1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

[furcoats]

just what it says!!!


1000 u've posted in every single thread that's been here

[Jordo]

just what it says!!!


1000 u've posted in every single thread that's been here



YEA I WAS WANTING TO DO THIS!!!!



999. you are determined to win the LPG or die trying

998. you have posted so many times that all the threads on the first page say that you posted last

[rosymole]

997. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

996. 10 thingy..

(how old are they, but they deserve a place!)
Good thread!

[Jordo]

995. you make up rhymes about random things

994. you post in this thread

993. you sit there staring at the screen when nobodys on

992. you finally decide you're just gonna double post ^

991. you make threads like this

990. you know who won all the "463rd post game" etc

[furcoats]

989. u go to page 2 to try and revive the dying threads...they all deserved to live!!!

[glamel]

987: you post anything that comes in your mind,
986: you were anoyed that you can't post twice in between 30 seconds
985: you cant htink of anythign to say but still you post here.
984: you know what a duffer is
983: you really dont care if you post random words, because thats exactly what the duffers is
982: you always say you are the winner of the last post game even in another second there will be another winner
981: you read everyone's profile, so that you can post anything on the person above me and person below me thread
980: you know for sure someone will mess up counting this thread later.
979: you know that if this thread goes to number one, we will start counting negative numbers too.
978: you were shocked that HB never started this thread, when you knew for a fact that he is the king of duffers!!!!

[ElectricJello]

979. The land of duffers is like the only place you post.
980. You freak out every time you have to go somewhere because you might lose the LPG.
981. You do things like this on threads: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
982. You post on SKEM
983. You tell everyone that you are an honerary(sp?) duffer.

[glamel]

Originally posted by glamel 980: you know for sure someone will mess up counting this thread later.
I AM ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!!!!
Originally posted by True_Narnian_Griffin979. The land of duffers is like the only place you post.
980. You freak out every time you have to go somewhere because you might lose the LPG.
981. You do things like this on threads: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
982. You post on SKEM
983. You tell everyone that you are an honerary(sp?) duffer.

977. The land of duffers is like the only place you post.
976. You freak out every time you have to go somewhere because you might lose the LPG.
975. You do things like this on threads: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
974. You post on SKEM
973. You tell everyone that you are an honerary(sp?) duffer.

972: you correct the above posts number.:D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

971. You LIVE for the LPG thread.

970. You are dissapointed in yourself when you post somehting that makes sense.

969. You almost always post things that never make sense.

968.You don't need to tell people your a duffer. They can tell immediately.

967. You know the count will be messed up at least 10 more times before we get to 0.

966. You realize that almost NONE of the posts here are completely about Narnia.

965.You wish you had more smilies becasue you feel they do not show enough emotions to satisfy you.

[ElectricJello]

Whoops! Sorry! I was counting up. :o
164. The game just started and you've already screwed up on the numbering

[Jordo]

964. you remember when WillsGirl had her fishy to help her win in the LPG
963. you're sleeping and all of a sudden realize that you havent been to duffer land in 20 minutes and you freak out
962. you cant sleep because you are thinking of ways to defeat people in the LPG
961. you desperatly post more and more and more, no matter how late you are for w/e you need to be
960. you wonder if you could go on strike by not eating/sleeping for 3 days
959. when someone tells you that you need to eat you simply get up and then bring the food back to the computer so that you dont miss a thing
958. you wonder how you would live if you didnt have duffer land and all of its inhabitants
957. you have SPAMed so much that you became a senior in 3 days
956. you have been in a duel including some sort of food
955. you cant wait for the day when HB gets your gender wrong
954. you open over 3 windows so you can keep up with everything
953. you make posts like these
952. when you get bored you read all the posts in duffer land
951. all your friends now know what a duffer is, thanks to you
949. you post 14 signs that you're addicted to duffer land in the same post
948. you come back and edit the # of signs

[holyboy]

947. You remember when the post count in Duffers was on
946. You have lost hope in becoming a mod
945. And when you truly loose all hope in becoming a mod, you become a mod
944. You know who Fred is
943. Your goal is to win the Duffer Award
942. You have won the Duffer Award
941. You are winning in the LPG
940. You rig the forum so every single time someone posts in LPG, you make a post right after, so you can never loose

[Jordo]

939. you make plans to make your name the one that posts last in all the threads, and it works
938. you begin to ask if there are any duffers in random threads
937. you just know you'll get to 1, because you are a duffer
936. you are full of all the food that has been passed around
935. you have been to all the parties
934. you start all the parties
933. you hate going anywhere because you're bound to miss something
932. your friends start to worry about you, if you've been influenced by the people you are around all the time
931. you know what the 1,000 character rule is
930. you hate this rule with a passion

[shmeepie]

938. you try to spend every waking minute you can in the land of duffers

[Machiathemarshwiggle]

929. You've played The LPG so much that Everytime you are standing in line (The store, school.) you always rush to the end of the line so that you will be that last person to be in line.

[EveningStar]

964. When everything you read here makes perfectly good sense.

963. When 964 is not funny anymore.

[Parthian King]

962. When you use forum abbreviations in everyday speech.
961. When the people you choose to hang with understand you anyway.

[Jordo]

923. you arent shocked at how much the count is off
922. you go back and check so you correct the count correctly
921. you forget to eat/sleep/take a shower because you are in duffer land posting your head off

[Jordo]

920.whenever you type in the letter "n" on your browser thing, it immediatly goes to "http://www.narniafans.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=29"

(the link to duffer land)

[Jordo]

im gonna triple post, is that ok if its just reviving something? oh well im gonna do it...



919. you get bored when nobody is on and so you read all the pages in the LPG(no, i have not done this, but i am planning to)

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

918. You are always on and when you are you are in here!

[Dernhelm]

917. Your nightmares always involve cheese, Shiny Trash Cans, attacking walls...etc. :D

[truelovewaits]

916: you always have not only one, but 2-3 computers on at one time on dufferland!

[Jordo]

915. you protect your 7up with your life
914. you say "shake it like a polaroid picture" at a sports game when your team is winning
913. your friends know what you mean when you do the above

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

912. You love doing freaky dances on the LPG

[QA48]

989. u go to page 2 to try and revive the dying threads...they all deserved to live!!!
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElectricJello]

911. Ha! I got the numbering right!
910. You think that is an accomplishment.
909. Whenever you leave somewhere, you pat your computer and say "Don't worry, I'll be back". ( I don't do that )
908. Your parents tell you that your addicted.
907. You stopped going to another forum because it didn't allow randomness. ( yeah, I did that)

[Magician's Horse]

906. You're trying to revive a dying thread right now
905. You hope that Dufferland helps you get out of being a junior member.
904. You have had to edit posts more than once because while you were thinking of a way to continue a list/game, someone else beat you to it.
903. You've read the chapters with Dufffers from VoDT multiple times.
902. You've watched parts of the movie multiple times looking for any Duffers.

[Dernhelm]

901. You have seen duffers come, and duffers go...and you think Magician's Horse (may I call you MH?) will be a duffer... :p

900. You are glad to see this thread again.

[Magician's Horse]

(Yeah MH is fine by me)
899. At random moments when your friends are talking, you repeat what they say and add things like "no one says that like you dude" or "I've never heard it described that beautifully"
898. |R|A|N|D|O|M|N|E|S|S| : my antidrug

[Magician's Horse]

897. Since no one has posted in 9 whole minutes, you decided to post again.
896. You can't stop posting now.
895. You've never posted in the LPG, because you're too afraid of defeat.

[Yoo1029]

894: The Land of Duffers is your homepage.
893: You program your computer to yell "LPG!LPG!" Each time somebody posts on the LPG thread.
892. You strangle people when they mention that duffers are dumb

[Magician's Horse]

891. You actually know about my strange obsession with bunnies and rabbits.
890. You're supposed to be doing homework right now, but you can't resist stopping this randomness.
889. You're just trying to fill up space until you can get to post 888, because 888 is cool like that.
888. You feel like you've accomplished your life's goal.

[Magician's Horse]

887. You can't help posting again because now your not a junior member anymore.
886. You've only been here one day, but already you feel at home :D
885. You're not scared by 886.

[Jordo]

887. You can't help posting again because now your not a junior member anymore.
886. You've only been here one day, but already you feel at home :D
885. You're not scared by 886.



884. you plan to mess up MH's computer for a few days so that they dont become a senior member in 2 days and beat your record
883. you constantly search the forums for someone that has beaten your record
882. you have not found any1 yet
881. you are good all the time because of fear you will get grounded and not be able to get on the computer and go to duffer land

[Magician's Horse]

880. You're scared to leave your computer lest deepnarnianess messes up your goal.
879. You're absolutely shocked that only 1 person posted in this thread while I was at school.
878. You plan to search and find all of the 3,922 other members of the site that didn't post and make them suffer.

[Jordo]

880. You're scared to leave your computer lest deepnarnianess messes up your goal.
879. You're absolutely shocked that only 1 person posted in this thread while I was at school.
878. You plan to search and find all of the 3,922 other members of the site that didn't post and make them suffer.


877. you utterly regret that you ever said 884
876. you know where specter is kept ;) ;)

[Magician's Horse]

875. After some hard thought, you've decided to go through and reply to every post in Dufferland just to make the record.
874. This is the first of said posts.

[Jordo]

875. After some hard thought, you've decided to go through and reply to every post in Dufferland just to make the record.
874. This is the first of said posts.



873. you have already done 875...not just because you were bored or because no one was on, because you have the power to do so
872. you wonder if this thread will go into negatives also
871. you check htis thread just in case some mods posted
870. you actually understand 871

[Magician's Horse]

869. What's Narnia?

[Jordo]

869. What's Narnia?



*ROFL* HAHAHAHAHAHAW00T


868. you actually never talk about narnia here, and only have maybe one post that does( :eek: hehe true for me oh so true)

[Magician's Horse]

867. You started talking in Narnia threads, but when realizing that they were crazy, came to live in the land of one legged Rubber Banana Lovers.

[Magician's Horse]

866. 15 of the "Last Posted" on the first page of Dufferland are yours.

[Jood]

865. You are always bored.

[Magician's Horse]

864. You posted this just to keep your rep up on the "last posted by" board.

[Magician's Horse]

863. You just found out that you need 100 posts to become a senior member,so you're going to start responding to A LOT of threads so I can make it to senior witin 48 hrs. of first posting in Dufferland.

[Jood]

Actually Horse u r write. Thats how I have a senior rateing thanx to Duffers!!
862.You tell your friends Duffer stories, they don't understand. Then you realize your true friends are your fellow Duffers.

[Magician's Horse]

861. You went to another subject in the forum for 20 minute and decided that Dufferland is where you belong.

[Magician's Horse]

860. You're getting very excited now, because only 8 posts until you're a senior member.

[Magician's Horse]

859. You plan for 1000 Signs Your Addicted to Dufferland to be your 100th post that makes you a senior member.

[Magician's Horse]

858. You too are very excited about MH becoming a Senior Member in less than 30 hrs of first posting on Dufferland

[Magician's Horse]

857. EVERYONE IS NOW EXCITED BECAUSE MH THE BUNNY LOVING PERSON FROM NORTH CAROLINA IS NOW A SENIOR MEMbER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Magician's Horse]

(Somehow in my haste to type about my senior memberness i have shut down all of the graphics on my internet, so I'm gonna have to fix that now.... It might take a while
-Senior Meber)

[Magician's Horse]

(I have fixed my internet, because I can't go that long without The Dancing Lawn and Dufferland
-Senior Member [that's how i'm gonna sign everything now])

[Magician's Horse]

856. You're starting to get scared by MH.
855. You're now REALLY scared by MH
854. You're about to start a thread/petition to make MH stop.
853. You've already started a thread/petition to make MH stop.
852. But you still love him


-Senior Member

[Jordo]

856. You're starting to get scared by MH.
855. You're now REALLY scared by MH
854. You're about to start a thread/petition to make MH stop.
853. You've already started a thread/petition to make MH stop.
852. But you still love him


-Senior Member


whoa i dont think its good to post all those times in a row...i dont think thats good at all...oh well im not a mod what do i know...

[Magician's Horse]

851. You are MH

[ElectricJello]

850. You are TNG

[Jordo]

850. You are TNG



849. you are a duffer
848. you knew that i would say the above instead of myself

[Dernhelm]

847. You (eagerly, mind you!) wait for the day when the Shiny Trash Can returns. Along with Fred the Box...and all the rest... *wry smile*

846. Even when nobody is here, and you've read every post in the Land of Duffers, and replied to all the threads, you still can't stand to leave!!! :p

[glamel]

845: you know ^tpam already left:D

[Jood]

844. The Duffers is the very first forum you visit, and you spend your whole 1/2hour break on it only!!
843. You know every single Duffer, and you always greet them if you see them on another thread/forum.

[glamel]

842: you post this and post a reply on the other thread and you know you're back! as a duffer:D
841: you missed posting at the dufferland,
840: you make it sure that you post a reply on every single thread in the dufferland :D

[Dernhelm]

839. You ressurect this thread from the second to last page of Dufferland.

[xXx Carmen xXx]

838. You have so many other better things to do, but still waste your time posting the most random posts...

[Miss.SunFlower]

whatever # this is: you have 0 posts (tee hee duffer posts don't count)

[xXx Carmen xXx]

836. You actually are so addicted you set on a laptop watching TV at the same time (like I'm doing now).

[~Lava~]

835. Posting on dufferland is your whole social life.
834. you have posted so many double posts that the mods have stopped yelling at you, because they know it is a lost cause.
833. laughing often occurs in all your posts, not just those on Dufferland
832. You know exactly how many smileys you are allowed to post in a single post. (if you do not know it is four):D :D :D :D

[Lady of Lorien]

#100,000,000) (really 831) You know all the Duffer jokes, objects, and have read most of the famous portions from the Summer of Gold EVEN THOUGH YOU JOINED ONLY A FEW MONTHS AGO!!!

#830) You get behind in your schoolwork and your sleep coming on here at ever impossible moment...:D

[~Lava~]

830. you ignore the fact that you have a French exam tomorrow to post on Dufferland
829. You wish that Duffer posts still count on your post count.
828 you post just to post even when there is an Exam for your college French class tomorrow that you have not studied for yet.:D :D :D :D

[~Lava~]

827. You know that GKoN is the scourge of the Order of the Can.
826. You are the one who gave him that name
825. You just double posted to tell every body.

[~Lava~]

824. This is your triple post on the thread and you still have stuff to say.
823. the Mafia Game 5 has not even started yet and you have already signed up for game 6.

[~Lava~]

823. You have posted the Last three posts and are back for more.
822. Your duffery habbits are spilling over and consuming your whole life:D
821. Your first french Exam is in one hour and twenty minutes and you are still Duffering.
820. You never study at your college's library because you are constantly Duffering there to get around the 45 minute limit your parents have imposed on your forum time.

[Dernhelm]

819. You know that there used to be more smilies....

[Lossëndil]

817. When you post here (http://www.narniafans.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1840516#post1840516), here (http://www.narniafans.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3882&page=8), and here (http://www.narniafans.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18608) (all in one day).

lol, third time I'm posting this. ;)

EDIT:
816. When you shuffle through thirty pages just to see if there are any threads you feel like reviving.

[Olórin the Wise]

815. When you remember the time Derny when throuh EVERY page of Dufferland, reviving old threads. (:eek:)

[Lossëndil]

814. When you dream about going though every page looking for threads.

[Olórin the Wise]

813. When you were once going to go through every page looking for threads to bump, but you knew that Derny actually had gone through every page a couple months ago, so you cheated by only going back until the last posting dates were just before the date of Derny's great labor - the reason for this cheating being that you wanted to see if anybody had responded to the threads you did bump.

[Lossëndil]

...so you cheated by only back until the last posting dates were just before the date of Derny's great labor...

Is that grammatically correct? I can't seem to make much sense of it.

And I did not look through the pages by dates, you get too many useless 4 posts thread that way. I looked at the threads by post count, as I figured any thread worth bumping would be more than 50 posts.

812. When you post even when you can't think of anything to say.

[Olórin the Wise]

I missed a word. I'm not the gammar police, anyway. I'm just the spelling police.

811. When you believe posting when you have nothing to say to be a sort of mythical state of perfection, somewhat like Nirvana.

[Lossëndil]

810. When you post to perfect your state of perfection.

[Dernhelm]

809. When the sight of all these threads gives you great joy :D

808. When you read pages and pages of each one over again.

807. When you post here when you should be getting ready to go . . . :eek:

806. When you know that the post count WILL get messed up (again).

[Lossëndil]

805. When you lie in bed at night, after a long, fun day of posting, alone and quiet in the dark, and you stare up and at the ceiling--and giggle, and continue giggling, as you fondly remember the posts you've read that day, and the day before, and the day before the day before, and (you know the rest), and you lie there giggling and laughing and smiling knowingly in the dark until you fall asleep, and dreams take you to the land of no Life, of CW, of the Can, of cliffs and cactus, and falling whales, and all the rest of that lovely stuff. And then you wake up in the morning, and rush to the computer, for another day of fun. :)

[Dernhelm]

804. You know that all three threads WILL reach 1000 addictions.

[Lossëndil]

803. When you will be there when all three threads reach 1000 addictions.

[Olórin the Wise]

802. When you're already making plans for stealing addiction #666...

[Dernhelm]

801. when you posted #1 on the first 1000 reasons. :D

800. You know what all these stand for--BC, DR, GC, HB, TG, ES, MF, RF . . .

799. You can recite all the importent facts about each of them.

[Lossëndil]

800. You know what all these stand for--BC, DR, GC, HB, TG, ES, MF, RF . . .

I know all of them 'cept TG.

798. When you find this thread very informational and educational.

797. When you log on five times a day just to see if anyone replied to your posts.

796. When you log on ten times a day, just for the sake of being here.

[Smaug]

795: You are in school and you see a can and you run up to it and grab it while yelling: "MUAHAHA! I HAVE THE CAN!!!!!" While everybody stares at you....:D

[Miss Freckles]

794. when you hop up and down excitedly because you have to go back a page to read all the new posts in one thread.

749. when you mess up the postcount to make #806 be true.

792. when you can't bear the post count being messed up and rue your deeds

791. and therefore chain yourself to the lorry in the catacombs of the insane asylum.

790. when you smell a new duffer object when it's first being mentioned. vire hydrant, vire brigade, vire.

789. when the fact that derny will have 4000 posts sometime soon excites you more than the coffee in front of you. :rolleyes:

788. and when you know all the smiley codes, of course.

[Lossëndil]

787. When your copy of "Who moved my cheese?" has a can of CW on the cover instead of swiss cheese (or whatever it is).

[Dernhelm]

785. When you watch the post count really carefully and get great satisfaction out of fixing it. ;)

784. When your reletives and 'friends' start calling you a duffer.

783. When your reletives and friends know who Stan the Cookie is, have all been forced to watch MF's video about why Lieke does not control the universe, etc.

782. You know about the no killing rule, and who intituted it.

781. You can post addictions for hours . . . .

780. You love posting addictions.

779. You are an expert at posting addictions that mean nothing or are self-referencing.

778. You post addictions simply to post addictions.

777. You see a row of three of the same number and ruminate about the similarities to 666.

776. You know all about 666 and the intro thread.

775. You see letters on licence plates and they make you think of people (BC, HB, DR, etc. ;))

774. You post addictions even when you can't think of any more.

773. You can't stop posting addictions.

772. You need someone to stop you from your compulsive typing of addictions, but you're too busy typing them to PM a friend for help!!!

771. You are still typing addictions.

770. It's time to go to bed and you're still typing addictions.

769. You think this is normal.

768. You think being pushed off a cliff is normal.

767. You know better than to eat mod cookies.

766. You know what the DLF is.

765. You sometimes fall asleep while . . .

[Lossëndil]

__________________
605. When you start highlighting people's signatures.
~ Remember June Fourth ~

[Miss Freckles]

763. when you roll your eyes like waldo.

762. when you know why he's called waldo.

761. when you don't get angry at the 30 second rule anymore but welcome it as an old friend.

[Dernhelm]

760. When you know about all the tricks--invisible text, empty posts (empty except for the signature, that is), and have made use of them in the past . . .

[Miss Freckles]

759. when you're still convinced you'll one day sneak into the mod lounge just to see what they really keep in their fridge.

758. you have made paths of cheerios through your house, explaining to your family / roommates they were there to trick the dlf.

757. you accept silly & impossible challenges like: the next poster will post at least 50 addictions or else i will laugh at him (or her, which is more likely).

756. you set a good example by posting at least ten.

755. you sometimes talk to yourself.

754. this fact doesn't bother you.

753. you have ceased to try and stifle your giggles whenever you see a can.

752. or a box.

751. you, by the way, love boxes.

750. you can count backwards faster than anyone else, even faster than the math geek in your school.

749. you swear you have watched someone eat a whole hippopotamus.

748. you wish there were signatures in real life.

747. you know at least 5 nicknames for olórin the wise.

746. you know at least 1 post by heart which proves derny is a duffer.

745. you are always afraid someone will post on the addiction thread while you're still typing, thus messing up the post count in the end.

744. you therefore don't necessarily post the thing to avoid this, but merely type faster, because #773.

[Miss Freckles]

743. your only proof that you are sane is that you have successfully stopped posting addictions here.

742. you could disarm this argument in no time for anyone else who dared claim it.

[Lucy but Taller]

743.When you think of fred the box whenever you see a house in Canada.:D

[Dernhelm]

hahahaha (I'm laughing at you on your own behalf, MF--you didn't post 50)

741. You feel guilty if you post a post with other one addiction in it.

740. You make up some random usless one in order to avoid this.

739. You critique additions to see if they are properly addictions. (#752 . . . um, ???)

738. You will get off NF in just a minute.

737. You argue with people about the definition of a minute.

736. You argue that thinking of addictions this fast is great for yur brain.

735. You are expert at churning out addictions.

734. You could type them in your sleep.

733. You have typed them in your sleep.

732. You insist that you will get off in 'a moment' because a moment is not defined clearly.

731. People try to argue with you for a definition of 'a moment'. And fail.

730. You post addictions.

729. You post more addictions.

728. You post even more addictions--

727. And MORE!

726. And more.

725. And even more addictions.

724. And MORE!

723. And more.

722. And even more addictions.

721. And MORE!

720. And more.

719. And even more addictions.

718. And MORE!

717. And more.

716. And even more addictions.

715. And MORE!

714. And more.

713. And even more addictions.

712. And MORE!

711. And more.

710. And even more addictions.

709. And MORE!

708. And more.

707. And even more addictions.

706. And MORE!

705. And more.

704. And even more addictions.

703. And MORE!

702. And more.

701. And even more addictions.

700. And MORE!

699. And more.

698. And even more addictions.

697. And MORE!

696. And more.

695. And even more addictions.

694. And MORE!

693. And more.

692. And even more addictions.

681. And MORE!

680. And more.

689. And even more addictions.

688. You know how to do the impossible, and you REALLY REALLY REALLY hope no one posted inbetween that would mess up of the post count. :eek:


EDIT: Just start with 686, whoever posts next. I'm not renumbering all those.

[Lossëndil]

970. You further mess up the post counts. :D

686. You fic the post count because you can't live with the guilt of messing up the post counts.

[Miss Freckles]

hahahaha (I'm laughing at you on your own behalf, MF--you didn't post 50)

741. You feel guilty if you post a post with other one addiction in it.

740. You make up some random usless one in order to avoid this.

739. You critique additions to see if they are properly addictions. (#752 . . . um, ???)

738. You will get off NF in just a minute.

737. You argue with people about the definition of a minute.

736. You argue that thinking of addictions this fast is great for yur brain.

735. You are expert at churning out addictions.

734. You could type them in your sleep.

733. You have typed them in your sleep.

732. You insist that you will get off in 'a moment' because a moment is not defined clearly.

731. People try to argue with you for a definition of 'a moment'. And fail.

730. You post addictions.

729. You post more addictions.

728. You post even more addictions--

727. And MORE!

726. And more.

725. And even more addictions.

724. And MORE!

723. And more.

722. And even more addictions.

721. And MORE!

720. And more.

719. And even more addictions.

718. And MORE!

717. And more.

716. And even more addictions.

715. And MORE!

714. And more.

713. And even more addictions.

712. And MORE!

711. And more.

710. And even more addictions.

709. And MORE!

708. And more.

707. And even more addictions.

706. And MORE!

705. And more.

704. And even more addictions.

703. And MORE!

702. And more.

701. And even more addictions.

700. And MORE!

699. And more.

698. And even more addictions.

697. And MORE!

696. And more.

695. And even more addictions.

694. And MORE!

693. And more.

692. And even more addictions.

681. And MORE!

680. And more.

689. And even more addictions.

688. You know how to do the impossible, and you REALLY REALLY REALLY hope no one posted inbetween that would mess up of the post count. :eek:


EDIT: Just start with 686, whoever posts next. I'm not renumbering all those.

685. it makes you happy to quote really long posts. :D

684. you noticed that derny posted quadruplicates of addictions just so she would win my challenge.

683. you are not bothered about this.

682. in fact, you welcome it because it helps us reach the 1000.

681. you will defend the validity of your addictions to the bitter end (#752 = addiction! and you know it!) :p (and by the way, i didn't say i'd post 50. i said at least 10 for me.)

680. you sometimes roam the forum looking for derny's recording of the duffer song.

[Lossëndil]

She made a recording? Why didn't anyone ever tell me?

879. You keep links to all the interresting, worth reading conversations. For example, one (http://www.narniafans.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1786988#post1786988) and the following two pages.

[Miss Freckles]

yes, she made a recording, but it disappeared, i think... sadly.
and yes, that "conversation" was awesome *remembers the good ol' days --- wait, that was this year. haha.

678. you don't trust ANYONE to give the correct post count number, not even yourself.

[Lossëndil]

677.When you have four windows opened at the same time so you can read all the threads at the same time.

[Miss Freckles]

676. when you feel inferior when you can't reply to threads as quickly as other people.

[Lossëndil]

^happens to everyone.


675. When you suddenly find the number at the begining of each line very intersting... because you could think of nothing better to say.

[Dernhelm]

674. You've switched to tabs to make using NF easier.

673. You enter dufferland and immediately have ten to fifteen tabs up.

[Miss Freckles]

672. you know that derny uses that many tabs because you've seen the screenshots she posted here a while ago.

671. you are currently searching for those screenshots, just because.

[Olórin the Wise]

669. You have finally seen Derny fail to fix the post count. :p

668. The t, e, n, 1, 0, h, i, n, g, and y letters on your keyboard are worn away.

667. You can read computer screens faster than you can read paper.

666. You posted addiction #666! HAHA!

[Miss Freckles]

665. you're not bothered about #666 because you know there's 2 other addictions thread.

664. and you could always create a new one.

663. actually, you've played with the thought for quite a while, because it would show if the duffers posting here truly have spirit.

[Lossëndil]

662. 位很有佛人格他又如刻薄阿人大算得法律特色调停。

Oops. Sorry 'bout that.

662. When you are so ready to post, you forget to fix your keyboard's default setting.

[Dernhelm]

Was that a correction or a separate addiction? I don't know if I should post 661 or 660. :-/

[Lossëndil]

post 661...

[Dernhelm]

661. You post addictions for no apparent reason. :D

[Lossëndil]

660. You've read addictions like the above many times.

[Dernhelm]

659. You continue to post them nonetheless.

658. You occasionally wonder if there are any more original addictions to be found.

657. At other times you are convinced that the addictions will never end, they'll just go on and on . . . *hums* Sorry, got carried away.

656. You have read all the Duffer readings.

655. You have them memorized.

654. You have submitted posts and discussions to be included in the Duffer library. *hint hint*

653. You would be a top poster if posts in Dufferland counted again.

652. You have tried to obtain the CW.

651. You dream of posting in Dufferland.

[Lossëndil]

650. When you try to persuade Derny to dig up her recodring of the Duffer song.


Please.... Pretty please...

I know you're reading this, don't deny it!

So, please?

[Miss Freckles]

649. when The position has the Buddha personality he like unkind Arab League National People's Congress to be considered as the legal characteristic mediation very much. (???)

648. when you are under the impression that the above is duffering, not nonsense.

[Dernhelm]

I have it. I just don't know where to upload it to. *puzzled*

[Lossëndil]

Neither do I. Hopefully someone around here knows.

[Miss Freckles]

but you already did once...

but if you find a way, be sure to tell me, so that we can upload the special duffer podcast as well :p

[Lossëndil]

647. When you walk into the bookstore seeking to buy a copy of the Duffer Encyclopedia, and is shocked to find that they don't sell it! :eek:

[Miss Freckles]

646. ...because they're out of copies and can't print as fast as gg eats... :rolleyes:

[Olórin the Wise]

645. When you're not all all shocekd that GG has eaten all the copies of said book to date. :rolleyes:

[Miss Freckles]

644. when no addiction is too unimaginative to post.

643. when you are here all day.

642. when you have developed an irrational fear of flying whales. :rolleyes:

641. when smith cloning himself in matrix 2 was the most boring thing you ever watched.

[Lossëndil]

640. When you spend the night staring up at the ceiling and racking your brain for new addictions.

639. When you give up racking your brain for new addictions, because you know that you can always post boring addictions that make absolutely no sense. Like this one.

[Dernhelm]

638. when you have done that ^ more times than you can count . . .

[Lossëndil]

637. When you get this warm fuzzy feeling when you see the greenlight next to someone's name.

[Dernhelm]

636. When you know about the lion that replaces the green light on the animated forum skin . . . :D

[Lossëndil]

Huh? 10thingy

[Smaug]

635: You talk about absolute nonsense

[Miss Freckles]

634. which you take very seriously.

[Lossëndil]

633. When you wonder why you haven't posted any addictions in the last 5 days. :eek:

[Dernhelm]

632. When you don't see why you can't post in three addiction threads every day with perfect ease . . .

[Lossëndil]

631. When you wake up in the morning— and see that the sky is blue, the sun is bright, the birds are singing, and the wind is gentle... all in all, a beautiful day for a morning walk... — and the first thing you do is to get on NF for a couple hours.

[Miss Freckles]

630. when you spend the 30mins till the next class / appointment in the university library, trying to smother your laughing while reading through threads...

[rainyday]

629: You can't go past a duffer thread without checkin' it out :p:p

[Dernhelm]

628. When you know stuff that no one else could ever understand. For example, this would probably make some sense to an addict: "Stan the Cookie was mistaken for a whale when he fell off the cliff, and Fred the Box asked if Dr. Cran had asked a whale question, but that was a whale question, so Fred was killed for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever . . . when a whale fell on him, and the petunia said 'I told you so'. And Ben the Egg ran to escape a similar fate, but was pursued by the fruits, and dropped his chewing gum collection . . . " :eek: (Note that this is fictional.)

[Olórin the Wise]

627. When you can be found polishing trash cans on street corners, because of the slight possibility that they might be relatives of The Can.

[Lossëndil]

626. When you are obsessed over dufferish things.

[Dernhelm]

625. . . . and you think of Ben the Egg every time you eat eggs for breakfast . . .

[Miss Freckles]

624. and your door is a tapestry of great duffering.

[Lossëndil]

623. When you were flipping through the dictionary, came across the word "cliff", and was surprised that there was no mention of falling off. :eek: (happened just this afternoon. I'm still trying to get over it)

[Olórin the Wise]

622. When you know that Webster was a fraud, because he didn't order things right. The first word in his dictionary should have been "Can", followed by "Cheese Whiz"...

[Lossëndil]

621. When you actually managed to post 29 addictions in one go! 0.o

(Maybe I should stop gloating...:p)

[Dernhelm]

620. When you originated a Duffer artifact.

[Lossëndil]

619. When you can actually keep track of where the various duffer objects originated. (or maybe not :p)

[Olórin the Wise]

618. When you find yourself wanting to say "ten thingy" after every single-word statement you make.

[Dernhelm]

617. When you know where to start looking when you want to find anything in Dufferland.

[Miss Freckles]

616. when you roll your eyes (like waldo!) at all the addictions in this thread, because they're just so obvious.

[Dernhelm]

615. When you decide to come up with something really unusual.

614. Something really not-obvious

613. 42

[Miss Freckles]

612. when you just did a backwards flip over your chair.

611. when you realized that we're about at the same number in the other addictions thread.

610. when you wonder which humber exactly to make them run parallel.

609. when you know some people will try everything to hinder that, just because they know it would upset you.

608. when you would do the same. :rolleyes:

[Lossëndil]

607. When you are posting addictions instead of working on the year book as you are supposed to.


(AHHHHHHhhh! I've got a deadline to meet! help! )

[Miss Freckles]

606. when you find yourself pushing deadlines off cliffs.

605. when you find that the best way of food preservation is storing things in the black hole.

604. when your belief is that the world will end when derny finds that out.

603. when you can be off-topic without having a topic to begin with.

[Lossëndil]

*pushes deadline off cliff* Ha!

602. When you take the things mentioned in this thread with utmost seriousness.

601. When you find that this thread is very helpful when it comes to solving your daily probelms.

600. When you wish that you did not have a life.

599. When you do not.

598. When you like posting addictions...

597. In two parts.

[Miss Freckles]

596. when you feel

595. to exxagerate

594. things that others have said before

593. just so that you look

592. cooler

591. than them.

590. when you have a horrible guilty conscience afterwards and quickly post a real addiction to make up for it.

589. when you've twisted popular phrases so they fit your purpose, like "to brainwash or not to brainwash, that is the question." or "why did the chicken cross the cliff?"

[Lossëndil]

588. If they don't have bread, give them cheese.

[Miss Freckles]

:D:D:D *rofl*

587. when you have contemplated skipping important appointments just to stay online a couple minutes more.

586. or hours.

585. or days.

584. months...

583. weeks...

582. years...

581. decades...

580. centuries...

579. millenia...

578. ages...

577. light-years...

[Lossëndil]

light years?! If Oly were here...

576. When you.. um... you know... *ambiguous wave of hand*

[Miss Freckles]

575. when you stay online during a thunderstorm in danger of death because where is the point in keeping your life and not being in dufferland?

574- when you think you can start a new fashion by replacing the fullstop / period for a hyphen.

[Lossëndil]

575. When you refuse to change your fullstop for a silly little hyphen.

574? When you think that a question mark looks much nicer. :)

[Miss Freckles]

573- when silliness comes natural for you.

[Dernhelm]

570. When you suspect a plot ...

[Miss Freckles]

569. when you suspect a plot in everything but are clever enough not to tell it to the world but secretly investigate about it.

[Lossëndil]

568. When you keep a collection of smilies in your wardrobe.

567. When you find yourself highlighting posts outside the Land of the Duffers. (e.g. the Socratic Club :eek: Thank goodness I'm not quite that far gone. :rolleyes:)

[Miss Freckles]

566. when you find yourself wondering whether you could highlight things in printed text.

[Lossëndil]

565. When you consider the color green a symbol of life.

[Miss Freckles]

564. when you compliment people by elling them they're crazy.

[Dernhelm]

563. (re 565) When the colour green reminds you of your (preferred) non-life. :D

[Lossëndil]

562. When you know what being a duffer means, even if you can't put it in words, or explain it, or logically think through it...

[Miss Freckles]

561. when you abbreviate everything you meet.

[Lossëndil]

560. When you know of good old days when there were more smilies.

559. When you think you remember them.

558. When you think you remember the days when there was no 10 character limit.

557. When you wonder if there were ever days with no 30 second limit.

[Miss Freckles]

556. when you have a folder of old maps and strategy plans titled "how to get into the mod lounge - this time it's for real!".

[Dernhelm]

555. When you're sure there must be some significance to '555'...

554. When you remember the plots to blast into the debate threads. :D

[Miss Freckles]

553. when you have been duct-taped to a train.

552. and train tracks.

551. at the same time.

550. when you have a conversation over several threads.

[Dernhelm]

549. 72 posts today. Need I say more?

[Miss Freckles]

548. at least as many threads. :p

[Lossëndil]

547. When you wake up to find that mf has posted in 45 threads in a row.

546. When you thank her for it.

545. When you envy her.

544. When you push her off a cliff.

543. When you decide to the something to the rest of the crew.

542. *drops whale on Derny*

541. *ties Oly's beard to cactus after painting it pink*

540. *offers Lieke cookies*

539. When you post beyond relative clauses.

538. *falls off cliff*

537. *posts addictions*

536. *posts smiley: :cool:*

535. *posts nonsense: akdjflskjflksdjdlflkj*

534. *posts*

[Miss Freckles]

533. when you sometimes sit in your room trying to pronounce "asterisk".

532. when you sometimes walk on the street trying to pronounce "asterisk".

531. when you do unexpected things.

530. *pushes lossendil on cliff*

529. when you sometimes lie in your bed trying to pronounce "asterisk".

528. when you are convinced that people are taking life too seriously.

527. except in that one special thread, of course.

526. when you have made a pretty colourful chart compaaring the progress of the three addictions threads, which you update everyday at precisely 5.00PM.

525. when you are convinced that the number must bear some hidden significance.

524. when you are going to ask your friend Luke W. Arm about it.

523. when all he replies is "uh, i don't know, and i don't care, either."

522. when you push him off a cliff.

521. when you get this twitching in your right arm that makes you smash things flat with a ruler sometimes.

520. when there are things under your coffee mug that you could not even imagine.

[Lossëndil]

531. when you do unexpected things.

530. *pushes lossendil on cliff

Not what I called unexpected.

519. When you learned to expect the unexpected.

518. When you count addictions to fall asleep.

517. When you wake up counting addictions.

516. When you drink alphebet soup, and think up an addiction for every letter you come across.

[Miss Freckles]

515. when you realized lossy accidentally deleted an asterisk quoting me.

514. when you suspect this to be not wholly accidentally.

513. when you suspect her of making me pronounce "asterisk".

512. and watch me fail.

511. when you have a dejá vù because this is the second time today you're having an addiction race to the middle.

510. when you wonder if in a hundred years, duffers will remember your name.

509. other than in the long-established adjective "frecks" meaning "brainless".

508. when duckies speak on your mailbox.

507. when you think it must be sign that the prince caspian soundtrack has suddenly started to play in the background.

506. when you think it must be a sign that it's time to create a cactus that can rule the world.

505. when by "the world" you mean dufferland, the mod lounge and the black hole.

504. when you have replaced "in a nutshell" by "in a box".

503. when you have replaced "in a box" by "in a black hole".

502. when you have replaced "in a black hole" by "in a washed-out sock*.

501. when you time the posting of the 500th addiction to the suspense of prince caspian soundtrack. :rolleyes:

500. when you poke badgers.

[Miss Freckles]

499. when you cry out for justice because this thread has not been posted in for 3. whole. days.

498. although everyone has been online and posting! outrageous!

[Lossëndil]

497. When you can keep tack of 20 conversations spread over 15 threads.

[Miss Freckles]

496. when you define the state of the world by the number of addictions already gathered.

[Lossëndil]

495. When you wonder what the Land of the Duffers will be like 40 years form now.

494. When you wonder what BC would think when she comes back.

493. When you know that she will come back.

492. When you believe all the legendary duffers will some day come back.

[Lossëndil]

491. When you sit there staring at the screen when nobody's on.

490. When you randomly post an addiction that has been posted before because you are currently unable to think of an original addiction.

[Dernhelm]

489. When you debate within yourself what constitutes a 'real' addiction and what does not.

[Olórin the Wise]

487. When you have a fly buzzing around your screen because it is the only thing in the house giving off light.

[Miss Freckles]

486. when you suspect the fly of being one of lieke's servants.

[lieke]

485. When you refuse to answer some questions...
484. When you have ambitions to conquer and rule the world.
483. When you already made up several torture methods to make sure you're fellow duffers don't stop you (i've got a tape playing 'Derny is a Duffer' over and over again for Derny, i've got a bar of chocolate just out of reach for RF, i've got a statue for MF, and i've got some pink paint and scizzors for Olorinsesss :D)

[Dernhelm]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Olórin the Wise]

482. ^ (ten thingy)

[Dernhelm]

That. Was. Not. An. Addiction.

[Miss Freckles]

481. ^

[Dernhelm]

*glares at everybody*

[Miss Freckles]

480. when derny glares at you.
479. when you glare at everybody.

[Lossëndil]

478. When you consider writing a letter to the wall of the next cell. (can they read?)

[Miss Freckles]

477. when you have spent years of your life teaching the walls how to read and write.

476. when you have been thanked for your hard work with graffiti war.

[Olórin the Wise]

475. When you talk to yourself.
474. When you argue with yourself.
473. When you lose arguments to yourself.
472. When you are no longer speaking to yourself.

[Dernhelm]

I thought those were signs of insanity . . . ? Oh, wait. Addiction, Dufferland . . . equals insanity.

Nevermind.

471. When you have been thoroughly confused at one point or another. But not about who owns the CW.

[Miss Freckles]

471. when you delight in giving other members dejá vù's... :confused:

[Lossëndil]

470. When you have your NF screen name written in big bold letters on the file in which you keep all your scraps and dreams of becoming a writer...

[Miss Freckles]

469. when your dream of becoming a good duffer far outweighs every ambition of becoming a writer *glares* :p

[Lossëndil]

468. When you wonder why mf didn't post here upon her return.

[Miss Freckles]

467. when you know you can blame waldo for everything without him getting upset.

[Lossëndil]

Poor Waldo. :(

[Miss Freckles]

466. when you are shocked and unsettled by the fact that lossendil posted here without posting an addiction.
465. when you get the sneaky feeling that maybe she couldn't come up with an addiction.
464. when even the thought fills your life with unthinkable terror.

[Lossëndil]

463. When mf is driving you insane.
462. When you are already insane.
461. When you consider being insane completely normal.
460. When you wonder whether "460" has any significant meaning.

[Miss Freckles]

459. when you wonder if you can drive yourself more insane than you already are.
458. when you try and find out if there is a connection between good duffering and the kind of keyboard you use...

[Lossëndil]

457. When you wonder whether insane is being normal and normal is being insane.

456. When you tired to understand the above statement.

455. When you wonder how many cans of CW it takes to get to the top of a cliff.

454. When you're not sure what that means, but it sounds good.

[daisyfrost]

455. cuz it's fun to be a doof once in a while!

[Dernhelm]

*psst* We're counting down . . . ;)

452. You post to correct the post count . . . this is sad . . . :p

[lieke]

451. You know it is sad.
450. You like sad.
449. You like it because this is so stupid that it actually is funny, which makes you realize you have a purpose in life.
448. Your purpose in life is horrible.
447. You laugh, just because you can :D

[Miss Freckles]

446. you realize that, lieke's laugh creates a vacuum that makes you free of herb rain control as long as it lasts.
445. you use this vacuum to steal the nurse's typewriter.
444. you write down an encyclopaedia entry for "i".
443. you have posted the 444th post! hahaha!

[Lossëndil]

442. When you tell mf that "4" is an extremely unlucky number.

441. In fact, so many in a row, it must mean imminent death. :eek:

440. *whalesplats mf*

399. When the above were simply because you were jealous.

398. Even though you're not sure what you were jealous about. :confused:

[Miss Freckles]

297. when you don't tell lossy that she also has a row of 4's in her post but instead mess up the postcount to annoy her.
296. :p

[Lossëndil]

295. When you innocently post another addiction...

[lieke]

394 When you make the post count right again :rolleyes:
393 When you want to push MF off a cliff *glares*

[Lossëndil]

492。When you push Lieke off a cliff.

[Miss Freckles]

491. when you fall off a cliff and scream "WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???" without expecting an answer. just out of habit.

[Lossëndil]

__________________

Blessed are the pure in heart,
For they shall see God.
Matthew 5:8

[lieke]

Veeeery clever :cool:

[Lossëndil]

489。Why are there no more addictions???

488。*defenestrates Oly*

487。When you try out all the new interesting words you've learned on fellow NF members. :D

[Miss Freckles]

486. when you have a little voodoo beard.

[Lossëndil]

485。*drops Complete Plays of Shakespear on Oly*

484。*takes Lieke's coffe machine*

483。*ductapes Derny to train*

482。When you know who my next victim is...

481。*pushes mf off cilff*

[Miss Freckles]

480. when you wonder how people still go through the trouble of spelling the whole "pushes mf off cliff" thing out when it has become so frequently used that an abbreviation would be mightily helpful. and less painful. poor me.

479. when you don't believe in numbers anymore.

[Lossëndil]

478。When you just have to get on for your birthday. :D

477。When you just have to get on even when it's not your birthday...

476。(in reply to mf...)

475。*poc mf*

474。*pMFoc*

473。*cp MF*

472。*!mf*

471。*!*

470。I hope that I've answered your question.

[Miss Freckles]

469. when you have pmed all the mods, asking for a chuck norris smiley that only you can use...

[Lossëndil]

468。When you dressed in green for TDL day, with a certain smiley stuck to your forehead. (it attracted a lot of attention)

[Lossëndil]

467。When you wander around from time to time dusting off the poor neglected threads and muttering under your breath about fellow members. :mad:

[Wild Rose]

466. You have more than 30 jokes about duct tape....

[Miss Freckles]

465. when you have a hunch which fellow members lossy means...:o

[Lossëndil]

464。When you know who's contributed the most to this thread, so you're not really angry at her. ;)

But the others... *mutters*

[Miss Freckles]

463. when the ° thing brings unspeakable joy to your life... :p

[Lossëndil]

462。When you refrain from telling the others that 。is a Chinese fullstop, because that would ruin it's mystery and charm.

[SingingDryad~]

461. You're addicted to peanut butter sandwiches :p

[Dernhelm]

461. When you use keyboard shortcuts to browse NF.

460. When you know what the true abbreviation for NarniaFans is, and why it's the right one. ;)

459. When you feel guilty for not posting addictions . . .

[Lossëndil]

461. When you use keyboard shortcuts to browse NF.


What keyboard shortcuts do you use?

458。When you come back again and again and again and again (and so on) because you like the green.

[Dernhelm]

Ctrl+A to select all, Ctrl+Z to undo, Ctrl+X to cut, Ctrl+C to copy, Ctrl+V to paste, Ctrl+B to make-bold, Ctrl+I to italicize, Ctrl+U to underline--these are all standard ones you'd use anywhere, but very handy. Then there's Alt+S to post something in quick reply, and Alt+X to 'go advanced' :D

Can't think of any others just now . . .

[Lossëndil]

457。When you cheeseplat Derny for posting without posting an addiction.

[BarbarianKing]

1058 1/2. When you don't know how to count down the reasons!!!!!!!

[Lossëndil]

455。You have a mortal fear of messed up post counts! :eek:

[Peepiceek]

950. You noticed that no. 950 was missing
818. And felt the need to fill in the gaps
786. And you have read the entire thread to check no-one else has noticed this first.
764. And you're still wearing a towel because you came out of the shower and had to come on TDL before getting dressed.
687. Even though it's winter and rather cold and you really need to be going out.
488. You consider saying, "Hi, I'm new. Can I join the Duffers?" but realise there's no point because, whether anyone likes it or not, you're obviously in!
679. Even though there is a 679, you feel you have to point out the typo when someone called it 879 because you don't want 679 to feel left out.
572. Likewise (though I think this was missed because someone counted up rather than down)
571. You feel this is getting silly but want to keep going.
453. Ok, I'm shivering now, I need to get dressed.

[Lossëndil]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

So what number are we on now??

[Peepiceek]

454. You return as soon as dressed to point out that we are now more or less back on track.
452. We are now back on track.
451. Except for some reason we repeated everything from 492 onwards.

[Lossëndil]

450。When your heart swells with joy at the sight of a new member posting addictions. :D And you note that he does a wonderul job of it!!

[Peepiceek]

449. You're
448. so
447. committed
446. to
445. getting
444. to
443. the
442. end
441. of
440. the
439. list
438. that
437. you
436. resort
435. to
434. doing
433. things
432. like
431. this.
430. Even
429. on
428. Christmas
427. Day!

[Lossëndil]

426. When you can keep track of who's been on lately and who hasn't, so you can bug them to post more addictions.

(:eek: I'm mean!)

[Peepiceek]

425. You get yourself an avatar just so that you can post in the thread "Rate the avatar above you."

424. Your reason for doing this is so that you have something new to write in the "1000 signs you're addicted to Dufferland" thread.

[Copperfox]

You search far down the stack of the Duffers section, looking for threads on which no one posted recently, so you can be the one to revive them.