Poetry: Duffer style

[fish_wwjd_frog]

Post your completely random poetry here!!! You can post your own poems, or you can write one line, and have the next couple of people add on a little to it. I'll try to get the poems I have already written and post them here, so that they are all in one spot. Have fun!!!

[Queen Lucy the Valiant]

Thats a good idea!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChildOfAslan7]

this is a great idea! i love random poetry!

i have some, but i have to find it, and when i do, i'll post some.

[fish_wwjd_frog]

This is my wonderful (yeah, right) poetry so far.

Ode to Sparkling Jello

Sparkling jello is oh, so good
Sparkling jello eat, everyone should
Sparkling jello tingles the mouth
Sparkling jello east, west, north, and south.


Ode to the LPG

The LPG isn't a pun
Oh when will it ever be done?
although it's fun and games right now
I know I'm gonna win somehow.


The oddities of Duffers (this was written in response to Holyboy666's "You people scare me")

Are you implying that it's bad to be random?
So what if it's not all narnia fan-dom?
Though, even if it is, it's still very odd
If you don't understand us, just smile and nod!!

[ChildOfAslan7]

Down to Starlight Lane,
where all the elephants play.
The moon shines up
and the trees dance bright;
Together, they swim in blue
and drink the cool.

That was my experience
On Starlight Lane.

weird, huh?

[furcoats]

the curtains are pink
and the window is blue
you are insane
and i am too


posted this in the to the wonderful land of the duffer thread......i just was being random and kapow! you got a poem!!! hehe

[fish_wwjd_frog]

*applauds everyone's beautiful poetry as she wipes a tear from her eye*

Wow, wow, I am in the presence of such great poets!

[the Large Voice]

Sid
There once was a turnip named Sid
who slipped all at once till he hid
he opened a lid,
saying, "I have not slid!"
and forever after he crid...

I posted this inspiring limerick in the Duffer thread.:D

[Jordo]

There was a strawberry that hopped out the door
It met its poor end on top of the floor
The floor cried its head off and rolled to the store

[rosymole]

oho..pin back your ears..Rosy's feeling poetic...

I am a Duffer
I like to Duff

What do you talk about?
Oh you know, stuff.

[abbyluvswilliam]

My sisters Weird and now im feared cuz she is going in circles aroud me and she just said she had to pee, someone please help me!

[Jordo]

the tomatoes are rotting away down there
they're rotting while you run around
lets have one and see if we die
for together we can be free

[Tweetsie]

I wrote this when I realized we needed a poem in Language Arts class over like.. five minutes. This was from last year:

The sun is blinding,
I can't see,
Oh my gosh,
Someone please help me!

Yes, so random and lame..

[Jordo]

lets go over the mountain
lets go over the hill
lets go over the cliff face
and fall to our death we will




why are my poems alwasy about something strange and then all of a sudden someone dies? :p

[fish_wwjd_frog]

The oak oars. (Try saying this one aloud!!)

I row along, can you inform me?
Are our oars oak?
You answer back; I shout with glee
Our oars are oak!!

[Jordo]

The oak oars. (Try saying this one aloud!!)

I row along, can you inform me?
Are our oars oak?
You answer back; I shout with glee
Our oars are oak!!



whoa!!! that is HARD!!!!

[ChildOfAslan7]

i did this for english class, believe it or not.

my dinka poem:

inspired by Janet Sparrow, Edwina Scissorfingers, and DreamCrusher

Dedicated to Janet Sparrow (ewww not legal)

My Jeph P. Donny

My Jeph P. Donny is like a wild mustang galloping across the wastelands of sorrow.
His dreamy locks are like Simba's untamable mane.
His undead body is like a lean slab of pork.
Those sparkling brown eyes are like the amber from Jurassic Park (except there are no dinosaurs)
His leathery skin is like a buffalo hide canvass and
His many tattoos are like markers down memory lane.
The fiery passion of his acting is like the burning sun.
He is currently in his prime years and is like the answer to the ultimate question.

His piracy overwhelms me.
I will live to see his next great accomplishment thought they may be wasted years.
I will gather his legacies and
I will preserve his essence for genereations to come.
His chistled face reminds me of the Greek-god Zeus (with less children)
I will become a genetic scientst to recreate his splendor for future years.


Mr. Donny (better known as Mr. Johnny Depp) you truly are an inspiraton.

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT OBSESSED with Johnny Depp. I was "feverish" when I wrote the poem and read it in front of the class.

CHILDOFASLAN

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

You give me something to walk on
When there is a deep hole
You protect the world
From an unhappy fall
You’re hard on the outside
So we can tread where we wish
You are a savior
Keeping rancid smells contained
So nothing atrocious shall reach our noses
Many people underestimate your intelligence
You’re like an exotic pet
Only cared for by those with imagination

My friend and I came up with this a couple months ago. The Sewer cap is real, and lives in our school courtyard. ^_^

Then there's this one as well...

Clowns are the route to all evil
They may seem happy
But they are truly maniacal,
Insane, creepy, killers.

I’ve known since I was 4
Of the true clown evilness
Their demented souls are set
On world domination (much like the squirrels)

If you have never worn a clown costume
Then you will never truly know
How evil
Clowns are inside

For inside those colorful body bags
You think thoughts that are so villainous
And so cruel, you wouldn’t believe it
Trust me, I know.

[fish_wwjd_frog]

A nanana bread haiku (nanana bread = how I used to say "banana bread")

nanana bread smells
good and tastes so delicious
mmm, nanana bread

[Nosferatu]

There once was a man from knantucket... Wait this is a family site!

[Jordo]

there once were nice little things called pinaclkehs
they were a mix between pineapples and monkeys
then all of a sudden they became demented
and now my left hand is no more

[fish_wwjd_frog]

Pink doodlydoos are scary
Pink doodlydoos go far
Pink doodlydoos aren't hairy
I don't know what pink doodlydoos are!

[EveningStar]

INTERNATIONAL LIMERICK
(A hum dinger in all languages)

Hmm hmm HMM hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm HMM hmm
Hmm hmm HMM hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm HMM hmm
Dum de DUM de dum DUM
Rum te TUM te tum TUM
Hmm hmm HMM hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm HMM hmm

-- John Burkitt (Chakal)

[Goldenrod22]

There once was a man from Belize,
Who dreamed he was itching from fleas,
He woke up in bed
To find on his head
Luckily, only some bees!
:eek:

[Goldenrod22]

Flies are curious creatures,
They have some unusual features,
They come when its hot
They dodge from a swat,
And sip up dripped pop on the bleachers.

[Jordo]

im winning im winning im winning
bow to me you must
im winning im winning im winning
the world will turn to dust



*poem from the LPG*

[furcoats]

i really need to type up this really weird and random poem called Ode to Duffers but im to lazy

if you like soup,
than you will be happy
if its like goop,
u will not be happy


this is a song that everyone can sing
lalalalalalalalala
this is a song that nobody can understand
lalalalalalalalala
this is a random song for you
lalalalalalalalalala
this is a song to inspire you to write a song for me
lalalalalalalalalala
this is a song for those who are random
lalalalalalalalalala
this is a song that needs to stop
lalalalalalalalalala

[Rose]

This is a really long stupid(and random) one I wrote a really long time ago,and I'm bored so I'll post it. :D

There are monsters under my bed,
And lizards in my locker,
I would tell my mother,
But I simply don't want to shock her.

I would tell my dad,
But he'd just laugh and say
"Don't lie,Georgie may!"
So I can't tell him,rather sad.

There's noone else I could tell,
Except maybe my brother,though he does smell.
So I told big bro,
All he said was "So?"

My family is not on the telling list,
Meanwhile the lizards are eating my books.
I try to tell them to go away,I shake my fist.
But they WON'T,their being such crooks!

Finally I told my best mate
Her name is Kate
We decided to just KICK them out
Kate said I shouldn't just mope and pout.

So we got some gloves and protective gear
And some paper towels so our visors don't smear
When the lizards spit all over our gear.
So then we went to my locker.

The state it was in,A horrible shocker!
We used our tongs
And we tried to calm them by singing some songs
Finally we got the lizards out of my locker!

Then Kate and me went to my room
We used a vacuum that went "vroom vroom"
To get the monsters out from under my bed.
We tried our hardest,we didn't win.

And you know,those monsters have the worst grin!
Kate said she had to go
So I had to sew
A big big bag.

This big big bag,I filled with food.
Then when the monsters were in the mood
To eat they'd go,and get trapped in the sack!
Then I'd get my bed back!

I tried,this did it!
Now the problem was to get the sack outside
It was soo hard,I almost quit.
But finally I got the bag out,the monsters flew wide.

As I watched the monsters fly
I thought with a sigh
"Now I have nothing to do!"
But y'know,soon I'll have something new...
:rolleyes: :cool: :eek:

[Twilightdryadhobbit]

This inspiring little ditty was written on an E-mail forwarded quiz after I'd been picking pickles, which have stupid little spikes all over them that stick to my hands and hurt. I love all this random poetry! Next thing you know, we'll have created a book.

Picking pickles

A quandry
why can't pickles
be more like laundry?
But they prickle,
and stick to me
unlike socks
which I don't see
when they're eaten
by my washer
Oh golly and gosher,
why can't pickles
be more like socks?
Then for two nickles,
they'd be gone with the knocks.

P.S. I was very proud of this random poem because I actually rhymed the word quandary, and it sort of made sense.

[Twilightdryadhobbit]

A thread with three pages,
sits on here and ages
when people forget how to rhyme.
I'm still on here writing
my poems so exciting,
Come on, you wont use too much time!

[fish_wwjd_frog]

Ok, I'm here, I'm thinking quite fast
For am I writing a poem at last!
I'm making this up off the top of my mind
This poem has no point, but so far it's rhymed.
That's a good thing, of that I am pretty sure
it makes more sense than iambic pentameter!
Ok, that is all, my poem is finished,
The point of it has long since diminished.

[fish_wwjd_frog]

How sad! nobody is posting random poetry! c'mon duffers, I'm disappointed in all of you. (unless, of course, you have already posted here, then you rock!)

[Twilightdryadhobbit]

Another last post game poem!

Writing down simply: "I will win"
Makes me bored as I post again,
I'll post this instead, and still be ahead,
(Though poems are the last post "has beens")

P.S. I wish poems were more frequent on the last post game! It would liven things up...

[Twilightdryadhobbit]

This is a poem I made up about Hagrid when I was very annoyed with him. I think it was after I watched Chamber of Secrets. That movie ends with a really bizarre and uncalled for Hagrid love fest. NOT my cup of tea. Anyhow, here's the random poem which is the theme song of The I Hate Hagrid Club:

We all know that Hagrid stinks
To trouble he has many links
This club won’t cry if he’s bumped off,
We’ll hide our laughs inside a cough.

The first book, his accent bad,
Hagrid’s big part made us sad,
Unwitting spy for you-know-who!
Made us all shout,“oh boo to you!”

In the second movie, oh!
Hagrid haters filled with woe,
Just almost puked when Snape joined in
The love fest meant for Hagrid. Him!

Though it had Lupin inside
The third book made us all cry
When Hagrid, densest wizard there
Was just handed a teachers chair!

Oh, the fourth book made us hope,
Hagrid’s down a slippery slope,
But of course, sacking him was out,
Although his skrewts made Rita shout.

In the fifth book we all cheered,
When Hagrid just disappeared!
Of course, he did come back all right,
But then he went out of our sight!

In the sixth book…now we know!
The death,( not Hagrid’s) caused us woe.
We cried and screamed at Snape the foul,
And rolled our eyes at Hagrid’s howl.

Disclaimer: No offense intended to Hagrid lovers. You have a valid opinion, I just don't like Hagrid.

[fish_wwjd_frog]

thedryadhobbit is so funny
Her poem about Hadrid is so pun-ny
I can't think of an end to this rhyme,
perhaps I'll try harder some other time!!

[Gondorgirl]

multiplication is vexation
division is as bad
the rule of three perplexes me
and fractions drive me mad

or HP version

Transfiguration is vexation
dvination is as bad
Herbology perplexes me
and potions drive me mad

how true for both how true

[Señor Puntos]

When I picked up my yellow boot,
I noticed a small old coot,
I ate him with some tomatoe sauce,
I showd him absoluteley no remorse.

[Jordo]

i fly
i swim
i smile
i walk
i run


hehe

[Señor Puntos]

i fly
i swim
i smile
i walk
i run


hehe
May i do a sequel?

i dance
i laugh
i sprint
i jump

[Gondorgirl]

May i do a sequel?

i dance
i laugh
i sprint
i jump

I'll make it a trilogy

I think
I sing
I play
I learn

[Gondorgirl]

This thread needs people
To make it long as others
so try harder please

[Machiathemarshwiggle]

I think I shall write some Duffer Poetry now.... You might not want to read on... it could get weird.... (Not to mention soem of my timing is off)

I was wandering through this fair forum
Trying to find a cure for some boredom
I saw this thread and knew at once
That this would keep me busy till lunch

I'm not a poet, my poems never ryme
But I decided to give it a shot one more time
I took up my keyboard, got the dust off it
And then into the chair I promptly did sit

Then I set out to write a poem for all ages
That would soon be admired by teachers and sages
They'd gasp and applaude and soon they would say
"This is the best poem that I've seen all May!"

My poem would be grand, it'd bring tears to your eyes
And then you'd read on and gasp in suprise!
You'd laugh and you'd scream, and you'd never be bored
You'd make the poem into a sticker and put it on your ford

My poem would be great, I'd win an award!
I'd get lots of money. (The money, I'd horde)
Then you'd plan a party, and have a big bash
(Using of course, my newly earned cash)

But sadly, however I said to you once
In the school of poetry, I'm but a dunce
So that great poem that I set out to make
Will never be written... so put back the cake...

Put back all the awards, the trophys and plaques
Stop planning the parties and don't put out the snacks
I'm not making that poem, not in a week, not today
I'm not making that poem, not if you beg me all May!

Wait, why are my lines suddenly ryming
(Even if the lines don't have the right timing)
Oh no! I just realized! I've created a poem!
That's it! I've had enough... I'm going home!!!



There we go. That's Duffer poetry if I ever saw it.

[EveningStar]

There is a wee bee on a small clover blossom
The wind picks up and oh how she tossem
With a wiggle wig wiggle and a dippity dip
It is hard for that bee to continue to grip

--EveningStar

[Jood]

Very funny John..
I can't make up poems.
Oh how high
My puppy flies
High above the sky
She lands and I hug her tight
A kiss goodnight
A wonderful stuffed animal she is

[Jood]

I think I shall write some Duffer Poetry now.... You might not want to read on... it could get weird.... (Not to mention soem of my timing is off)

I was wandering through this fair forum
Trying to find a cure for some boredom
I saw this thread and knew at once
That this would keep me busy till lunch

I'm not a poet, my poems never ryme
But I decided to give it a shot one more time
I took up my keyboard, got the dust off it
And then into the chair I promptly did sit

Then I set out to write a poem for all ages
That would soon be admired by teachers and sages
They'd gasp and applaude and soon they would say
"This is the best poem that I've seen all May!"

My poem would be grand, it'd bring tears to your eyes
And then you'd read on and gasp in suprise!
You'd laugh and you'd scream, and you'd never be bored
You'd make the poem into a sticker and put it on your ford

My poem would be great, I'd win an award!
I'd get lots of money. (The money, I'd horde)
Then you'd plan a party, and have a big bash
(Using of course, my newly earned cash)

But sadly, however I said to you once
In the school of poetry, I'm but a dunce
So that great poem that I set out to make
Will never be written... so put back the cake...

Put back all the awards, the trophys and plaques
Stop planning the parties and don't put out the snacks
I'm not making that poem, not in a week, not today
I'm not making that poem, not if you beg me all May!

Wait, why are my lines suddenly ryming
(Even if the lines don't have the right timing)
Oh no! I just realized! I've created a poem!
That's it! I've had enough... I'm going home!!!



There we go. That's Duffer poetry if I ever saw it.
BRAVISSIMO!!! BRAVISSIMO!!!
I love it!!
Mabye I shouldn't have put the cake away.. :D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

This Poem is deticated to Pierre the Invisible Cat. :D


The cat was fine
the cat was there
but does this cat
have any hair?

it hisses in madness
it meows in fear
if you make him mad
he'll bite off yer ear!

You won't know he's there
until it's too late
and when the time comes
he'll seal yer fate

Pierre, Pierre
the invisible hit
we love him so
but watch where you sit!

[<(+_+)>HYPER<(+_+)>]

I already posted tis me thinks :D

Frooty Loopys

Froot Loops, they're green and red.
They're better than oatmeal, which is bad.
They are also blue and yellow.
Eat them while playing the cello.
Some are even purple!
When you're done, the milk you shall snurple!!
They're round with a hole through the middle.
They're not big, they are little
They can't fit up your nose though
Trust me, who's done it knows!
They're full of sugar that makes you hyper.
Old Froot Loops, smell like diaper.
When there's no more in the box,
I look for them in my socks.
Once I found them in a coop,
but it turned out to be bird poop.
I like to throw them at random people
when they smell like stinky dog kibble.
This has been a song by me,
so bye bye guys, WEEEEE!!!

[Machiathemarshwiggle]

Here I posted this on the Last Post Game...

I'll forever play the last post game
In hopes of winning and gaining fame
And all of you may try to beat me
But the winner's me and always will be....

[Gondorgirl]

oh dear this thread is suddenly flooded
with many poems will wel be soon mudded
but fear not
I'm not on here a lot
anymore

who says it has to rhyme

[fish_wwjd_frog]

Wow, duffer poetry arose from the dead,
with heartfelt lyrics that cause tears to shed.
I long to absorb the letters to be read,
but I think I should go to class instead!

[EveningStar]

QUITE A TURN
Or "Geographically Challenged"

One day
As I sat at the light in the intersection
I remained
In an exasperating, distressing state of perpetual perplection

Should I
Turn left or right to get to the grocery store?
My mind
Was confused and abused but to no use, it couldn't take it anymore!

And then
A pair of omens most ominous!
Light changed
And with me still parked in consternation the guy behind me started to honk and cuss!

I turned
To the left which was was the "long-cut" as I so annoyingly found...
I got there
From the other side by travelling the entire world around!

[Twilightdryadhobbit]

Well, since we have a poem for Pierre...

Jack

We named the monkey Jack,
We can lie, but that's the fact.
Why couldn't the name be Barb?
He's a boy. Well then, how 'bout Harv?
Or Jarvis?
Or Daphne?
Or Marvis 'O Jaffery,
Or Binky?
Or Bill?
Or The Small Pinky Tail?
Or Twilight the Terror?
(This list could be fairer...)
Or Peter?
Or Edmund?
Or Greeter P. Desmond?
Or Justin?
Or Dustin?
Or Cody Disgustin'?
Or Hunter?
Or Harry?
Or Great Big Red Fairy?

Or maybe I know why his name is just Jack.

Because we're pirates, we like it, so just shut yer trap.

Thankee.


The end

(I know the rhythm's off. I'm a pirate, I don't have a lot of time fer study)

[EveningStar]

THE FACES ON MOUNT RUSHMORE

The quiet of a thursday afternoon
The species in a far off blue lagoon
The tension of a trial in circuit court
The cannons in the ancient sandstone fort

Beguiling me this mass of imagery
Is cobbled into graceful poetry
Two quatrains, full of nonsense nonetheless,
Submitted here with all due humbleness

--John Burkitt

[-Forever_Young-]

whoa..

The Bandaid
Peel back the plastic
and find underneath
The pure sticky material
does not stick to your teeth.

Hold it by the ends
and lay it on your wound
Smooth it out with your finger
Otherwise, you are doomed.

:p

[Machiathemarshwiggle]

Why on earth is my computer so slow?
Can someone explain that? I want to know!

Is it because of my face? Is it because of my looks?
Or Is the computer jealous because I read books?

Do my feet smell bad? Does it think I'm just dumb?
Or maybe it's saying to itself "What a bum!"

I just don't understand it, I've been nice it it!
So why does it appear to be having slow fits?

Maybe I should be nicer... I should buy it a hat!
I should watch my weight! It thinks I'm fat!

I should shower each day before sitting beside it
I should only go near wearing clean oven mits

I will buy it a present! (Expensive of course)
I will take it riding on a black and white horse!

But even if I do all that it won't help it
The computer is slow... maybe I should melt it...





Ahhhh..... duffer poetry.... a joy for all ages....

[Per Sempre]

And now, a haiku.

I like cheese.
Dancing frog.
Regis and Kelly in my house.
Singing dragonflies.

[Per Sempre]

That was so stupid for someone of my age to write.

[theorangejello]

And now, a haiku.

I like cheese.
Dancing frog.
Regis and Kelly in my house.
Singing dragonflies.


hmm nice!!
lol..
okay
a poem *thinks*

why is time so slow
when all around everthing seems to flow
with the rhytem and beat of life.
then time becomes fast.
and doesn't last.
why is time so fast
when will it stop and last?
is time a friend or foe
does he know edgar allen poe?
Does he sleep and dream
like a child in a midsummer night.
shining bright.


THERE U GO>. it makes no sense.. and i have no idea what its about.

[Per Sempre]

Wait don't give up, it's not over yet,
It's not as far,not as far as you can ever get,
Stay with me,stay with me,
and I will sew your torn heart,
Don't forget,don't forget to do your special part.


Care for me, care for me,
Don't you see how we should be?
Don't hold back,don't hold back,
Without you, I'm always off track.

I'll protect you, I'll protect you,
Shelter you from the storm,
I'll stay with you,stay with you,
until the early morn.

[-Forever_Young-]

The Bare Cabinet

I wake up at noon cuz I’m hungry
But oh no! the cabinet’s bare
I would really like soup from a soup can
but the wretched cabinet’s bare.

If the Food Fairy came to my house
She’d say, “Let me get you Saran wrap
Saran wrap which smells of zucchini”
I would nod and then go take a nap.

So the next time you open the cabinet
Remember the sanctified Food Fairy
Close your eyes, wiggle your eyebrows
and wish for something that’s dairy.

[Dora_the_explora]

Awesome!!!

In jail they give you coffee,
in jail they give you tea,
in jail they give you everything.....
except the bloody Key!!!!

[Dora_the_explora]

Oh here's another one....

High up in the mountains,
greener grows ther grass,
Down slides the billi-goat
sliding on his...............
Don't be mistaken,
Don't be mislead,
Down came the billi-goat
sliding on his head!!!

[rosymole]

Awesome!!!

In jail they give you coffee,
in jail they give you tea,
in jail they give you everything.....
except the bloody Key!!!!

Oho! that's genius! proper cheered me up that did thanks!

on a rather gruesome note..(not really don't panic)

Mary had a little lamb,
She ate it with mint sauce
and everywhere that Mary went
The lamb went, of course!

(with apologies to The Pig for stealing that from him)

[-Forever_Young-]

well this isn't really random but...

Skandar's Coat

Skandar's coat is lovely
it's fuzzy and it's gray
He absolutely loves it and
he doesn't care what you say.

"It's cool. I look like a gangster,"
Skandar does declare.
"You look like a pregnant woman!"
Georgie says right then and there.

It seems very clear to me
Georgie doesn't understand
The significance of this fuzzy coat
which can't be left inside a van.

[Gondorgirl]

Why does everyone love Skandar
though Tumnus and peter rock and are
the best of the best
I'm sure you know the rest


all right my beat's a little off
please try to hold back and don't scoff

[fish_wwjd_frog]

Ten Little Pirates

Ten little pirates
Sailing for some time
One got drunk
And then there were nine.

Nine little pirates
Getting quite irate
One drew his cutlass
And then there were eight.

Eight little Pirates
Still Sleeping at eleven
One got sat on
And then there were seven.

Seven little Pirates
Getting very sick
One got scurvy
and then there were six.

Six little pirates
Trying to stay alive
Two tried to duel
And then there were five.

Five little pirates
Swimming toward shore
One became shark-meat
And then there were four.

Four little Pirates
in a storm at sea
One fell overboard
And then there were Three.

Three little Pirates
going cuckoo
One went hysterical
And then there were two.

Two little pirates
Gambling for fun
They played Russian Roulette
And then there was one.

One little pirate
decided he was done
He jumped ship
And then there were none.

[Twilightdryadhobbit]

Brilliant Fish! We should have that be our pirate theme song or something! :D :D

[fish_wwjd_frog]

Wow, it's been over a year
since anyone has posted here
We have so many new duffers
let's seperate the reals from the bluffers.
Post here, all ye randomanicas
about dufferhood and dragon attacks
It doesn't take much, no reason or rhyme.
Plus, it's a great way to waste some time!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

I once had a pet cookie
his name was Phil
We had some good times
until he fell ill

We had just come home
from a charity bake sale
and for some odd reason
Phil soon became pale

I ran about
not knowing what to do
I thought and thought
but nothing came to!

I ran to him quickly
I sadly was not an ilk
that's when he spoke to me:
"Get me out of this milk!"

[Miss Freckles]

How I loved to see this thread,
I really needed to hug it,
I tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and went mad
And thus I never did.

[LionEss132]

wow....wow Um..

Fish are weird,
You think
They taste like likerish.
That good enough?

[W. Cleopia]

I like cheese
Coz tis makes me happy
But no mold please
Cause it’s yucky….

[fernshirehobbit]

"of mice and lice"

once there was a little mouse,
who lived a nice life,
unfortunitly on his birthday,
he tumbled off the house.

once there was a little louse,
who lived a better life,
and on the mouse's birthday,
he gobled up the mouse.

[EveningStar]

He saw her in the misty wood
A sprightly maiden decked in silk
So lovely, that the young man sighed
And sought a better rhyme than "milk"

[Gondorgirl]

someone resurrected this thread
up to this point it was deader than dead

[EveningStar]

My love is like a stately swan
Long necked, deep honking, fed with fish
My love is like a crystal well
Toss her your cash to get your wish
My love is like a day in Spring
When pollen makes my poor nose run
When all is said, I feel the fool
I'll drop that dame and look for fun

[Lioness_Aslan]

I cannot seem to rhyme
except for maybe mine and shine.
That's it I'm bored,
I could have rather snored,
But TDL is making me sad,
Because of the threads that make me mad.

[Catherine]

Stupid poetry drives me mad,
Sad poetry makes me, umm, sad.
Happy poetry makes me, glad...
This poem is really, bad.

[Gondorgirl]

Oh me, oh my, how could this be?
ES is making better poems than me.... :D;)

[fernshirehobbit]

king of glee

there once was a king who was happy,
they called him happy the king,
he really liked to watch movies that were sappy,
and that is why he would always sing.

the end

[Gondorgirl]

or should that be "better than I?"
Oh Me, Oh My...

[fernshirehobbit]

gg is a good poetess,
in dufferland that is,
i dont know what rymes with poetess,
so the end this tis.

[Gondorgirl]

fernshirehobbit likes my rhymes
and she may be right sometimes
but right now I'm feeling a bit off
I think I'm getting a cold *cough cough*

[Lila]

Oh cheese,
My darling cheese.
I love your creamy texture
And how you sneeze.
I turn to you
When I catch the flu
You cure me, oh cheese.
You rid me of all depression
Fears, and hate
I and will always remember
How I ate
You.

[EveningStar]

THIS ONE TOOK A LOT OF GUTS TO WRITE
CAN YOU STOMACH IT? :D

Your pancreas and liver are inside
The spleen and duodenum both they hide
The stomach rests beneath the leftmost lung
And from the portal vein the heart is hung
Around it lies the pereneal sheath
Within it curls the colon like a wreath
Your brain within your cranium resides
Now aren't you glad you've hidden your insides?

[Lila]

^How do you come up with stuff like that? :p

[EveningStar]

I look deep within for inspiration. Very deep. That's where all those items are located....

As for shamelessly writing a poem about them, I can only blame my boring math teacher who gave me an hour a day to think about ANYTHING else in order to survive.

[Gondorgirl]

this poetry is getting quite disgusting
but thankfully this thread no longer needs dusting

[Catherine]

I like pie,
It makes me....cry...

[fernshirehobbit]

this is a poem,
covered in loem (sp)

[Lila]

Fernie makes me learny
the Frodo song.
She adopted me, see
And took me along.

[fernshirehobbit]

muhahahaaha,
we will eat lots of pizza,
and sing that blessed song,
lalalalalalalalla,
like this you cant go wrong!

(dont pay to much attention to the horrid ryme shceam)

[Lila]

Harry, oh Harry
I love your face.
With you I won't tarry
Or put love to waste.

:D

[fernshirehobbit]

lila, tiskity tisk,
do you not value anthything i taught you?
lila, itksity tisk,
its like you are staging a hicue!

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Ferny is dying
cuz she needs watering
And my sister forgot to turn off the sprinkler
so now Ferny is drowning! :p

[fernshirehobbit]

:(how sad:(

[Gondorgirl]

I am playing name that tune
I will be winning very soon
but presently only Machia's playing

[EveningStar]

I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a tree
But I can make no sense upon it
Is a tree a limerick or a sonnet?

[Gondorgirl]

the duffers will soon take over this thread
I think this duffering is going to their head
or should it be "heads"? My grammar is sad
or it may just be bad

[Catherine]

:(how sad:(

i laugh. Ha ha ha!

Poetry
is hard.

[fernshirehobbit]

keyboards

keyboards are meant for typing,
though some dont understand this.
some people leave them out like a fruit for rip'ning,
but i stare and say "tisk tisk".

keyboards are usefull in battle,
when fighting the urge,
to fight a herd of cattle.
i simply watch them converge.

[Spare Oomian]

Hyperness:D


Some say I've lost my mind
Others just stop and stare
But when I'm hyper I find
That life tastes rather fare.

[fernshirehobbit]

very well done, oomy

oomy
by fern

oomy is a tdler,
who is feeling rathr (mispelled for dramtic effect) hyper.
shes a girl and not a feller,
and ill protect her from those who wish to snipe her.
wow i chose words that were way to hard to rhyme to...

[Spare Oomian]

*hugs Fernie* :D I will write you a poem...but I must think of it's contents. *thinks*:D

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Glass
Frodo was put in a glass
Sauron said well but alas
Now Frodo is wet
From toes to head
But this silly beat has no bass :D

[fernshirehobbit]

lol, the last line rhymes when you read it but not when you say it lol.

frodo
a poem by an admirer

frodo, a wonderful name with a pristine sound,
like a melody ringing in my ear.
a song this sweet is hard to be found.

and yet, i listen intently to the beat of that magnificent heart,
sweet and adorable,
he appears to me like masterfully crafted thing of art.

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

It is a limerick :D Just imagine you are british :D

[fernshirehobbit]

It is a limerick :D Just imagine you are british :D

oooh! sounds exciting! *pretends*

[Spare Oomian]

Fernie and Frodo

Fernie and Frodo are two in one,
They're always together laying in the sun,
One protects the other in times of need,
They do not hold grudges to each other's greed.

They go out to play and come home at night,
They never dissagree or ever pick a fight,
Fernie and Frodo go together, are never found apart,
And Fernie comes to TDL, with Frodo in her heart.

[fernshirehobbit]

such a beatiful poem oomy! *is touched*

[EveningStar]

Well here is my hobbit poem...

A hobbit's short, indeed, 'tis so
But tall tales follow where they go

-- EveningStar

(I gratefully accept large gifts of cash from my fans.)

[fernshirehobbit]

*gifts eveningstar with cash*:D

[Lila]

Oh hippogriffs,
I love your fluffy heads
I think about you
Before bed.
Your wings stretch out like rubber bands
You reach into my soul.
I wish to ride on your back
And feed you dead ferrets, lol.

The End.

[Lady of Lorien]

*ahem* ;)

In tales of ancient Duffer lore,
Few objects shine outstanding more
Than these of which we shall now hear-
They're unforgotten...never fear!

My first and greatest thing, perhaps,
The Can shines brilliant, light made fast!
But shade your eyes lest they wax blind,
And e'en, mayhap you blind your mind!:eek:

The next of these great objects is
A smaller "can," all of Cheese Whiz;
Yet it against its Can-lord turned,
Does not befriend that shiny urn.

And so we come to nameful works-
Like Fred the Box, who in death lurks;
The Egg named Ben, in flight for life,
The Uber Turnip - she his wife?

Stan the Cookie, th'elephant,
Don't ask us why or how that went!
Dare mention Doctor Cran the Crayon-
The health inspector turned to man?

Then of some holes of black we sing,
Such holes as eat just EVERYTHING.
And last of all, of BC's knife-
Is there such sharpness else in life?

In common all have this one thing:
That NOTHING common do they bring.
A turnip, knife, a Can and cheese...
Only in Duffers', if you please!:rolleyes:

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I like a poem in honor of Duffers. :D So touching. *Is moved by it.* :p

[Lady of Lorien]

Thank you. :D

[Gondorgirl]

water balloons are loads of fun
unless you've tried to fill up one
or fill up 500 or more, oh my
I think I'd just rather stay dry

we had a water balloon fight with over three thousand water balloons. guess who was filling up a lot of those? :rolleyes:

[-~-Daisy-~-]

im so cold
im so tired
i wish summer would be fired.
i wish all places
were like the one
where i just was
it was so fun.
no one hates
and no one "cliques"
and the guys dont always
check out the chicks.
everybody is my friend
and you dont have to follow trends.

sorry people...random thoughts......

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Daisy, Daisy light n' dreamy...
dip it w/ chips it's extra creamy
Spoon it swirl it mash it savor it
put on top it'sa family favorite

dodododo do a dollop...of Daisy

Daisy goes w/ food and fun...give a dollop to EEVERRRYYYONEEEEE :D

[fernshirehobbit]

Thank you. :D

wow! i was deeply, dufferly impacted by that poem!:D

[Lady of Lorien]

wow! i was deeply, dufferly impacted by that poem!:D
I'm trying to figure out how to link it in my sig, but I'm technologically lost...:p

[Lila]

I'm trying to figure out how to link it in my sig, but I'm technologically lost...:p

Here is ze link. :p

http://www.narniafans.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1183243&postcount=114

[Lady of Lorien]

Thanks - I know how to do that, though. It's just the way people will make words that have nothing to do with the link linked so that when you click, they take you where you want to go...THAT I can't figure out.:D

[Lila]

Thanks - I know how to do that, though. It's just the way people will make words that have nothing to do with the link linked so that when you click, they take you where you want to go...THAT I can't figure out.:D

Oh, that's easy. You just type:

[url=(insert link here)]Personal Text[*/url]

Just take out that red asterisk when you do it.

[Lady of Lorien]

Thanks, I'm going to try it!:D

[Lila]

G'luck
:D

Oh, URLs are interesting
Yes, they're very fun
But also they're quite complicated
And sometimes they act dumb.
:p

[Gondorgirl]

I think I will go on this thread when I am bored
since my poetry is so bad I hope I will be ignored

[Lady of Lorien]

Ignoration you may wish for,
But I doubt it will upon you pour...

(*shudder* THAT WAS AWFUL.):D

[Gondorgirl]

well apart from the fact that I don't know if ingoration is a word it was pretty good
just use easy to understand words and we will always be understood

(I try to make all my posts rhyme however corny they end up sounding)

[lieke]

*ahem* ;)

In tales of ancient Duffer lore,
Few objects shine outstanding more
Than these of which we shall now hear-
They're unforgotten...never fear!

My first and greatest thing, perhaps,
The Can shines brilliant, light made fast!
But shade your eyes lest they wax blind,
And e'en, mayhap you blind your mind!:eek:

The next of these great objects is
A smaller "can," all of Cheese Whiz;
Yet it against its Can-lord turned,
Does not befriend that shiny urn.

And so we come to nameful works-
Like Fred the Box, who in death lurks;
The Egg named Ben, in flight for life,
The Uber Turnip - she his wife?

Stan the Cookie, th'elephant,
Don't ask us why or how that went!
Dare mention Doctor Cran the Crayon-
The health inspector turned to man?

Then of some holes of black we sing,
Such holes as eat just EVERYTHING.
And last of all, of BC's knife-
Is there such sharpness else in life?

In common all have this one thing:
That NOTHING common do they bring.
A turnip, knife, a Can and cheese...
Only in Duffers', if you please!:rolleyes:
*clap clap* Very good:D

[Lady of Lorien]

Why thank you. :D

[fernshirehobbit]

tears

slowly down my face there flows,
memories of a better forgotten past,
these thoughts of mine always shows,
that the rate time flys is fast.

once life was happier and full of bliss,
my heart appeared to dance,
and then it was over like the rush of a first kiss.
now it seems that life is lost in a trance.

my future ahead, nobody knows.
my name and time, away has been cast.
thrown in the wind, im like a near miss.
and all it seems, is because i was subdued by chance.

[fernshirehobbit]

timmy
by fern

timmy the mouse lived in alone in the world,
nobody knew he was there,
then one day he up and twirled,
and landed in publicity's snare.

[Catherine]

Once upon a time,
i found a dime.
It was in my pocket.
next to a..... rocket

[Gondorgirl]

Story Haiku
Once Upon a Time
is the way to start a tale
whether long or short

[Catherine]

I can't write poetry...
My lack of skill makes me cry...
This doesn't even rhyme.....

[Gondorgirl]

it's a haiku, it doesn't have to

it's raining hard here
and it's really dark as well
I might turn on light....

yes, I am sitting in this room not having turned on the lights

[Catherine]

it's a haiku, it doesn't have to

it's raining hard here
and it's really dark as well
I might turn on light....

yes, I am sitting in this room not having turned on the lights

It is? Didn't mean for it to be. I know that Haikus don't have to ryhme though.


Help
I'm being eaten by a piece of
kelp.

[Gondorgirl]

It is? Didn't mean for it to be. I know that Haikus don't have to ryhme though.


Help
I'm being eaten by a piece of
kelp.

well a haiku is a poem where the first line has five syllables, the second seven, the third five. I think yours had the right amount of syllables

I am listening (5)
to a very strange rock song (7)
I don't quite know why (5)

[lieke]

Duffers
Strange beings
Without a purpose
Except for causing headaches
Weird

:D

[Gondorgirl]

Duffer Haiku

I love this smiley
I think I'll name it Terry
oops that's off topic....

[Olórin the Wise]

Not really... :p

I stink at writing poetry. LoL's much better. :D

[Catherine]

I dropped a sword onto a
board.
And then I
died.

[Gondorgirl]

I am plotting tonight's party
not that I'm in charge
I think it'd be fun to play a game
or have it on a barge

oh yeah, lameness...

[Catherine]

Hello,
I like eating
Jello.
But I don't play the
Cello.

[Dernhelm]

Siiiiing of Duffers
Siiiiiiiiing of Tuuurnips and Caaaans...
Ben the Egg, and Staaaaaan
the El-eph-ant!

[Olórin the Wise]

You forgot Derny the Duffer! :D :p

[Twilightdryadhobbit]

a haiku of the duffer

What's that you say chief?
Bow to the can? Why of course!
It smells like garbage...

[Eves_Daughter_Fan]

OK, this is the perfect place for me to post my poetry, because I stink at it! Here's my terrible ode to summer

Ahem:

It's too hot.
It's so hot.
Everything is melting, even the ferrets and the car.
Thank God for air conditioning.

Thank you very much...I'll accept any type of flowers.:D

[fernshirehobbit]

of dogs and pizza
by fern

there once was a pack of dogs,
who loved to eat pizza.
when they ate, they looked liked hogs,
especially the leader of their pack- Cheetza:D

[Eves_Daughter_Fan]

Awwwwwwww, how cute.:D I'd like to meet CheetZa.

[Catherine]

I can not write poetry,
I'd rather climb a tree.

Does that count as rhyming?:rolleyes:

[Lila]

I can not write poetry,
I'd rather climb a tree.

Does that count as rhyming?:rolleyes:

Of course that counts as rhyming!
Alas!
You have no self confidence.
Alas!

[Catherine]

There once was a duffer,
who lost her pet smuffer. (it's name was jack)
she looked everywhere for jack,
but all she found was a pack,
of ice.

[Lila]

That story is sad
I weep for Jack.
Shame on the pack of ice!

[Gondorgirl]

An Ode to A Lawn Mower

On top of old clunky
all covered in gas
I lost my poor bungee
it fell off in the grass

my bungee cord snapped then
old clunky broke down
then I gave up mowing
and searched all around

I searched for my bungee
all into the night
but my poor old bungee
was nowhere in sight

[Catherine]

Poor bungee!

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

There once was a duffer named named Reep
Who never once thought to weep
One man made her mad
And that poor young lad
Was shoved off a cliff that was steep. :D

[Catherine]

there once was a cat,
whose name sadly was that.
That was very sad,
cause she had just lost her....um,dad...

[Rhyanidd]

There once was a duffer named named Reep
Who never once thought to weep
One man made her mad
And that poor young lad
Was shoved off a cliff that was steep. :D

Haha! I love it, Chels!

[Gondorgirl]

Poor bungee!

thankfully enough the bungee did not actually break. however Old clunky is an actual lawn mower. I have to use a bungee cord on it to make it not get clogged up and periodically the bungee will come off.

[Catherine]

thankfully enough the bungee did not actually break. however Old clunky is an actual lawn mower. I have to use a bungee cord on it to make it not get clogged up and periodically the bungee will come off.

oh.

There once was a lawn mower named
clunky,
who was no better at cutting grass than a
monkey.
He used a bungee cord, and the cord got very bored,
so he ran away.

[Gondorgirl]

ha ha, that's great :D

[Lioness_Aslan]

Oh my! What have I done?
It seems like number 2 has turned into one.

Yayyy :D :p

[EveningStar]

ODE TO AN ORANGE

If I were a round, ripe orange
I'd think of a rhyme for orange
But there isn't a rhyme for orange
Which is why I'd not be an orange

ODE TO A TOAD

The warty toad always says "ribbit"
Without notes, he just has to ad lib it

--ES

[Catherine]

ha ha, that's great :D

Why thank-you!

The fate of the Bungee Cord.

So the bungee ran away,
But first it had something to say:
I've been attached to a lawn mower everyday,
so now i am running away.

[fernshirehobbit]

coffee cups
by: fern

something to hold my drink,
sometimes to help me think,
somethings one cant go without,
sometimes one thinks hes stout.

my coffee cup always understands,
always cares,
always knows,
how to make my day.

just a cup (or maby two),
of his hot beverage calms my nerves

[Catherine]

The Fate of the Bungee 2

So the bungee ran to New York,
where it made friends with a cork.
But the cork was mean,
which bungeehad soon seen.
So he ran to Chicago, where he
met a....
TO BE CONTINUED. (when i think of something that rhymes with chicago)

[fernshirehobbit]

ooh! catherin, the suspence is getting to me lol:D

[Catherine]

The Fate of the Bungee 2

So the bungee ran to New York,
where it made friends with a cork.
But the cork was mean,
which bungeehad soon seen.
So he ran to Chicago, where he
met a....
TO BE CONTINUED. (when i think of something that rhymes with chicago)

The fate of the bungee cord: continued;part 3 (I think)

Conbogo. but the Conbogo wasn't real,
so the bungee made friends with the peel,
of an orange.
The peel and the bungee took a plane to hollywood,
Where they found out they could
drive.

[fernshirehobbit]

friendship
by: ferny

when all things seem to fall,
cascading down to the deepest of the depths,
dont cover yourself with humilities shaul.

when you feel so desperate,
so completely lost and alone in this world,
no that hopelessness is not meant to be your fate.

When it seems that there is known on whom you can depend,
dont forget about me,
God has given you a friend.

[Catherine]

That's really good fernie! *claps hands*

[Protagonist]

So I was walking down the street like I was 1337, when this man walked up to me. So I said "asdasASdasasd"

[FallOutGirl]

there once was a man named fondue who lived in peru and woke one night with such a fright to find that his dog has eaten his poo

wow it sounds like that poem on spongebob lol

[TheHermit]

I find this thread to be funny
we'll have to preserve it like honey
we'll put them away
for a year and a day
and won't take them out till its sunny

[Catherine]

There once was a duffer named Cat,
who had a very awesome aht.
And everyone was jealous,
so she gave them chocolate

[fernshirehobbit]

butterflys are paintings that fly.
when one spots them, one sees a masterpiece.
if this ever happens to be you, emit a large "sigh".
this will cause the painting's flying to never ceise.

[fernshirehobbit]

Melodies
by fern


there is a sound in the distance,
some never hear its melody.
there is a song beside me,
some never notice its even there.
within us all, the music lives on,
singing its beautiful, untamed sonnet.

[fernshirehobbit]

i think im the only one who enjoys this thread! lol:D

[lieke]

there once was a man named fondue who lived in peru and woke one night with such a fright to find that his dog has eaten his poo

wow it sounds like that poem on spongebob lol
My thoughts exactly:D

[Catherine]

A duffer named Cat: The sequel

So cat gave them chocolate, but guess what? they still wanted her hat!!! So what was she to do? her only choice was to give them a zoo.
But the duffers did what duffers do, and all the animals got out, so then they ran away and were never seen again, and then
the duffers still wanted her hat.

[theorangejello]

Sick
I'm sick and tired
my dad just got fired.
we're living a shack
with a monster named Jack
Having fish and chip
with lots and lots of dip.
Along came some duffers
with some fluffers.
They threw a party
and it was quite hearty!
Some went down
and some went around.
But i'm still sick
and tired

[Catherine]

*wants some fish and chips and dip*

[fernshirehobbit]

there is a little flat child,
who once had a pony,
but his dreams were anything but mild,
when he found out that it was a phoney!

[Catherine]

^ *claps* lol

The third sequel to "A duffer named Cat"

so they STill wanted her hat, so she did the only thing she could.
She ran away to Timbuktu. Where evry1 lovd her hat, so they made her Queen, and then she had enough money to buy ALL the duffers cool hats, and then
all the duffers loved cat.

[Midnight Rider]

Duct Tape, Duct Tape;
‘tis a gift to mankind,
You can always use it,
When you are in a bind.

Some people like it,
Whilst others do not,
But glorious Duct Tape,
Should be used a lot.

One can use Duct Tape,
For show or for fun,
On time or quite late,
Alone or with everyone.

Duct Tape I love,
Especially colored,
A gift from above,
It is to be honored.

[fernshirehobbit]

flowers
by: fernie

God planted a garden and in it placed,
the glory of the morning bright,
every bud perfectly spaced,
so to shine in the morning light,
and anounce the splendor of their King,
and of beauty to always sing,
forever and ever more.

God planted a garden and in it placed,
the flower.

[fernshirehobbit]

flowers
by: fernie

God planted a garden and in it placed,
the glory of the morning bright,
every bud perfectly spaced,
so to shine in the morning light,
and anounce the splendor of their King,
and of beauty to always sing,
forever and ever more.

God planted a garden and in it placed,
the flower.


lol im starting to think of this less and less like duffer poetry. i think im going to make it longer some time soon lol

[Miss Freckles]

aaaw this thread is such a blessing (thanks fern)

okay wuickly think of something dufferish susi...

derny is the duffer queen
there's no denying it
though she still makes a scene
i bet five quid

that one day in spring
she will be so lucky
as to see what a marvellous thing
it is to worship the duckie

and the duct tape and can
and fred the box
dern, please be a fan
or we'll continue with the electro shocks.

:rolleyes:

[NarnianofGryffindor]

Made up right now :p

I'm very happy to day
To see the green ray
That comes out of the screen
All bright and Green
This is TDL
That I like well
Where I can look
And not be a crook
My poem is done
I've gotta run
Plus this is stupid
And I'm running out of rhymes.


:D

[Miss Freckles]

Made up right now :p

I'm very happy to day
To see the green ray
That comes out of the screen
All bright and Green
This is TDL
That I like well
Where I can look
And not be a crook
My poem is done
I've gotta run
Plus this is stupid
And I'm running out of rhymes.


:D


*chants* duffer, duffer... *points and runs*

[fernshirehobbit]

wow josh, that was marvelous:eek:

yeah! now i can post again in this thread without the fear of multi-multi posting. :D tomorrow i must make up a poem

[Miss Freckles]

you must. *gives ferny opportunity to post it*

[fernshirehobbit]

*thinks* ok


poem (one of my worser works lol);)
by: fernie

Tdl is a wonderful place,
a place i oft go daily.
The members tend to be a little crazy,
but at least they're nice (for the most part).
I made this poem off the top of my mind,
so dont be scared if the rhyme scheam (ahem, sp) is hazy.

the end

[Miss Freckles]

oh, it's supposed to rhyme... *lightbulb lights up* :p

[fernshirehobbit]

no not really. only two of the lines rhyme lol

[Miss Freckles]

a herd of hippos with red socks
stomp over fred the box.
fred the box is now recycled
and find something to rhyme with that...

[FaunFan01]

"And I stole his motorcycle" ? :p

Here's a poem I wrote in a random mood:

The Day That I Died

I was once thrown off a plane
For acting like that dude John Wayne
I pondered twice as I fell through the air
"How could anyone comb their hair?"
I landed on the ground far below with a thump
Then rubbed my head, which had acquired a bump.
I jumped to my feet when I thought of cheese
And then I just randomly fell to my knees
And I whined pitifully "Please God please
Be kind to give me some cheese?"
When out of the ground came cheese with wings
[Very different from any sort of normal things]
I grabbed a lamp, flicked it off,
Fell in a hole and let out a cough.
Into a two inch puddle I rolled
While the bell in my watch loudly tolled.
I lay there and drowned my poor little self
Dusted a penny and put it on a shelf.
I died that day, in a puddle I drowned
Laying, just laying, upon the ground.

[ChildOfAslan7]

haha! that was extremely entertaining!

here's mine.
it's a terzanelle and very cheesy but contains some fun words.

SPRING FLING

The sparrows are out all cute and fubsy
With the squirrels following their happy song.
Wake up! There's no time to waste, you lazy bubsy.

All the woodland creatures are out to dance the fling-flong
While the cooing doves honor this grand festivity
With the squirrels following their happy song.

Everyone is celebrating their mortality
And all is well in this fantastical country
While the cooing doves honor this grand festivity.

Snow White is hanging wet laundry
While the dwarves reduce the mine of its gems
And all is well in this fantastical country.

The flowers stretch their elegant stems
To receive the warm touch of Spring
While the dwarves reduce the mine of its gems.

No sorrow, no pain to hebetate this fling
All of Nature's children joyfully emerge
To receive the warm touch of Spring.
Wake up! There's no time to waste, you lazy bubsy!

[Miss Freckles]

"And I stole his motorcycle" ? :p

Here's a poem I wrote in a random mood:

The Day That I Died

I was once thrown off a plane
For acting like that dude John Wayne
I pondered twice as I fell through the air
"How could anyone comb their hair?"
I landed on the ground far below with a thump
Then rubbed my head, which had acquired a bump.
I jumped to my feet when I thought of cheese
And then I just randomly fell to my knees
And I whined pitifully "Please God please
Be kind to give me some cheese?"
When out of the ground came cheese with wings
[Very different from any sort of normal things]
I grabbed a lamp, flicked it off,
Fell in a hole and let out a cough.
Into a two inch puddle I rolled
While the bell in my watch loudly tolled.
I lay there and drowned my poor little self
Dusted a penny and put it on a shelf.
I died that day, in a puddle I drowned
Laying, just laying, upon the ground.

:eek::eek::eek: THAT'S GENiUS!!!!!!!! NO KiDDiN!!!!! FiNEST DUFFER POEM i'VE EVER SEEN!!!! *faints*

[Miss Freckles]

the asylum, the asylum,
on a lonely island.
the insane, the insane,
go down the drain.

the box, the box,
rox my sox, my sox.
the box, the box,
goes to the dogs.

the can, the can,
the button of the ban.
the can, the can,
has a plan, a plan.

the duck, the duck,
drank from my mug.
the duck, the duck,
oh yuck yuck yuck.

the egg, the egg,
THE CAN iS APPROACHiNG QUiCK HiiiiiiiiiiiiiDE!!!!

[NarnianofGryffindor]

"And I stole his motorcycle" ? :p

Here's a poem I wrote in a random mood:

The Day That I Died

I was once thrown off a plane
For acting like that dude John Wayne
I pondered twice as I fell through the air
"How could anyone comb their hair?"
I landed on the ground far below with a thump
Then rubbed my head, which had acquired a bump.
I jumped to my feet when I thought of cheese
And then I just randomly fell to my knees
And I whined pitifully "Please God please
Be kind to give me some cheese?"
When out of the ground came cheese with wings
[Very different from any sort of normal things]
I grabbed a lamp, flicked it off,
Fell in a hole and let out a cough.
Into a two inch puddle I rolled
While the bell in my watch loudly tolled.
I lay there and drowned my poor little self
Dusted a penny and put it on a shelf.
I died that day, in a puddle I drowned
Laying, just laying, upon the ground.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome poem!!!!!! :p

[Final Dreamer]

I wrote this one when I was like seven..never gave it a title..it's really silly but:

Owls live in barns..
Owls live in heaven...
Do owls eat bread thats unleaven?

[fernshirehobbit]

"And I stole his motorcycle" ? :p

Here's a poem I wrote in a random mood:

The Day That I Died

I was once thrown off a plane
For acting like that dude John Wayne
I pondered twice as I fell through the air
"How could anyone comb their hair?"
I landed on the ground far below with a thump
Then rubbed my head, which had acquired a bump.
I jumped to my feet when I thought of cheese
And then I just randomly fell to my knees
And I whined pitifully "Please God please
Be kind to give me some cheese?"
When out of the ground came cheese with wings
[Very different from any sort of normal things]
I grabbed a lamp, flicked it off,
Fell in a hole and let out a cough.
Into a two inch puddle I rolled
While the bell in my watch loudly tolled.
I lay there and drowned my poor little self
Dusted a penny and put it on a shelf.
I died that day, in a puddle I drowned
Laying, just laying, upon the ground.

very impressive!

[fernshirehobbit]

the iron gate
by: ferny

in our living room, stands an iron gate.
its original purpose was to keep children safe, from burning themselves in the fire.
when we bought it, we put it in the entrence way to the hallway so that the dogs wouldnt go there.
sometimes, i trip over it when it is late.
i will be walking down the hallway and forget that it is there and find myself bleeding because i have stabbed myself on its spire.
sometimes i think that, since i am the only one who has such problem with the gate, that life is simlpy not fare.

[Smaug]

i like pizza,
i like cheese,
pizza hut,pizza hut deliver please!:cool:

[FaunFan01]

I wrote this poem when I was trying to think of something entirely different. This one makes more sense than "The Day That I Died" [what DOESN'T make more sense?], but it's cool anyways.

The Panic Poem
Somehow I don't know what to write
Something nice, something right ....
Shall I write about a sunset?
About a long-lost love?
Shall I write about a gift I recieved from above?
None of those seems good enough
Maybe I should drop the rhyming stuff
But no, if I did, I wouldn't feel right.
Oh God, please tell me, what should I write?
Words get mixed up in my head
But I wonder, is there something to dread?
If I get nervous and throw a fit
I'll have to make sure I'm not out of it
Oh wait, everything looks so hazy
My God! I really did go crazy!!

[littlethings]

i used to be that girl you'd see in the movies.
riding in that sports car, drinking a smoothie.
horses would scare me, and i hated that country.
and that one cowboy and the way he'd annoy me.
but you see, i've thrown out that pearl, and look at me now, i'm a cowgirl.
now i'm that cowgirl, the kind you read about in books.
next year in april, i'm buying that chevy truck.
horse ridings a joy, and i listen to country
and someday, i swear, i'll marry that cowboy.

[Eärendil the Mariner]

There is a lake
With sandy beaches
Where we were all, eating Peaches
When Ferny said: "look! Leaches!
Josh Cried: "Save the Peaches!"

When all of a sudden
There appeared a man
Who held a moth in his hand
He let it fly
& off it went, Scaring leaches
And so he saved the Peaches!

(yeah, crappy I know....:D)

[Miss Freckles]

*claü clap* no, it's extraordinary! dufferish! excellent!

here is one i made just now...

THE REGRETTABLE FATE OF MiSS SUMMER AND HER MiRROR AND HER BAG AND AN iNNOCENT PLUMBER

one sunny morning the plumber
knocked on the door of miss summer
she was still in bed
and mad
because the plumber had woken her up
so she beat him with a tea cup
then she changed her mind
and decided to be kind
she went all red
and flushed him down the toilet

then she stepped out of the door
just like the day before
but today there was a wall
but that wasn't all.
there was a big ad in front of the house
it said "are you as grey as a mouse?
are you as big and square as a box?
is your nose as long as your socks?
then the case is clear:
your mother was an elephant, my dear!"

miss summer went all grey - ack
and searched for her mirror in her bag
indeed, her face so grey, so square
that was too much for her to bear
she would have died of shock there and then
but suddenly next to her a man
appeared, so small and green
with his bald head so clean.
he said "i am from another star
harhar.
i have come to kidnap miss summer,
it has to with her mamma."
he dragged the unconscious half-elephant
to his ufo parked on private land.

and nobody ever found out after that
why miss summer had been so grey and fat...

[Eärendil the Mariner]

*claü clap* no, it's extraordinary! dufferish! excellent!

here is one i made just now...

THE REGRETTABLE FATE OF MiSS SUMMER AND HER MiRROR AND HER BAG AND AN iNNOCENT PLUMBER

one sunny morning the plumber
knocked on the door of miss summer
she was still in bed
and mad
because the plumber had woken her up
so she beat him with a tea cup
then she changed her mind
and decided to be kind
she went all red
and flushed him down the toilet

then she stepped out of the door
just like the day before
but today there was a wall
but that wasn't all.
there was a big ad in front of the house
it said "are you as grey as a mouse?
are you as big and square as a box?
is your nose as long as your socks?
then the case is clear:
your mother was an elephant, my dear!"

miss summer went all grey - ack
and searched for her mirror in her bag
indeed, her face so grey, so square
that was too much for her to bear
she would have died of shock there and then
but suddenly next to her a man
appeared, so small and green
with his bald head so clean.
he said "i am from another star
harhar.
i have come to kidnap miss summer,
it has to with her mamma."
he dragged the unconscious half-elephant
to his ufo parked on private land.

and nobody ever found out after that
why miss summer had been so grey and fat...
Thats great! :D

*thinks*
One summer evening
there was a boy
who ate a fish named Coy
But the fish had a Dad
Who got extremely MAD
He bit the boy & made him cry
Until he felt he'd DIE
Then the boy, wounded but glad
headed home & ate the DAD :eek:

[Miss Freckles]

Thats great! :D

*thinks*
One summer evening
there was a boy
who ate a fish named Coy
But the fish had a Dad
Who got extremely MAD
He bit the boy & made him cry
Until he felt he'd DIE
Then the boy, wounded but glad
headed home & ate the DAD :eek:

mmm i like fish :rolleyes:

[fernshirehobbit]

very well done, kevin!:D

[DaughterofRamandu]

This is my brother's:

Off with her head
Marie is now dead (Antoinette)

Rather crude isn't it?

[Miss Freckles]

This is my brother's:

Off with her head
Marie is now dead (Antoinette)

Rather crude isn't it?

short and to the point. just like a guillotine...:rolleyes:

[Eärendil the Mariner]

There once was a frog
That lived in a bog
With a cat & a dog

They fought all the time
& in the end
The dog ate the cat & gave a big grin

But the Frog (who was good friends with the cat)
Found the dog & hit him with a bat
The dog died, & so the frog was left alone
doing nothing in the bog, his home

[EveningStar]

There once lived a man of the sea
Whose beard was the bright red of fire
He sat at the old King's right knee
And strummed ancient tunes on his.

[DaughterofRamandu]

hahahaha. (sarcastic)

That was on purpose right?