Eeeeegggggssss

[TrueCrusader]

We likes EGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[black cloak]

we do

[TrueCrusader]

Nicessss juicccesssssssssssss eeeeeeeeggggggggggssssssssssssssssssssss
we likessssssssss eggggggssssssssssssssss nicessssss bird eggggsss

[black cloak]

how about the bird do we like that

[TrueCrusader]

YEESSSSS CRUNCHABLE BIRRRRDDDSSSSSSSSSSS

[black cloak]

how about soft birds

[TrueCrusader]

YEEEEESSSSSSSSS chuiessssss on the outsidddeee gooy and niicccccceeeeeee on the outsssssssidde

[black cloak]

how about plastic birds

[TrueCrusader]

nooooosssss! we cantssssssss even try to eattttssssss that!

[black cloak]

how about furry birds

[TrueCrusader]

MMMMMMMMMM FURRYSSSSSSS BIRDSSSSs

[black cloak]

how about bald birds

[TrueCrusader]

Wess had notssssss beenssss ablesss to eattttttttssssssssss a birdddssss likess thatssssssss!

[black cloak]

ok whatever

[black cloak]

hay true have you tried the new pepsi it is like this holiday spice pepsi it is SO SO SO nasty :(

[Dragon]

Does it tastes like birds or eggs?

[black cloak]

bird ****

[Valiant4ever]

I thought it tasted more like delicousssssss wormssss

[black cloak]

that is what dad said but i do not like it

[Dragon]

what about worm eggs?

(AAA!! somebody help me! I'm becoming a DUFFER!!! I can't help it. I -- I must give in -- I must post stupid stuff on the Land of the Duffers forum...nooooo...)

[Dead Rain]

i was juist about to say that dragon. you need to leave. NOW. i don't want to lose you! nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TrueCrusader]

You must give in! I know there is a duffer in you! Search your feelings you know it to be true!

[TrueCrusader]

muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[black cloak]

do they really have to give in true

[TrueCrusader]

Come Play with us Dragon!Come Play with us Dragon!
Come Play with us Dragon!Come Play with us Dragon!
Come Play with us Dragon!Come Play with us Dragon!
Come Play with us Dragon!Come Play with us Dragon!
Come Play with us Dragon!Come Play with us Dragon!
Come Play with us Dragon!Come Play with us Dragon!
Come Play with us Dragon!Come Play with us Dragon!
Come Play with us Dragon!Come Play with us Dragon!

[black cloak]

true i think you are scaring him

[jennyjenjen56]

WOW, this whole gollum/smeagol thing is creepy! ;)
:D

[GrayCloak]

No, you should hear him in real life, *that is creepy* (Andy Serkis eat your heart out....)

[black cloak]

i agree with Gray it is creepy

[Dead Rain]

ok now i REALLY don't want to meet True.

but stay away, Dragon! i'm dead serious!

[black cloak]

oh he is really nice

[Dead Rain]

and I quote*sarcasticly, of course*: "your words are so convincing."

[black cloak]

hehe i know

[TrueCrusader]

Black Cloak Dead rain is beating you in posts! quickly run to the lamp post get more post! State your beliefs on the D&DR page!!!

[black cloak]

what does that have to do with eggs

[Dernhelm]

Nothing. At a certain point the ability of eggs to provide conversation fails.

[Dernhelm]

But one can always try. *hopeful*

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

WHO DUG UP THIS THREAD AND WHY???? I saw it in the archives and I want to know WHY? Why again???

[black cloak]

Dernhelm it is all her fault

[Dernhelm]

WHO DUG UP THIS THREAD AND WHY???? I saw it in the archives and I want to know WHY? Why again???

Because it's fun to dig up old threads! And besides, those who don't dig wouldn't see them if somebody didn't bring them up. They're a part of our history! Aren't you proud of our history?

[Checkmate]

We do too, very much...

[black cloak]

hehe i remember this thread

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

I wasn't here for this part of history in the land of Duffers.

[Dernhelm]

There's still time...:D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

you like eggs too??? :D

[QueenLucy07]

The only way i like eggs, is if they r boild. otherwise they make me feel sick by just smelling them.

[Dernhelm]

Egg salad sandwiches, anyone? :D

[Elendil]

Yummy Durnhelm Yummy!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

YES!i like egg salad and egg salad sandwiches!!what kind of bread? :D

[Gryphon]

im sorry to say this, but.... i hate eggs. omlettes, devilled(however you spell that), scrambled all that stuff, i dont like it... sorry.

[Elendil]

I don't like scrambled or poached, but any other way is fine

[glamel]

sunny side up is good! :p

[Elendil]

Mashed with mayonase!

[glamel]

or boiled eggs with mayonaise is nice! :D :)

[Elendil]

That's what I just said. Oh well ;)

[Eowyn]

hmmm, I'm allergic to eggs....

[Elendil]

That's to bad, you don't know what you're missing!

[glamel]

hahaha! others are allergic to it! :)
but im not! :p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

sunny side up,scrambled...omlets,egg salad,uhhhhhhh what about candy eggs??? :D

[Dernhelm]

Oookay, I think Gollum imitations count as Duffering; read the first page! :D

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Gosh Dern...I think this thread has been resurected TWICE. Meh...w/e. EGGSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Dora_the_explora]

Whats so special about eggs?

[Hannah Diaz]

" duh" hahahaha

[Dernhelm]

Whats so special about eggs?
We liiiikess Eeeegggsssss! We doesss!

:D

[Dernhelm]

We doesssn't liiikesss Cheessse Wizzzes! They hurtsssss usss, they doesss!

[EveningStar]

Whats so special about eggs?It'ssss how they getsss the yoke inside that sssshell when theresss no sssseam or zzzzipper.

[Dernhelm]

A box without hinges, key, or lid
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

~The Hobbit

[Dora_the_explora]

Ok.....
This is wierd............

[Dernhelm]

Isn't it? :D

I just found another way to boil eggs! I like it.

Egggsssss! MUHAHAHAHAhahahahahaaa! We have Fred the Box, Stan the Cookie, and whoever the elephant was. We also have the "Uber Turnip"... or we did. :D (until we ate it)

What about Ben the Egg? (There's a rather sad story about how Eggs Benadict came along. *sniff* Someday I'll tell it to you. *sniff*)

:D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Wasn't it BILBO the Mumak??Anyways...Just where DID he wander off too? Smeagol likes eggses, he remembers, he filched 'em outta bird's nests Precious. :D

[Dernhelm]

Yes. Squashed him flat. Poor Ben.

:p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Okay...you know somethin' about Bilbo I don't. Where has that over-sized heffalump been!? And just WHY did he squash Ben flat?Did he say something malicious to him?Or maybe it's cause Bilbo's allergic to eggs n' hates them asides... :D

[unleavened]

I like eggs on salad...
Ooooh! and huevos a la mexicana! That's the best!!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Yes,yes precious. Those are quite tasty!My sister used to cook eggs n' feed 'em to my kitty Hobbes. Alas I had to give Hobbes to someone.Long story. :(

[Rhyanidd]

I like eggs....they are fun to chuck at people...'specially if they are rotten. And its funny to switch goose eggs with the chicken eggs and then have your sister make eggs for herself and then she goes to taste them and they taste funny!:D That was the funniest thing ever! It was silly...because Goose Eggs are bigger than Chicken Eggs...oh well!....And I like to watch it when my gooses eggs hatch...thats really cool...

[unleavened]

Eggs are also used to explain the trinity. It comes close...I guess you take what you can get into your tiny human mind.

[Apple_Of_Life29]

the yolk of an egg is the biggest single cell in the world!

mmm. i like eggs with cheeeese

[Rhyanidd]

Eggs are also used to explain the trinity. It comes close...I guess you take what you can get into your tiny human mind.
So are apples.

[Dernhelm]

I like eggs....they are fun to chuck at people...'specially if they are rotten. And its funny to switch goose eggs with the chicken eggs and then have your sister make eggs for herself and then she goes to taste them and they taste funny!:D That was the funniest thing ever! It was silly...because Goose Eggs are bigger than Chicken Eggs...oh well!....And I like to watch it when my gooses eggs hatch...thats really cool...
Geese. When your geese eggs hatch. *shakes head* What do they teach them in these schools? :p :D

[Rhyanidd]

Geese. When your geese eggs hatch. *shakes head* What do they teach them in these schools? :p :D
Mesah re-read my post and the only error was in the fact that I said "gooses" instead of "gooses'" I forgot the apsoterphe...(sp?) I know what I am talking about mesah had geese me preety much whole life..I'm an expert on the peculiarities of talking about them :p It should be "gooses'" not "geeses" because it is one goose that is sittin' on the nest!

[unleavened]

That still didn't make any sense. You mean goose's?

[Rhyanidd]

Well however the apstrophe is used its two 'o's not two 'e's

[Dernhelm]

:p

*ahem*

Anyway... *throws an egg at somebody...* :p

[lieke]

:p

*ahem*

Anyway... *throws an egg at somebody...* :p
AUCH
*gets egg on head*
noo, poor poor Ben.. wait this isn't Ben.... DIE EGG DIE!
we likesss it, we needsss it :D

*throws egg back at Dernhelm* :D

[Dernhelm]

Hey! I never did anything to you! *tries to look innocent* :p Backs slowly away, while fiddling with something in her pocket...

[lieke]

Hey! I never did anything to you! *tries to look innocent* :p Backs slowly away, while fiddling with something in her pocket...
that's true, you never did anything to me *walks away and hides behind wall* *throws eggsss from wall* ha, like i would believe you! :p

AND GIVE ME BEN FROM YOUR POCKET!! we wantsss it we needsss it, it's the precious.... :D

*steals Ben and runs away with it*
*tries to destroy Ben in fires of Mount Doom :eek:

[Wunderkind]

Interesting topic....:rolleyes:

[unleavened]

Define normal...

[lieke]

ahem!!

today is the best day of your (YES I MEAN YOU) life, i'm going to post a egg poem here :p

Eggs

Lots of animals come from eggs
Some with fins
And some with legs.

Some that chatter
And some that cheep
Some that fly
And some that creep.

Some that slither
And some that run
Some with feathers
And some with none.

Animal eggs can be quite small
Or just as big as a tennis ball.

The animals here
They're quite a few
Hatch from eggs
And lay them, too.


isn't it great :D but i still have Ben! Ben were are you *searches for Ben* O NO! i tried to destroy Ben in Mount Doom :eek: BEN NOOOO BEN i probably dropped him before i could throw him in the fire:(

[unleavened]

That was actually not a bad poem...not bad at all.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Watches as Ben chases after Bilbo the Mumak w/ a plastic sword...* "Uh...I wouldn't do-Er...He'll find out." :D

[happilyeverrandom]

are we still talking about eggs?

[unleavened]

Yes, ben is an egg.

[lieke]

*finds Ben*
BEN, I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU:eek:
*hugs Ben*
wait... you're an egg!

*cookes Ben*

[unleavened]

how? over easy? scambled? boiled? sunny side up?

[lieke]

boiled:D

*pittys Ben*:(
poor Ben, i'll save you
*gets Ban out of boiled water*
*realizes it is BEN :eek:*
*jumps on Ben*

[Dernhelm]

*grabs Ben just before he gets smashed*

*throws another egg at lieke*

Hah! That what you get for calling me a duffer. :mad:

:D

[Miss.SunFlower]

what does this have to do with any thing

[lieke]

*grabs Ben just before he gets smashed*

*throws another egg at lieke*

Hah! That what you get for calling me a duffer.


*gets egg on face*
:mad:
*throws Dernhelm in the Trash Can*
ha, that's what you get for not admitting your dufferness :D and for calling me a guy :eek: :eek:
*gets Ben back*

[Miss.SunFlower]

you're going to kill me on another thread if u don't believe me check the popularity thread.

[Narborg]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :d

[lieke]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :d
*cries*
that was just... beautiful said.... *cries harder*

:p

[Miss.SunFlower]

why does everyone like eggs sooooo much, they're kinda gross.

[lieke]

why does everyone like eggs sooooo much, they're kinda gross.
:eek:

what???????

*comforts Ben*
shht, didn't mean it like that

:p

[Dernhelm]

Oops. Sorry! :p I think your avater mixed me up. :o

*throws an egg* :D

[lieke]

Oops. Sorry! I think your avater mixed me up.

*throws an egg* :D
it's okay ;)

*avoids egg*

why on earth are you throwing eggs at me :eek:

*gets catapult full with eggs and points it at Dernhelm*
5....4....3....2....1........

[Dernhelm]

*dodges just in time...but deflects the eggs back at lieke with her sword!* :p

[Queen Swanwhite]

I LOVE EGGS!!!!! :eek: :eek: :D

[Dernhelm]

*throws an egg at QS* :D You do? *innocent expression* :p

[EveningStar]

Dozzzzzenssss of Egggggssss

Yellllowww yokessseeessss

Stiiiicky goooey eggggggssss!

:D

[Gus-Gus]

i hade eggs to eat but i like bird

[lieke]

i hade eggs to eat but i like bird
WHAT :eek: *throws eggs at Gus-Gus*
EAT THEM!! :p

*gets Ben the Egg back*

don't eat him, he is niccccceeeeeee:D

[Dernhelm]

Egggsss! Weee liiiksss Eeeegggggssss, we dooooesssss. Giiive ussss eeeggggssss! Niiice massster hassssss eggssssss; we ssaaaaw theeeem. Eeeeeggggsssssss!

[lieke]

Egggsss! Weee liiiksss Eeeegggggssss, we dooooesssss. Giiive ussss eeeggggssss! Niiice massster hassssss eggssssss; we ssaaaaw theeeem. Eeeeeggggsssssss!
master? ... oh you mean me?! :p
*sees Dernhelm trying to steal Ben*
*throws Egg in Dernhelm's face*
NO ONE STEALS BEN!!! :mad:

:p

[Dernhelm]

I DO!!! :mad:

:p

[lieke]

NOOOOOOOOO :eek:

GIVE ME BEN!! :mad:

:p

[Dernhelm]

NEVER!!! Muhahahahahahah!!! *Pretends to squash Ben* :D

[lieke]

*deletes old post to revive the thread:D*

NEVER!!! Muhahahahahahah!!! *Pretends to squash Ben*
:eek: BEN!!!

please don't hurt him *puppy dog eyes* :(

*throws another egg in Dernhelm's face and takes Ben*
i can't believe you bought that :rolleyes:

[Dernhelm]

ARG!!! *pulls out phaser she took from Putput* Give him BACK! :mad:

[lieke]

NEVER :eek:
*runs with Ben to a safe place....*:D

[Dernhelm]

*calls the purple elephants* Get Ben!

[lieke]

NOOOO, NOT THE PURPLE ELEPHANTS :eek:

*sends army of Space Cats to fight the purple elephants*

*gets Ben and goes to somewhere safe*:D

[Dernhelm]

The purple elephants quickly squashed the space cats underfoot. :D Then Dernhelm turned to the cleverest one, and said, "Go get Ben."

[EveningStar]

The badger got out his street broom and swept all the mashed space cats into a pile so they could be put in the dust bin. "Messy, messy! At least that's the only mess the purple elephants left..."

[lieke]

but what the badger didn't know was that the Space Cats survived, and they attacked him and locked him in Orthanc, where he had to stay forever and ever and ever.....
Meanwhile Lieke was still hiden and kept Ben really safe:D

[EveningStar]

Sorry, Lieke. I still had a "Get out of jail free" card tucked in me vest.

[lieke]

darnit, well.... uh.... YOU STILL DON'T HAVE BEN!! HA!!:D

[Wunderkind]

We likes EGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I like scrambled eggs! :rolleyes:

[Dernhelm]

I want Ben the Egg back!!!! :mad: :D

*throws a pie at lieke*

[lieke]

I want Ben the Egg back!!!!

*throws a pie at lieke*
*gets Pie (mplf:p)in face*

:mad:

*tastes Pie (mplf)* hmm, this tasted gooooooooooooooood:D *eats Pie (mplf)* *gives Ben some Pie (mplf)*

thanks Dernhelm:D

*runs away with Ben*

[Dernhelm]

* throws another Egg at Lieke! *

[lieke]

NOT AGAIN :eek:
*gets egg in face*

you've hurt one of Ben's friends, now he will never return to you :mad:

*runs away with Ben*:D

[Dernhelm]

Hard boil him, then soke him in vinigar; then he won't break as easily. :p

*runs after Lieke*

[lieke]

*boils egg*
*throws hot egg in Dernhelm's face* mhuahahaha:D

*hides Ben* :D

[Dernhelm]

You see, Ben? She isn't to be trusted! You'd better run away from her!

[lieke]

the thread was dead :eek: NOOOOO BEN!!

You see, Ben? She isn't to be trusted! You'd better run away from her!
He's an egg, he can't run :rolleyes: right Ben? *shakes hands with Ben* :D

[Dernhelm]

Then roll away! :rolleyes:

:D

[Apple_Of_Life29]

i like my eggs with cheese. i like cheese omelets very much actually.

[lieke]

Then roll away! :rolleyes:

ROFL, lol :D i didn't see that one coming :D

but Ben stays with me :cool: *holds Ben*

[Dernhelm]

*Junp, Ben, jump!*

:D

[lieke]

*puts ben of chair and ducttapes him to it* he will never leave me :mad:

:D

[Dernhelm]

See how mean she is? SEE?!?!?!?! Now, when you get a chance, RUN!!! (Or roll; whatever...:p)

*sneaks up and cuts the duct tape*

:D

[lieke]

:eek: i'm not mean, i was trying to protect Ben from your evil evilness :mad:

NOOOO, BEN!!!!

:p

[Dernhelm]

Sheeeee LIIIIEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Don't beelive heeer! Sheee liieeesssssssss... *gollum, gollum*

:p

[lieke]

Smeeaaaagol, listen to master! (the master is of course me:D) LEAVE NOW, AND NEVER COME BACK! *sees Dernhelm running*

*gets Ben and takes him to the safehouse:D*

[Dernhelm]

Eeeeeeggggggggsssssssssssss!!!!!! :D

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Duckiessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
pocketssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
fishessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Dernhelm]

NO! EEEEeeeeeggggggssssssss! :mad:


;)

[SlpNarniaQueen]

keysssssssssssssssssssss
catssssssssssssssssssssss
dogsssssssssssssssssssssss
rabbitssssssssssssssssssssss
monkeysssssssssssssssssssss
blueberriessssssssssssssssssss
mudssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[lieke]

:eek: EEGGGSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

No keys, cats, dogs, rabbits, monkeys, blueberries or muds :mad:

:p

EEGGSSSSSSSS!!!!

BEN!:D

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

My middle brother Michel and I always used to take eggs from our kitchen and we threw it over the top of our roof :D Especially my brother could throw them so far. He even reached the garden of our neighbours on the opposite of the street.

[lieke]

My middle brother Michel and I always used to take eggs from our kitchen and we threw it over the top of our roof :D Especially my brother could throw them so far. He even reached the garden of our neighbours on the opposite of the street.
You throw with eggs??? :eek: That... is.... so..... mean.....

you probably killed Ben's friends:mad:

(:p)

[loverble]

You throw with eggs??? :eek: That... is.... so..... mean.....

you probably killed Ben's friends:mad:

(:p)


i dispise eggs!

who throws eggs anyway.
oh yer you :rolleyes:

[lieke]

i dispise eggs!

who throws eggs anyway.
oh yer you :rolleyes:
:eek: i did not!!!

well... maybe:D

BEN! *gets Ben*

[Queen Swanwhite]

I love eggs. They rock. :) I like Fried eggs, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs and poached eggs :p

[lieke]

I love eggs. They rock. :) I like Fried eggs, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs and poached eggs :p
*covers Ben's ears* you don't have to hear this :eek:

You're right, Eggs rock:D

[Dernhelm]

BEN! Come back here! :mad:

;)

[lieke]

Like he would listen to you:p

*runs away with Ben*

[Dernhelm]

:mad: :mad: :mad:

;)

[lieke]

:p :p :p

:D

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

I never knew my brother could throw them so far :eek: I think Ben might have been one of them or maybe jack was one of them as well? :confused: :D

[lieke]

I never knew my brother could throw them so far :eek: I think Ben might have been one of them or maybe jack was one of them as well?
Well, we know Ben wasn't because he is still alive with me... or he was taken out of the air by that eagle over there and saved and brought to me... that is also a posibillity. I think Jack was one of them :( poor Jack:(

[Mrs Gil-Galad Took]

Jack the sparrow :D He never forgave my brother for throwing him. My brother threw him not far enough to land in the tree, so Jack survived but he wished to have landed in the tree. It was rented by Ben :D

[Dernhelm]

*Runs away with Ben in hand*

:D

[lieke]

wait.... if you have Ben.... that means i don't have him.... and that isn't good, 'cause he is supposed to be here with me.... hmm... *thinks*...

....

wait a sec...

STOP!!!! THAT'S MY BEN!!!!

[Dernhelm]

*doesn't stop* :p

[lieke]

:eek: What? why not? I asked it nice right? you have my Ben! I would like to have him back.... pretty please?:D

[Dernhelm]

He's not your's! He's MINE!!! :mad:

:p

[lieke]

but... i thought... i mean... he..is....m.i.n.e. right??? :(

*steals Ben* now he is:D

[Dernhelm]

You...You... *splutters* YOU! :mad: *calls* THIEF! THIEF!

;)

[lieke]

I'm not a thief, i just got my own Ben back, how dare you calling me a thief :eek: YOU are the thief yourself, you got Ben from me without my permission... AND DON'T SAY THAT IS EXCACTLY WHAT I DID, BECAUSE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!! :mad:

shh, Ben, she is not coming back, you're safe now, that evil person will never get to you!!

:p

[Dernhelm]

Egggsssss! MUHAHAHAHAhahahahahaaa! We have Fred the Box, Stan the Cookie, and whoever the elephant was. We also have the "Uber Turnip"... or we did. (until we ate it) *grin*

What about Ben the Egg? (There's a rather sad story about how Eggs Benadict came along. *sniff* Someday I'll tell it to you. *sniff*)

:D

I MADE Ben the Egg!

But a couple posts later...

AND GIVE ME BEN FROM YOUR POCKET!! we wantsss it we needsss it, it's the precious.... :D

*steals Ben and runs away with it*
*tries to destroy Ben in fires of Mount Doom :eek:


You see? He was mine until you stole him! And you tried to throw him into the fires of Mount Doom! :mad: Ben, you really, really don't want to be around her.

*snaches Ben* *hehehe*

[lieke]

but i.... i....uhm... was under mind controll of the evil Scaryman, you can't blame me for that :mad:

And so what if you created it, he wants to be with me, not with you, GIVE BEN BACK :mad:

(and i'm really interested in that sad story about how Eggs Benadict came along:p)

[Dernhelm]

I don't know...it's really sad. And besides! If I tried to tell it to you, you'd end up taking Ben! :mad: :p

[lieke]

No matter what you would do, i would still end up taking Ben:D

[Dernhelm]

:mad:

All right. Ben, you see, was the family name. Every boy in the family was named Ben, and every girl, Bena. One day the clan was attacked – only our Ben escaped. All the rest were taken and made into a dish that was later named "Eggs Benadict". Never mention that name to an egg, for it was the greatest tradgedy of their kind. :(

[lieke]

*cries* poor Ben :( *hugs Ben while taking him with me:D*

[Dernhelm]

*sits weeping, and doesn't see* :p

[lieke]

*gives poor Dernhelm a hug which makes her fall asleep:D* Whispers: now Ben, she is asleep, we can go now... *goes*

[Dernhelm]

*hehehe*

:D

[lieke]

Ok, now i'm confused, i take Ben and let you fall asleep and you laugh??

Tell me why!:D

[Dernhelm]

Because I put you to sleep in the other thread! :D (And took Ben)

So now I have Ben. *flies away*

[lieke]

Because I put you to sleep in the other thread! (And took Ben)

So now I have Ben. *flies away*
So... now the Cheese thread and the eggsssss thread are bound together? :p

*feels raindrops on her head* what? i was sleeping? :eek: *sees Dernhelm flying* YOU CAN FLY??? :eek: not another person who can flie, please tell me you don't sing Peter Pan songs :p

*gets airplane*

[SOS~]

I looooooooooooooooooove egggggggggggggggggggggggggggggssssssss.I eat them everydaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hello mcfly]

I loooooovvveee scrambles eggs! But other than that! Ewwww, eggs are gross! Haha! Dont yell at me!

[SOS~]

I like 'em sunny side up!

*cracks open ostrich egg*

[Dernhelm]

*feels raindrops on her head* what? i was sleeping? *sees Dernhelm flying* YOU CAN FLY??? not another person who can flie, please tell me you don't sing Peter Pan songs

*gets airplane*

Duffers: "We can fly! We can fly! We can fly!!!"

:D

*flies faster*

[lieke]

NOOOOOO, STOP SINGING!! *covers ears with hands* i...can't....stand....it :eek:

*flies after Dernhelm in an airplane:D*

[Dernhelm]

*plunges under the water, and starts swimming* :D

[lieke]

:eek: so you can fly and swim?

...

Do i have any superpowers?:D

*goes after Dernhelm in a boat* :D

[ILIKEPILLOWS]

YESSSSS!!! EGGGGGSZSZ! :eek: :D

[lieke]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

....

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

...

*clears throat*

...

sorry, i wasn't myself for a moment... where was i... oh, right: *goes after Dernhelm with a boat:D*

[Dernhelm]

( You'll need a submarian. :D I'm waaay below the surface.)

[lieke]

Of course not, i mean, i can't swim, so i will go to the bottem immediately:D *jumps out boat and sinks to the bottem* I can see you now *runs after Dernhelm*

AAIIIRRRR???? :eek:

[Dernhelm]

*watches Lieke drown* :D *is happy*

;)

[lieke]

:eek: *drowns* *remembers air bottles on her back* *breathes* hahaha:D

*runs after Dernhelm* :cool:

[Dernhelm]

*runs away* (I'm doing the same thing in the CW thread; why is that??? :p)

[lieke]

Well, lets look at the similarities between this thread and the other one:

-we are both in it
-we are the only ones in it most of the time
-that is because it gets too crazy and confused when we're there
-they are both about food
-they are both about food that we both want
-you have the food in both threads
-i want the food in both threads
-i'm trying to get the food in both threads
-i'm going after you
-you're running away

See, that's why:D

*gets after Dernhelm and gets Ben:D*

Now a few similarities are gone, but the subject is still the same :p

[Lady of Lorien]

*watches interestedly from a boat on the surface* Wait is that BEN I see??? I've been looking for him everywhere!!! *shouts into the murky depths* Ben! You don't want to be with Dernhelm OR Lieke! They throw eggs at each other, smash them, boil them.... That's like a pig befriending a ham-eating human! Come with me, I throw other things! NOT, no, NEVER eggs! (well, except in the food fight...but that's a different story.) *dives in and joins the chase*

[lieke]

Wait... another one.... :mad: Ben, you want to be with me, and you know it, i am.. i mean, CW is still your true love, and i will take you to CW :)

*goes away with Ben leaving Dernhelm and LoL behind*:D

[Dernhelm]

*conspires with LoL*

Dernhelm: Hey, can we conspire against Lieke?
Lady of Lorien: If I get the egg!
Dernhelm: We could slice it and share it...

:p

[Lady of Lorien]

*conspires with LoL*

Dernhelm: Hey, can we conspire against Lieke?
Lady of Lorien: If I get the egg!
Dernhelm: We could slice it and share it...

:p

*gasp* SLICE BEN!!!!! See Ben, whadidItellyou?????? Honestly, you can't trust some people.... On the other hand, we could use her help... Hmmm.... *whispers with Ben* We have decided to accept your aid against Lieke under the conditions that I remain Ben's protectress and you do not injure him. Or even hold him for that matter. :D

[lieke]

OOHHH!!! The two of you !!! :mad:

*comforts Ben* shh, it's going to be allright, they might hate you, but i'll always be here!!!

*runs away and hides in safehouse* :mad:

:p

[Dernhelm]

*thinks* *thinks harder*

How can I help if I can't hold him??? :D

[lieke]

you can't! just stop trying :mad:

:p

[Crimson]

We likes EGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

eggs are sick and nasty :p blech!

[Lady of Lorien]

*thinks* *thinks harder*

How can I help if I can't hold him??? :D

You help us escape from Lieke. You stay with me. You fight Lieke off. You fight Lieke off some more. You steer planes, boats, trains, and ponies for us. Etc...

(Ben, don't listen to Lieke! We don't hate you! Well....at least, I don't....although Derny may with all that talk about slicing you up.... *shudders*)

And Ben the Egg isn't sick and nasty!

[Dernhelm]

Hmm. Well, maybe I'll do that. *makes secret plans*

[lieke]

and the two of you say that you want to take care of Ben, i was gone and you let him be alone for 3 months!!!! :eek:

*grabs Ben* shh, it's going to be allright, i'm back

*gets sword and starts fighting LoL and Dernhelm*

(psst: to everyone who loves Ben: EEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSS, they needsss us to fightsss for them:D)

[Dernhelm]

BEN! She'll hurt you! Come with me, and I'll keep you safe.

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches from afar*

[Danny Darnia]

I love eggs, but I have an alergic in eggs :rolleyes:

Why eggs is so yummy....especially the scramble ones....:(

[lieke]

BEN! She'll hurt you! Come with me, and I'll keep you safe.

NOOO BEN! That kitchen is not a safe place! She'll eat you, and then you'll become just like your family!!

[Lady of Lorien]

But I won't...

That's right, Ben, come along with me... Here we are. Now, since Derny has apparently gone back on out ancient agreement, I guess you're with me alone... Let's build a fortress to keep out Lieke and Dern, shall we? *builds*

[lieke]

But I won't...

That's right, Ben, come along with me... Here we are. Now, since Derny has apparently gone back on out ancient agreement, I guess you're with me alone... Let's build a fortress to keep out Lieke and Dern, shall we? *builds*
what? :eek:

*makes a sneak-in-entrance in the fortress:D*

*sneaks in:D*

[Lady of Lorien]

*closes the door behind her* Ahh, yes, Ben, that trap of yours was a positively BRILLIANT idea!

[lieke]

uhoh :eek: *tries to get out while running away for strange and scary creatures :eek: *

[Lady of Lorien]

*laughs and goes over to Lieke's camp* *eats Lieke's...whatever they eat in Holland...* *offers some to Ben*

[~Lava~]

Why would Ben want eggs LoL? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Dernhelm]

"She's making you a cannibal, Ben! :eek:" *Snaches Ben and runs to a safe place*

[Lady of Lorien]

Yeesh...if they eat eggs in Holland, then LIEKE is planning to either eat Ben or make him a cannibal anyhow!:eek:

*knocks Derny over* *saves Ben*

[lieke]

*laughs and goes over to Lieke's camp* *eats Lieke's...whatever they eat in Holland...* *offers some to Ben*

Yeesh...if they eat eggs in Holland, then LIEKE is planning to either eat Ben or make him a cannibal anyhow!

*knocks Derny over* *saves Ben*


If i would live in Holland that would be dangerous, fortunately i live in The Netherlands (not again, the Dutchys are going to kill me :p) and of course we don't eat eggs! How dare you saying that :mad:

(psst: in Holland we eat probably the same food as you eat, except some really Dutch things, like hutspot and boerenkool:D)

*knocks Dernhelm over too, and LoL also:D*

Come here Ben!
Come here Ben!

[Lady of Lorien]

If i would live in Holland that would be dangerous, fortunately i live in The Netherlands (not again, the Dutchys are going to kill me :p) and of course we don't eat eggs! How dare you saying that :mad:

(psst: in Holland we eat probably the same food as you eat, except some really Dutch things, like hutspot and boerenkool)
I wondered if you'd say that... Pssh, the Netherlands...:rolleyes: The same food as us huh? What's this about hutspot and boerenkool? Right. Although probably they're just fancy names for scrambled eggs...:eek:

*knocks Dernhelm over too, and LoL also*

Come here Ben!
Come here Ben!


Good thing Ben knows your heart for real... See how he's staying with me? *helps Ben resist Lieke*

[lieke]

AARGGHH!!! You.... you.... YOU ARE SO MEAN! :mad:

Come here Ben, she is mean, don't follow her! :mad:

:p

[Lady of Lorien]

AARGGHH!!! You.... you.... YOU ARE SO MEAN! :mad:

Come here Ben, she is mean, don't follow her! :mad:

:p

I suppose being...er..."mean"...is the great characteristic of Dufferism. And since you're a better Duffer than I am, you must be even MORE mean than I am!

Therefore, don't go with her, Ben! She's worse than me, she'll do terrible things to you! Like...probably make you into fancy scrambled eggs under the name of 'hutsput' or 'boerenkool...'

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches from somewhat nearer than 'afar'*

[Crimson]

oh ew. who seriously likes eggs??!! those things are nasty...

[Lady of Lorien]

We don't like to EAT them, are you kidding? We want to make friends with them! After all, their leader IS our worthy Ben the Egg...:rolleyes: :p

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches from not far away*

[Lady of Lorien]

Pretty soon he will be right here. Then I presume he'll go the other direction, right past us, and end up farther away than he started from...:rolleyes:

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches from pretty close*

[lieke]

I suppose being...er..."mean"...is the great characteristic of Dufferism. And since you're a better Duffer than I am, you must be even MORE mean than I am!

Therefore, don't go with her, Ben! She's worse than me, she'll do terrible things to you! Like...probably make you into fancy scrambled eggs under the name of 'hutsput' or 'boerenkool'...
No it isn't, irritation and sillyness however is, and that usually results in being mean towards others, but of course we never intend to be mean... well, most of the times we don't :D


We don't like to EAT them, are you kidding? We want to make friends with them! After all, their leader IS our worthy Ben the Egg...
Yeah! Their leader, and also the last one remaining... poor Ben...:(

*throws plates full of 'Boerenkool' at LoL and at Olorin, who came to close*

BEN!

:D

[Dernhelm]

*picks up Ben, and goes far, far away...*

He's MINE, after all; I invented him! :D

[Timberwolf]

eggs? I love fried eggs and uh, the eggs you mix with milk and fry...but that's it! :D

[Lady of Lorien]

*picks up Ben, and goes far, far away...*

He's MINE, after all; I invented him! :D

*jumps on magic Geni and goes off too the same land far, far away...* *takes Ben* *comes back to the land close, close again* No wait, Lieke's hanging out there... *goes to middle-land*

[lieke]

*gets boat and goes after her:D*

[Dernhelm]

Arg. *Goes on a long, long search for the Egg*

[Lady of Lorien]

What's the Egg? Ya mean...BEN the Egg?:D

*throws distance darts at Lieke's boat* *blows several large holes in the bottom* Oh dear, look at all those fishies...they look kind of long, and gray, and they have big teeth... *Jaws music plays*

*disguises self as a nice old lady and presents Dern with a gift for her journey...a compass that always points towards the last thing you looked at*

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches from right there*

[Lady of Lorien]

I wouldn't... Sounds uncomfortable to be right there!

[lieke]

*puts Olorin (he was right here:D) in the holes in the boat*

*gets rescue boat and sails after LoL and Ben*

[Olórin the Wise]

*steals Ben b/c he was right there, after all* You guys sure were slow on the uptake...

[Lady of Lorien]

Nah... 'Cuz Ben and I AREN'T right there.:D We're in between... Not far, not near, not there... So I still have Ben. *dumps molten lead in Lieke's rescue boat* Rescue boat?:rolleyes: Oh well, lead will sink it...

[lieke]

not again....:eek:

[Dernhelm]

*looks at boat* *follows compass*

:D

*snatches Ben, and dives*

[Lady of Lorien]

Errm...Ben wasn't in the boat... So I still have him...:D

[Dernhelm]

Oh. Arg. I think I'm lost...

[Olórin the Wise]

*pops up right behind LoL* *steals Ben and teleports away* Now now Ben, we'll help you... LoL was mind controlling you, y'know...

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

This is like reading a story about when I was a baby.:p

[Lady of Lorien]

Well...it isn't BEN's fault that you stole his name...:p

Olorin, you left your tele....port open. *follows him* *grabs Ben* Don't you hate it when he brainwashes you like that, Ben? I think I even spy a bottle of brain wash in his hand! (a near relative of window wash) Let's get out of here!