1000 Signs Your Addicted To Dufferland

[furcoats]

just what it says!!!


1000 u've posted in every single thread that's been here

[Jordo]

just what it says!!!


1000 u've posted in every single thread that's been here



YEA I WAS WANTING TO DO THIS!!!!



999. you are determined to win the LPG or die trying

998. you have posted so many times that all the threads on the first page say that you posted last

[rosymole]

997. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

996. 10 thingy..

(how old are they, but they deserve a place!)
Good thread!

[Jordo]

995. you make up rhymes about random things

994. you post in this thread

993. you sit there staring at the screen when nobodys on

992. you finally decide you're just gonna double post ^

991. you make threads like this

990. you know who won all the "463rd post game" etc

[furcoats]

989. u go to page 2 to try and revive the dying threads...they all deserved to live!!!

[glamel]

987: you post anything that comes in your mind,
986: you were anoyed that you can't post twice in between 30 seconds
985: you cant htink of anythign to say but still you post here.
984: you know what a duffer is
983: you really dont care if you post random words, because thats exactly what the duffers is
982: you always say you are the winner of the last post game even in another second there will be another winner
981: you read everyone's profile, so that you can post anything on the person above me and person below me thread
980: you know for sure someone will mess up counting this thread later.
979: you know that if this thread goes to number one, we will start counting negative numbers too.
978: you were shocked that HB never started this thread, when you knew for a fact that he is the king of duffers!!!!

[ElectricJello]

979. The land of duffers is like the only place you post.
980. You freak out every time you have to go somewhere because you might lose the LPG.
981. You do things like this on threads: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
982. You post on SKEM
983. You tell everyone that you are an honerary(sp?) duffer.

[glamel]

Originally posted by glamel 980: you know for sure someone will mess up counting this thread later.
I AM ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!!!!
Originally posted by True_Narnian_Griffin979. The land of duffers is like the only place you post.
980. You freak out every time you have to go somewhere because you might lose the LPG.
981. You do things like this on threads: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
982. You post on SKEM
983. You tell everyone that you are an honerary(sp?) duffer.

977. The land of duffers is like the only place you post.
976. You freak out every time you have to go somewhere because you might lose the LPG.
975. You do things like this on threads: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
974. You post on SKEM
973. You tell everyone that you are an honerary(sp?) duffer.

972: you correct the above posts number.:D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

971. You LIVE for the LPG thread.

970. You are dissapointed in yourself when you post somehting that makes sense.

969. You almost always post things that never make sense.

968.You don't need to tell people your a duffer. They can tell immediately.

967. You know the count will be messed up at least 10 more times before we get to 0.

966. You realize that almost NONE of the posts here are completely about Narnia.

965.You wish you had more smilies becasue you feel they do not show enough emotions to satisfy you.

[ElectricJello]

Whoops! Sorry! I was counting up. :o
164. The game just started and you've already screwed up on the numbering

[Jordo]

964. you remember when WillsGirl had her fishy to help her win in the LPG
963. you're sleeping and all of a sudden realize that you havent been to duffer land in 20 minutes and you freak out
962. you cant sleep because you are thinking of ways to defeat people in the LPG
961. you desperatly post more and more and more, no matter how late you are for w/e you need to be
960. you wonder if you could go on strike by not eating/sleeping for 3 days
959. when someone tells you that you need to eat you simply get up and then bring the food back to the computer so that you dont miss a thing
958. you wonder how you would live if you didnt have duffer land and all of its inhabitants
957. you have SPAMed so much that you became a senior in 3 days
956. you have been in a duel including some sort of food
955. you cant wait for the day when HB gets your gender wrong
954. you open over 3 windows so you can keep up with everything
953. you make posts like these
952. when you get bored you read all the posts in duffer land
951. all your friends now know what a duffer is, thanks to you
949. you post 14 signs that you're addicted to duffer land in the same post
948. you come back and edit the # of signs

[holyboy]

947. You remember when the post count in Duffers was on
946. You have lost hope in becoming a mod
945. And when you truly loose all hope in becoming a mod, you become a mod
944. You know who Fred is
943. Your goal is to win the Duffer Award
942. You have won the Duffer Award
941. You are winning in the LPG
940. You rig the forum so every single time someone posts in LPG, you make a post right after, so you can never loose

[Jordo]

939. you make plans to make your name the one that posts last in all the threads, and it works
938. you begin to ask if there are any duffers in random threads
937. you just know you'll get to 1, because you are a duffer
936. you are full of all the food that has been passed around
935. you have been to all the parties
934. you start all the parties
933. you hate going anywhere because you're bound to miss something
932. your friends start to worry about you, if you've been influenced by the people you are around all the time
931. you know what the 1,000 character rule is
930. you hate this rule with a passion

[shmeepie]

938. you try to spend every waking minute you can in the land of duffers

[Machiathemarshwiggle]

929. You've played The LPG so much that Everytime you are standing in line (The store, school.) you always rush to the end of the line so that you will be that last person to be in line.

[EveningStar]

964. When everything you read here makes perfectly good sense.

963. When 964 is not funny anymore.

[Parthian King]

962. When you use forum abbreviations in everyday speech.
961. When the people you choose to hang with understand you anyway.

[Jordo]

923. you arent shocked at how much the count is off
922. you go back and check so you correct the count correctly
921. you forget to eat/sleep/take a shower because you are in duffer land posting your head off

[Jordo]

920.whenever you type in the letter "n" on your browser thing, it immediatly goes to "http://www.narniafans.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=29"

(the link to duffer land)

[Jordo]

im gonna triple post, is that ok if its just reviving something? oh well im gonna do it...



919. you get bored when nobody is on and so you read all the pages in the LPG(no, i have not done this, but i am planning to)

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

918. You are always on and when you are you are in here!

[Dernhelm]

917. Your nightmares always involve cheese, Shiny Trash Cans, attacking walls...etc. :D

[truelovewaits]

916: you always have not only one, but 2-3 computers on at one time on dufferland!

[Jordo]

915. you protect your 7up with your life
914. you say "shake it like a polaroid picture" at a sports game when your team is winning
913. your friends know what you mean when you do the above

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

912. You love doing freaky dances on the LPG

[QA48]

989. u go to page 2 to try and revive the dying threads...they all deserved to live!!!
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElectricJello]

911. Ha! I got the numbering right!
910. You think that is an accomplishment.
909. Whenever you leave somewhere, you pat your computer and say "Don't worry, I'll be back". ( I don't do that )
908. Your parents tell you that your addicted.
907. You stopped going to another forum because it didn't allow randomness. ( yeah, I did that)

[Magician's Horse]

906. You're trying to revive a dying thread right now
905. You hope that Dufferland helps you get out of being a junior member.
904. You have had to edit posts more than once because while you were thinking of a way to continue a list/game, someone else beat you to it.
903. You've read the chapters with Dufffers from VoDT multiple times.
902. You've watched parts of the movie multiple times looking for any Duffers.

[Dernhelm]

901. You have seen duffers come, and duffers go...and you think Magician's Horse (may I call you MH?) will be a duffer... :p

900. You are glad to see this thread again.

[Magician's Horse]

(Yeah MH is fine by me)
899. At random moments when your friends are talking, you repeat what they say and add things like "no one says that like you dude" or "I've never heard it described that beautifully"
898. |R|A|N|D|O|M|N|E|S|S| : my antidrug

[Magician's Horse]

897. Since no one has posted in 9 whole minutes, you decided to post again.
896. You can't stop posting now.
895. You've never posted in the LPG, because you're too afraid of defeat.

[Yoo1029]

894: The Land of Duffers is your homepage.
893: You program your computer to yell "LPG!LPG!" Each time somebody posts on the LPG thread.
892. You strangle people when they mention that duffers are dumb

[Magician's Horse]

891. You actually know about my strange obsession with bunnies and rabbits.
890. You're supposed to be doing homework right now, but you can't resist stopping this randomness.
889. You're just trying to fill up space until you can get to post 888, because 888 is cool like that.
888. You feel like you've accomplished your life's goal.

[Magician's Horse]

887. You can't help posting again because now your not a junior member anymore.
886. You've only been here one day, but already you feel at home :D
885. You're not scared by 886.

[Jordo]

887. You can't help posting again because now your not a junior member anymore.
886. You've only been here one day, but already you feel at home :D
885. You're not scared by 886.



884. you plan to mess up MH's computer for a few days so that they dont become a senior member in 2 days and beat your record
883. you constantly search the forums for someone that has beaten your record
882. you have not found any1 yet
881. you are good all the time because of fear you will get grounded and not be able to get on the computer and go to duffer land

[Magician's Horse]

880. You're scared to leave your computer lest deepnarnianess messes up your goal.
879. You're absolutely shocked that only 1 person posted in this thread while I was at school.
878. You plan to search and find all of the 3,922 other members of the site that didn't post and make them suffer.

[Jordo]

880. You're scared to leave your computer lest deepnarnianess messes up your goal.
879. You're absolutely shocked that only 1 person posted in this thread while I was at school.
878. You plan to search and find all of the 3,922 other members of the site that didn't post and make them suffer.


877. you utterly regret that you ever said 884
876. you know where specter is kept ;) ;)

[Magician's Horse]

875. After some hard thought, you've decided to go through and reply to every post in Dufferland just to make the record.
874. This is the first of said posts.

[Jordo]

875. After some hard thought, you've decided to go through and reply to every post in Dufferland just to make the record.
874. This is the first of said posts.



873. you have already done 875...not just because you were bored or because no one was on, because you have the power to do so
872. you wonder if this thread will go into negatives also
871. you check htis thread just in case some mods posted
870. you actually understand 871

[Magician's Horse]

869. What's Narnia?

[Jordo]

869. What's Narnia?



*ROFL* HAHAHAHAHAHAW00T


868. you actually never talk about narnia here, and only have maybe one post that does( :eek: hehe true for me oh so true)

[Magician's Horse]

867. You started talking in Narnia threads, but when realizing that they were crazy, came to live in the land of one legged Rubber Banana Lovers.

[Magician's Horse]

866. 15 of the "Last Posted" on the first page of Dufferland are yours.

[Jood]

865. You are always bored.

[Magician's Horse]

864. You posted this just to keep your rep up on the "last posted by" board.

[Magician's Horse]

863. You just found out that you need 100 posts to become a senior member,so you're going to start responding to A LOT of threads so I can make it to senior witin 48 hrs. of first posting in Dufferland.

[Jood]

Actually Horse u r write. Thats how I have a senior rateing thanx to Duffers!!
862.You tell your friends Duffer stories, they don't understand. Then you realize your true friends are your fellow Duffers.

[Magician's Horse]

861. You went to another subject in the forum for 20 minute and decided that Dufferland is where you belong.

[Magician's Horse]

860. You're getting very excited now, because only 8 posts until you're a senior member.

[Magician's Horse]

859. You plan for 1000 Signs Your Addicted to Dufferland to be your 100th post that makes you a senior member.

[Magician's Horse]

858. You too are very excited about MH becoming a Senior Member in less than 30 hrs of first posting on Dufferland

[Magician's Horse]

857. EVERYONE IS NOW EXCITED BECAUSE MH THE BUNNY LOVING PERSON FROM NORTH CAROLINA IS NOW A SENIOR MEMbER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Magician's Horse]

(Somehow in my haste to type about my senior memberness i have shut down all of the graphics on my internet, so I'm gonna have to fix that now.... It might take a while
-Senior Meber)

[Magician's Horse]

(I have fixed my internet, because I can't go that long without The Dancing Lawn and Dufferland
-Senior Member [that's how i'm gonna sign everything now])

[Magician's Horse]

856. You're starting to get scared by MH.
855. You're now REALLY scared by MH
854. You're about to start a thread/petition to make MH stop.
853. You've already started a thread/petition to make MH stop.
852. But you still love him


-Senior Member

[Jordo]

856. You're starting to get scared by MH.
855. You're now REALLY scared by MH
854. You're about to start a thread/petition to make MH stop.
853. You've already started a thread/petition to make MH stop.
852. But you still love him


-Senior Member


whoa i dont think its good to post all those times in a row...i dont think thats good at all...oh well im not a mod what do i know...

[Magician's Horse]

851. You are MH

[ElectricJello]

850. You are TNG

[Jordo]

850. You are TNG



849. you are a duffer
848. you knew that i would say the above instead of myself

[Dernhelm]

847. You (eagerly, mind you!) wait for the day when the Shiny Trash Can returns. Along with Fred the Box...and all the rest... *wry smile*

846. Even when nobody is here, and you've read every post in the Land of Duffers, and replied to all the threads, you still can't stand to leave!!! :p

[glamel]

845: you know ^tpam already left:D

[Jood]

844. The Duffers is the very first forum you visit, and you spend your whole 1/2hour break on it only!!
843. You know every single Duffer, and you always greet them if you see them on another thread/forum.

[glamel]

842: you post this and post a reply on the other thread and you know you're back! as a duffer:D
841: you missed posting at the dufferland,
840: you make it sure that you post a reply on every single thread in the dufferland :D

[Dernhelm]

839. You ressurect this thread from the second to last page of Dufferland.

[xXx Carmen xXx]

838. You have so many other better things to do, but still waste your time posting the most random posts...

[Miss.SunFlower]

whatever # this is: you have 0 posts (tee hee duffer posts don't count)

[xXx Carmen xXx]

836. You actually are so addicted you set on a laptop watching TV at the same time (like I'm doing now).

[~Lava~]

835. Posting on dufferland is your whole social life.
834. you have posted so many double posts that the mods have stopped yelling at you, because they know it is a lost cause.
833. laughing often occurs in all your posts, not just those on Dufferland
832. You know exactly how many smileys you are allowed to post in a single post. (if you do not know it is four):D :D :D :D

[Lady of Lorien]

#100,000,000) (really 831) You know all the Duffer jokes, objects, and have read most of the famous portions from the Summer of Gold EVEN THOUGH YOU JOINED ONLY A FEW MONTHS AGO!!!

#830) You get behind in your schoolwork and your sleep coming on here at ever impossible moment...:D

[~Lava~]

830. you ignore the fact that you have a French exam tomorrow to post on Dufferland
829. You wish that Duffer posts still count on your post count.
828 you post just to post even when there is an Exam for your college French class tomorrow that you have not studied for yet.:D :D :D :D

[~Lava~]

827. You know that GKoN is the scourge of the Order of the Can.
826. You are the one who gave him that name
825. You just double posted to tell every body.

[~Lava~]

824. This is your triple post on the thread and you still have stuff to say.
823. the Mafia Game 5 has not even started yet and you have already signed up for game 6.

[~Lava~]

823. You have posted the Last three posts and are back for more.
822. Your duffery habbits are spilling over and consuming your whole life:D
821. Your first french Exam is in one hour and twenty minutes and you are still Duffering.
820. You never study at your college's library because you are constantly Duffering there to get around the 45 minute limit your parents have imposed on your forum time.

[Dernhelm]

819. You know that there used to be more smilies....