’s no way YOU could have told her.

Edmund: The White Witch?

Lucy: Yeah, she’s very evil, and always wear’s white.

Edmund: *gulp*

Lucy: Edmund, you look so cold…

Edmund: *sarcasm* Really? It feels so hot…

Lucy: I s’pose we should be getting back.

Edmund: Yes, let’s go.

[office]

Rofl.
10 thingy.

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Rofl.
10 thingy.
lol, glad to see at least one person likes it.

Part 5

Lucy: *runs into Peter’s room and dive bombs Peter while he is sleeping* PETER! PETER! WAKE UP!

Peter: * moans* What is it Lu…I’m trying to sleep…

Lucy: It’s real! Narnia!

Susan: *appears from nowhere* Lucy, you must have been dreaming. I mean, it is the middle of the night.

Lucy: But this time EDMUND CAME!

Susan & Peter: *look at Edmund*

Edmund: Um…well, I was just playing along…

Lucy: *in shock*

Edmund: Some little kids just don’t know when to grow up…

Lucy: YOU LIAR!!!! * runs out crying*

Susan: Lucy…*chases after her*

Peter: *follows Susan and shoves Edmund*

Edmund: Hey!

Lucy: *crying*

Susan & Peter: *still chasing Lucy*

Lucy: * stops in front of the recently appearing professor* *issues hug*

Peter & Susan: *round corner to find Lucy hugging professor Kirke*

Peter: *in awe* So that’s what he looks like…

Macready: YOU KIDS! I’M GOING TO HANG YOU BY YOUR FEET IN THE BARN UNTIL YOUR FACES TURN SO RED- Professor! I didn’t uh…see you!

Professor: It’s alright, it’s alright…just remind me to hide the barn key…

Macready: They know they are not to disturb you…

Professor: We’ll discuss this tomorrow. However I think this little one needs a drink-

Macready: * looks shocked*

Professor: Hot chocolate! Gosh, I’m not that bad of a guy!

Macready: Yes, sir. * takes Lucy down stairs*

Peter: Maybe if we’re quiet…he won’t see us * sneaks away*

Professor: And where do you think your going?

Peter: Darn it…

Professor, Susan, and Peter: * go to Professor Kirke’s office*

Professor: It seems you all have really ticked off my house keeper.

Peter: I’m sorry sir.

Professor: I think it is really her you should say sorry to…she hasn’t threatened to torture anyone since the war started…

Peter: It won’t happen again-

Susan: It’s our sister professor.

Professor: The weeping girl?

Susan: Yep. She’s been very upset…

Professor: Hence the weeping.

Peter: It’s the wardrobe…she thinks she’s found a forest inside!

Professor: WHAT?

Susan: I know, it’s insane…

Professor: Well, what was it like?

Susan: Like talking to a lunatic…

Professor: No no, not that, the forest! What did she say it was like?

Peter: You believe her?

Professor: And you don’t?

Susan: Well of course not! It’s totally un-logical!

Peter: And besides! Edmund said he was just playing with her!

Professor: And Edmund is the one who tells the truth the most?

Peter: Well…actually we have a better chance of a duck singing jingle bells with a cow…

Professor: Well then obviously she’s telling the truth! Now go! I must smoke my pipe…

Peter & Susan: Good-bye, then.


The next day, outside on the front lawn.

Edmund: *is staring off into space*

Peter: heh heh…* throws ball at Edmund* Think fast!

Edmund: * gets hit* HEY! OWIE!

Peter: Sorry, it slipped.

Edmund: Just throw the ball…* Edmund gets in Barry bonds stance to hit the ball*

Peter: * throws ball*

Edmund: *Swings late and sends the ball through a pretty glass window*

Susan: *gasp*

Lucy: *Gasp*

Peter: AWESOME! Uh- I mean *gasp*

Macready’s ‘children are gonna be in trouble’ sense: * tingles*

Pevensie’s: *run into the house and find a suit of armor mangled on the floor*

Peter: Well, nice going, hot shot.

Macready: * is coming*

Peter: RUN!

Everybody: *runs*

Edmund: *leads everybody into the wardrobe room*

Susan: You’ve got to be kidding me…

Peter: There’s no where else! I don’t know about you, but I really don’t feel like being hung by my toes in the barn.

Susan: FINE!

Pevensie’s: *Go into Wardrobe*

[office]

This story is awsome. Lol

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

This story is awsome. Lol
Thanks. :D

I seem to have written alot and then not posted it, because I have one more full part and then another half finished part that I've forgotten about...lol

Part 6

Pevensie’s: *stare in awe*

Susan: IMPOSSIBLE!

Peter: AWESOME!

Lucy: Told ya so!

Peter: I guess it’s too late to say we’re sorry?

Lucy: Maybe…* throws snowball at Peter*

Peter: Oh, your gonna get it now! * peter throws a snowball that hits Lucy square in the face*

Random Audience Member: Ow, don’t you think that would hurt?

Another Random Audience Member: Definitely.

Yet another Random Audience Member: Shut up, I’m trying to watch!

Peter: SNOW BALL FIGHT!

Susan, Lucy and Peter: *ensue with snowball war*

Edmund: *Is slowly walking away*

Susan: ENEMY SPOTTED! *chucks snowball at Edmund*

Edmund: HEY! Stop being stupid.

Peter: *suddenly realizes something* You little liar!

Edmund: What? You are being stupid!

Peter: I meant Narnia you idiot!

Edmund: Oh…right…well you see…

Peter: SAY YOUR SORRY!

Edmund: Alright! I’m sorry…

Susan: Well, it’s great that we’ve traveled to a new world that probably nobody else but us will ever see. So lets leave.

Lucy: Go back? We just got here.

Peter: I think Lucy should decide.

Lucy: Let’s go see Mr. Tumnus!

Peter: Mr. Tumnus it is then. Come on lets go.

Susan: well we can’t go in these clothes! We’ll freeze!

Peter: Okay then…hold on. * grabs coats from the wardrobe*

Susan: But that’s stealing!

Peter: Technically it’s not leaving the wardrobe.

Susan: Good point.

Peter: *Throws coat to Edmund*

Edmund: Hey! This coat is black! You know how black makes me look fat!

Susan: *rolls eyes*

Edmund: And it’s a girls coat!

Peter: I know.

Edmund: But I’m not a girl! Do I come off as a girl to you?

Peter: No comment.

Edmund: *death glare*

Lucy: Come on lets go!

Pevensie’s: *go*

5 minutes later…

Lucy: It’s so wonderful! It has a little door and comfy chairs! And his tea is fabulous! Though it always makes me go to sleep suddenly-*sees Tumnus’s thrashed door* *is shocked*

Susan: what happened?

Peter: Does it look like I know?

Lucy: Runs to Mr. Tumnus’s cave*

Peter and group: *chase after her*

Lucy: *arrives in Tumnus’s cave* Oh no…

Peter: What happened here?

Susan: Oh, so when I ask it, I’m stupid. But when you ask it everything’s alright?

Peter: yes.

Susan: Fine.

Peter: *sees paper on post* Hey, what’s this?

Edmund: * is hiding in corner*

Peter: Tumnus has aided a human- blah blah blah- treason- white witch…signed the Secret Police…and a paw print.

Lucy: *GASP*

Susan: Okay, now we really have to go!

Lucy: But what about Tumnus? It’s my fault he got arrested!

Susan: Well…it sucks to be him then. Now come on.

Peter: *is still staring at paper*

Susan: What is it Peter?

Peter: I just don’t understand…how could the policeman have paws? And if he has paws…how did he nail this sign into the wood?

Susan: That’s not important right now! LET’S GO!

Lucy: Peter, please! We have to help Tumnus!

Peter: Lucy’s right. We have to help him.

Bird: Psst.

Susan: *looks out the door* What on earth was that?

Bird: PSST.

Susan: There it is again!

Bird: FOR ASLAN’S SAKE LOOK OVER HERE!

Susan: *spots bird* Oh, did he just ‘psst’ us?

Peter: I think he did more that psst us…lets follow it.

Susan: Follow it? It’s a bird!

Peter: Shut up, fool.

Pevensie’s: *follow bird*

Peter: Hey…it’s gone.

Susan: Oh, and would you look at that! We’re LOST!

Beaver: Comes from nowhere*

Susan: It’s a…beaver…

Peter: No! Really?* makes weird clicking sounds and sticks hand out to beaver*

Audience member: Who ‘clicks’ like that?

Another Audience member: Beats me.

Beaver: Yo, yo, yo, I ain’t gonna smell that thing, yo, if that’s what you want, yo.

Edmund: It’s a rapping beaver!

Beaver: Word! Now follow me, ya’ll. Before the Po-Po come ‘n find us!

Pevensie’s: *Follow beaver*

[office]

Chelse You`re a genious. lol

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Chelse You`re a genious. lol
lol, I forgot how hard it was to write it...haha...I'm trying to finish part 7.

[office]

lol, I forgot how hard it was to write it...haha...I'm trying to finish part 7.
Cool.

10 Thingy.

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

Chels i just read the whole thing and im like cracking up!!! You are hilarious girl!

[Rhyanidd]

ROFL! Its flippin' awesome, Chels

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

ROFL! Its flippin' awesome, Chels
lol, I finally posted stuff again. :D I was slackin abit....well...alot. :rolleyes:

[Rhyanidd]

A bit? Thats the understatment of the MILLENIA! A lot..still an understatement

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

A bit? Thats the understatment of the MILLENIA! A lot..still an understatement
I know...lol, I'm bad. :rolleyes: :D

I forgot how hard it was to write it...haha...I'm halfway through part 7, but it isn't that great. :rolleyes:

[Rhyanidd]

You already said that;) Spammer

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

You already said that;) Spammer
Ahem. The word is Duffer. :D I can't help it...It's habit. :rolleyes:

[office]

Chelse if I know you at all,part 7 will be awsome.

[Rhyanidd]

But In Lieke's thing-ma-bob she says you don't spam, I thought something was skewwy with that

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Chelse if I know you at all,part 7 will be awsome.
Aww...Thank you Office. :)

EDIT: Well...I am incredibly Spacy right now, so it could be true...a bit...maybe...

[Yoo1029]

i was waiting for this to come back up...its hilarious

[lieke]

But In Lieke's thing-ma-bob she says you don't spam, I thought something was skewwy with that
what? :confused: what did i do this time? :p

but Chels, i love your spoof, i think i've read all those parts before, and i completely love the part with the bird psst-ing:D and all the audience people... can't wait for the next part:D

[Skandar's Girl]

that's funny! LOL i like it

[Pollywannabe]

that was hilarious, omg roflol :D *laughs so hard that she is dying earlier*

[office]

Chelse,post more of the story soon.

[The Half-Blood Prince]

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read. Seriously. Keep it up. :D

[oneofthepevensies]

lol this is soo funny! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!! :D

[Pollywannabe]

That is hilariously funny!!! you need to write more! :D

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

When are you going to write again missy? :p

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

When are you going to write again missy? :p
lol, sorry. I told you I procrastinate. :D

I'll work on it now.

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

finally!!! :rolleyes: :p I had to remind her!!!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

finally!!! :rolleyes: :p I had to remind her!!!
lol. Sorry. :o :D

Voila!

Part 7

Mr. Beaver: Aiight, ya’ll. Just a few more steps and ya’ll will be in the luxurious estate of The Incredibly Handsome Mr. Beaver.

Susan: *rolls eyes*

Mr. Beaver: And here we are!

Everyone: * looks at house*

Peter: Rather small isn’t it?

Mr. Beaver: Oh don’t be worryin’ bout a thing, dawg. Andrew A. will make it so you can fit in it.

Peter: Okay, cool.

Crazy beaver: *emerges from house* Beaver if you’ve been practicing spells with Badger again I’m gonna have your- what’s this? * looks at Pevensies*

Mr. Beaver: It’s aiight sugar, don’t worry.

Mrs. Beaver: WHO DID YOU TRANSFORM THIS TIME

Mr. Beaver: No, I did-

Mrs. Beaver: I swear, Beaver thurgood fransisco Hubert-

Mr. Beaver: Honey I didn’t do-

Mrs. Beaver: -Albert Marshall Beaver! If You experimented on those fox twins again, I swear-

Mr. Beaver: They’re humans!

Mrs. Beaver: Oh! Why didn’t you tell me???

Mr. Beaver: I tried honey bunches of oats!

Mrs. Beaver: Well try harder next time! YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME AT LEAST 10 MINUTES WARNING!

Mr. Beaver: I’m sorry! We’re on different networks!

Peter: Where’d you’re rapping accent thing go?

Mr. beaver: Oh, that was so totally 5 minutes ago.

Pevensies: *stare*

Mrs.Beaver: Anyways…come on in!

Everyone goes into the small, small, incredibly small beaver dam.

Mrs. Beaver: Sit sit everyone!

Everyone: *try to find a chair at the small table*

Edmund: *doesn’t sit down*

Susan: Edmund, get over here.

Edmund: No!

Peter: Would you just get over here and sit!

Edmund: You can’t make me!

Lucy: Stop being Emo.

Edmund: *no comment*

Mr. Beaver: Now…when do you plan on defeating the White witch for us?

Peter: *spits out tea* What?!

Mrs. Beaver: Well…you are the chosen ones!

Susan: Us?

Mr. Beaver: Yes! You! You are the Sons of Adam and the Daughters of Eve!

Lucy: Which means…

Mr. Beaver: Which means, that you are the ones who will cause the witches downfall!

Peter: And…how do we do that?

Mrs. Beaver: Well…first there’s a war…lots of death, swords…stone…

Peter: I’m out.

Mr. Beaver: WHAT? No you have to help us! You’re the only ones who can do it!

Susan: Why? Aren’t there other kids running around here?

Mrs. Beaver: No. If there were do you think we’d ask you? You act like you know everything.

Susan: He- Nah, you’re right…

Peter: You can say that again…

Susan: *death glare*

Mr. Beaver: Anyway, you *points at Peter*, You * points at Susan*, You *points at Lucy, and Y- hey! Where’d the un-social one go?

Everyone: *realize Edmund is gone*

Peter: Ah, darn it…

Susan: Where could he have gone???

Lucy: I don’t know!

Everyone: *flips out*

Mr. Beaver: Has Edmund ever been in Narnia before?

Lucy: Yes…

Mr. Beaver: Did he ac strangely when he heard the name, “The White witch’?

Lucy: Actually…yeah! He did!

Mr. Beaver: And did he have remnants of Turkish delight on his mouth?

Lucy: Hwy…yes He did!

Peter: wow…that’s really…wow…

Susan: Are you like a registered stalker or something?

Mr. beaver: I like to call it Selective walking…

Lucy: Point is…we know where he is!

Peter: I’m gonna kill him!

Susan: Oh, he hasn’t done anything bad yet! For all we know, he could be freezing to death in a ditch somewhere! We’ve got to get him!

Peter: I’ll still kill him…

Lucy: Geez…Did we forget your happy pills at home?

Peter: Shush.

Everyone: * leaves to look for Edmund*

[Rhyanidd]

Peter: wow…that’s really…wow…

Susan: Are you like a registered stalker or something?

Mr. beaver: I like to call it Selective walking…

Lucy: Point is…we know where he is!

Peter: I’m gonna kill him!

Susan: Oh, he hasn’t done anything bad yet! For all we know, he could be freezing to death in a ditch somewhere! We’ve got to get him!

Peter: I’ll still kill him…

Lucy: Geez…Did we forget your happy pills at home?

Peter: Shush.

Everyone: * leaves to look for Edmund*
*is dying* Omygosh! Thats just wow!

[lieke]

Mr. Beaver: Anyway, you *points at Peter*, You * points at Susan*, You *points at Lucy, and Y- hey! Where’d the un-social one go?

Everyone: *realize Edmund is gone*

Peter: Ah, darn it…

Susan: Where could he have gone???

Lucy: I don’t know!

Everyone: *flips out*

Mr. Beaver: Has Edmund ever been in Narnia before?

Lucy: Yes…

Mr. Beaver: Did he ac strangely when he heard the name, “The White witch’?

Lucy: Actually…yeah! He did!

Mr. Beaver: And did he have remnants of Turkish delight on his mouth?

Lucy: Hwy…yes He did!

Peter: wow…that’s really…wow…

Susan: Are you like a registered stalker or something?

Mr. beaver: I like to call it Selective walking…

:D:D that was really funny
*puppy dog eyes* please write more
:D

[Pollywannabe]

omg! that is totally awesomely hilarious!!! hahahhahahahahhahah very vry funny IOWW *starts to laugh histerically sp* :D :p ;) :)

[OnceUponaTime]

*trying to catch breath from laughing* I can't believe his, it's SO funny! Please write more!

[oneofthepevensies]

omg! this is the funniest story i've ever read!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

lol, thanks.

I haven't had a chance to work on part 8 yet, but I'll get to it as soon as possible. :D

[office]

lol, thanks.

I haven't had a chance to work on part 8 yet, but I'll get to it as soon as possible. :D
Yeah I hope we can read it soon!

It`s hilarious!

[Rhyanidd]

I think you're just procrastinating and you have tons of time, Missy:p

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

hahah this was hilarious chels....cmon write some more were all waiting :)

[the Large Voice]

Oh. my. GOSH. That was the funniest thing ever!! HAHAHA

:D"Beaver Thurgood Fransisco Hubert Albert Marshall Beaver":D

I'm dying!! lol. This is good enough to put on tape, with one of those funny nararator guys, like in George of the Jungle! :p

[oneofthepevensies]

plz write more!!!

[Pollywannabe]

plz write more!!!
totally it was sooooooo funny! :D

[oneofthepevensies]

plz? i'm still waiting... :(

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

plz? i'm still waiting... :(
Sorry...I try to write when I can, and I haven't gotten alot of oppertunities lately. :o I'm trying.

[office]

Sorry...I try to write when I can, and I haven't gotten alot of oppertunities lately. :o I'm trying.
Well I`m looking forward to the next part.

[Lady Chloe]

Chels! I love you! XOXOXO You are such a buffer! :D :p

[Tweetsie]

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Mrs. Beaver: Sit sit everyone!

Everyone: *try to find a chair at the small table*

Edmund: *doesn’t sit down*

Susan: Edmund, get over here.

Edmund: No!

Peter: Would you just get over here and sit!

Edmund: You can’t make me!

Lucy: Stop being Emo.

Edmund: *no comment*

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Mrs. Beaver: No. If there were do you think we’d ask you? You act like you know everything.

Susan: He- Nah, you’re right…

Peter: You can say that again…

Susan: *death glare*

Mr. Beaver: Anyway, you *points at Peter*, You * points at Susan*, You *points at Lucy, and Y- hey! Where’d the un-social one go?

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Mr. Beaver: And did he have remnants of Turkish delight on his mouth?

Lucy: Hwy…yes He did!

Peter: wow…that’s really…wow…

Susan: Are you like a registered stalker or something?

Mr. beaver: I like to call it Selective walking…

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Peter: I’m gonna kill him!

Susan: Oh, he hasn’t done anything bad yet! For all we know, he could be freezing to death in a ditch somewhere! We’ve got to get him!

Peter: I’ll still kill him…

Lucy: Geez…Did we forget your happy pills at home?

Peter: Shush.



Simply magnificent. Happy Pills. I loved it. :D The emo part was my favorite, I have to admit.. LOL.

[oneofthepevensies]

Sorry...I try to write when I can, and I haven't gotten alot of oppertunities lately. :o I'm trying.
oops sorry. sometimes i'm a little unpatient... :D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

oops sorry. sometimes i'm a little unpatient... :D
It's alright. It tells me people want to read it...lol.

*still trying*

EDIT: Woo! OKay, it's only 2 and a half pages, but, it's syuff..so Here you go.

Part 8

Everyone: *seem to magically appear in front of the White witches castle*

Susan: Do you see him?

Peter: *uses his amazing bionic vision to zoom in on the front of the castle* Yes! There he is!

Lucy: Where’s he going?

Peter: EDMUND!

Mr. Beaver: Are you trying to get us all killed???

Edmund: *stops because he thinks he hears something* Hmm…It’s rather chilly over here…maybe I should go ba-HEY! Oohh….It’s shiny in here!*continues onward*

Susan: What are we going to do now??

Peter, the person who less than 15 lines ago said he was going to kill Edmund: I’m going to go save Edmund.

Mr. Beaver: *dramatic scream* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! You’re no good to Narnia dead!

Peter: True…

Susan: Then how can we save him?

Lucy: *is crying*

Mr. Beaver: Only Aslan can save him now…

Peter: Take me to him…

Mr. Beaver: heh heh…those reverse psychology classes are really starting to help..

Peter: What was that?

Mr. beaver: nothing…come on, lets get ready. They’re bound to come after us soon.

Susan: Oh, joy.

*Inside the Castle*

Edmund: * is obviously not troubled with the amazingly life-like frozen things scattered around the courtyard*

Statue: *sits there*

Another statue: *sits there*

Yet another statue:* sneezes*

Edmund: What was that?!

Yet another statue: *freezes*

Edmund: *Sees one of the statues is a lion* Heh heh, I hope this is Aslan…*draws on face with ashes* *gets bored and continues walking*

Maugrim: *finds himself underneath Edmunds foot* Ow, HEY! What’s your problem? Growl! Grr! Growl!

Edmund: *yells* Sorry! I’m looking for the Queen!

Maugrim: * obviously can’t tell that Edmund is human* The Queen isn’t seeing any visitors. Now leave before I rip out your throat…

Audience member: Wow…and this is a family movie?

Another audience member: Shut up I’ trying to watch the movie! *throws popcorn*

Edmund: But I’m a son of Adam!

Maugrim: *finally realizes Edmund is human* OH…I’ll go get her.

Edmund: *sees throne* Ooh…a throne….I’m going to go sit on it. It obviously doesn’t belong to anyone important. *sits on throne*

Jadis: *appears* Edmund….I’ve missed you…*totally fake mother smile*

Edmund: Jadis!

Jadis: tell me Edmund…um…is there anyone beside you?

Edmund: *looks beside him* Um….is this a trick question?

Jadis: No, no dear…I just want to know if there’s anybody beside you.

Edmund: well…if you count Billy…

Jadis: Billy?

Edmund: Yeah, Billy. My imaginary friend.

Jadis: Huh? Okay look, you don’t have your siblings with you, and I am terribly disappointed!

Edmund: You are?

Jadis: No, I’m lying.

Edmund: OH, okay…

Jadis: I’m TERRIBLY UPSET WITH YOU!!!!!*Grr scary face*

Edmund: Sorry! They wouldn’t listen to me!

Jadis: All I asked of you was to bring your siblings here so I can ki- uh, I mean, treat them to some tea and crumpets.

Edmund: You have tea and crumpets? Do you have enough for Billy and I?

Jadis: NO! I’m going to kill you!

Edmund: You’re going to Kill me??!?!

Jadis: No I’m not, I’m just kidding.

Edmund: *sigh of relief* phew…

Jadis: Ginnabrik is going to kill you.

Edmund: *gets knife put at his throat and is thrown into a dungeon…of ice…obviously…* AHHH! NO PLEASE! LET ME GO LET ME GO!

Ginnabrik: ahksjdiuabdiuashdkajsghiuasbdia! skjdfhiusdbiausd.

Edmund: I'm sorry...what was that?

Ginnabrik: *ahem ahem* Like she's going to do that! Now quiet with you!

Edmund: *frowns* Okay....But Jadis I love you!

Jadis: Go away!

Edmund: Okay...*goes away*

Jadis: I meant into the dungeon!

Edmund: *goes into the dungeon*

Jadis: *sigh* I need chocolate…

[office]

Rofl. IOWW this is the best spoof ever!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

lol, thank you Office. Sorry it's a bit on the short side. I'm working on part 9 now.

[the Large Voice]

keep up the good work!!:D:cool:

[Rhyanidd]

Susan: Do you see him?

Peter: *uses his amazing bionic vision to zoom in on the front of the castle* Yes! There he is!

Lucy: Where’s he going?

Peter: EDMUND!

Mr. Beaver: Are you trying to get us all killed???

Edmund: *stops because he thinks he hears something* Hmm…It’s rather chilly over here…maybe I should go ba-HEY! Oohh….It’s shiny in here!*continues onward*

Susan: What are we going to do now??

Peter, the person who less than 15 lines ago said he was going to kill Edmund: I’m going to go save Edmund.

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Mr. Beaver: heh heh…those reverse psychology classes are really starting to help..

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Edmund: * is obviously not troubled with the amazingly life-like frozen things scattered around the courtyard*

Statue: *sits there*

Another statue: *sits there*

Yet another statue:* sneezes*

Edmund: What was that?!

Yet another statue: *freezes*

Edmund: *Sees one of the statues is a lion* Heh heh, I hope this is Aslan…*draws on face with ashes* *gets bored and continues walking*

Maugrim: *finds himself underneath Edmunds foot* Ow, HEY! What’s your problem? Growl! Grr! Growl!

Edmund: *yells* Sorry! I’m looking for the Queen!

Maugrim: * obviously can’t tell that Edmund is human* The Queen isn’t seeing any visitors. Now leave before I rip out your throat…

Audience member: Wow…and this is a family movie?

Another audience member: Shut up I’ trying to watch the movie! *throws popcorn*

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Edmund: *sees throne* Ooh…a throne….I’m going to go sit on it. It obviously doesn’t belong to anyone important. *sits on throne*

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Jadis: tell me Edmund…um…is there anyone beside you?

Edmund: *looks beside him* Um….is this a trick question?

Jadis: No, no dear…I just want to know if there’s anybody beside you.

Edmund: well…if you count Billy…

Jadis: Billy?

Edmund: Yeah, Billy. My imaginary friend.

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Jadis: Huh? Okay look, you don’t have your siblings with you, and I am terribly disappointed!

Edmund: You are?

Jadis: No, I’m lying.

Edmund: OH, okay…

Jadis: I’m TERRIBLY UPSET WITH YOU!!!!!*Grr scary face*

Edmund: Sorry! They wouldn’t listen to me!

Jadis: All I asked of you was to bring your siblings here so I can ki- uh, I mean, treat them to some tea and crumpets.

Edmund: You have tea and crumpets? Do you have enough for Billy and I?

Jadis: NO! I’m going to kill you!

Edmund: You’re going to Kill me??!?!

Jadis: No I’m not, I’m just kidding.

Edmund: *sigh of relief* phew…

Jadis: Ginnabrik is going to kill you.

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Jadis: Go away!

Edmund: Okay...*goes away*

Jadis: I meant into the dungeon!

Edmund: *goes into the dungeon*

Jadis: *sigh* I need chocolate…

Heehee! WHOOT FOR CHOCOLATE! I knew there was a reason I liked Jadis:-p

[lieke]

bwahahahaha, that imaginary friend part was cool:D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

M'kay, well a week with no internet + Alot of free time + Boredom = UPDATE!

Part 9


*in the middle of the woods*

Everybody: *is running*

Mr. Beaver: Hurry! There’s bound to be creatures after us!

Creatures: Hurry! There’s bound to be people were after!

Everybody: *arrives at the Beaver Dam*

Mrs. Beaver: *is packing*

Children: *are wandering around aimlessly*

Mr. Beaver: Come on Honey! There’s creatures after us!

Creatures: Hurry mates! There’s Beavers we’re after!

Mrs. Beaver: I’m just getting a few things! *packs everything but the kitchen sink. No, wait…she just packed that as well*

Maurgrim and friends: *Break the windows of the dam* Ruff! Ruff! Snarl! Snarl!

Mr. Beaver: Hurry lets go!

Everyone: *goes*

Maurgrim and friends: *break into the dam*

Friend 1: Hey…there’s nobody in here!

Friend 2: Yeah! Hey, Maurgrim, where’d they go?

Maurgrim: How am I supposed to know?

Friend 1: Well, you Are the leader after all…

Maurgrim: Don’t Back sass me!

Friend 1: How is that back sassing?

Maurgrim: You deliberately tried to make me mad! That’s how!

Friend 1: I didn’t deliberately do anything!

Friend 3: *out of the conversation* I feel very un-loved….

Friend 2: Hey Wolves! Look! An opening!

Maurgrim and friends: *go through hole in wall after our heroes*

Peter: *gets to hold the awesome torch* Hurry go!

Lucy & Susan: *start to run but can’t see a foot in front of them*

Susan: Hey, Genius. We can’t run if we can’t see. Go to the front and lead the way. You have the torch.

Peter: But, what if they catch up to us? I can fight them off! And I don’t want you getting eaten!

Susan: Alright then, you can try and be a hero, but, at least give me the torch so I can see where I’m going!

Peter: *hugs torch* No!

Susan: *rolls eyes* Fine! Keep the torch!

Peter: YAY!

Everyone: *resumes running*

Wolves: *still haven’t found them yet*

Our heroes: *emerge from a hole into a tiny little village*

Lucy: Air! Fresh Air! Hoora-huh?

Mr. Beaver: *looks sadly at a statue*

Peter: wow, that’s a fantastic sculpture.

Mr. Beaver: It’s not a sculpture! It’s my friend!

Peter: *whispers to Susan* And I thought Edmund had issues…

Mr. Beaver: I heard that! *glares* No…the White Witch turned him to stone…

Group: *gasp*

Fox: *appears* Hello Gents.

Lucy: *hears the voice* Prince Charming, Is that you?

Fox: *ahem* Not in this movie.

Lucy: *disappointed* Aww…

Mr. Beaver: What are you doing here!?

Fox: I’m going to help you.

Maurgrim and friends: *still haven’t gotten there yet*

Fox: Hide!

Everyone: *Hides*

Maurgrim and friends: *finally appear*

Friend 1: Hmm…where’d they go?

Friend 2: yeah, where’d they go Maurgrim?

Maurgrim: Would you stop asking me that!? I have no idea!

Wolves: *have obviously forgotten about their keen sense of smell*

Friend 1: hey look! It’s a fox! Let’s be bullies!

Fox: Good morning.

Maurgrim: Where are they Fox?

Fox: Whom are you referring to?

Maurgrim: *attacks the fox* You know very well whom.

Fox: *ow*

Maurgrim: *Attacks fox again*

Friend 1: The Chair! Give him the chair!

Fox: Alright, alright! I’ll tell you…They-they went north…

Maurgrim: *evil wolf smile* Excellent. *throws the fox against a tree* HAHA!

Maurgrim and friends: *run north*

Audience: *GASP* he just ratted them out!

Random Audience member: Let’s form an angry mob!

Audience: YEAH!

Pevensie’s & Beavers: *come out of tree safe*

Audience: *moan* Aww…man…

Audience member: *mutters* You got lucky this time Fox…*puts out torch and puts down pitchfork*

Lucy: Are you alright Mr. Fox?

Fox: Yeah, it’s just a bruise..*try’s standing up and fails* ow..

Lucy: Here, We’ll help you.

Everyone: *appear in front of a fire*

Fox: everyone, Guess what?

Everyone: What?

Fox: Nothing.

Everyone: …

Fox: Ha, Just kidding. Okay, so Aslan himself sent me on this quest to tell all the creatures of Narnia that he’s back.

Everyone: YAY!

Fox: And he’s at the Stone Table not too far from Cair Paravel!

Everyone: YAY!

Fox: Well, now that that information has been passed onto you, I must go an continue my trek.

Everyone: Okay then...bye bye!

Lucy: Don’t get turned to stone by that nasty witch!

Fox: Oh, don’t worry. I’m too sly, she’ll never turn me into stone.

Audience member: *whispers to neighbor* That fox obviously doesn’t know what happens in the next 5 minutes…

___________

Until next time...lol

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

hhahahhaha I LOVED IT!!!

[Lady Chloe]

My gosh!! Chelsea!! You are the best!! LOL!!!

[The Half-Blood Prince]

Ha ha! That's hilarious! You should be a comedian or something! The audience member thing was the highlight of it.

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

lol, thanks guys. :D Don't know when installment 10 is coming, but it should probably be soon.

[The Half-Blood Prince]

lol, thanks guys. :D Don't know when installment 10 is coming, but it should probably be soon.
Hey, could I be your friend? You just made my entire week. :D

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

lol, thanks guys. :D Don't know when installment 10 is coming, but it should probably be soon.

WOW Chels I havent talked to you in the longest time!! I just noticed that! :eek:

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Hey, could I be your friend? You just made my entire week. :D
lol, sure. Glad I made your week. :D

Lucy:Yeah, we really haven't, huh? I guess we'd have talked more If my internet wasn't down for forever... :rolleyes: :D haha, how you doin?

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

lol, sure. Glad I made your week. :D

Lucy:Yeah, we really haven't, huh? I guess we'd have talked more If my internet wasn't down for forever... :rolleyes: :D haha, how you doin?

I'm doing great! How are you doing? Do you still hate your coach?

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

I'm doing great! How are you doing? Do you still hate your coach?
I'm doing fine. Just enjoying Fall break. :D

And yeah, he's still a pain. But, I think he likes me becasue I actually work hard, so, that's a plus...lol

[Rhyanidd]

Audience: *GASP* he just ratted them out!

Random Audience member: Let’s form an angry mob!

Audience: YEAH!

Pevensie’s & Beavers: *come out of tree safe*

Audience: *moan* Aww…man…

Audience member: *mutters* You got lucky this time Fox…*puts out torch and puts down pitchfork*


Audience Member: *wispers* he obviously doesn't know what happens in the next 5 minutes

HEEHEE! Rock on!

[Lady Narnia]

Make more, plz!!?? I'm crying my eyes out it's sooo funny!!

[Pollywannabe]

write some more! it's freakkin hilarious! :D

[Lady Chloe]

Chelsea!!!!! WRITE MORE!!!! I'M SUFFERING!!!!!!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Chelsea!!!!! WRITE MORE!!!! I'M SUFFERING!!!!!!
Really? Maybe I'll take my time on this one.... :D Just kidding.

Sorry about the non-updatedness of my Spof. School and softball ahve been rough, and I really haven't had a chance. When I do though, I'll take it.

[tottyfruitty]

oh man you are too funny IOWW...too funny! :p

[oxford girl]

This is so funny IOWW, post pore please

[Dean's Buddy]

what exactly IS spoof supposed to be?

[Lady Narnia]

what exactly IS spoof supposed to be?
Spoof is something that is a funny remake of a popular book/movie

[Dean's Buddy]

when will there be more of this? I wonder what the Aslan part will be like.

[GeNtLe SuSaN]

This is HILARIOUS IOWW!!! KEEP THIS UP!!!!! ROFL!!!

[Dean's Buddy]

can you do more?

[GeNtLe SuSaN]

can you do more?

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!:D Please? Please? PLEASE??!!!:D
That last one just kinda.....popped out there....:D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

when will there be more of this? I wonder what the Aslan part will be like.
ooc- If you mean Aslan's death, I don't know If there's any possible way I can make that funny...so, I'm not going to try.

That just means I'll ahve to make everything else super funny. :D

Sorry it hasn't been updated guys. But, I haven't been able to watch the movie and get new idea's ( my brother lost it. :rolleyes: )

[Dean's Buddy]

I men't when they meet Aslan.

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

Chelsea darling, when are you going to continue this?

[Lady Chloe]

He he..... We're being as patient as possible :p

[Lady Narnia]

*pounds fists to chanting rythym*

We want more! We want more! We want more! :eek:

[Dean's Buddy]

when more? *puppy dog eyes*

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

I men't when they meet Aslan.
OH, I don't know...I do everything on the spot, unless I thought of a brilliant idea for it...which, I haven't...lol

Chelsea darling, when are you going to continue this?

When I can...lol I've got a bad case of homework, softball practice, a missing Narnia DVD and Writers block...I'll take some of Lucy's cordial and get back to you on that. ;)

EVERYBODY: I'm trying! Honest! I've started part 10, but, starting it is all I've been able to do. :o adn I ahve to leave for softball practice in a half hour, so i can't exactly write it all now. I promise I'll have an update by Dec.1st ( this friday)

[Dean's Buddy]

it's Friday! cool!:D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

it's Friday! cool!:D
I feel really bad now...

I know I promised to have a new one, but, I can't finish it. I wont be home for the rest of the day... :o

I feel awful for breaking my promise, I'll try to finish the next part as soon as I can!

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

*Shuns IOWW :p*

Just kidding. Take your time!

[Dean's Buddy]

will you today?

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*Shuns IOWW :p*

Just kidding. Take your time!
lol, no, go ahead. I deserve it. I made an empty promise.

I give you all permision to make voodoo dolls. You just have to promise to keep my apendiges on and usable. :)

I'll try to have it by the end of the weekend. I'm havign a lazy day tomorrow, so, it's a possibility. Plus, I just watched LWW, so I'm fresh with ideas.

[Georgie the Valient]

Yippee! :D :D

[Dean's Buddy]

when is the end of the weekend?

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

when is the end of the weekend?
Now. :D

Part 10

Our heroes: *walking*

Lucy: Are we there yet?

Peter: Does it look like we’re their yet?

Lucy: Well…no…

Peter: Well, there ya go…

*At the Witches castle*

Edmund: *Sits freezing in the cell* It’s so coldd…

Audience member: Thank you, Mr. Obvious…

Another audience member: SHH!

Edmund: *grabs the bread and takes a bite* BLECH! This tastes like Susan’s cooking!

Susan’s ‘Edmund just insulted her cooking sense’: *tingles*

Edmund: *Throws down bread and tries to take a drink of water*

Water: *is frozen*

Edmund: Well, darn it!

Tumnus: Are...are you going to eat that?

Edmund: What, this? No, here…*hands Tumnus the bread that tastes like Susan’s cooking*

Susan’s ‘the narrator is making fun of my cooking sense’: *also tingles*

Tumnus: *eats like he hasn’t eaten in days*

Edmund: *looks at Tumnus* Whoa…what happened to you?

Tumnus: The Witch took me for helping-Hey! Are you Lucy’s brother?

Edmund: *nods*

Tumnus: IS she alright!? TELL ME SHE’S ALRIGHT!

Wolf: *howls manically in the background*

Edmund: I don’t know! I’m in here with you!

Jadis: *appears*

Edmund: H-hey queeny…what’s up?

Jadis: My wolves tore that dam apart…none of your little annoying family were found! WHERE DID THEY GO!?

Edmund: I don’t know! I left before they said anything like that!

Jadis: Well, then…I have no more use for you. *rears back with wand*

Edmund: WAIT!

Jadis: *waits*

Edmund: um…

Jadis: *still waiting*

Edmund: Hold on, it just slipped my mind…

Jadis: *sighs* Would you hurry u? I’ve got a pedicure scheduled in ten minutes…

Edmund: It’s on the tip of my tongue…Ugh! I hate when this happens…

Minotaur in the background: May I suggest trying not to think about it? It works for me.

Ginnabrik: Yes lajkshdoaihsslakdhaljshd.

Jadis: What did you say, Ginnabrik?

Ginnabrik: alksjdhoauishdklajsd.

Jadis: Oh, that’s what I thought you said…

Edmund: Oh, I remember!

Jadis: WHAT?

Edmund: I left my jacket at the beavers. Did you by chance find it there?

Jadis: …*raises wand*

Edmund: NO wait! I remember them saying something about Aslan!

Jadis: *GASP*

Minotaur:*GASP*

Ginnabrik: *GASP*

Tumnus: YAY!

Jadis: *death glare*

Tumnus: Uh…I mean…*GASP*
Jadis: OH really?

Tumnus: He’s not from Narnia, you can’t really expect him to know anything!

Minotaur: *gives Tumnus a beat down*

Jadis: Release the Faun…

Tumnus: *confused* Wait…you’re releasing me?

Jadis: Oh, be patient, I’m explaining everything now…

Tumnus: okay…

Jadis: You see this human, faun?

Tumnus: No. he’s only sitting right in front of me! Of course I can see him!

Minotaur:*beat down number 2*

Jadis: Yes well, do you know why you’re here faun?

Tumnus: because I believe in a free Narnia.

Jadis: Haha hahaha hahaha, ha No. You’re here, because he turned you in. For sweeties.

Tumnus: *GASP* What kind of sweeties?

Jadis: Turkish Delight.

Tumnus: WHAT? COME ON! If you’re going to betray me for candy at least make it a chocolate bar!

Minotaur: *drags Tumnus out*

Tumnus: *gives Edmund the ‘How could you’ look*

Jadis: Now come on. We’re going for a ride.

Ginnabrik:*escorts Edmund with a knife at his back to the Witch’s sleigh*

Edmund:*sees a statue that looks just like Tumnus* *GASP*

Ginnabrik : You’re next.

Edmund: WHAT? REALLY?

Ginnabrik: Pfft…I wish…



YAY! I finally found time! :D

[Dean's Buddy]

cool! haha!

[Copperfox]

When you get to scenes with Aslan present, it may help to remember that it is possible to make jokes which PERTAIN TO God, yet are not intended to MOCK Him.

Gene Wilder did an unusual comedy Western called "The Frisco Kid." In one scene, as a captive of Indians, he is called upon to pray for the rain the Indians need. So Wilder indignantly lectures the Indians: "You don't understand! God gives us a sense of right and wrong; He gives us courage to endure, and compassion to help our neighbor; but He does not bring rain!" The very next instant, rain starts falling; so, without missing a beat, Wilder says, "Of course, sometimes just like that, He changes His mind!" The scene is funny and yet not at all insulting to the Almighty.

You could show Aslan as _recognizing_ the absurdity of others around Him without His being absurd Himself. Did you ever see the old TV sitcom "WKRP In Cincinnati"? There, the station manager Andy did not do ridiculous things himself, but played his part in the comedy precisely by being the one who tried to preserve sanity. You could have Aslan act somewhat like that.

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

When you get to scenes with Aslan present, it may help to remember that it is possible to make jokes which PERTAIN TO God, yet are not intended to MOCK Him.

Gene Wilder did an unusual comedy Western called "The Frisco Kid." In one scene, as a captive of Indians, he is called upon to pray for the rain the Indians need. So Wilder indignantly lectures the Indians: "You don't understand! God gives us a sense of right and wrong; He gives us courage to endure, and compassion to help our neighbor; but He does not bring rain!" The very next instant, rain starts falling; so, without missing a beat, Wilder says, "Of course, sometimes just like that, He changes His mind!" The scene is funny and yet not at all insulting to the Almighty.

You could show Aslan as _recognizing_ the absurdity of others around Him without His being absurd Himself. Did you ever see the old TV sitcom "WKRP In Cincinnati"? There, the station manager Andy did not do ridiculous things himself, but played his part in the comedy precisely by being the one who tried to preserve sanity. You could have Aslan act somewhat like that.
True. I'll figure out something. I've still got quite a bit of writing to do before I reach that scene. :D

[Lady Beth]

*ROTFL*Thats awesome,I just finished reading everything.Good job!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*ROTFL*Thats awesome,I just finished reading everything.Good job!
lol, thanks. :D

[Dean's Buddy]

hey! have you read my story? it is called Ebeneezer Margrim.

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

No, I haven't. I'll go check it out.

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

haha this totally made my day!! Thanks Chels!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

haha this totally made my day!! Thanks Chels!
Aww...thank you for reading, Lu. :)

[Lady Callandra]

LOL! Hahaha, very nice. ^_^ Good stuff there, Chels. :D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

lol, thanks Amz. :D

[Dean's Buddy]

when more?

[*Princess Rose*]

chels, that is...

THE MOST ABSOLUTELY POSITUTELY COLLOSSALY FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!

That made my day!

[Lady Beth]

pleasie post more.*Makes puppie dog face*:( :(

[Georgie the Valient]

*ROTFL*Your newest update is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cracks up over the "this tastes like Susan's cooking!" part*

[Lady Beth]

Please post more.

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Hey everybody!
Long time no see in these parts, eh? :D

Well, I'm pleased to announce that I have started up on my spoof again, and I plan on having chapter 11 out fairly soon. Hopefully before Friday...but, as most of you know, I'm terribe with deadlines.:o

[Rhyanidd]

Tumnus: WHAT? COME ON! If you’re going to betray me for candy at least make it a chocolate bar!
ROFL!

YAY! Mooore!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Part 11

Lucy: *still walking*

Susan: Are we there yet?

Peter: Would you two stop asking me that?!

Susan: Not until we’re there, we wont.

Peter: *face palm*

Mr.Beaver: Don’t worry you three, we’ll be there in a few hours.

Susan: *sigh* I’m tired…

Peter: Aren’t we all? Stop being so inconsiderate, Susan.

Lucy: I’m tired…

Peter: Ah, here you go Lu. *puts her on his back and carries her*

Susan: Hey! I just said I was tired, and I get ridiculed, yet she says the same thing, and she gets a piggy back ride? NOT FAIR!

Peter: Susan, she’s little…she’s only like 6, or something…

Noise:*comes from behind them*

Susan: *looks* OH NO!

Peter,Lucy, Mr. Beaver and Mrs. Beaver: What is it?

Susan: It’s the White Witch!

Peter: *drops Lucy on the ground and starts to run*

Lucy: HEY!

Peter: Sorry, Lu. *runs back, grabs her hand and starts running again*

Mr. Beaver: EVERYONE RUN!

Everyone: You don’t have to tell us twice!

Audience member: Hmmm…those don’t look like Polar bears that’s chasing them…

Another audience member: Shush…they obviously can’t see that.

Audience member: You mean, they can’t see that a horse is chasing them, and not an evil polar bear?

Another audience member: Ye- Ju…just zip your trap, they’re about to jump into the hole. *eats popcorn*

Mr. Beaver: Quickly! She’ll never find us if we jump into a cave-like hole right in front of her!

Everyone: *jumps in the hole*

Silence: *ensues*

Mr. Beaver: I’m going to have a look outside, so I can show her exactly where we are hiding.

Mrs. Beaver: No honey! Don’t be a hero!

Mr. Beaver: I need to do this, honey. For them. *hugs*

Audience: Awwwwwwww…….

Mr. Beaver: *emerges from cave and sees who is persuing them*

Lucy: Is he okay?

Mr. Beaver: *Pops his head over the edge and scares the life out of everyone in the hole* COME ON OUT! There’s somebody you have to meet!

Peter: You want us to meet the Witch?!?

Mr. Beaver: It’s not the witch, Peter, it’s somebody more important than the Witch.

Peter: Like David Hasselhoff?

Mr. Beaver: Um….no.

Everyone: *emerges from the hole*

Father Christmas: Hello there.

Lucy: SANTA! *hugs*

Father Christmas: Um…I’m actually Father Christmas…

Susan: So…you’re not Santa Claus?

Father Christmas: I’m Father Christmas.

Lucy: But…Santa is cool…

Father Christmas: Um…TIME FOR PRESENTS!

Lucy: *Gasp* YAY!

Father Claus-er…Christmas: Here you go little Lucy…*hands cordial*

Lucy: What’s this?

Father Christmas: Well…it’s a liquid that can cure any injury or illness.

Peter: Sweet!

Susan: Sweet!

Lucy: Sweet!

Father Christmas: Sweet? Well, I suppose it might taste sweet…but, I personally have never tried it before…*ahem* Anyway, there’s also this…*hands dagger*

Lucy: Oohh…

Father Christmas: Now, I don’t want you to use this, because it’s very dangerous, but I figured you should have it anyway...just for kicks.

Lucy: Um, okay then…

Father Christmas: And for you Susan…*hands bow and arrows*

Susan: Wow…

Peter: What do I get Santa???

Father Christmas: *ahem* Father Christmas…

Peter: Yeah, right…well what do I get?

Father Christmas: *hands sword and shield*

Peter: *pulls sword out rather dramatically, and in super-cool slow motion*

Father Christmas: Well?

Peter: Cool beans, man! I got a SWORD! And a SHIELD! With a LION on it! And the lion is SILVER! And-

Father Christmas: Okay, we get it. Its cool looking...

Peter: *re-sheaths sword*

Father Christmas: OH, and for you Beavers…

Mr. Beaver: *crosses fingers* Please be cell phone…please be a cell phone…

Mrs. Beaver: OH, shush Beaver!

Father Christmas: You two get…

Beavers: *eager anticipation*

Father Christmas: Nothing. At least, not right now…I’ll have to give you your gifts later.

Mr.Beaver: Aw, drat!

Father Christmas: Well, anyway, good luck Pevensies! The fate of Narnia rests on your shoulders! So…don’t screw up, or else we‘re all going down.

Peter: Um…thanks?

Father Christmas: You’re very welcome. *smiles and gets back into his sled* LONG LIVE ASLAN! *sleds away*

Susan: Well, that was interesting…

Lucy: I still can’t believe he’s not Santa…

Peter: Perhaps he’s having an identity crisis…

Susan: Yeah, lets go with that.




Hope you ewnjoyed it.

[office]

You`re brilliant!:D

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

IOWW, have I told you lately that I totally love you? :)

[Rhyanidd]

Father Christmas: Now, I don’t want you to use this, because it’s very dangerous, but I figured you should have it anyway...just for kicks.
:p

Father Christmas: Sweet? Well, I suppose it might taste sweet…but, I personally have never tried it before…*ahem* Anyway, there’s also this…*hands dagger*

:p I was kind of hoping that you'd have Lucy try to drink the cordial--but whatever, it was brill anyway.

Peter: *pulls sword out rather dramatically, and in super-cool slow
motion*
LLL!

Mr. Beaver: *crosses fingers* Please be cell phone…please be a cell phone…
:rolleyes:

Father Christmas: Well, anyway, good luck Pevensies! The fate of Narnia rests on your shoulders! So…don’t screw up, or else we‘re all going down.
ROFL!

Peter: Perhaps he’s having an identity crisis…

Susan: Yeah, lets go with that.
ROFL again!

[xXx Carmen xXx]

The whole David Hasselhoff thing was definatly the best. I laughed so hard. I think I laughed harder on that than any of the other jokes in the whole thing. LOL! It was awesome (probably because my sister-in-law and I have a joke about him right now...)! Post more!

[GeNtLe SuSaN]

I Couldn't stop laughing over the entire thing! It was driving me insane with laughter!! butm, I got a coupel breaths in...;)
Please post more soon!!!!;p

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Thanks you all.:D I'm glad you liked it. :D I'll be updating soon...or...I'll try to anyway. School has started again, so I have to do homework before my spoof.

[Arien]

I just read all of it. It´s really funny:D Write a lot when you get some time;)

[Rhyanidd]

*nods to what Arien said*

Just don't let it go as long as last time...Ok?:p

[xXx Carmen xXx]

LOL... I was with Arien. I had just read all of it. It's amazing. That David Hassleholf thing still gets me. ;)

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*nods to what Arien said*

Just don't let it go as long as last time...Ok?:p

I will sincerely, with all my heart, try my best not to make it as long a time as last time...lol *pinky promise*

[Rhyanidd]

*pinky promise*

Ok...I'll try to believe you:p

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*pinky promise*

Ok...I'll try to believe you:p

lol, that'd be kind of hard, considering my track record. :D

I'm trying guys, I really am....but school started a few weeks ago, and although I'm on here a lot, I'm usually doing homework at the same time.:o

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*pinky promise*

Ok...I'll try to believe you:p

I broke my pinky promise... :(

But, I have some free time this weekend, so I think I'll start writing again. :D

It's been almost 4 months now since my last update...:eek:

I'll probably have to watch the movie again, because I don't remember what happens next..haha, Bad IOWW!

[Lucy the Marshwiggle]

IOWW!!!! You broke your pinky promise, times four!:p

[NarnianofGryffindor]

Part 8

ROFL!!!!! That's the best part!! :p

The other ones are great too LOL......

I realize that it's been several months since the last update, but can we expect another part? :p

[Princey]

LOLOLOL. I was just reading through some of the older parts again and some parts made me laugh so hard, my sides actually hurt. Especially this:

Macready: YOU KIDS! I’M GOING TO HANG YOU BY YOUR FEET IN THE BARN UNTIL YOUR FACES TURN SO RED- Professor! I didn’t uh…see you!

Professor: It’s alright, it’s alright…just remind me to hide the barn key…

Macready: They know they are not to disturb you…

Professor: We’ll discuss this tomorrow. However I think this little one needs a drink-

Macready: * looks shocked*

Professor: Hot chocolate! Gosh, I’m not that bad of a guy!

[Olórin the Wise]

I'm surprised I didn't see this before. It's awesome! :)

'Tenny rate, enough compliments. Did you know you missed the horn in the gift-giving?


Some of my favorite parts:
Something: *Comes out from the bushes and turns out to be a faun*

Faun: *Screams*

Lucy: *screams*

Faun: *hides*

Lucy * hides*

Edmund: Copycats…

Peter: Shut up! Your not in this scene!

Lucy: Walks out and picks up fauns packages.

Faun: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who are you?

Lucy: What are you?

Faun: Me? Well I’m a faun…what are you? A beardless dwarf?

Lucy: NO! I’m a girl!

Faun: Wait, wait, you’re a …human?

Lucy: No, I’m a fish…

Faun: Huh?

Lucy: Never mind. I’m human.



Macready: YOU KIDS! I’M GOING TO HANG YOU BY YOUR FEET IN THE BARN UNTIL YOUR FACES TURN SO RED- Professor! I didn’t uh…see you!

Professor: It’s alright, it’s alright…just remind me to hide the barn key…

Macready: They know they are not to disturb you…

Professor: We’ll discuss this tomorrow. However I think this little one needs a drink-

Macready: * looks shocked*

Professor: Hot chocolate! Gosh, I’m not that bad of a guy!

Macready: Yes, sir. * takes Lucy down stairs*

Peter: Maybe if we’re quiet…he won’t see us * sneaks away*

Professor: And where do you think your going?

Peter: Darn it…


Professor: And Edmund is the one who tells the truth the most?

Peter: Well…actually we have a better chance of a duck singing jingle bells with a cow…

Professor: Well then obviously she’s telling the truth! Now go! I must smoke my pipe…

:D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

HEY EVERYBODY!

OKay, so I'm still busy, but I really miss writing this thing.

I'm going to try reverse psychology here...I wont be able to write more by the weekend and I wont be able to update soon.;)

(Whenever I try to say I can, I never do. :rolleyes:)

[Rhyanidd]

Does that mean we should all also try reverse psychology and say stuff like "we don't want any more"?

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Does that mean we should all also try reverse psychology and say stuff like "we don't want any more"?

lol, I'm not sure. My inner self that doesn't listen to reverse psychology may be crushed, but my outer self who's all for it would probably be driven by it.:D

I have to leave for practice in like a half hour, so I can't write a little now, and I wont be able to write later, either.;)

[Rhyanidd]

Well thats really good, because I don't want any more. This isn't worth reading.;)

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Believe it or not, I have the first half of part 12 done! No reverse psychology here, either. :D

I'm not as happy with it though, simply because it's not a very funny part of the movie, so it's rather hard to write for it. :rolleyes:

But it's a start!

[Cris_DanRadcliffe]

Wow I like the spoof!:D:D Write more, so funny and pretty

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Finally, after many months of laziness and neglect, Part 12 is out!

Now, I haven't watched the LWW movie in forever, so forgive me if everything is ordered wrong. I figured it would still workout anyway. :D

Enjoy!


Part 12

Jadis, Ginnabrik, and Edmund: *trudging through the forest*

Jadis: Wait a minute…what happened to my sleigh?

Everyone: *pauses*

Silence: *ensues*

Jadis: You’ve got to be kidding me…

Edmund: *looks around* HEY!

Jadis: Did you find it?!?

Edmund: Find what?

Jadis: MY SLEIGH!

Edmund: No…but look! A NICKLE!

Jadis: *face palm* GARRRR!! *storms off in an angry rage*

Ginnabrik: Wait your majesty! *tugs Edmund along with a leash*

Edmund: Ack!

*A few miles away, at a rather dangerous looking waterfall*

Peter:…you want us to cross THIS?

Mr. Beaver: Well, it was frozen the last time I saw it.

Susan: There’s NO way I’m crossing this thing. This ice looks weaker than a piece of paper.

Mrs. Beaver: Oh, come on now. You’re over exaggerating.

Mr. Beaver: Here, watch. *walks out onto the ice* See? I believe I’m still above the ice.

Susan: Yeah, but you’re just standing still. You should move around a bit more or something.

Mr. Beaver: Well, what do you want me to do, break dance?! I’m a beaver for Aslan’s sake!

Peter: Sure, I think that would convince us.

Susan: Most definitely.

Lucy: Break it down, Mr. Beaver!

Mr. Beaver: *sigh* Alright then…honey, did you by chance?

Mrs. Beaver: Of course, Beaver! *pulls out an old record player*

Pevensies: *look at each other confused*

Mr. Beaver: *breaks it down old school*

Mrs. Beaver: Go, Beaver, go Beaver, go!

Mr. Beaver: *continues dancing*

Pevensies: *stare, mouth agape*

Susan: Okay, fine, lets go… *starts to cross*

Suddenly…

Maugrim: Let’s sneak up on them!

Friend 1: Good plan, boss!

Friend 2: *Shouts loudly* HOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!! Yeah, lets kill some sons and daughters of Eve! WOO!

Wolves: *glare angrily at wolf friend number 2*

Friend 2: *laughs nervously* heh heh, um, sorry…got caught up in the moment…

Pevensies: AH! Wolves! RUN!

Wolves: *Circle the kids, and trap Mr. Beaver in the midst of doing the worm*

Maugrim: Now you’ve got nowhere to go. Might as well give up now, brat.

Peter: *Pulls out sword*

Maugrim: *laughs* You actually thing you can kill me? You could never harm me, you’re too afraid. Besides, we’ll kill your little friend here. *motions to Mr. Beaver*

Mr. Beaver: Forget me, Peter! Run him through! Aslan knows the little bugger deserves it!

Audience member 1: Wow, quite violent for a kids movie, aren’t they? All this talk of running wolves through and violent acts towards break-dancing beavers! PETA’s going to have a field day with this movie…

Audience member 2: Oh, get a grip, and shush! This is a dramatic part!

Peter: *looks at maugrim, looks at the water fall, looks at the ice, looks back at maugrim*

Susan: Peter, do something!

Light bulb:*Appears above Peters head*

Maugrim: *sees light bulb* What is that?!

Peter: *stabs the ice in super-cool slow motion*

Maugrim: Pfft, what was that? You missed me! Nyah-nyah!

Ice: *cracks rather loudly*

Wolves: OH dear…

Waterfall: *Falls apart*

Everyone: *screams* AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Pevensies: *Somehow manage to stay on a perfectly good sized piece of ice*

Susan: Well, that was actually a pretty good idea there, Peter.

Peter: Thank you Susan. What did you think Lucy?

Lucy: *silence*

Peter: Lu? *lifts up Lucy’s jacket, realizing there is no Lucy in it* Oh no…

Susan: You lost Lucy!?!? This was a horrible plan!

Beavers: What happened?

Susan: Peter lost Lucy!

Beavers: Now why would you do that?!

Peter: It wasn’t on purpose!

Susan: LUCY!? Lucy where are you?!

Peter: *stares sadly at the jacket*

Lucy: *appears from the woods* Has anyone seen my coat?

Susan & Peter: LUCY! *tackle*

Lucy: He-OW! Why did you tackle me?!

Peter: I’m so sorry, I thought we’d lost you!

Lucy: So you TACKLE me??

Peter: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Susan: It’s okay, luckily there’s no snow now, so she shouldn’t get too- wait a minute…the snows gone!

The snow: *is in fact gone*

Beavers: Yes! The prophecy is true after all! Winter is ending!

Back to a rather ticked Queen and her Dwarf minion who is dragging along a rather distraught English boy…

Jadis: I can’t believe my sleigh just got up and disappeared like that…

Ginnabrik: I know, your majesty…talk about a plot hole…

Fox: *Appears*

Jadis: Well, well, well…what do we have here?

Fox: Oh no…

Jadis: Out for a little walk Mr. Fox? Or are you PLOTTING TO DESTROY MY KINGDOM!??!

Fox: Whoa, whoa, Queeny! Don’t you think you’re over-reacting a bit? I’m simply walking past you. I haven’t done anything against your kingdom. In fact, I LOVE the winter. My fur is perfect for it!

Jadis: …really?

Fox: Of course, I mean, such a beautiful Queen such as yourself HAS to know what’s right for her people. I mean, look at Marie Antoinette! Such a lovely lady…

Edmund: Um…Wasn’t she beheaded by her people?

Fox: Quiet you.

Jadis: Right, well, carry on then good Fox. I pray I haven’t disrupted your walk!

Fox: Of course not, my lady-

Maugrim: *storms in soaking wet* Jadis, this fox has been found to be a traitor! He helped the beavers escape!

Jadis: *death glare*

Fox: Drat… *gets tackled by the wolves*

Fox (again): I’m sorry, your majesty!

Jadis: It’s too late for apologies!

Fox: *ahem* I wasn’t talking to you…*looks at Edmund*

Jadis: *growls*

Fox: Did you just growl?

Jadis: So what if I did??

Fox: Oh, nothing, I just thought it wasn’t a very womanly thing to d-

Jadis: *zaps Fox with her wand*

Fox: AH!*Gets zapped*

Edmund: *is absolutely petrified…well…figuratively speaking, of course. Technically the Fox is the one who’s petrified at the moment*

Jadis: Well, that settles that. Now, why are you all wet?

Maugrim: Well, we were chasing the children across a melting waterfall, and it kind of crashed on top of us…

Jadis: Drats, so you let them get away?! How irresponsible! *walks away with Ginnabrik and Edmund close behind*

Maugrim: Oh don’t worry about me, I’m fine. I only had a giant waterfall fall on top of me…thanks for caring, your majesty. *rolleyes*

[Bramblefox]

*dies laughing* Oh man...that is hilarious!! Seriously, I haven't the words to describe how funny this is. And I just saw the movie last night, so that helped :D

[KathrynJanewayChakotay]

This is great i love it spoofs are great

[Cris_DanRadcliffe]

Ha ha ha LOL, if yeh publish that IOWW, you'll be a millionaire in 10 minutes ,so funny and great lol:D:D More.:p:p

[Wunderkind]

LOL! That's so funny! Keep it up!

[NarnianofGryffindor]

Edmund: *is absolutely petrified…well…figuratively speaking, of course. Technically the Fox is the one who’s petrified at the moment*


Maugrim: Oh don’t worry about me, I’m fine. I only had a giant waterfall fall on top of me…thanks for caring, your majesty. *rolleyes*

Those two are the funniest! LOL :p

Great job on this! :D

[lieke]

Susan: Well, that was actually a pretty good idea there, Peter.

Peter: Thank you Susan. What did you think Lucy?

Lucy: *silence*

Peter: Lu? *lifts up Lucy’s jacket, realizing there is no Lucy in it* Oh no…

Susan: You lost Lucy!?!? This was a horrible plan!


:D Hilarious as ever, Chelsea...

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

haha, thank you all! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D

I don't really have anything to do right now...so I think I'll write some more. I really want to get this finished so I can start on Prince Caspian. ;)

[~RuthietheGentle~]

I'm posting so i can read this later!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

I'm on the ball today. :D

Here's the next part for you all!

Part 13

Mr. Beaver: Look! It’s Aslan’s camp!

Trumpets: *sound*

Lucy: I think they know we’re here.

Fauns: *stop and stare*

Minotaurs: *stop and stare*

Peter: …

Centaurs: *stop and stare*

Susan: Why are they looking at us like that?

Lucy: Maybe they think you look funny!

Peter: They wouldn’t be wrong…

Susan: *death glare*

Peter: Uh…I mean…

Lucy: I don’t think you can talk yourself out of that one, Peter…

Peter: *sigh* Dang it…
Susan: *still giving the death glare*

Very Authoritative looking Centaur: ATTENTION! Will the Faun, Minotaur, Centaur or other mythical creature with the Blue Volkswagen please report to the head tent? You left your lights on.

Griffin: OH dang it…*flys off*

Very Authoritative looking Centaur: *looks at Peter*

Peter: Um…We uh…kind of came here to see Aslan…*pulls out sword ti add effect*

Centaur: *nods*

Everyone: *kneels*

Pevensies: *are awkwardly still standing*

Aslan: *appears from his tent*

Lucy: He’s a lion! That’s so cool!

Peter: *whispers* Shush, Lu!

Pevensies: *finally decide it’s a good time to kneel*

Aslan: Hello, and welcome to Narnia.

Pevensies: *smile*

Aslan: Hmm…If I’m not mistaken, I believe you’re one short…

Lucy: Hey, don’t call me short!

Aslan: No my dear one…I mean you’re missing someone.

Lucy: Oh, right…

Peter: You see that’s why we’re here…Edmund went on a little detour, and we kind of need you to help us get him back…

Aslan: How could this have happened?

Mr. Beaver: He betrayed them, Your Majesty.

Susan: He basically totally ditched us for candy and some ice sculptures.

Centaur: Than he has betrayed us all!…for candy and ice sculptures…

Aslan: Peace, Oreius. I’m sure there’s an explanation.

Susan and Lucy: *look at Peter*

Peter: It’s my fault. I was too hard on him.

Susan: *rubs Peter’s shoulder??* We all were a little hard on him.

Aslan: I know, children. The fact that it was your brother makes the betrayal even worse…

Lucy: Tell me about it…

[Pan to a cliff overlooking all of the camp]

Peter: *standing on the cliff with spiffy new clothes*

Aslan: That is Cair Paravel. Your new home when you decide to finally have some self-esteem and realize you’re king material.

Peter: But…

Aslan: You doubt the prophecy?

Peter: No…it’s just…I’m not who you think I am…

Aslan: Peter John Pevensie, born in Finchley, England. Eldest of four, father is off fighting in WWII and mother is currently at home knitting. You are a Pisces and enjoy long walks on the beach as well as listening to Jazz.

Peter: Wow…okay, so I am who you think I am…but, I couldn’t even protect my own family!

Aslan: You got them safely this far.

Peter: Not all of them…remember? My little brother decided to go on a field trip to the ice castle.

Aslan: Peter, we’ll save your brother, don’t worry. I too want to protect my family. Now please consider being the High King, okay?

Peter: *nods* I’ll think about it.

[In a scary forest not too far away]

Edmund: *tied up and gagged to a tree*

Ginnabrik: aksjdha aksjhdiasd fl gdlfkjhgosduig!

Edmund: *muffled* Excuse me?

Ginnabrik: aksjdhias dgkjdfhgo wofhsdjfn,xmdo!

Edmund: *thinking* I can’t understand a word he is saying…

Ginnabrik: kajsnd Special treatment for the special boy! Asjdhkajsdh

Edmund: Oh! I got that one!

Ginnabrik: *gets all up in Edmunds grill*

Edmund: Get. Out. Of. My. Bubble. *tried to cringe away*

Ginnabrik: Isn’t that what you wanted? Ksudhas fkjdskjdfh

Edmund: What did I get myself into?

[Pan back to Aslan’s camp]

Susan: We haven’t had dresses like these in ages!

Lucy: Yeah, we should bring one back for mom! A whole chest full!

Susan: That is…if we ever get back…

Lucy: Oh, well excuse me Ms. Pessimist…

Susan: I’m sorry…I don’t mean to be pessimist…we used to have fun together, didn’t we?

Lucy: I think so, yeah! Before you got boring…

Susan: Oh yeah? *splashes Lucy*

Lucy: Ah! *splashes back*

Lucy and Susan: *have a splashing fight for about ten seconds and walk back on-shore*

Susan: Ah, man that was fun…*pulls towel off tree and meets Maugrim*

Maugrim: GRR GROWL GRR!

Susan and Lucy: *scream*

Friend 1: Wow, sneaking into Aslan’s camp was easier than I thought!

Friend 2: Tell me about it! There isn’t even anyone around but these two! You’d think they’d keep them well guarded.

Maugrim: Now, please don’t run…we’ve had a waterfall fall on top of us, and we’re neglected by our Queen. We’d much rather just kill you quickly.

Susan: *sees horn twenty feet away* *throws towel on wolf*

Maugrim: AH! I can’t see! What is- what is this?! Get it off! Get it off!

Susan: *gets to the horn without the other wolves attacking her and blows it*

Peter: *hears horn* My Sisters-are-in-trouble-sense is tingling! *prances away*

Susan and Lucy: *manage to climb a tree to semi-safety while Maugrim tried to free himself from the towel-of-doom*

Peter: *runs dramatically across the river* STOP! *pulls sword*

Maugrim: OH, here we go again…look kid, we both know you don’t have it in you…just put the sword down, and let us rip your family to shreds.

Susan: Peter, look out! There’s wolves!

Peter: Thanks, Susan. I totally couldn’t see them before…

Aslan: *ROAR* *pins down wolf*

Army: *has Aslan’s back*

Maugrim: Oh wonderful.

Aslan: *nods knowingly at Peter*

Maugrim: ARG! *tackles Peter*

Everyone: *GASP!*

Susan: *hops down from tree* Peter!

Peter: *sits up* I did it! I killed him!

Faun: Looked like he jumped into the sword to me…

Oreius: Quiet you.

Susan and Lucy: *hug peter*

Aslan: Peter, kneel before me.

Peter: *kneels*

Aslan: *puts paw on Peter’s shoulder*

Peter’s shoulder: *is lowered about 7 inches*

Aslan: I dub thee Sir Peter, Knight of Narnia