you know you spend too much time on the internet when...

[shmeepie]

this is just like the other lists, but it's just about the net in general...

you know you spend too much time on the internet when...

1000. You start to say "lol" instead of actually laughing when with other people

999. you can't spell properly anymore because you use internet slang too much

[Tweetsie]

998 You can convince your friends to be on the internet as much as you.

[Jordo]

whoa i love these!!!



997. you never see your friends anymore, why go see them if you can talk online?!?! :D
996. you're family gets angry with you all the time
995. you forget to do things because you're online
994. whenever you say "lol" in a real conversation, you say "LOL did i just say "lol"?!?!??!" and then repeat that over and over and end up rofl
993. you have time to list all these reasons

[Queen of the Lone Islands]

I read this one somewhere:

992. You'r last girlfriend was a JPEG.

[EveningStar]

992. When you refer to these reasons by number alone and expect to be understood clearly by all your friends. I'm a 994 myself.

[shmeepie]

991. you have connected computers at your house, so you chat to your siblings online, even though you could just go and talk to them! lol

[Elixir]

990. your parents refer to you as "the person living in the basement" *if thats where you computer is...)

[Tweetsie]

989. Your parents always ask you "Do you have homework? Or a life?" and you answer "I have homework.. I've finished it." (thought you haven't) and then "no, I haven't got a life."

[onlymystory]

988--you're actually taking the time to post to this after reading it to make sure you don't repeat anything.

[glamel]

987: your eyes sore

986: you know almost every famous links in the web

985: you are a member in a lots of forums

984: you have an active journal such as the greatest journal, xanga, myspace, friendster, even yaho 360 degrees, etc. etc.

983: your typing skills are very good

982: you ate in front of your computer

981: you bring laptop when outside the house, just to check for mails, message etc.

980: if you doesnt have a laptop, you rent in a cyber cafe.:)

[Namaste]

981: you bring laptop when outside the house, just to check for mails, message etc.

Thankfully I'm not that bad, because my laptap, although has an internal modem will not be used for internet access. I use it only for writing.

979-Your family has to send you an email to get you to come to the dinner table.

978-Your last English essay ends with the words .com instead of 'the end'.

[~EdmundsQueen~]

977 - when you connect to the internet you can resite the tune your dial-up makes! (unless your on broadband then ignore this one!)

[holyboy]

976. One word: Refresh

[Queen Lucy the Valiant]

975: You wake up in the mornig and go straight to the compuet and don't come off till late at night! lol

[king_phiilip]

974 you realize you have done over 90% of these listed so far

[CentaurMan]

973: your best friend (who is your age) is smarter than Einstien (that's me!)

[glamel]

972: you go crazy when your computer hang up:D

971: you know html tags :p

[Daphenilia]

970: you think there are not enough hours in the day so you multi- task while on the computer. example: watching American Idle, eating, playing on the computer, doing homework, finishing your geometry project, etc.

[Jack of Blades]

969. some old guy appears at ur house and say "hi im so and so. wanna go to dinner and then my place" :D

[pretty_in_pink]

968. you allow yourself one hour to do a piece of homework and ater 50 minutes you realise you havent even loaded word

[~EdmundsQueen~]

967. (i fink)when you have become so close to a friend you met on a forum, that you sned them mini eggs for easter! (izzy! they'll be there about a week befor easter! lol)

[pretty_in_pink]

when you have become so close to a friend you met on a forum, that you sned them mini eggs for easter! (izzy! they'll be there about a week befor easter! lol)
lol!!!
when you put people that youve met on a forum in your msn name and all of a sudden people ask you questions about that person!!

[*Hawaii Beach Babe*]

965-When you get a very important essay back from your teacher, you realize you got an F because you used internet slang all over the place in it.

[~EdmundsQueen~]

964. when your at school yu cant help but sneaking on the computer just to check if youve got any pms!

[~EdmundsQueen~]

963. You actually sit and read this instead of doing school work!

[*Hawaii Beach Babe*]

963. You actually sit and read this instead of doing school work!
Yep. i'm supposed to be doing school work right now :D lol

[pretty_in_pink]

963. when your bored you come on here just to read the posts that have been made over night without signing in

[Jack of Blades]

9somthin er other. you use internet slang in a speech in real life

[Lady Larien]

OMG I AM LIKE ALL OF THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well me and my bro really do talk with AIM and my mum tells me to tell him to come to dinner and i do multi task i eat, watch my bro play a video game, do my homework, talk to my friend on the phone and many more all in front of my computer and i have almost said lol in a conversation and almost put u instead of you or r instead of are on my school work and SO MUCH MORE. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrswillM]

OMG me to this is sad.....

(i do all of these and all of the above)

961.you have learned howto find the address of any buisness,

960.you have a schedule of what site to go to first.

959. you get insomnia more then 2 times out of 5 days

958. you have moer than 5 favorites.

957 you actually visit all of ur favorites

956 you listen to the radio ONLINE

954 you talk to ur frends on both the fone and online

953 you can think of more than 1 of these!

952 you have created more then one account on a website so you can repeatedly make ur rating rise!

[Rhyanidd]

951. Your friends are really ticked because you dont call them (not like I did before, since I dont like to call them)

950. Your only friends are on the forum since all the others have forgotten you existence

949. You think you might be a part of the computer...(lol I am preety sure I am)

[Mar]

951. Your friends are really ticked because you dont call them (not like I did before, since I dont like to call them)

950. Your only friends are on the forum since all the others have forgotten you existence

949. You think you might be a part of the computer...(lol I am preety sure I am)
ooo funny.

950. your parents are thinging about getting you a laptop (its true yayy)

[Magician's Horse]

949. Someone says something like "come over here" or "we're gonna do some oragami" and you start naming random .com and .org websites.
948. You actually know what cookies are.
947. You wish you knew what cookies are.

[Rhyanidd]

I know what cookies are, 'c is for cookie thats good enough for me and you eat them' *continues to sing the cookie monster song*

946. You have made up one of those things like 'brb' or 'lol' or 'btw' (yes I did I made up *LLL* which means 'Laugh Like a Lunatic' or 'Laughs Like a Lunatic')

[QA48]

945. when your mind is screaming at you to get off but your eyes are wide open and refuse to leave the screen :eek:

[glamel]

946: you order food thru the net

945: you check bank accout thru the net

944: you you check you credit account again thru the net

943: you watch movies in your pc

942: you play games in your pc

941: you got more than 1 messenger

940: you know you must post this, and that gives me another reason why I am here posting in the DL, using the internet:D

[pink-cheetah]

939) your back is permanently slouched

938) you have never touched a computer that doesnt have internet access

[SOS~]

937)When someone says a joke and you say 'lol'.

[♥AslansForgivenDaughter♥]

938) When your family almost leaves you when you ask for a little more time to reply to the threads before you leave to go somewhere...

937) When people often threaten to take away the computer from you becuase they think your on it too much!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

936) You're adding a reason to how you know you spend too much time on the internet. :rolleyes: :D

[SpiritedWolf]

935) Every time someone you know gets online you go "YEAH!"

[♥AslansForgivenDaughter♥]

934) You can actually think up 900 reasons you know your on the computer too much... one your own!! :p

[LifeMaiden]

933


Your eyes are turning into huge, fog-lamp like headlights from staring at your screen so long.

[SlpNarniaQueen]

932) when you are exahusted but you cannot turn off the computer, so you type in your sleep.

[Savanna_2010]

931) you only blink 7 times a minute
930) you are failing chemistry

[SlpNarniaQueen]

929) When ever you get on to do homework, you stray to your forums instead.