DE the Second!

[Elendil]

This is an RPG were you post what ever! It is just plain crazy. (Something like Dramatic Entrence eg DE the second!)
You have to play a character with the same name as you. EG. ~HoRsEy_gUrL~ might be a horse, or a girl. Charn_Tim might be a guy who's name is Tim and he comes from Charn...anyway you get the piture.




Elindil walked into the room and cracked her fingers, loudly CRACK! Everyone looked up. and saw a half elf (ME!) entering.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

A tall fellow in green armor at the buffet table with a whole bunch of desserts piled on his plate looked up. He squinted hard at Elindil, and grabbed several dozen ice cream bowls. He then crossed the room and approached Elindil. "Howdy" Said he... :D

[Elendil]

Elindil stared hard at him, with her peicing blue eyes. "Do I know you?" She asked. Her hand resting on her sword hilt.

[~JadisTheWhiteWitch~]

((if I was to join this what could I pull out of my name?lol))

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"Mayhaps you don't, but you look awfully familiar." The knight gave Elindil a loooonnnng look. "Nay, thou art most definitely not she." He said, offering Elindil a chocolate chip cookie... :D

[Elendil]

"Thank you, kindly sir." Said Elindil taking the cookie. "I was certain it was you but I guess it is not so." She took a bite of the cookie, and screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WATER GIVE ME WATER!" GKoN kindly gave he a glass of water wich she drank, and turned to him.
"It is you!" She gasped "I'd know the taste of you're hotsauce anywere! Best friends are a wonderful thing," she grinned "But Worst enimies are even bet!" She pulled out her elven sword. "Shall we?"

[Rhyanidd]

Reepicheep stared around her, seeing GKON and Elidil pull out swords she decided to watch, after of course tossing out the Mt. Dew so that nobody could get hyped up..She then stole all the Frogs and French Fries, and stuffed them in her mouth. (ps guys I'm the daughter of Reepicheep..says so in my sig:D)

[Kermit With Sword]

i stared at both of them, and drew my flute.
playing a sweet tune, i drew them both to sleep, where i left them.
then playing another song, i dissolved into the air, ready to return again when the time is right...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight awoke to find himself bound and gagged, attached to a mumak :eek: . "HEY!This 'uns awake!What'll we do w/ 'im?" Said a rather unsavory Uruk-hai. A fat stubby orc waddled up and said "Hit 'im. We gots works to do." With that he handed the uruk a lopsided iron hammer, and the uruk approached the knight. "STAY BACK!!!I'VE GOT HOTSAUCE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!" The Uruk stopped a minute, then snorted. "What's hotsauce gonna do?" He mocked. Not long after they both smelled something overpowering, and the knight burst free from his bonds! :eek: He drew his sword and slowly walked towards the Uruk, who turned and ran like a chicken. Apparently he used his hotsauce to eat through the ropes. "COME BACK!!I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT MY SWORD WILL DO!!" The knight yelled, and soon he was chasing the uruk, with a battalion of easterlings chasing him.Alas he'd forgot about Elindil,who was tied to the oposite Mumak leg. "EEEK!!!!QUICK!GET 'OL SHARKY!!!" an ugly shouted, meaning Curumo... :D

[Elendil]

"Get me out of here!" Screamed Elindil to GKoN, "Hurry up! I'm about to get squished! How will we have our duel if I'm squished?"

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"Whoops...JUST A SECOND!!" Shouted the knight as a Haradrim made the Mumak start walking. The knight turned round only to find a battalion of Easterlings(soldiers of Rhun) running straight @ him. "NOW JUST A DADBURNED-OOF!!!" He shouted as he was overrun by the spikey fellows. He struggled and flailed in the sea of spikey armor, and managed to pull out his hotsauce cannon. :D "I'LL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE!!!ONE...TWO...OUCH WATCH THOSE SCIMITARS!!!THREE!" The knight began lobbing hotsauce volleys amidst the Easterlings, and had soon cleared a path to the mumak. He sprinted across the field as the Haradrim driver drove the mumak harder. The knight caught up w/ the brute, and tried to figure out how to free Elindil w/o getting stepped on. He grabbed onto the mumak's tail and swung back and forth for a few minutes till the Haradrim archers noticed he was attached. They promptly started shooting at the knight, who shimmied up the mumak and made his way to the other side where Elindil was tied up... :D

[Elendil]

"It's about time!" Yelled Elindil "Hurry up, I don't want to get shot!"
"Yes me lady." Said GKoN trying to cut throught the bonds and hang on and avoid arrows at the same time. When suddenly...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The Haradrim archers found a weak spot in the knight's armor. "YEOOOOWWWW!!!" He shouted, and jumped up 50 or so feet in the air. :eek: He came back down like a green bullet, heading straight for Elindil... :D

[Elendil]

But Elindil saw the danger and pulled as hard as she could against the ropes. SNAP!!! They broke! :eek: But they had been the only think holding her up, so she started falling.... :eek: ..... :eek:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight came down like a rocket, and bonked right into the mumak's knee! :eek: The mumak gave a roar and tripped, falling trunk-forward to the ground. The Haradrim screamed like small children, trying to evacuate. When the dust cleared, Elindil was sitting upright unharmed...right atop the knight, who was out cold... :D

[Elendil]

He was dieing!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: (Mukac's knees are very hard!)
Elindil scrambeled off of him. "No GKoN, don't die, please don't die, not now. I didn't get to have the duel... *SNIFF*"
Just then Elindil found a thing of hotsauce. She grinned. "This should do the trick." With that she grabbed it and started squeezing it down GKoN's throat!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight's eyes opened and he hopped up w/ a "AAAK!" :eek: He ran round for several minutes, trying to find water or dairy of somesort, while the Haradrim were checking their mumak... :D

[Elendil]

"YES!" Cried Elindil "It worked!" Then she turned to the Mumikil and the other guys ( :D ) "I'm going to have a duel now." She said "You can watch but please don't interupt,you can fight us after if you wish."
"Does the loser get killed?" Asked one
Elindil looked shocked, "If I killed him then I'd have to play Dramatic Enternce without him, and we wouldn't want that to happen now would we?"
The guys nodded and sat down on the grass, eating popcorn, drinking coke and buying hotdogs.
Elindil drew her sword. GKoN did like wise...and the battle began. :D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight looked @ Elindil's elven blade, then back to his own sword, then back to Elindil's. He put his sword away and pulled out a very large dwarven war hammer. "HAVE AT THEE!" He shouted, charging Elindil... :D

[Elendil]

"One cheater deserves another!" Cried Elindil pulling out her bow and an arrow. "Stop right there!"

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight stopped in his tracks and put down the war hammer. He then pulled out the hotsauce launcher and began to fire hotsauce volleys @ Elindil! :D ...

[Saruman]

The greatest Wizard of all wizards, Gandalf's master, and the Master of the One Ring and of the Dark Lord Sauron, the Slayer of Sméagol, the Keeper of the Ring of Many Colors and the Robes of Many Colors, and the mightiest of all the Istari, had been enjoying an early morning cup of tea when he began to hear what sounded like some sort of a donnybrook outside, only it wasn't...he opened the stained glass door to the balcony of his mighty Tower, peered out, clutching his large black staff, and watched as the knight was hurling hot sauce all over the place, and all over the trees of Fangorn Forest, which began to rumble fiercely.... :eek:

[Elendil]

Arrows were flighly thickly, but the hotsause damage was done. Elindil dropped to her knees.
"I've kept my honour..." She began but GKoN rushed to her side. Screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Then quick as a wink Elindil brought the hammer down on his helm.

[Shadowfax]

Shadowfas ducked as an arrow flew past her and hit GKoN in the back side!GKoN let off a screem and fell to the ground. "Uuuulllllll, get it out!!!! Get it out!!!! :D

[Elendil]

Elindil fell over with laughter! "It's not one of mine!" SHe walked over to him grabbed the arrow and ripped it out, she looked at it: 'Goblins!'

[Saruman]

Suddenly a group of hobgoblins came rushing through, and the knight and Elindil both glared with wide eyes. The knight was immobilized, and feared that his doom was near, but suddenly the sun was blocked by a gathering black cloud. From the high chamber in Orthanc, the Wizard of Many Colors waved his staff, and from the cloud came forth a very large, powerful bolt of lightning. Elindil was knocked off her feet and fell to the ground, and the knight shielded his eyes. When they looked again there was nothing left to be seen but some ashes strewn across dead grass.

"Serves them right for entering MY dominions!" said the Wizard. "And if anyone is going to harm the Gondor Knight and Elindil, it will be me myself, NOT them!" He went to the palantír and looked, seeking ever to find the One Ring. But all he saw was a very large group of goblins, lead by a chieftain, approaching the area where the knight and Elindil were...

[Shadowfax]

Shadowfax walked over to GKoN who was lieing on the ground in agony. "Thats got to hurt!"

[Rhyanidd]

RF rolled her eyes..."this is turning out just like the other one, incompetent knight, pshychotic half-elf, evil wizard guy, and side kick horse/fairy/whatever, and the coolest ever most adoreable wonderful amazing MOUSE! ME!" she sighed and shook her head. "GKON what are you doing on the ground? Heres a chocolate cookie come and get it" GKON looked up "bring...it...to...me...I...am....to...weak...to... move"
"No" retorted RF as rudely as possiable "Come and get it yourself, you lazy bum! You incompetent knight! THE BABY FROGS ARE BETTER THAN YOU!" with those insults the knight jumped up and ran at RF "YOU GIVE ME THAT DADBURNED COOKIE RIGHT NOW MISSY! OR I''LL....."
"you'll what?" RF taunted....and then took off as GKON drew closer

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"LEGGO THAT COOKIE!!" Shouted the knight, giving chase to RF, when he stopped short. The landscape was blackened, swarming w/ goblins. "GADZOOKS!!!THEY'VE COME FOR CURUMO'S COOKIES! He makes the best dadburned oatmeal-raisin cookies this side of Helm's Deep." Curumo couldn't help but overhear as a whole bunch of Uruks n' warg riders n' nazgul ran past the knight. "The best you say?" He asked, approaching at the rear of his surprise army. "Yup." Said the knight, as he noticed the easterlings he'd harmed earlier and the Mumak moving slowly towards Curumo's fortress. "YOU!" Glared the knight. He figured Curumo'd been the one who had the easterlings, haradrim n' Mumak attack him n' Elindil. "WHY'D YOU GO N' DO A FOOL THING LIKE THAT FOR?" He shouted @ Curumo, as the battalion of Haradrim archers ran past, setting up behind the Uruks.
"You would be wise to hold your tongue, master knight." Said Curumo, as his warg riders met the goblin's spider riders n' spiderlings(the spiders in mirkwood) head-on. With a yowl and a "WAAAGH!" Each side bopped the other well enough, Curumo seemed to have the advantage, till a bunch of cave trolls wielding clubs came upon the warg riders, scattering them round about. Spikey armored uglies-known as half troll marauders- about the size of the cave trolls but wielding some sort of pike ran up and waylaid his warg riders. Curumo gave a signal and they fell back, as Uruk crossbowmen and Haradrim archers,armed w/ fire arrows volleyed @ the oncoming goblin army. The knight grimaced as Curumo's archers mowed down the goblins n' trolls n' spiders :D ...

[Elendil]

Elindil was mowing down with her bow! :D They were dropping like flies! But then suddenly... :eek:

[Saruman]

...the Wizard lifted his white, bony hand in the air and all stopped short. He began to speak softly, "You have all made a terrible mistake, friends," and they all glared at him, and the Nazgûl hissed at him. "You see, Gríma and Gollum just took the last one hundred pounds of the best and freshest oatmeal cookies this morning, and they are wheeling them over to Edoras even as I speak."

Their eyes all went wide as the orc marauders, the mûmakil, the goblins on spiders, the Nazgûl, Elindil and the Knight made a sudden mad dash towards the oaken plains of Rohan, where Gríma was huffing and puffing, and Gollum was busy talking to himself, "You keep nasty chips! Spoil nice fish! Give it to us RAW, and wrrrrrrrrrrrigling!"

[Elendil]

Everyone was racing towards edoras, but Elindil stopped turned. And went up to Curumo. She raised one eyebrow. "You lie!"

[Saruman]

He lifted up the palantír and Elindil saw, clearly, Gríma and Gollum with two wains carrying boxes, and she could clearly spy out the oatmeal raisin cookies. Gollum, meanwhile, spat and was busy complaining about Gríma: "Stupid hunchback! Hurry, precioussss, yes, hurry, we must! Eat them, EAT THEM!"

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight had meanwhile brought out his dwarven war hammer, and a huge army of mithril-armored dwarves! :eek: "Send battalions 22 and 43 to GET THOSE COOKIES!!!Everyone else TO POSITIONS!!" The dwarves ambushed the goblin army, felling many foes. "AAH!!YOU CHEATSES!!! Cried Smeagol as the knight and several dwarven battalions began to overtake them. The dwarves were unusually fast for being so short. "Nasty dwarveses." Smeagol whined. "UNHAND THOSE COOKIES!!" Shouted the knight, who chucked a snowball @ Grima, only to hit...EOMER!!! :eek: Apparently he'd taken a bunch of Rohirrim to fetch the cookies for the king. He fell from his horse w/ an "OOF!" And the knight stopped with an "oopsy." "Sorry 'bout that..." He said, pulling Eomer up. "You want them for yourself..." Eomer said, his eyes wide. He and the knight paced each other, Eomer apparently had cookie fever, in whence one thought that everyone else was after their cookies. "We can share, but we'll probably need more if we're gonna give any to everyone else." Eomer pulled out his spear, only to get nailed w/ another snowball! :eek: The knight removed his spear in the daize and chucked it @ Grima, catching the hem of his robe. "WAAAH!" He cried, as he jerked to a hault... :D

[Shadowfax]

Gollum grabbed the box of cookies and raced away followed closly by Eomer. When suddenly he was overtaken by... :eek:

[Rhyanidd]

RF who snatched the cookies away shouting "Courtesy of your friendly neiborhood spiderman!" RF ran into Eomer "OOF" she shouted toppling over...."That was very very rude!" RF snapped "Wow your cute...but anyway you say your sorry right now! Dont you know to watch out for ladies? If you asked my brother I'm not a lady however when it suits me I am so apologize right now!" Eomer bowed humbly "Sorry mi'lady, beggin' your pardon, But I was trying to get the cookies from that evil Gollum."
"Course you were, everybody is, however I have them and your job will be to keep that evil GKON away from my cookies understand?"
"Yes lady." said Eomer...GKON came up behind RF and tried to snatch the cookies away from her "YOU ARE TRYING TO KIDNAP WHAT I HAVE RIGHTFULLY STOLEN!" shouted RF at him "Hey no fair!" stormed the Knight "Quoting Princess Bride is against the rules of Fighting over Cookies. Sub-section 1, paragraph 4, line 2...see?" GKON said pointing it out to RF..."Like I care!" "
"Ladies fight fair!" whined GKON
"I'm only a lady when it suits me!"and with that she continued to quote Princess Bride while climbing up onto a Mumak where she could keep the cookies safe

[Elendil]

"You should know," said Elindil to GKoN, as she climbed up the mumikil. "That No One, here EVER obeys rules! It's a rule!"

[Shadowfax]

GKoN screamed, the mumikil was about to step on his head! :eek:

[Rhyanidd]

"YEAH!" RF shouted, agreeing with Eldil "Its like Calvin Ball the only permanet rule is there are no two rules the same well the only rule ever followed in anything is else is 'DONT FOLLOW THE RULES!'" and with that she goaded the Mumak on

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight jumped out of the way as the mumak stomped right where he was a moment ago. "MESAH TAKEM COOKIES NOW!!" Came a familiar voice...it was...JARJAR BINKS!! :eek: He stood atop Curumo's fortress wall and had somehow eluded his lightning emplacement. With a "WAHWAHWAH!!!" He grabbed a vine and swung down!!! :eek: He swung right past the mumak's head, but alas he missed RF and the cookies by a few feet n' came back. He landed atop the houda(The thing on the mumak's back that carries the haradrim) with an "OOF!!". The knight heard from below "Mesah okeyday!!" Echo across the field. "GOOD JARJAR!!NOW GET THOSE COOKIES!" Shouted the knight, dodging Eomer's spear. "HEY!!IS THAT GRIMA WORMTONGUE CHUGGING ALL THE ALE IN EDORAS?!" The knight asked, pointing behind Eomer. "Ha!You don't expect me to fall for that do-" Eomer was cut short as a frying pan assailed his head. "Whosah am..." Jarjar began, watching to see who it was who had waylaid Eomer son of Eomund. The knight gave a gasp as he beheld... :D

[Saruman]

Dernhelm! :eek:

"Those belong to ME, Éomer!" she said defiantly as the Third Marshall of the Mark fell to the ground like a sack of beans. Jarjar gasped as she prepared to swing again, "Oh no!" he screamed, and tripped, and fell and happened to trip...

[Elendil]

Over Curumo! He had a fealing his army had failed so he came to see for certain!

[Saruman]

"Foolish creature! Go back to the swamps where you belong!" He smacked Jarjar, who fell back down to the ground with a thud. The Wizard went over to Gollum, who was grasping the last box - a little box, which had only two cookies in it - while the dwarven army led by GKoN had taken Gríma's cart of cookies.

"Give those to me! I didn't have my breakfast of cookies this morning, now hand them to me, creature!" But just then...

[Elendil]

Elindil swooped down on her giant eagle and snached the cookies!!!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

A stout dwarf by the name of Bob beaned Smeagol upside the head w/ his war hammer!! :eek: "I'll be takin' those, Wizard." He said, and was about to bop Curumo when the knight came upon something of great interest. "Can it be?" He said stunned. "Yes...YES!!!IT IS!!!!" The music in whence Frodo claimed the One Ring for himself began to play. The knight held up...THE ONE RING!!! :eek: "NOOOOOOO!!!" Shouted Dernhelm, her countenance saddening. But alas the knight slipped on the One Ring, and turned invisible!! :eek: "FOOL!!" Shouted Curumo, as a very large talking Habanero appeared where the knight was. "You shall taste the wrath of...CAPSIACIN!!!" Came the knight's voice as the Habanero began chasing Curumo :eek: ...

[Elendil]

Elindil switched her Eagle for a Fell beast and donned a black cape and began the search for the one ring!

[Saruman]

"WHERE IS THE RING!?" shouted Curumo, who turned on the Habanero. He thought fast - he pushed Gríma, who had just come up after having been chased by Dwarves, in front of the Habanero and there was a crash, and the Ring flung from the Habanero-turned-GKoN's finger...

The Wizard gave one of his most insane looks as he held up his finger to take the Ring for himself....

[Elendil]

But Elindil turned Ring Wrath swooped down and snached it!!! :p

[Saruman]

Squints at Elindil. "So you have chosen...death!"

It starts to get cloudy as the Wizard lifts his staff up in the air, eyeing the Nazgûl-on-Wings. ;)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Alas the knight was still a habanero, and exacted his heated vengence upon Curumo!! :eek: Smoke rose from the wizard's robe, and as he opened his mouth the knight had lodged a very large cookie in it!! "Yousah bein' nice to da gungans!" Scolded Jarjar, rising to his feet. But alas the knight had cause Jarjar's tongue to be covered w/ capsiacin. "WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!MESAH NEEDIN WAHWAH!!!" He shouted, running round the field... :D

[Elendil]

Elindil flew her FB higher, so high that Curumo's spells had no effect!!!
"Good boy, Omuruc!" She said

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Alas the knight turned his heated frenzy towards...ELINDIL!! :D "JARJAR!!READY THE FLIERS!!" He said, but then recalled he'd set Jarjar's tongue ablaze. "Ah poo." He pulled out the hotsauce launcher instead...but realized he didn't need it and lobbed giant globs of hotsauce right past Elindil!! :eek: ...

[Rhyanidd]

RF was hiding in a corner stuffing cookies into her false hems. She came forward "Scuse me?" GKON stopped long enough to turn around RF bopped him extremely hard on the head with a cast iron frying pan "thanks for getting me addicted" she said to GKON who was lying on the ground. Then RF saw Eomer "JERKS" she screamed! "How could you do that to the cutest boy in the world?!" and with that she rushed to him and said "I swear that I'll avenge you" then she jumped up, rapier in one hand, frying pan in the other...ready to do battle....

[Jordo]

comes in with clothespin, feet shoulder width apart, the sun light just giong under her heels, crouching and gently flexing her biceps. charges at RF, waving the clothes pin madly screaming a wild yell, stabbing violently at the pan, while slapping RF on the neck

[Rhyanidd]

*yay its DSN*

RF bopped DN on the head with her Frying Pan. RF sighed "Tis a pity since she was so innocent." RF sighed again then charged Curumo!

[Jordo]

rubs head and slowly looks around...whoa, whats going on...oh no, RF is getting away!!! uhh...but i feel so...dead...uuuuhhhh...drinks pepsi...W00! attacks RF with renewed strength, pouring pepsi all over the place and going crazy, pulling strings out of her pockets

[Rhyanidd]

RF grabbed the Pepsi from DN.."Thanks" she said then she turned to Curumo and bopped him on the head "thats for Eomer!" she said then she spun on DN "why you trying to kill me? all I did was bop your B/F on the head.." RF started to laugh hystreically!

[Jordo]

:eek: now you've done it...fiery look in the eyes...grabs RF around the waist and shoves her to the ground...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RAWWWRR!!!! *slap* *slap* grabs a spare cobweb and ties is across RFs face. there! now just try to breath!!!

[Rhyanidd]

RF jumped up...the look in her eyes was that of a lunatic *which isnt surprising* she wrestled with DN who had forgotten to cover her nose which stuck out since shes a mouse!

[Jordo]

MOUSE?!?!?! LOOK WHOS TALKING! *burrrned* i am a...umm...huh...ummm...SPIDER!! LLL!!! what? *looks around at all the official guys in suits surrounding her* whats going on?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight's head was spinning but he slowly rose to his feet. "GADZOOKS MY COOKIES!!!" Shouted the knight, and lobbing hotsauce @ DN and RF:D. Alas he nailed the guys in suits n' RF n' DN were unharmed. The knight then wondered what became of the Mumak,and found it chasing EOMER!!! :D "HOLD ON I'LL-LEMME HAVE THE COOKIES N' I'LL REMOVE THAT MUMAK FROM BEHIND YOU!" He shouted. "NEVER!!" Eomer answered, sprinting 'cross the field to find...A WHOLE MESS OF EASTERLINGS!! :eek: "Yousah dode it lowe..." Said Jarjar, his tongue neatly bandaged... :D

[Rhyanidd]

(dn I called me the mouse *wink*)

RF jumped up running away from DN she ripped the spider web from her head "DONT YOU HURT EOMER GKON OR ELSE!"

[Jordo]

relaxes as the guys in suits are taken down by GKON. licks the hot sauce off arm. AHHH AHHH AHHHH WATER!!! NEED WATER!!! *runs over to sink and pours water down socks* *flings socks at RF and GKON* hy-ya!! uh-huh! uh-huh!!! *whapwhapwhap* the mighty socks have turned pink! :eek: whats going on?!?!?! *looks oddly at the floor*

[Saruman]

"You won't be rid of me so easily!" shouted the Wizard, lifting his staff up in the air in a sign of triumph. He began to chase after GKoN, Éomer and the enraged Mûmak, which still had the box of cookies (and Sméagol :eek: ) on top. "I shall deal soon enough with that wicked and false Elindil Ring-wraith and her flying steed OMURUC!!!!!!" (;))

"Great," said Éomer, not wishing to glance behind him. He clutched tightly to that box of cookies that he had, and was wondering why the Mouse had called him "cute" several times, when, turning to see where the Mouse had gone he suddenly ran right into...

[Rhyanidd]

The Mumaks leg! (dug curumo its cuz Eomer is cute..hes the cutest one..) RF stopped hiding behind a rock she pulled out some of the cookies she had stashed there earlier!

[Elendil]

Elindil swooped down on RF, and jumped off her steed. She drew her sword. "Give up the cookies-She mouse!" She hissed! :p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight jumped out of the way as the mumak-with Eomer now stuck to his leg-ran amuck, heading straight for the ranger outpost!!! :eek: Many Rangers ran out armed w/ fire arrows n' took aim "NOOOOOOO!!!" Shouted Smeagol as they volleyed fire arrows-setting the houdah alight! :D The mumak became evan more enraged and ran straight through the outpost! :eek: The knight then pulled out a box of chocolate covered sugar cookies in the shapes of various critters-mostly horses n' mumakil n' moose. He gave a whistle-grabbing Elindil's attention in the process. "If you want them...come and claim them!" He shouted, lobbing hotsauce everywhere... :D

[Elendil]

"Not hot sauce can kill me!!!" Laughed Elindil, Throwing her cloak off and showing mitheral, lined with hotsauce prove, stuff!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight pulled out a tater n' let it fly, beaning Orumuc :eek:!Orumac dropped the One Ring, as the knight turned round n' chucked many hotsauce-covered taters @ Curumo!... :D

[Elendil]

Elindil picked up the one ring, and held it aloft. "It is a strange thing, that the fate of so many lies in a thing so small."

[Rhyanidd]

RF was now officially pouting...SHE ran out in front of the Mumakil and said "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" the mumakil screeched to a halt dreadfully afraid of the little mouse..."Now" SAID RF "I want the cookies and I have some other demands and I'm gonna go on strike till they're met ok?" she started shouting "STRIKE! STRIKE!" then she broke into the song the guys on Newsie's sing...when they go on strike...then all the Eassterinlings and all the other armys had joined RF!:D

[Saruman]

While Elindil Ring-wraith's attention had been caught by all the striking going on, the Wizard seized the opportunity, knocked her to the ground with his staff, and used one of the sharp ends of it to snatch the Ring. He held it aloft, and, almost falling into the same trap as Elindil, made a sudden mad dash to Orthanc while the chanting was still going on. Unfortunately Gollum, who had successfully escaped the flaming hauda on top of the Mûmak, had noticed, and began to scream and run as fast as his scrawny little legs would carry him, "Give back my PRECIOUSSSSSS!"

"Dwarves, Gungans, quick, to Isengard!" shouted GKoN, who grabbed a cookie from RF and began to run with his armies. RF squinted her eyes at GKoN, "Oh, it's ON now, buster!" And she gathered her Easterling armies (and the Mûmak) and also began to march after GKoN...

[Rhyanidd]

But then everybody stopped...even Curumo EVERYBODY! THEY ALL STARTED SHOUTING STRIKE! Nobody was quite sure why...except maybe that the head boss guy was coming now! You know Capt. Picard...He landed "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?!" he shouted "this is against the Prime Directive"
"WE..are going on strike!" SAID Curumo the DUH appointed leader for them since his voice was so beautiful for one so ugly...*:p*

[Elendil]

"Errr...yes..."said Elindil snatching the ring back from Curumo and hoping back on Omuruc. "We are on strike!"

[Saruman]

"How DARE you! You have interrupted my winning, and now the Ring of Power is back in the hands of a FOOL!" *Smacks Cap'n Pickard, who runs back to the ship and calls for the aid of Captain Janeway*

[Elendil]

Elindil laughed evily from her steed. "MU HA HA HA!!! hmmm I'll have to work on that!" She flew up higher...

[Rhyanidd]

Janeway and Picard come out...but THEY DONT HAVE SISCO HES ON OUR SIDE! HE LOVES US BEST!

[Saruman]

Little did Elindil and the others know, but the "Cap'n Pickard" was actually an imposter, serving the evil black witch of the Land of Witches from DE1 - they were seeking the One Ring for themselves. He began to fly after Omuruc, just as...

[Rhyanidd]

GKON ran smack into the ship and then turned the other way shouting "NO ITS THE WITCH AGAIN I THOUGHT I LEFT HER IN DE1!!!"

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Alas the knight had ran away from the ship carrying the impostor Picard...only to run into...KLINGONS!!! :eek: "OOOMMPPPPPH!!" They shouted as he ran head-on into them. "Hmm...Klingon bowling. Interesting idea." The fake Picard said as a bunch of impostor Federation commandos w/ phaser rifles ran out of the ship!"Take the knight, and the ring. We'll vaporize the others later." Said Janeway, turning to walk back up the ship's ramp. The klingons were extremely upset n' had made a ring round the knight as he n' their apparent captain circled each other. "Yousah no wantin' to do dis." The knight tried to disuade the klingons. They wouldn't hear of it n' chanted "FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!!" As the captain pulled out his bet'leh!(gnarly curved blade thingy...used two handed) "Okeyday...If yousah insistin'." The knight said, as he pulled out a tater n' beaned the klingon :D . With an "OOMP!!!" He fell over n' the others watched for a moment, giving the knight time to slip away. The sound of shouts n' phaser fire was heard as the impostor Federation commandos began to waylay the armies n' etc. "THERE HE IS!!!GET 'EM Spike!" shouted a squad leader as a burly commando gave chase to the knight! :eek: The knight ran past Curumo, snatching the one ring n' the cookies!!! With that he ran off deep into the nearby forest of Fangorn... :D

[Saruman]

The Wizard licked his lips deliciously as he saw the Knight run away with the Ring, heading straight towards Isengard. This was just the excuse he needed to eliminate the knight that had caused him so much trouble. All the armies began chasing after GKoN, who began to scream and run for his life. :D :D :D

[Rhyanidd]

Suddenly everything froze, everything and everybody. "Shoot! Not again!" cried out Emma who was studying to be the Green Witch (meh different green witch then GKONY poos lover) Eadric came out "What'd you do this time?...holy math!" he cried "You froze them all...quick now is a good time to get the ring and the cookies!" and with that Eadric took the cookies and the ring..and Emma and Eadric hopped on their dragon Friend Ralph and flew off..as soon as they took off everybody (they'd all been lifted off the ground by the spell) fell to the ground and all of them took off in the same general direction of the colprits shouting "HEY YOU! GIVE ME THAT RING!" "where is that <insert kligon word> coward warrior? he will die with no honor!" "Give me my cookies! you nasty little hobbitses!" AND a few worse to aweful to tell!:D when far away in the villege the clock struck 12! (courtsey of John Scizka)

[Saruman]

And with that clock striking twelve, they knew their worst fears had been realized, for the White Witch herself appeared, and shot a blast of ice at the dragon Ralph. :eek:

"The Ring shall be mine," she said, lifting her head up high in that normal, ice-cold manner of hers. :D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Alas the knight had fallen straight into an oddly placed hole in the ground, about 4ft in diameter n' slanted @ a 45 degree angle! :eek: The knight wriggled n' squirmed n' tried to pull himself out, but to no avail. He noticed something sticky round about the surface of the hole..."GADZOOKS ITCAN'TBE!!!" He shouted, as he was pulled down the tunnel with a sticky "SPLLLLLLRRRRT!"... :D

[Rhyanidd]

Just then Edmund came out (only now he was very tall and much older) and said "WHERES MOI TURKISH DELIGHT WOMAN?!" seeing the Ring he snatched it away from her and said "ohh shiny! to bad its not sharp! I'll keep this instead of Turkish Delight anyway..now I'll go help my brothers and sisters defeat you!" he walked away laughing but the whitewitch turned him to stone :eek: and the ring TOO!:eek:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Alas the knight had been taken captive...BY WALKING POTATOS!!! :eek: They were about 6 ft tall n' had arms n' legs. They took him immediately deeeeeeeeep underground(taters is root veggies...) to their fortress-city of Spudia. There he was set before the king of the taters. "Hereye!HereYe! The court of his highness, Russ The Heavyset is now in session!" The knight was brought out in tater shaped handcuffs and put on trial. "What ground have you for kidnapping, incarcerating and putting me on trial??THE KING OF GONDOR SHALL HEAR OF THIS!!!" He shouted quite grumpily-he'd lost the ring n' his cookies- As a very large tater sat on a throne in front. "What ground????WHAT GROUND INDEED!" He answered. "You surface dwellers have dececrated, despised, harassed and terrorized us for millenia! Read him the charges, buckeye." He motioned to a smaller tater, who waddled out n' pulled out a scroll. "This surface dweller is guilty and held liable to his supreme spuddness for: Slicing, dicing, broiling,baking,..." He gave a very long list of techniques the knight had used for cooking taters...as he did so the audience gulped n' wailed n' fainted :D. "Illegal use of sour cream upon, CHUCKING,TOSSING, and worst of all...MASHING THE PEOPLES OF THE ROYAL SPUD NATION!!" He said angrily as the taters gasped in horror:eek:. The knight blinked twice. "BAH!!THOSE TATERS NEVER HAD EYES...er, they did, but not like yours. AND THEY WEREN'T ALIVE!!"
"BARBEROUS MURDERER!!" Shouted the king. "You are hearby sentence to...mashing."
"Mashing??" The knight asked a bit cautiously.
"Guards!Remove him!!" The king spud said, as several potatos came n' took the knight to a prison cell, kicking n' screaming and threatening to poor gravy n' butter all over the lot of em :D

[Rhyanidd]

meanwhile everybody was trying to figgure out A). what in tarnation happened to GKON...again? and B). How to turn Edmund back out of stone without Aslan there...nobody had ever heard of another techniic!

except Elindil.."Well I'm not sure I can do it..." she said stuttering a bit "besides the Ring may not have any power if I do so..." everybody just raised their eyebrows "If you mess it up.." said Jadis "I'll just turn you into stone too!" and with that Jadis stoned a butterfly!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Meanwhile the knight was deeeeeeep underground in a tater prison, quite grumpy @ having been kidnapped by one of his fave foods. So he sat w/ arms crossed n' legs stretched, leaning against the door and sang a very odd song:
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH TATERS TATERS BEST THERE IS!
BEST DADBURNED TREAT THIS SIDE OF TOWN!
MASH 'EM, BOIL EM, SET EM ABLAZE!
SPLIT EM OPEN AND FILL W/ BACON BITS and
CHEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEE!!!
TOP WITH SOUR CREAM AND CHIVES!
SWIRL EM, GOBBLE EM, POOR ON THE GRAVY!!
TATERTOTS N' FRIENCHFRIES
IN THE SHAPE OF SMILEY FACEEEEEESSSSSSS!
I'M GONNA EAT SOME TATERS PRECIOUS!!!
WHAT'S TATERS???WHAT'S TATERS EH PRECIOUS!?
I'll tell you....THeeeeiiiiiirrrr
YUMMY,SCRUMPTUOUS QUITE NUTRITIOUS!
STICK EM IN A STEW!"
He was about to start the second chorus when the guards outside who'd been covering their ear holes burst in and aimed a tater gun @ the knight. "THAT'S ENOUGH!!!ONE MORE POTTY-MOUTH WORD LIKE THAT OUT OF YOU N' WE'LL BLAST YOU AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO ESCAPE!"
The knight pulled himself off the floor n' turned to face the guards. "Really, precious?" He asked quite grumpily, glaring. "How'd you like a trip to the hand mixer???" The sound of tater gun fire came from the knight's cell and with a shout the knight came out the door! :eek: Apparently he'd overpowered the taters with a bunch of hotsauce he'd hidden :D. He ran down the hall as more tater guards came running to his cell. "NOOOOOO!!!That's...HEINOUS!!!!"
They shouted upon seeing their comrads covered in hotsauce and sourcream. "THE SPUD HATER'S LOOSE!!!!" A voice boomed over the intercom... :D

[Shadowfax]

Suddenly the knight encounted his worst nightmare! :eek: A hudge group of wounded tatters!!! Some partly mashed, boiled, fried and other cruel torchers the knight had put them through.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed as the ran after him, carrying boiling water and oil and mashers! Just then he saw his nobel stead...SHADOWFAX.

[Rhyanidd]

meanwhile Elindil had finished and Edmund was no longer stone...he was wood....

[Saruman]

They were nearly successful in catching up with *poor* GKoN :rolleyes: when suddenly - yep, you guessed it - good ol' Gollum was back on the scene! "Nasty taters!" he spat, and began to gobble up what was left of the maimed Tater army. :eek:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"SHADOWFAX!!!" The knight screamed, and hopped on! Alas he was facing the wrong way but Shadowfax ran nonetheless. "NYAAAAAAHNYAAAAAAAAHH!!" He shouted @ Smeagol, making odd faces @ him. he grumbled indignantly as the knight eluded him."LEFT!!!LEEEEEFFFFTTTTT!!" Shouted the knight for some reason, and Shadowfax went left!!! :eek: This led them to a very large, high ceilinged room, filled w/ supercomputers n' all kindsa nobs n' switches. "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!" He said, hopping off. "Shiney."
He walked over to a control board marked "HIGHLY SENSITIVE CONTROL BOARD,DO NOT PRESS BUTTONS" In red. The knight did so anyway and a few minutes later a huge rumbling began! An alarm went off and a mechanical voice boomed: SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED. ALL TATERS ABANDON BASE OR YOU WILL BECOME DEEP FRIED IN T MINUS 5 MINUTES... Shadowfax gave the knight a look that said "You had to press the buttons didn't you?" The knight nodded n' hopped on facing the right way this time. "YAH!!!" He shouted, and they were off!! :eek: They climbed up the tater fortress' tunnels n' were almost to the top... :D

[Saruman]

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" yelled poor Sméagol, who suddenly was enveloped in a large mess of tater goo. :eek:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Alas the base exploded just as the knight n' Shadofax made it out of the tunnel whence he had been pulled down through. There was a loud "KABOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMPPPPPPHHHHH!!!" that shook the earth n' sent Shadowfax n' the knight sailing through the air!!! :eek: They were about to come down hard right into the center of the cookie war that was still goin' on when the knight had been captured when...THE KNIGHT HIT SOMETHING INVISIBLE W/ A LOUD METALLIC "BONK!!"
He slid down a little was and fell w/ an "Oomp!" He lay stunned a moment, and when he got up he saw everyone being rounded up by the black witch's imposter federation army! :eek: "I thought you were gonna vaporize em." He asked, as she approached w/ a squad of commandos. "I am." She said, n' everything went black for the knight :eek:. He awoke some time later to find himself aboard her imposter starship, chained to a wall... :D

[Saruman]

And, sadly, chained next to him and talking to himself as both Stinker and Slinker, was poor ol' Sméagol covered in tater goo. :(

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"We wantssssss it, we needssss it, our Preciousssssss." Smeagol hissed.
"What's it doing my precious, my love? What's it doing over there all chained up for?" Came Gollum.
"Sitting." Came Smeagol.
"Yes my love, that's what he WANTS us to thinks! HE STOLE IT FROM USSSS!!HE WANTS IT!!!HE WANTS THE PRECIOUS TO HIMSELF!!!"
"IT'S MINE!!!I mean-I mean ours." Said Smeagol. The knight just gave him an odd look, finding it slightly amusing.
"Why's it here precious?" Asked Gollum tauntingly.
"Maybe he gots his girfriend mad @ him." Said Smeagol.
"Who?" Asked the knight, knowing better than to enter a conversation between Smeagol and himself.
"WHO?" Came Gollum. "The black one...She's got a nasssssssty pointy.Yesssss!Maybe she's going to Ssssstab hims."
"She don't love him anymore." Came Smeagol, just as the knight produced a packet of hotsauce n' opened it w/ his teeth.
"What's that, precious. What's that eh?" Asked Smeagol, and got a shot of hotsauce in his piehole! :D Screaming could be heard from two decks up or down... :D

[Shadowfax]

Suddenly the knight heard the sound of hooves. "SHADOWFAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!" He screamed, hoping it was he. But it was not. T'was a ring wraith astride a black stead. The knight and gollum screamed. Then Shadowfax apeared, and raced toward the knight, but alass he was still chained...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Smeagol wriggled and squirmed, mouth still ablaze! :eek: Alas the ringwraith drew ever nearer-till the black witch stepped out in front of him!! :eek: "That's enough, captain. I'll take him." She glared insidiously @ the knight and drew her scimitar!!
"TAKE THE SCRAWNY ONE!He's hours of fun, especially when you make him eat hotsauce." Smeagol spat at the knight as... :D

[Elendil]

The ship rumbled for a moment. And then something else appeared...DUFFERS!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight wriggled n' squirmed as the Black witch stopped midswing. "I shall deal w/ you later." She said, and began to charge the duffers!!! :eek: Alas Smeagol's tongue had gone numb but he managed to blurt out "Thhhupid obbizz!" Alas the witch king was also charging @ the duffers...when..."EXCUSE ME!!!" Shouted the knight, and everyone stopped. "Sorry to interrupt, but I've an important announcement to make." He said, as the chains had somehow been melted off of him.
"My wittle black-clad snookiepoo" he motioned to the black lady. "And I are GETTING MARRIED!!!"
"WHAT!!!????" Everyone-including Curumo-said @ once. The black lady passed out n' the knight ran out of the room n' down the winding corridor w/ a laugh... :D

[Elendil]

"Yep," said Elindil "I think that's a good idea!" She and Curumo worked together and made some loveeeee powder and sprinkeled it on GKoN and the black witch. :eek:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The knight stopped in his tracks n' turned round. He ran back into the room n' saw the black witch lying stunned on the floor. He rushed to her and said "MY WITTLE SNOOKIEWOOKIEDUMPLING!!!WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!???" He pulled out a bucket of water n' splooshed her w/ it, and as she came to... :D

[Elendil]

"Let's get married," said the knight
the black witch nodded, and GkoN gave her an engagement ring and they started making plans :D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"Shall we have a swan ice sculpture, or a teddybear?" Asked the knight, as he pulled out a sketch pad. "Nono, over here!"
"How about green?" "Of course me sweet armor covered bonbon." The witch king smacked his forehead at this n' turned to the duffers... :D

[Elendil]

Teddy bear!" Said the witch. "Let's make it as cute as possible!"
"And we'll have Hobbit pies!" Said the knight licking his lips, "And lots of mashed tatters, and fries!"

[Shadowfax]

"Oh!" Said the witch, "Invatations! Who are we going to invite???"
"Hmmmmm," said GKoN, "Gollum, Smeagol, Curumo, Rf, Elindil, Me, you, Omuruc, Narnia knight of Gondor, hmmmm I think that's all...Oh :eek: I almost forgott! SHADOWFAX!"
Meanwhile the witch was making her own list...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The black witch had decided to invite these: General Otmin, Half the uglies in Middle-earth and Narnia, Jadis,the Green Lady, half her kinfolk, ehhhhhhh Sauron, The Pevensies, Eustace Scrubb n' Jill Pole...the list stretched on for half a mile when the knight realized..."Chicken, Beef, or Seafood?" The witch was about to answer when the ship began to rumble. An alarm went off and a voice boomed on the intercom "RED ALERT!!ALL CREW TO BATTLESTATIONS!RED ALERT!!"
"What did you do NOW???" The Witch king hissed @ the knight... :D

[Shadowfax]

Nothing! squild GKoN. They run to the control room were Curumo was tring to clean up his tea he had spilt on the control panal. :eek:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Alas Curumo's hope had not been in vain, he got the majority of it out, and the false alarm was turned off...JUST AS THE SHIP SHUDDERED VIOLENTLY!!! :eek: "Status report?" Asked the black witch. "A Klingon ship just decloaked off our port flank Sir." (Yep, they call lady officers sir :D) "They're asking you to surrender the knight. Not very nicely I might add." A crew member of somesort explained. "GIVE UP MY FUZZY-WUZZY CUDDLE VAMBRACES??NEVER!ARM THE TORPEDOS!!!" She said, squeezing the knight so tightly he turned blue... :D