"The Two Tours"

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

I decided to make a RPG that is just noncence and act like the characters from TTT are on a tour! It's dedicated to my pen-pal, she is the inspiration for it!!! Won't it be fun?!?! :p So here goes!!!


"Over here we have the forest of Fangorn be careful we don't want to lose any one keep your hands, and feet away."

"hey i'm watching you Legolas! Put that bow away"

"Gimli put that axe down, the trees don't bite, hard!"

"Pippin no more ale; you can't drink and drive!"

[ElectricJello]

Huh?:confused:

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

Huh?:confused:

It's just things people would say on a tour!!! The story behind it is waaaay too long! :)

[ElectricJello]

Oh! I get it now! I will post here once I think of something.

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

Oh! I get it now! I will post here once I think of something.
KK! That would be great!!!!!! :D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

OOH!Can i play? :D

"Hey...What's that old dude in a bathrobe doing??ARE THOSE ENTS!!?"

"HELP ME YOU FOOLS!" Shouted Saruman as he ran.

"Uhoh...he must have drank their ent drafts w/o permission.Is there going to be a lunch on this tour??"

*the ents attempt to play football, using Saruman as the ball* :D

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

"Hey look a moth"

"wanna stop by the sovineer shop afterwards I hear they have raspberry flavored lamnas bread"

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"THE EAGLES ARE COMING!!!THE EAGLES ARE COMING!!!HEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!They're eating all the cookies!!!"

"Rasberry flavored Lembas?!That'll go great w/ my pics of the dude in the white bathrobe running from the ents!" :D

[Elendil]

"Ohhhhhhhhh, look! A Long-bottom Leaf shop!!!" Pippin

Gandalf looks at Shadowfax: "Errr... the horse looks great, but can't I have a saddle?"

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

"Merry, I'm hungry!"

"I feel a slight tingling in my finger's. I think it's affecting me!"

[be_happy]

"i'm hungry too. where'd those cookies go?
here, have a pinecone.

[*~Luthien~*]

seems fun! Who can I be?

[be_happy]

not anybody i suppose because u just write something that u want any random character to say. so i guess all of them. "Fool of a took! don't touch that pinecone!!!"

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

"Don't you remember? The Eagles ate all the cookies!!!"

"Hey, look what's that shiny thing on the ground? It's round. I think it's... it's a RING!!! *picks it up* I wonder who lost this? *puts it on and imidiatly disapears*

[Elendil]

^ he he he :D (funny!)

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

Then they heard a voice sounding like that of Galadriel.

Three rings for hungry hobbits in foodless caves.
Seven for the thirsty dwarfs in their deserts dry.
Nine for the human who are starving.
One for the chief of cooks who doesn't want to share.
In the Kitchen where potatoes are crying because they burn.
One ring to eat it all, one ring to find dinner.
One ring to bring them home and to bind them in hunger.
In the Kitchen where potatoes are crying because they burn.

****, this doesn't sound very good, does it said the voice.


"Speaking about dinner, it's six o'clock," said Merry.

"No dinner is on the second tour." said Gandalf.

"That's a shame," wispered Pippin to Merry "how about stealing that ring and let it lead us to that strange kitchen?"

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

^ I like it, hehe

Hows this?
*tune to the pirates who can't do anything from veggie tales start playing*
We are the Ringwraiths who can't do anything
We just wave our swords and ride around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we can't do any thing

That's not all and no I didn't make it up, I found it on another website!

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

^ I like it, hehe

Hows this?
*tune to the pirates who can't do anything from veggie tales start playing*
We are the Ringwraiths who can't do anything
We just wave our swords and ride around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we can't do any thing

That's not all and no I didn't make it up, I found it on another website!

Nice.

How about combining it in this:

Three rings for hungry hobbits in foodless caves.
Seven for the thirsty dwarfs in their deserts dry.
Nine for the human who are starving.
One for the chief of cooks who doesn't want to share.
In the Kitchen where potatoes are crying because they burn.
One ring to eat it all, one ring to find dinner.
One ring to bring them home and to bind them in hunger.
In the Kitchen where potatoes are crying because they burn.

But the humans were easily corrupted. So they prayed to the chief of cooks if he would give them more food, but the chief of cooks wasn't nice to them,
so he called all his servants including the nine humans themselves once corrupted, and said: "Sauron was evil by his own powers, I don't need my powers, I'll simply use my slaves." And after that: "boil them, mash them stick them in a stoo" pointing at the nine human. But by the power of the rings the humans staid undead. Hanging between live and death food. So the chief cook bound them fast on nine horse steaks who strangely enough were able to walk.

And so everytime when the Ringwraiths met people, and people asked them to do anything they just said truly that they couldn't do anything.

The chief cook was happy that they couldn't do anything. That's why he forced them to sing this sneering song:

We are the Ringwraiths who can't do anything
We just wave our swords and ride around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we can't do any thing
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[Puzzle_the_Donky]

Then Legolas heard a song:

We are the Ringwraiths who can't do anything
We just wave our swords and ride around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we can't do any thing

And so the Fellowship of the Two Tours met the Ringwraiths.

The Ringwraiths staid singing. The Fellowship was almost changing in a group of lunatics.

Then Sam screamed: "Hey if you really cannot do anything, why are you able to sing that crazy song???"

The Ringwraiths said: "You're right we'll stop!"

Then Merry said: "Wait a minute, if you can't do anything, why are you able to talk with us?"

And Pippin said: "Why do you think you can stop singing if you think you cannot do anything?"

The Ringwraiths said: "You're right we'll stop talking and trying to stop!"

Gandalf said: "Why do you think you are able to stop trying to stop if you think you cannot do anything?

Aragorn said: "Yes, and why do you think you are able to stop talking if you can't do anything?"

The Ringwraiths said: "Yes, we're now stopping with the stopping of talking and we'll stop trying to stop."

Boromir said: "It looks out to be that you CAN stop the stop of talking by starting to talk."

Gimli said: "Why do you think you're able to stop trying to stop if you really think you cannot do anything? "

Legolas said: "Why are you able to try to let it look like you cannot do anything???"

Then smartly the Ringwraiths stopped talking, pretending that they couldn't do anything.

The Fellowship was thinking of the next step.

After a long period of thinking Frodo said: "If you really cannot do anything why are you able to be alive then???"

Then the Ringwraiths thinking to be smart stopped being alive to pretend they couldn't do anything.

After a short moment the Ringwraiths died.

And do you know what the next thing was thet Pippin said???

He said: Well it's true they cannot do anything!!!

Then Frodo said wisely: If they are dead and really cannot do anything, why are they able to be death and to don't do anything?

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

PtD, I love it!!!!!!!! It's the best! You could do my homework for me! Just kidding, I have to do 3 writing projects which are do Tuesday and one of them to choose from is to right the story of Sam, Frodo, and Gollum's trip to Mordor from Gollum's point of view and who ends up as the hero! And of course that would be Golum, because he is trying to save the preciouss from "Him"!!!

[Elendil]

ELG= WOW I wish I could do that for school, sounds fun!

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

ELG= WOW I wish I could do that for school, sounds fun!
Yeah, I'm in a Ancient Lit. class and we're using LotR! It's soooo fun! Oh, btw I love your Elendil sig!

[Elendil]

Thanks I love your one of Leggy! (best character!)

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

THANKS! I love it, too!

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

Three rings for hungry hobbits in foodless caves.
Seven for the thirsty dwarfs in their deserts dry.
Nine for the human who are starving.
One for the chief of cooks who doesn't want to share.
In the Kitchen where potatoes are crying because they burn.
One ring to eat it all, one ring to find dinner.
One ring to bring them home and to bind them in hunger.
In the Kitchen where potatoes are crying because they burn.

But the humans were easily corrupted. So they prayed to the chief of cooks if he would give them more food, but the chief of cooks wasn't nice to them,
so he called all his servants including the nine humans themselves once corrupted, and said: "Sauron was evil by his own powers, I don't need my powers, I'll simply use my slaves." And after that: "boil them, mash them stick them in a stoo" pointing at the nine human. But by the power of the rings the humans staid undead. Hanging between live and death food. So the chief cook bound them fast on nine horse steaks who strangely enough were able to walk.

And so everytime when the Ringwraiths met people, and people asked them to do anything they just said truly that they couldn't do anything.

The chief cook was happy that they couldn't do anything. That's why he forced them to sing this sneering song:

We are the Ringwraiths who can't do anything
We just wave our swords and ride around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we can't do any thing
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Can I use this for something, it's not a school project or anything like that, but I really like it! It's funny!

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

For what would you want to use it? For your home page?

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

Sure you may use it.

I want 75% of the profit! :D

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

Merry: "does anyone want a horse steak? Or a human stoo?"

The voice of Galadriel: "S---, do you have an inspiration steak, I really don't know what to say!"

[EveningStar]

Hoo, weel a passel of tourists ripe for the pluckin'! Tell me lads, would a fine lookin' group of pilgrims like ye have need of a GENUINE ARTIFACT passed back in time from the future! See, this Sty-ro-fomey Cup is imprinted with the Clown Emperor and his great arches of gold. And it has a useful straw too. Admire the workmanship, lads! No seams visible, no dimple of the hammer. Almost spooky if you ask me! And it can be yours for a mere steal of 200 golden crescents!

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

The voice of Galadriel said: "Hey, for the ones that heard the Sister-Has-Invited- you-for-Torturing-thing, it wasn't my fault. It was a mysterious "Voice that Sounded like my Voice" who said that, I didn't say anything!!!!!"

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

(Sorry if this is to rude, remove it then MOD, it's just a joke this time)

[EveningStar]

Jokes are fine, Puzzle. Now <FLASH!> you have a saddle on. A pink saddle trimmed in white lace facing the wrong way. Problem is, the humor inherent in the saddle is balanced out by the fact it hides part of you, so the overall result is to make things much much less funny! :D

If you'll buy my Styr-re-o-foamy cup I might take the saddle off. Or at least turn it around... ;)

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

Sorry, I didn't understand that.

What did you mean exactly?

Can you say it in this way?:
If you say this ..., the problem is ... and then it's not funny anymore
(I did understand the smiley: you were having fun about it; but I didn't catch the point).

It might be just a joke, but then I just don't catch the funny thing. :(

But a pink saddle trimmed in white lace facing the wrong way is fun, but not on my back. (Was that the point that it's not nice if you are offending people in any way?)

I mean I'm not really offended by it, but I would be if I was a real donkey and everyone was able to see it.

But I am not.

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

If you'll buy my Styr-re-o-foamy cup I might take the saddle off. Or at least turn it around... ;)

Hey I'm a talking beast, that was very impolite to do for a Mod.

*Buys a Styr-re-o-foamy cup (whatever it is) for Chakal, pays twelve Euro for it and sends it to Chakal, who will never recieve it because there is no address on it.*

*Hopes Cakal will remove the saddle and tries to imagine it away.*

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

"Specter please help me! Chakal is maltreating me!" :D

Sorry for the off-topic thing!

[EveningStar]

A spotless toga I shall don
A golden laurel on my head
A wave of paws, a flash of light
That frilly saddle now ye shed!

<POOF!>

Enjoy the cup, laddie. I'll be mindin' the store now.

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

Thanks (I think :o )

[EveningStar]

And with that Chakal the Badger goes back into his shop and gets another "one-of-a-kind" styrofoam cup from a large box.<sings>
Ringle, Dingle, coins when they jingle
Make such a lovely sound
Tuppence and thruppence and soverigns and bobs
Gold ones and silver ones piled all around me...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"Alas but the moth hadn't brought the eagles, who have stolen our cookies. One i'd hidden in secret, But Gimli ate it :eek:.Wherefore now shall we find nourishment?" *Looks @ Chakal's shop* "Mayhaps we shall-Are those Uruks carrying explosive mines?" *Watches as a bunch of Uruk-hai carry mines by, in the rear stands Curumo* "WHERE IS THE RING!!?" He asked, a crazed look in his eyes. "To whom are you speaking sir?"
"The elf up ahead there.You!Elf!What is your name?" Asked Saruman

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

"Which Elf?"

Off Topic: Sorry guys I haven't been on for like a week, it was due to the fact I was in a play this week and that I had rehearsal every night from 4pm-8:30pm!

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

"Which Elf?"

Off Topic: Sorry guys I haven't been on for like a week, it was due to the fact I was in a play this week and that I had rehearsal every night from 4pm-8:30pm!

Ok, but please post on Just another Day (I have the feeling you've done already, I'm going to look).

[MidianElfwitch]

"Duuude, they've even got special effects. Look at that eye-thingy! That's really well-made!"
~¤~
"Legolas, your hair looks fine, you do not need a mirror!"
~¤~
"Crebain, Crebain from Dunland! Oh, never mind, it's just Gandalfs´ new instant messaging system..."
~¤~
"The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark." An extremely uncomfortable pause. "I'm only joking, welcome to Lóthlorien!"
~¤~

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

"Ello Poppets," said some creepy guy steping out from behind a bush!

[Puzzle_the_Donky]

"Ello Poppets," said some creepy guy steping out from behind a bush!
When the very normal guys stepped out of the bushes, they saw some very creepy guys and said (a little afraid): "Ello Poppets."

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"Which Elf?"

Off Topic: Sorry guys I haven't been on for like a week, it was due to the fact I was in a play this week and that I had rehearsal every night from 4pm-8:30pm!.

"I believe he's speaking to you, Leawyn..." *Strings an arrow n' sets it aflame* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT??" Shouted Curumo. *takes aim n' nails a mine!! :eek: A loud "KABOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM" Is heard followed by a "MY BEARD!!!PUT IT OUT!!!PUT IT OUT!!!!"* :D "When are we gonna visit Edoras?I gotta hankerin' fer some Rohirrim eggnog..." :D

[Elvess_Leawyn_Greenleaf]

"I believe he's speaking to you, Leawyn..." *Strings an arrow n' sets it aflame* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT??" Shouted Curumo. *takes aim n' nails a mine!! :eek: A loud "KABOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM" Is heard followed by a "MY BEARD!!!PUT IT OUT!!!PUT IT OUT!!!!"* :D "When are we gonna visit Edoras?I gotta hankerin' fer some Rohirrim eggnog..." :D
Ok, I don't care about visiting Rohan. Don't care when, just lead the way!

[xXx Carmen xXx]

ooc: OMG! It's my old RPG! sorry everyone... but it rocked... I'm sad it's been inactive for so long... oh btw I was Elvess_Leawyn_Greenealf... the person who was banned... yes I had it banned on purpose... don't worry. LOL. :p

ic: "Hey Pip, we need to go to the bar part of the train. I hear they have... PINTS!" -Merry

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Takes control of tour car n' speeds for Edoras, running over Uruk-hai. Busts down the doors of the Golden Hall n' runs Grima over* "GUWAAAGHH!":D

[xXx Carmen xXx]

ooc: does't it feel good to post on old threads once again? ahhh... nothing better... well actually there is, but anyways...

ic: "Sean let go of that handle and let me continue the tour!" *grabs wheel and leads them to Rohan, right on schedule* "And as for you Pippin and Merry getting pints, well you'll have to fight for 'em. Hobbit's are only allowed the half pints, and only one. We don't appriciate drunken hobbits on The Two Tours; they get quite violent, the drunk hobbits I mean.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

ooc: does't it feel good to post on old threads once again? ahhh... nothing better... well actually there is, but anyways...

ic: "Sean let go of that handle and let me continue the tour!" *grabs wheel and leads them to Rohan, right on schedule* "And as for you Pippin and Merry getting pints, well you'll have to fight for 'em. Hobbit's are only allowed the half pints, and only one. We don't appriciate drunken hobbits on The Two Tours; they get quite violent, the drunk hobbits I mean.

*Hands Merry n' Pippin pints* *Steps out of tour car n' right onto Grima* "EECHH!"

[xXx Carmen xXx]

"GKoN! I just told them NO!" *grabs the pints from Pippin and Merry's hand and dumps half of them out* "There... now they're only halfs." *smile*walks back to wheel* "And on our left we have... the plains of Rohan... and on our left... the plains of Rohan... and in the front... more of the plains."

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Slips 'em pints when Saralina isn't looking*:p

[xXx Carmen xXx]

"I saw that GKoN! Don't you know I have eyes in the back of my head!" *turns around and smiles, grabbing the pints and chucks 'em at Sean's head*

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Ducks* *Saralina sees an indignant ale-drenched Eomer*:D

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*giggles* "You look funny when you're mad, Eomer." *ducts at dagger aimed for her head* "You have bad aim when you're mad, too!"