What Do The Mods Do When They're Bored?

[holyboy]

This is the perfect thread for all of you Duffers out there. All you have to do is post any answer to the question "What do you think the mods do when they are bored?"

The goal is to be funny, random, and different with your answers. This is not a serious thread, so don't be serious!

I shall start (and I am in the know how)

The mods lock old threads, just to make themselves feel high and mighty

[Wills_dream_Gf]

Delete everyone's banner for fun! just to make them mad

[Jordo]

take off the post counts to aggravate people who post alot :D :p

[inkspot]

Mods are never bored. They have too many inner resources.

And also they play "alchemy" at pop-cap games.

[QA48]

after several failed attempts, keep on working on a special machine that will get them to narnia

[Dernhelm]

Have lightsaber battles! :p

[mrstumnus99]

Write rymes about Narnia that they plan on rapping on their up comming Album "We Are the MODS of the Lawn"

[MrBeaver]

Buy Will's sword off black market and kill the next tall woman wearing white they see. :D

[mrstumnus99]

Eat Bananas while climming a apple tree

[.:Maggi:.]

Well I kinda don't know what a Mod is so if anyone could tell me it would be appreciated, and I bet the Mods sit back and laugh at people like me who don't know who they are.

[ElectricJello]

Well I kinda don't know what a Mod is so if anyone could tell me it would be appreciated, and I bet the Mods sit back and laugh at people like me who don't know who they are.

A MOD is short for Moderator, they make sure that people follow the rules. On some other forums *caughCoS* the MODs like to close threads when there is nothing wrong with them! I think that MODs laugh at people like me who can't spell.

[.:Maggi:.]

Thanx now I get it, but now that I see it seems kinda obvious

[mrstumnus99]

Mods also like to take their little Blue Ducky named Pepe on walks.

[onlymystory]

i thought they took the yellow ducky JuJu out for walks on thursdays. Pepe gets to go for a swim on Tuesdays. Poor JuJu. No swims.

[EveningStar]

Things moderators do. I should know...I am one.

First off, there is no server. Our life force is the chalice in which all messages, polls and yes, even emoticons are stored.

Second, we like to audit all existing threads to see if their existance is justified. We take the number of letter "G"s in each post and divide it by the number of "J"s. The resulting GEEJAY ratio is 49.3 percent of the score. The remaining 62 percent of the score is determined by dividing the number of "and"s by the number of "yes"s which yields the ANDYES ratio. In other words, we can be bribed with money.

[onlymystory]

mods accept all manner of bribes particularly in the form of crescents and minins. they particularly love monopoly money but regretfully have no use for things such as dollars, pounds, and euros. Galleons are especially prefered.

[Tweetsie]

Listen to the one eyed one horned flying purpel people eater song... "It was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater oen eyed one horned flying purple people eater sure looked strange to me.."

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

the mods dress up in camo or black outfits, put on black face paint, grab spy gear and run round, having a part-time job as amateur spies :D . I think i've seen a few sneaking round about Mr.McClure's garden, but they were just taking pics of the tomatoes and putting bugs(Not REAL bugs) on the other veggies...although tomatoes are a fruit. They probably also build very large trebuchets and besiege the gummybear castle, chucking huge stale marshmallows and pumpkins @ it's gingerbread walls, reinforced w/ royal icing and jellly beans! if they are successful they raid the gummybears' secret candy treasure, and take the gummybears as well, after disarming their candy cane swords.
I think a few happen to forge rings of power and sell them to elves, dwarves, and Mr.McClure. :D

[Aslan the Wise one]

They try to make the other members a living hell and Pm them too will at lest a few but i'm not going to name names!. :mad: :D :eek:

[mrstumnus99]

i thought they took the yellow ducky JuJu out for walks on thursdays. Pepe gets to go for a swim on Tuesdays. Poor JuJu. No swims.

lol! Of course how could I forget!

Hey Mods hows the rap album comming?

[CSLewisFan]

We have secret, secret, secret, talks and meeting. (They are very top secret :p)

-Austin

[Jordo]

the mods walk around in shiny yellow suits with big sunglasses while drinking pink lemonade while watching Sesame Street.

[Morgrim]

the mods walk around in shiny yellow suits with big sunglasses while drinking pink lemonade while watching Sesame Street.
Dont 4 get matching hats!!!

[Jordo]

Dont 4 get matching hats!!!


oh yea!!! and they walk around in purple hats with red bouncy balls taped on!

[Morgrim]

oh yea!!! and they walk around in purple hats with red bouncy balls taped on!

C! i told evry1 bout the hats!

[holyboy]

We have secret, secret, secret, talks and meeting. (They are very top secret :p)

(PST! Your not suppose to tell them that! We must make these talks top secret!)

And if your wondering, the mods go to Specter's house for these top secret meetings. Lots of pizza. Little chocolate. :D

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

When the mods are bored, they have tea with Mr. Tumnus, and eggplant ice cream and cheeze whiz. (Now you have to go find all the threads that have those three things in them!)

[the Large Voice]

When the mods are bored, they get the biggest refrigerator boxes they can find, and hide in them...then when any unsuspecting poster comes along, the mods JUMP OUT and demand all of our peanuts!:D

[ElectricJello]

We have secret, secret, secret, talks and meeting. (They are very top secret :p)

-Austin

Wow! I wish I knew that you had secret meetings! Too bad I can't know that. ;)

[yoshi71089]

I think the MODs go around all day clicking on people's "visit so-and-so's homepage!" leaving them random comments, pretending to be stalkers, and making loud noises in their sleep!

[onlymystory]

no chocolate!!!! how can the mods expect to do anything useful without chocolate? oh wait, I just answered my question.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

They probably round up the loose duffers, and crazy glue some of them to objects :D

[holyboy]

They probably round up the loose duffers, and crazy glue some of them to objects :D

Hey...good idea!! Heh heh heh heh...

[ElectricJello]

Write rymes about Narnia that they plan on rapping on their up comming Album "We Are the MODS of the Lawn"
I can't wait for that one to come out!! :p
I'll bet they move threads back and forth to different areas, just because it is fun to see it appear and dissappear there, back, there, back....

[Moneypuds]

Hm. Mods like to go to the ghetto to fight each other with ridicuously long pool noodles. I also suppose they like prancing around dressed as crossdressers. ;)

[glamel]

probably sneaking in everyone's private message, :p (j/k)

oh well, maybe they were planning to attack Iraq and USA :p
(ithis makes me think what the earth will be like with these mods as rulers??) :eek:

........what a nightmare!!!!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

they probably wait till certain members are asleep, then paint their fingers and toenails a bright neon pink :eek:

[tgraveline]

I basically just freak out people. When bored? hmm, its more like when i have a chance to sleep i enter a new dimension where time and space has zero properties and I roam around pulling pranks much like puck from a midsummer nights dream.

tg

[glamel]

mods?
i think they are planning some strategy on how to kill HB and fred..
or maybe, thinking how they can wrap Skandar in a box and give it to rogue
or maybe they are planning to adopt a monkey for monkeh
or planning again to dye rosy's hair into red, since she is into the red side

or maybe they are planning how to make a bomb.
or maybe they are washing clothes, cook food, ironing the clothes, watering the plants,
washing the dishes, giving a good massage etc. etc. etc.:D

[Spare Oom]

Mods? I think they get into skirmishes with Rockers :D !

[the Large Voice]

Carefull what you say: The mods are storing all of these ideas for future use!!:eek::D

[furcoats]

they create a thread titles "what do mods do when they're bored" in order to get ideas of what to do when they're bored

[holyboy]

Carefull what you say: The mods are storing all of these ideas for future use!!:eek::D

Dang! They've figured out my plan. Now what will I do for fun? :D

[the Large Voice]

Dang! They've figured out my plan. Now what will I do for fun? :D
Ohhh, I'm sure you'll think of something.;)

[holyboy]

Ohhh, I'm sure you'll think of something.;)

Ya, your probably right. But now I actually have to think...who likes to think?

[tgraveline]

*raises hand* I sometimes do. Though it hurts when it I do that for more than a few seconds though.

tg

[rosymole]

Oh..enough with all this thinking already..I'm almost over come with the smell of burning!

What do I do when I'm bored...plot...stare..grind teeth...the usual...

[Jordo]

they play with barbies in the pool outside, pretending to be mermaids and singing songs they made up

[tgraveline]

Hey, did you set up a webcam in my backyard? If so, i hope you can't see me in the pool at night, ha ha.

tg

[furcoats]

they practice creating and locking threads to see if they can do it under 30 seconds

[rosymole]

we do..and we can!

TG's got a pool?? Can we have the mod meetings there instead of Pauls house? pizza is good, but a pool's better!

[Jordo]

we do..and we can!

TG's got a pool?? Can we have the mod meetings there instead of Pauls house? pizza is good, but a pool's better!




*gets hidden cameras ready* HAHAHA and the new ones have night vision!!! :D

[rosymole]

oh heck..hide the barbies Tim!

I hope this doesn't mean that my secret love of Dolly Parton has been revelaed? but..i don't care..she's great!

[Jordo]

oh heck..hide the barbies Tim!

I hope this doesn't mean that my secret love of Dolly Parton has been revelaed? but..i don't care..she's great!



*ROFL* yes, i believe i got that...*checks* *ROFL* MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *sells footage on NF*

[onlymystory]

now, that you've let us know about the pool, we're all going to come crash the meeting with giant skandarnite banners and willianite flags. Ya'll have really got to keep your secrets better. ;-)

[Fyrestorm]

Hahaha i sahll e carrying a homemade Skandar barrier with Chloe, and we shall have fun in your pool then eat all your food.

[rosymole]

Never a moments peace around heer! runaway runaway!! before they ask for the post counts to be turned back on! Everyone back to the castle..*runs*

[holyboy]

OH NO! THEY HAVE SPOTTED ME! THEY THINK I HAVE BETRAYED THEM BY BECOMING A MOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo:D

[Jordo]

YES!!!!! wait no...never mind...i dont remember anymore... :p they make up lots of inside jokes that are supposed to be secret...and hidden...

[Dernhelm]

When they're bored...they become duffers! (Unless they already are... :p)

[Gryphon]

no way, they kick off random people random people from the forum and make weird noises.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

They run round w/ gaggles of stormtroopers and try to conquer other planets... :D

[rosymole]

They run round w/ gaggles of stormtroopers and try to conquer other planets... :D

That is one of my fave pass times i must admit..that and staging silent coups

[~EdmundsQueen~]

The mods are never bored! They're robots who are programmed to never have nothing to do. Specter invented them to potrol the forum to make sure nothing bad happens. if everything is going smothly then they hack into our computer and secretly write something offensive pretending to be us. so we get in trouble and they have to sort it out! So they never get bored! hahahahahahaha i cant believe i just wrote that! :P

[holyboy]

The mods are never bored! They're robots who are programmed to never have nothing to do. Specter invented them to potrol the forum to make sure nothing bad happens. if everything is going smothly then they hack into our computer and secretly write something offensive pretending to be us. so we get in trouble and they have to sort it out! So they never get bored! hahahahahahaha i cant believe i just wrote that! :P

Oh, you can only dream....

[~EdmundsQueen~]

i have a very creative imagination!

[CSLewisFan]

They run round w/ gaggles of stormtroopers and try to conquer other planets... :D

And their leader, Austin, gets a blue lightsaber :D

-Austin

[SOS~]

Get on people for no reason!

[Rhyanidd]

I think that the Mods when bored go to peoples houses and take things (the cows bottle) outside and leave them there all night, so that in the morning when I have to feed the animals I have to go outside first and get the bottle,and get rid of the frost on it!!!!ahhh!!!

also they delete posts that people have posted so that nobody ever gets ahead of them on the posting and so that if you want to find a thread but you dont remember the name of the thread or where it was, but you rememberd what you posted, you cant find it!!!arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[~EdmundsQueen~]

im way ahead of some mods! i have like 2200 and somfin!

[~Rogue~]

im way ahead of some mods! i have like 2200 and somfin!

Dream on! I'm still ahead of you honey!

[holyboy]

im way ahead of some mods! i have like 2200 and somfin!

You have four of the mod's post count to beat. And good luck with Inkspot. She's at 3477.

By remember, its not the amount of posts, its how good your content is

*wink**wink**nudge**nudge*

[~Rogue~]

You have four of the mod's post count to beat. And good luck with Inkspot. She's at 3477.

By remember, its not the amount of posts, its how good your content is

*wink**wink**nudge**nudge*

Is there a table that shows the mod's post count anywhere?

[holyboy]

Is there a table that shows the mod's post count anywhere?

Unfortunatly, no. But that's on my to-do list. You, my friend, will learn more soon.

[DeplorableWord]

When the mods are bored, they get to work on their "to-do lists," of coures, like holyboy... maybe when holyboy is bored he goes into church to try to become more holy... 'cause thus far, he needs help... *wink, wink* :)

[Moneypuds]

I already posted here but...eh. I'm bored. :) When the mods are bored they spin on their wheely computer chair and go WHEEEEEE!!!. When someone catches them in the act they claim they were only looking for a lost contact.

They grow muffin trees. And gets to shoot anybody who tries to steal a muffin off of the muffin tree with a BB gun. When they are especially angry, they use paintball guns.

[~EdmundsQueen~]

Dream on! I'm still ahead of you honey!


hahahaha not anymore! im beating you! but thats coz im home all day but still im beating you! lol did that come out mean? :o

[EveningStar]

When I'm bored I look for some mere mortal to smite. <looks about> Yey you...yeah, I'm talking to YOU........come here..... :D

[~EdmundsQueen~]

hahahahaha what does smite mean?

[EveningStar]

<chakal holds out his paws and blasts you with a bolt of lightning, then blows his fingertips> Consider yourself smitten. :cool:

When my wrath is stirred up, I become rather creative in expressing it. I seek to be what the love child of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow and Sandra Day O'Connor would be...POETIC JUSTICE.

[~EdmundsQueen~]

did you just kill me???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! thats just great! in the meeting hall thread ive been knocked uncoinsious (sp) and here ive been blown up by a mod! im not having a very good day!

[EveningStar]

You aren't dead. Well, you were for a moment, but someone performed brought their Resurect-o-matic (available for $19.95 plus shipping and handling) and while they were bringing you back from the dead, they were using the Amazing Dice-o-meal (included absolutely free) to turn the herbs of restoration into an appealing frosty drink your whole family will enjoy. Operators are standing by so call NOW!

[ElectricJello]

They have wild dance partys and they don't invite us!

[~EdmundsQueen~]

hahahahahahahaha that made me laff! yay im alive again!! woohoo! lol :P

[~EdmundsQueen~]

They have wild dance partys and they don't invite us!


o yer when i could see the mods section i saw a thread called parties! and they were partying and it was mods only! none of us normal members were invited! lol jk!

[EveningStar]

Those were TUPPERWARE parties, and if you want to place an order, just PM me. One dearly departed mod ordered a Tupperware casket for the sad approaching day of his demise. And I remember reading his eulogy and putting a rose on his chest, then closing the lid and burping one corner to seal in freshness. :D

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Sick, Magister. You're just sick.

[the Large Voice]

Those were TUPPERWARE parties, and if you want to place an order, just PM me. One dearly departed mod ordered a Tupperware casket for the sad approaching day of his demise. And I remember reading his eulogy and putting a rose on his chest, then closing the lid and burping one corner to seal in freshness. :D

Tupperware caskets...now that's a scary thought!:eek: :p

[CSLewisFan]

Those were TUPPERWARE parties, and if you want to place an order, just PM me. One dearly departed mod ordered a Tupperware casket for the sad approaching day of his demise. And I remember reading his eulogy and putting a rose on his chest, then closing the lid and burping one corner to seal in freshness. :D


Ahhh, but did you see the new and improved Double Seal Vacuum design?
Just think how long the freshness could last....

It's time for another Tupperware party.... All Mods invited :D

-Austin

[onlymystory]

you guys have to stop the tupperware parties, i think its taken me 10 minutes to type this i keep laughing so hard.

[~EdmundsQueen~]

thats given me an idea! we should have a giant party on the forum! you mods came be the hosts and we could make a thread about it in duffers and you could pm invites and we could have a big virtual party! i did this on another forum for xmas and it was really good! what you fink?!

o and what is tupperware??????????

[onlymystory]

normal tupperware is a plastic container often used to store leftover food.
with the mods, it appears to be a place to store dead, psychotic creators of bad puns. or maybe just a place to store duffers in general.

[~EdmundsQueen~]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo why cant you just call them tubs or containers!? its much easier.

Do you think Mods are evil? they could be evil aliens!!!!!!!!!!! they are going to experiment on us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o no!!!!!!!!!! haahahahaha can you tell that im bored?

[pretty_in_pink]

yeah i can chloe
i have started reading random threads lol

im not sure what mods do when their bored.......

[~EdmundsQueen~]

i reckon they................................... do exactly the same as us! they play i spy (secretly) or they search random threads. that means they are the same as us, they arent better! hahaha or they daydream about being a skandarnite coz we know they all want to join us! lol

[onlymystory]

well, tupperware is a specific brand too.

mods are just wierd. end of story

[~EdmundsQueen~]

yer no one knows what they get up to when they arent moving or closing our threads! and frankly i dont wanna know! is that the word? frankly?????? o i dnno!

[pretty_in_pink]

i reckon they................................... do exactly the same as us! they play i spy (secretly) or they search random threads. that means they are the same as us, they arent better! hahaha or they daydream about being a skandarnite coz we know they all want to join us! lol
maybe......
or maybe they have a place on the forum that only mods can enter!!
*dramatic music*
DUN DUN DUUUUU
sorry hyper!!
and their, they ca do what they want and play as many i spy games as they want, without every being caught!! hehe

[Tweetsie]

They eat... Chex Mix.... and steal... Mountain Dew!! :eek:

[Jordo]

They eat... Chex Mix.... and steal... Mountain Dew!! :eek:


no they steal Dr. Pepper, i swear. i saw them do it. :cool: stealthy me...

[rosymole]

I would only ever steal cherry 7up (drools), if ever there was a drink worth going to prison for, surely it must be that.

[~Rogue~]

no they steal Dr. Pepper, i swear. i saw them do it. :cool: stealthy me...

drat. You've rumbled me!

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

They try to make up languages to write to each other about their magic machine so no one knows their building it! :D

[QA48]

They sit on medievel chairs at a round table (King Arthur style) and discuss their plans to sabotage posts of certain members.

[Dernhelm]

They think up threads like this! :p

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

They randomly post off topic stuff on threads

[Rhyanidd]

they keep threads moving constantly so that a thread is never in the same place for more than 10 seconds(its one of their plots to keep people from getting ahead of them on the post count!)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The mods jump round on pogo sticks, indoors, then they go n' shoe horses w/ horse shoes that have rollerskates on the bottom(like a certain knight ;) ) and then they crazy glue people to pogo sticks and consume massive amounts of habanero hot sauce... :D

[~EdmundsQueen~]

they keep threads moving constantly so that a thread is never in the same place for more than 10 seconds(its one of their plots to keep people from getting ahead of them on the post count!)


if thast true it aint working coz im ahead of nearly all of them! Muwahahahahaha!!!!

[~EdmundsQueen~]

i have 3 mods to beat! Inkspot, Rosymole and Waterhogboy! I will beat them!!!!!! Mwahhahahahahahahahahahaha :P

[EveningStar]

We run experiments in our secret laboratory to put philosophical notions to the test. Such as leaving a tape recorder next to a tree in the woods with no one there to hear it, to prove beyond a doubt that it makes a noise when it falls. Problem was knowing which tree was going to fall. We got lucky last week, only to have the stupid thing fall ON THE RECORDER, and we couldn't get the tape to play back. We're looking for a good used reel-to-reel on Ebay now.

I try to handle explosive topics that come up on the forum, and to limit the nastiness of it all I invented a tidy little explosive that blows things into one neat smithereen. Makes cleanup so simple. The trick is in making plastic explosives from plastic garbage bags, thus combining the mess and cleanup into one operation.

To settle the burning question once and for all, both Skandar Keynes and William Moseley agreed to keep a thermometer under their tongue for a full two minutes without talking. Now THAT was a major undertaking, but it was helped along when I explained the alternative.... The results show that they are equally hot...98.6 F to be precise. Fact is, with all due humility, I'm as hot as either one of them, even more so last week when I got that nasty cough. Yes, at age 46 I beat them both by five points!

Rest assured that we, like Daedalus and Icarus, are leaving no Tern unstoned in our globe girdling quest to solve mankind's great dilemmas.

[~EdmundsQueen~]

What did you do to skandar! lol nah i bet you just brainwash people! all though im still going with the idea of you guys going to a separate forum and playing i spy without me! which is mean btw coz im the queen of i spy! and hide and seek! lol

[Dernhelm]

Haha! Chakal, I belive, if you keep up that kind of post, you will soon be a true Duffer. :D That's the kind of post that I remember from the Golden Age... *sigh*

[Rhyanidd]

The mods jump round on pogo sticks, indoors, then they go n' shoe horses w/ horse shoes that have rollerskates on the bottom(like a certain knight ;) ) and then they crazy glue people to pogo sticks and consume massive amounts of habanero hot sauce... :D
No thats just you GKON!

[holyboy]

Chakal! Stop giving away our secrets! Geez, if this keeps up, I will have to think of more things to do, and that involves...a keyboard, a peice of string, a Horcrux (if I can find one) and a glove. But it has to be the right glove. The left one smells a bit, and I think something died in there...TG? HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING MY GLOVES AGAIN?! :D

[onlymystory]

but isn't the right glove the wrong glove, and the left glove the right glove? which would make the right glove the left glove and the wrong glove the right glove.

[xovermyheadx]

no no no...it would b the right glove if it was the left glove...and the left glove if it was right...or the wrong glove on the right..or the left...c?

[onlymystory]

no, i thought the right glove was the left glove and the left was right so right was wrong and wrong was right and huh??????!!!!!

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

OK! You guys are giving me a head ach!!!

[onlymystory]

Who's on first? What? no what's on second? well, who's on first then? who's on first. that's what I said. no, what's on second. what? yeah, what's on second. but who's on first? who's on first.

still got that headache? *laughs diabolically*

[xovermyheadx]

lol...confuse that person more!!

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

Oh, come on that one isn't creative! I've heard that one a million times!

[xovermyheadx]

heard what?

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

heard what?
This :D :

Who's on first? What? no what's on second? well, who's on first then? who's on first. that's what I said. no, what's on second. what? yeah, what's on second. but who's on first? who's on first.

[onlymystory]

yes but it makes a decent headache!

[~EdmundsQueen~]

i have discovered the truth about what the mods do when they are bored! ready..................................... they pm me! i talk to loads of mods and i think they only talk to me if they're bored. i only get a pm if nothing is happening on the forum! Coincidence, i think not! lol but i dont mind, i like chatting to everyone! lol :P

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

yes but it makes a decent headache!
only to mortals not to Elves!!!!!!

[rosymole]

*is sad...* no one PM's me..It's proably because I'm a hiding Mod and it's only the oldies that know me...boo!
at least it gives me time to create my diabolical plans! hahahaha

[tgraveline]

People only PM me when I demand it, when there are troublesome folk about. But what I honestly do is try to write my book and get rich that way, ha ha. Then I'll buy all the rare and most prized books in the world and keep that magnificient library to myself when everyone is using ebooks instead to save bloody paper.

tg

[rosymole]

People only PM me when I demand it, tg

AN ego is a terrible thing. be nice to those whom you serve...you will reap many rewards!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Who's on first? What? no what's on second? well, who's on first then? who's on first. that's what I said. no, what's on second. what? yeah, what's on second. but who's on first? who's on first.

still got that headache? *laughs diabolically*
I actually understood that... :D

The mods like to go n' wrassle(wrestle) polar bears in their spare time, they then go n' stock secret stashes of Mountain Dew(like me), then they get a plastic trash can, paint "Explosive" on it, and hide n' see how many people try to get it to go off. They then jump out and nab the offenders, and put them on the duffer island. :D

[Jordo]

I actually understood that... :D

The mods like to go n' wrassle(wrestle) polar bears in their spare time, they then go n' stock secret stashes of Mountain Dew(like me), then they get a plastic trash can, paint "Explosive" on it, and hide n' see how many people try to get it to go off. They then jump out and nab the offenders, and put them on the duffer island. :D



*gasp* you know??!?! then come get me!! please!!! 8sobs* ive been trapped here for SOOOO long!!! *sobs* someone help!! *gasp* someones coming! :eek: *shhh, dont say a word*

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

They also like to wrap random members up in tin foil and put a bunch of jello round em...leaving them a note that says "You've been abducted by jello" while they sleep. :D

[Jack of Blades]

they talk among eachother about who they should prank and then they eat hamburger helper

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

People only PM me when I demand it, when there are troublesome folk about. But what I honestly do is try to write my book and get rich that way, ha ha. Then I'll buy all the rare and most prized books in the world and keep that magnificient library to myself when everyone is using ebooks instead to save bloody paper.

tg
HAHA! Thant sounds like a character in one of my fave books! It's in my Sig, Elinor from Inkheart! :D

[~Rogue~]

Mods plot with other members of the board to start fights and give them all something to do.

[Jack of Blades]

they close the threads just before they hit 1000

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

Well that deffinatly hasen't happened on the LPG we're over 4000 I think we're actually at 5000 now!

[be_happy]

they watch t.v. or get on the computer like the rest of us.

[onlymystory]

they close the threads just before they hit 1000

and the skandarnite thread is at like 36,000 pages. but I have a strong suspicion that most of the mods ignore us skandarnites.

[lions mane]

i think the mods all like to read the bible on their spare time, especially holyboy666! :D

[~Rogue~]

i think the mods all like to read the bible on their spare time, especially holyboy666! :D

Or the Torah or the Qu'ran depending on what religion they are! (sorry if I've missed any others out)

[Queen Swanwhite]

I think they sit staring at the computer screen, waiting for someone to come on to shout at! LOL :D :D

[~EdmundsQueen~]

and the skandarnite thread is at like 36,000 pages. but I have a strong suspicion that most of the mods ignore us skandarnites.

yer they probably find it easier to just stay away from our thread! lol so much drama happens there!

[holyboy]

yer they probably find it easier to just stay away from our thread! lol so much drama happens there!

I tried to go in there to see what was going on, and I was lost 5 minutes after trying to find the page with the new posts on it.

[Jack of Blades]

they probally plan how to take over the world

[EveningStar]

they probally plan how to take over the world

Spector, what are we going to do tonight?

Same thing we do EVERY night, Pinky. Plan to take over the world!

We're Pinky and the Brain
We're Pinky and the Brain
One is a genius, the other insane....

:D :D :D

[glamel]

probably, playing music in the streets to raise money for funds,so that they can buy cheese and dr pepper when they have meetings, or probably, they'll ask us for the cheese and dr. pepper instead, and pizza, and chocolates nad etc.etc.etc. :D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

THEY JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEIR BEDS AND DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW TILL THEY CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT! :D Then they probably go n' do naughty things like set people's beards ablaze... :D

[~EdmundsQueen~]

I tried to go in there to see what was going on, and I was lost 5 minutes after trying to find the page with the new posts on it.


lol yes the skandarnites world is a very confusing world! i recommend you just stay away from it! lol

unless we have another party then your welcome to come and have fun with us! lol

[Jack of Blades]

or they might eat hamberger helper and say mindless things

[holyboy]

or they might eat hamberger helper and say mindless things

Only on Mondays. We celebrate another weekend of keeping the board sane.

[CSLewisFan]

Only on Mondays. We celebrate another weekend of keeping the board sane.

Monday is one of my favorites. "Hamburger Helper With Mindless Talking Day"

Weee

-Austin

[rosymole]

Only on Mondays. We celebrate another weekend of keeping the board sane.

On mondays I come rushing in i the evening feeling abd about not being here for 48hours...one day i'll just loiter all weekend...and PM every single person who logs on! ahahahaahah!!

[Rhyanidd]

I think that they jump out on the street and scare people! oh and they try to take the universe from me! but its not working because I cant spell so haha!

[Dernhelm]

They debate about the "Divine Right of Mods". :p

So, who's in favor of Modarchy, and who isn't? :D

[holyboy]

So, who's in favor of Modarchy, and who isn't? :D

For:TG, Monkeh, Rosy

Against: Everyone else

Why: Everyone else has no chance of taking over the site when we over-throw Specter. Only the three For have a mild chance, and even Rosy's is slim. The rest of us are in favour of a Democracy, but that would give 2 votes to the Christian threads (CSLF and Ink) and only one vote to the -ites (Rouge) even though the -ites represent the majority of the population. Right now, we are negotating a Senate for the -ites.

Meanwhile, Specter is tied-up in the corner. We let him out as a leader-figure, though he doesn't do much. Kinda like the Queen ;) :D

[Monkeh]

Well you see, TG and I haven't tried for a while because we know if we work together, we could overthrow specter in a matter of hours. and Thats if we took things slow. The only problem then, is that we would be trying to take each other out of the picture, and that would most probably destroy the universe. and we don't want that now do we? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-072.gif

[tgraveline]

Not at all, I like the monkeh, and he still owes me one of his famous homecooked meals. So I'm waiting for that. Its true though that we could overthrow the site in a matter of moments. We know it inside and out, and we might let rosy join us for the fact we find her humorous. Plus she is in ireland right now as we speak trying to gain the support of the leprechauns to our cause. Remember the old order Spectre? Yeah, we are more or less as evil as they are.

tg

[Monkeh]

It also helps that we've managed it before. Hence the fact that Specter has created so many sites. We keep overthrowing them. But after some long discussions, we decided to let him keep this one, and we would stand guard against any who try and take it.


That, and the fact that this time he's bribing us. I like Bananashttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tiere/animal-smiley-069.gif

[tgraveline]

Yep, that is another factor, I was planning to keep that m ore of a secret, but yeah, he just pays me in hockey pucks. He also said he would send me emma watson one of these days when she comes of age.

tg

[Monkeh]

well that makes her a little easier to kidnap, I know what your security is like :p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The mods sneak round and switch the labels on everything in the stores... :D

[Monkeh]

Alright, I think I have a stalker. How on earth did you know I did that?

[lions mane]

i dunno what they do, but the mods are freakin hillarious!

[Dernhelm]

LOL! :p :D :p

[Jood]

The mods like to pick on people, but not Specter he's cool.

[Señor Puntos]

The Mods like to hide the Pepsi in the fridge behind the cheese. Even if they live alone.

[Jack of Blades]

they also threaten to ban if u take the last ice cream in the fridge

[Monkeh]

Woah. No way. I totally forgot about my ice cream. I bought it yesterday after work because it was so hot. Then when I got home I put my ice cream in the freezer while I hung out the washing to make sure it(my ice cream) didn't melt. You just reminded me that its still there :D

[Kermit With Sword]

Plan to lock the very big threads (like the skander) just too put immense rage into everyone.

[holyboy]

Plan to lock the very big threads (like the skander) just too put immense rage into everyone.

No, that was done because the Williamites gave us a proper bribe. (Joking Joking)

[rosymole]

I've been spending my weekend training Leprachauns for the great takeover bid, but sadly non of them had passports so i couldn't bring them back to base camp with me..boo!

[tgraveline]

Why didn't you take fake ones with you rosy? or just use your jedi mind tricks to get past the border patrol? Geez, you always forget the small things, always worried about the stupid twins. Get your head back into the task at hand.

Ok, how did you know about me and the Pepsi? Thats just spooky.

tg

PS We lock those threads because I feel like it, ha ha

[rosymole]

I'm worried now..TG using the royal 'we'..sounds like the power might be getting too much!
I would try and control him, but there are other rebels that are causing me a bother at the mo...excuse me while i go and oil up General Grevious #2

[tgraveline]

So thats what you do with Grievous #2...I'm leaving now...bye!

tg

[rosymole]

oh you better look out young Graveline, or I'll come at you with a hosefull of Castrol GTX!

[tgraveline]

I shant worry for I brough my trustee mini green alien, who with snap of his fingers can make it all go away, or even the hose you carry, so there! *has alien snap fingers and rosy disappears*

tg

I have a bad feeling about this- Han Solo

[rosymole]

It didn't work! You may not be able to see me, but I'm still here..floating about...getting the rage..I might have to take my anger out of the 'ites' threads..and lock all of them...hmmm maybe not..I'd get mauled by angry ladies...
I'll just have to go and round up all those Storm Troopers I've been hiding in the attic..still in the original packaging too

[tgraveline]

You playing with your dolls again Rosy? I thought we forbid mods to do such trivial things *puts away his own LOTR action figures as he speaks* It's not permitted. Believe me, Monkeh will rat you out, not me, for I am only the messenger.

tg

[rosymole]

you'll all be jealous when I sell them for £1,000's in a few years time..and then my friends....haha..you will rue the day!

[Monkeh]

Evil Monkey Minions, ATTACK.

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tiere/animal-smiley-013.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tiere/animal-smiley-013.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tiere/animal-smiley-013.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tiere/animal-smiley-013.gif


The FBMM are on holiday. So I have to go Old School with my Backup Dancers

[tgraveline]

I think we just come to this thread when we are bored and don't want to do anything...oops, did I just say that out loud?

tg

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I think the mods cloned Chakal and plan on taking over the world w/ an army of clone badgers... :D

[Rache_san]

I think the mods cloned Chakal and plan on taking over the world w/ an army of clone badgers... :D
Probably dude...probably...


><>
~Rachael

[glamel]

eats lollipop and drink tea, while playing pokemon cards:p

[holyboy]

I think the mods cloned Chakal and plan on taking over the world w/ an army of clone badgers... :D

We did, but we found the badger just wasn't up to scratch with the whole killing thing. Not enough heart, I suppose...








....The fact that I locked him in a dungeon all day does not contribute to the fact that he has lost the will to fight...

[The Dancing Lawn]

We did, but we found the badger just wasn't up to scratch with the whole killing thing. Not enough heart, I suppose...








....The fact that I locked him in a dungeon all day does not contribute to the fact that he has lost the will to fight...


:eek:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jood]

HOLD THE PHONE!! This is kinda weird. Roseymole and Holyboy didn't use to be mods! When I joined Roseymole was just Roseymole now shes a mod!!! How'd you do that? Same with you Holyboy. How'd you guys get to be mods? I want to be a mod!!!
Mods go and think of new ways to restrict our posting, and signatures, and banners, and avvys.

[holyboy]

HOLD THE PHONE!! This is kinda weird. Roseymole and Holyboy didn't use to be mods! When I joined Roseymole was just Roseymole now shes a mod!!! How'd you do that? Same with you Holyboy. How'd you guys get to be mods? I want to be a mod!!!

Well, there was an ancient ritual of incence and caramel. I can't go into too many details, because Specter is looking at me funny...Stop that, Spec!

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Do you have any children, elashia? I hear that the process involves the sacrifice of at least one child, preferably one's own...

[Nosferatu]

Easy the Mods are building a machine that will help them CONQUER THE WORLD!! uho.. now they know that i know to much...

[~Rogue~]

tgtraveline is working on a new and improved model as we speak.....................

[be_happy]

cool. i wouldn't know what the mods do. i guess they eat cookies like everyone else.

[glamel]

sing and dance numa numa:D

[tgraveline]

tgtraveline is working on a new and improved model as we speak.....................

hmm, well i think you typoed my name, but thats forgivable, lol. A new and improved model to chasten the members and being tortured day and night, yes. Or a new model that would give them freedom and complete harmonious reign, yes. Will either work, no. So why do I even bother, ha ha.

tg

PS my models tend to be porsches that never make it bast the decal stage

[~Rogue~]

We are currently working on our very own soundtrack.

[onlymystory]

We are currently working on our very own soundtrack.

now there's a scary thought. someone pass me the earplugs.

[~EdmundsQueen~]

We are currently working on our very own soundtrack.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Will you be singing the wheels on the bus??????

[EveningStar]

We already HAVE a machine that will conquer the world. The file server storing Narniafans.com! :D

[Jood]

am I missing something? or are the mods really going to make a soundtrack?

[EveningStar]

We have a nice band that calls itself the "Mod Squad." :rolleyes:

Our first big album, called "Abby Lane", was selling like hotcakes until we got into a copyright dispute with Apple Records. Maybe it was NOT a good idea to dress up like the Pevensies and walk single file across the highway on our album cover.... At least we didn't stir the waters by claiming to be "Bigger than Aslan"! :D

[The Dancing Lawn]

We have a nice band that calls itself the "Mod Squad." :rolleyes: :D

:eek: OMG!!! Wat a name!! :o !!!

[tgraveline]

So how is the band set up again Chakal? I mean theres more of us than just four kids, unless we have quite the percussions and the like. Me, I'm lead guitar.

tg

[Rhyanidd]

oh dear! :eek: the mods have a band!:eek: watch out world!

[xovermyheadx]

I think they eat poptarts and talk about llamas!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i like llamas who eat poptarts....poptarts r kool...so llamas who eat poptarts r kool
im really hyper!! whoo
later
~teacup

[CSLewisFan]

I think they eat poptarts and talk about llamas!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i like llamas who eat poptarts....poptarts r kool...so llamas who eat poptarts r kool
im really hyper!! whoo
later
~teacup

Actually, you’re not far from the truth.
I like poptarts and I live on a Llama farm.

Seriously, we once had a herd of 26 Llamas.
Isn't it weird how there is truth in the imagination ;)

-Austin

[~Rogue~]

I play bass in the band and do vocals as well.

[holyboy]

HMPH! Why wasn't I invited to this band, TG? I now feel left out. I'm gonna plot world domination against America again. You shall be the first to feel my wrath...of HOCKEY PUCKS!

[xovermyheadx]

Actually, you’re not far from the truth.
I like poptarts and I live on a Llama farm.

Seriously, we once had a herd of 26 Llamas.
Isn't it weird how there is truth in the imagination ;)
-Austin

THAT IS AWESOME!!! do the llamas talk to you? i have a llama song i wrote!! i love llamas

[Rhyanidd]

. I'm gonna plot world domination against America again. You shall be the first to feel my wrath...of HOCKEY PUCKS!
You can plot world domination! But you wont succeed!! bwahahahha!

[xovermyheadx]

bwahhhahahha...llamas

[tgraveline]

sorry holyboy, i really just only allowed the good looking mods to be in the band. I suppose you can join and be the dancer and harmonica player...

tg

[Rhyanidd]

*cringes* ok then....well I suppose *gets into her bomber,* this will only hurt for a second*starts to bomb the mods*

[rosymole]

Thanks to the indestructabuility that only comes with age and being a mod thankfully we are impervious to your bombs....and our strategic use of umbrellas.

Bandwise I feel we're a bit like FleetwoodMac - ever changing but never loosing the fan base..and writing songs about sea birds..amazing..

[Rhyanidd]

No I bombed Tg and HB666, bwahahaha I wouldnt bomb rosy....since shes a darth and probably has evil stormtroopers!

[lions mane]

this might be a little off topic, well, right now on this thread since u guys are talking about taking over and what not! but i feel i have a funny one! :D

i think the mods watch the notebook on d.v.d. in their spare time!

no? well i though it was funny!

[Jood]

this might be a little off topic, well, right now on this thread since u guys are talking about taking over and what not! but i feel i have a funny one! :D

i think the mods watch the notebook on d.v.d. in their spare time!

no? well i though it was funny!

*tries to laugh* sorry dude but that didn't fly with me, rodney, and justice. (justice is my puppy avvy) it just wasn't very funny. besides i didn't even see that movie, my Mom didn't want me to watch it or something like that. I think mods go around finding out what we do and do not like. what we do like they change to what we don't like just to make us mad so they can kick us off.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

:eek:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! :D The mods are probably in the process of 'decommisioning' their Chakal-clone army and putting a new one together...They'll probably need DNA samples...I VOLUNTEER ROSYMOLE!!!Er, maybe not...Anywho They'll probably be usin' exploding hockey pucks and on Thursdays they sneak into random school cafeterias and serve smiley-face jello(organic of course...) and try to recruit secret agents to go n' spy on Mr.McClure's produce to make sure it doesn't up n' skidaddle before they can make off w/ his tomatoes. :eek:

[EveningStar]

Actually we go about learning your worst fears and then force you to confront them.

Our first method was not too successful. We just came out and asked people like this:

"What is your worst fear?--signed, THE MODERATORS"

Then that got us a bunch of guarded replies and "gotta be kidding" notes.

We tried a more stealthy approach:

"What is your worst fear? -- from an anonymous admirer, signed CHAKAL"

Replies came pouring in.

[tgraveline]

Sorry, the bombs did hit either Holyboy or myself, as Rosy already taught us the deft british umbrella maneuvers to repel and dodge them. We don't watch The Notebook either, thats an awful chick flick, and if you want us to watch one, we only watch Little Women, because its so sad and we like to get large amounts of tissues and cry our hearts out when the sister dies and all that jazz

tg

[Kermit With Sword]

the mods plan, to hold a meeting for total world domonation, enslaving us too do their work as their loyal stormtroopers and zombies.

[lions mane]

*tries to laugh* sorry dude but that didn't fly with me, rodney, and justice. (justice is my puppy avvy) it just wasn't very funny. besides i didn't even see that movie, my Mom didn't want me to watch it or something like that. I think mods go around finding out what we do and do not like. what we do like they change to what we don't like just to make us mad so they can kick us off.
well thank you!

your very kind, just to let u know.

[Jordo]

well thank you!

your very kind, just to let u know.

haha yes they are no kidding mods rock i would totally rock out wih the mods we should start a party for mods...*lightbulb appears over head* thats what they do!!! they make people like them so that they plan parties for them and then they take over the world!! *runs around screaming that i knows the plan and yelling instructions at people*

[Rhyanidd]

maybe they provoke fights amongst members on the forum (annoymosly(sp?)) so that they can kick you off the forum or at least yell at you and lock threads!

[devils_advocate_for_evil]

ooo yes i agree! they start fights and criticize people and walk around their houses in their barbie underwear MUAHAHAHHA

[Rhyanidd]

and then they plant ideas in peoples heads to get them to start a pole about whos the best so that the mods can yell at people who didnt vote for them!

[devils_advocate_for_evil]

lol yea INKSPOT RULES :D :D :p :D

[lions mane]

lol yea INKSPOT RULES :D :D :p :D
i beg to differ!
i think holyboy rules!

[devils_advocate_for_evil]

NO WAY!!! lol :D

[holyboy]

and then they plant ideas in peoples heads to get them to start a pole about whos the best so that the mods can yell at people who didnt vote for them!

WHO TOLD HIM OUR PLAN??? TG!!!!! I KNOW IT WAS YOU AGAIN!

[~EdmundsQueen~]

Well Rogue calls me and we have a 3 way convo with skandar! i dont know about the rest of you tho!

[Rhyanidd]

WHO TOLD HIM OUR PLAN??? TG!!!!! I KNOW IT WAS YOU AGAIN!
*taps head with forefinger* I figgured it out...duh!..I'm not so dumb....well ok maybe I am a little dumb after all I like this forum. :D but...but....whatever I FIGGURED IT OUT OK!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

They bake pies and other nummy sugary goods during the day and then at night they go out hopped up on sugar and caffeine and paint all the trees a bright red. :eek:

[Jack of Blades]

Chakalnites will take over all of the other mods

[rainNluv]

The mods photoshop themselves into pictures with Aslan, then get his voice recordings from the LWW movie and edit it till it plays "so-and-so is the real High King/Queen of Narnia."

Also they're developing a pop-up that will scream "For Narnia and for Aslan!" and will go off in September 25; 8:14 pm Year 2053 to all computers world-wide and will stay on the screens FOREVER.

Oh and the crazy ones go on Ebay to try to find a lock of Aslan's mane.

:D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

They now have an army of Mutant tomatoes, Which they feed 20 lbs of Doritos n' various baked goods(I saw alot of doughnuts...) twice a day to get em ferocious. The mods are probably trying to take over Calormene :D

[Jood]

The mods go around trying to takeover the world. And win all the awards.

[holyboy]

The mods go around trying to takeover the world. And win all the awards.

Again, who has been telling our secrets? CHAKAL!

[EveningStar]

We post in this thread. But only when there is absolutely nothing better to do. As soon as Spring arrives we'll go back to watching grass grow... :D

[Jack of Blades]

We post in this thread. But only when there is absolutely nothing better to do. As soon as Spring arrives we'll go back to watching grass grow... :D
that id what some of the male mods do, others stay on here and obsess with Skandar or William

[Jood]

I agree with ^

[holyboy]

We have members report posts, and we race to see who can fix the post first. (WHB!)

[tgraveline]

Hey Holyboy, where did Chakal say that about me, thats in your sig? Thats an interesting comment, lol.

tg

[holyboy]

Hey Holyboy, where did Chakal say that about me, thats in your sig? Thats an interesting comment, lol.

Oh, we were plotting how to take over the forum via PMs, and your name happened to pop up :D

[EveningStar]

Aye, and you have hundreds of uses. Just can't think of one off the top of my head right now.... :D

[tgraveline]

I see, old men trying to feel like they are better than me will never live long when I just give them a loving bear hug and squeeze the life out of 'em.

tg

[holyboy]

I see, old men trying to feel like they are better than me will never live long when I just give them a loving bear hug and squeeze the life out of 'em.

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm younger then you! (I actually think I'm the youngest mod...)

[tgraveline]

I was talking to Chakal you little dork. You may be the youngest, but you sure rule the area of least intelligent mods as well.

tg

PS You just bring the worst out in me

[holyboy]

I was talking to Chakal you little dork. You may be the youngest, but you sure rule the area of least intelligent mods as well.

Well, at least I'm more popular then you, Mr. I'm-gonna-close-the-skandar-thread!