Cheese Family

[black cloak]

knowing Mitch i do not think you will him to watch it. :unsure: :unsure:

[Dead Rain]

GrayCloak--thatz cool. i can't believe that Mitch hadn't seen LOTR. had he read the books?

[black cloak]

um no he had not he does not like reading very much(sorry Gray can not help it ) :D :P

[Dead Rain]

oh. Gray is that true? sorry black. i can't help it. :D :P :D

[black cloak]

:lol: :P Mitch is my bro :P :lol:

[Dead Rain]

are you serious? <_<

[black cloak]

yup

[Dead Rain]

sweet.

[black cloak]

dude we are way off topic

[black cloak]

yah i started another topic without even knowing cool :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[GrayCloak]

Wow! Everytime I check the sight Dead Rain and Black have started another topic!

'Tis true, the boy I called my best friend is indeed Black's brother. He had never read LOTR nor gotten past the first fifteen minutes of the movie, but he sat down with me and watched the whole thing, and actually enjoyed it. Like I said, Star Wars is next. :D

By the way, what is the topic/purpose of this new topic-in laymen's terms, what do you talk about in something called 'Cheese Family'? :huh:

[black cloak]

i have no idea i did not even know i had started it

[B1-66ER]

I split it from the thread "What are you watching?" You never stayed on topic so I put it in here.

[black cloak]

oh

[jennyjenjen56]

What is this topic about??? I am sooo lost! :)

[black cloak]

anything like cheese or whatever

[jennyjenjen56]

LOL :lol: I like cheese!!! I just made a new thread in the lamp post section!!! :)

[black cloak]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dernhelm]

I've been looking through the old, neglected threads...and I'm begining to see why they are neglected.
!!!

[Dead Rain]

oh and because this is so very old, let me tell you that i didn't start threads like THIS. that was all black. she's the crazy one. not me. really. truely. find out for yourself. read every thread in the land of the duffers. you'll see who's the craziest. jk.

[black cloak]

oh and because this is so very old, let me tell you that i didn't start threads like THIS. that was all black. she's the crazy one. not me. really. truely. find out for yourself. read every thread in the land of the duffers. you'll see who's the craziest. jk.

hahahahaha no u are the crazy one heheheh i am your normal average teenager

[Dernhelm]

Hmm... Than why have I never met a normal, avarage teenager before?

[black cloak]

Hmm... Than why have I never met a normal, avarage teenager before?

cuz i am the only one

[Dernhelm]

If you are the only one, then it isn't normal.

[Dernhelm]

And see?!?! Another on the last page. Very sad.

[Lady of Lorien]

I am getting lazy in my old age. I haven't read this thread. :D :p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

wow...old threads...:D

[Lady of Lorien]

Make you feel old? Because we all know you are...:rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Make you feel old? Because we all know you are...:rolleyes:

o.O It was started before I ever joinedO.o

[Lady of Lorien]

When DID you join?

Shoot, we're getting off topic...if this ever had a topic...which I don't know, since I'm too lazy to read the beginning just now... Anyways, what is YOUR relationship with cheese?:p

[Dernhelm]

This thread has no topic; it's another of the threads that got split cause BC got off topic. :D Thus, she started it without starting it! :p

yah i started another topic without even knowing cool :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, the reason for the unknown coding (':lol:') is that once...long, long ago, there were more smilies! :eek: But when they were taken away....:(

And there was...well, either no limit on the number of smilies, or just a larger limit.

[Lady of Lorien]

I know.... I am still lamenting the loss of those dear little faces...:(

[Dernhelm]

*weeps quietly*

[Lady of Lorien]

And the saddest part of all is...I NEVER KNEW THEM!!! I really shoulda found this place ages before I did. Look at all the good stuff I missed out on! :(

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Looks like you'll have to do with the faces you have....

I mourn, too - Blackcloak was a legend before my arrival, but I never knew him. Her. It.

But at least we still have cheese. Without the whiz.

Wendsleydale forever!

[Lady of Lorien]

What was that about 'without the whiz?' *ahem*

And duffering has gone partly under, too...sad....:p

[Dernhelm]

Looks like you'll have to do with the faces you have....

I mourn, too - Blackcloak was a legend before my arrival, but I never knew him. Her. It.

But at least we still have cheese. Without the whiz.

Wendsleydale forever!

Her! :rolleyes: Hehe. It's really amazing; a couple months ago, I was still feeling like a newbie (or n00b :p)...but now...:eek: there really aren't that many people around that knew BC. She needs to visit. Just for a post or two.

And, BTW, why 'Without the whiz'? *suspicous*

[Lady of Lorien]

You...a nOOb... Pssh... if only I was as un-new as you...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[PrinceOfTheWest]

And, BTW, why 'Without the whiz'? *suspicous*
Because
Cheez Whiz

has

its

own

Thread!!!!!!!!!

[Lady of Lorien]

But is is such an all-seeing, dominant power that it leaks into EVERY OTHER PROPER Duffer-thread.:D

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Leaks? Oozes is more like it - sticky, gloppy, squishy, oozy

CHEEZ WHIZ!

[Lady of Lorien]

That sounds like a CW theme song....

See? It has effectively oozed its way into this thread...:)

[Dernhelm]

*hehe* That's what Dufferness does.

[Lady of Lorien]

'Tis the good point of Duffers. Because we all know our themes and stick to 'em. Sometimes.:p

[Dernhelm]

Sticky, gloppy,
Squishy, oozy,
Forever and ever
And ever and
Ever and ever (...)
Cheese Whiz is
Sticky, gloppy,
Squishy, oozy,
Forever and ever
And ever and
Ever and ever (...)
Cheese Whiz is
Sticky, gloppy,
Squishy, oozy,
Forever and ever
And ever and
Ever and ever (...)
Cheese Whiz is
Sticky, gloppy,
Squishy, oozy,
Forever and ever
And ever and
Ever and ever (...)

That was bad. Sorry. :p

[Lady of Lorien]

Not really...interesting overtones of the Cheese Whiz thread, Glorious Food, and....well, I say you just need to throw in some corrupted wishes, and it will be excellent!:D

[Dernhelm]

Hm. That might be difficult. Any ideas?

[Lady of Lorien]

Something about raining sour milk and suchlike...:rolleyes:

[Dernhelm]

But that doesn't fit with the CW...?

[Lady of Lorien]

Here, have some sour CW.:D

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Cheez Whiz does not go sour. Nor rancid. Nor rotten. How could it? With enough preservatives to enbalm a pack of wolves, nothing can make it decay. It just sits there, bright orange and semi-rigid, waiting for one of the few species that can consume it to begin doing so. Sometimes it's a spore of mold that makes the first sally. Sometimes its a butter knife looking for something to spread on some Ritz(r) crackers. But until that happens, CW does not decay.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Cheez Whiz does not go sour. Nor rancid. Nor rotten. How could it? With enough preservatives to enbalm a pack of wolves, nothing can make it decay. It just sits there, bright orange and semi-rigid, waiting for one of the few species that can consume it to begin doing so. Sometimes it's a spore of mold that makes the first sally. Sometimes its a butter knife looking for something to spread on some Ritz(r) crackers. But until that happens, CW does not decay.

herehere! Though it's quite revulsive once hardened...and I do wonder if it'd go rock-hard after several years?probably so...

[PrinceOfTheWest]

Cheez Whiz drying out is simply an advanced state of preservation. It is still edible in dried form (try it!), and can be reconstituted with enough water and patience. Of course, if dry enough it can also be crumbled, grated, or even powdered (how do you think they get that stuff they put on Cheetos?)

[Dernhelm]

*gags* Advanced presevation?

[Dernhelm]

:D How did this sink down to the fiftieth page?

[Dernhelm]

This poor thread. Does no one like cheese any more?

[Dernhelm]

*sniff* I guess no one does. :( Ah well. I'll just sit here with my Cheese Whiz, and wait...

[Olórin the Wise]

I'm here! I just... forgot... about this thread... :D

[Dernhelm]

Yes, I noticed. Do you realize that while you were busy – uh . . . forgetting, I was forced to quadruple post???

Do you think this thread ought to go on the Duffer reading list?

[Olórin the Wise]

Possibly... it wouldn't be that hard to read...

[Dernhelm]

Is that an insult to this thread? :p

[Olórin the Wise]

It's a statement of fact, Derny. Pure and simple.

[Dernhelm]

*is suspicious* :p

[Olórin the Wise]

Why be suspicious? I'm always in the open about things! I mean, look:

DERNY IS A DUFFER!!

[Dernhelm]

Very well. I will accept that it was a statement of fact. :)

[Olórin the Wise]

*looks pointedly at the little thingy that says, "Last edited by Dernhelm 04-01-08 at such-and-such time...*

:p

[Dernhelm]

*innocent expression* What are you staring at, Olóring?

[Olórin the Wise]

The fact that you edited my post. Now, to more important matters... *re-edits post*

[Dernhelm]

:mad:

OiaC

[Olórin the Wise]

I'm a constellation? Cool! :)

[Dernhelm]

No. You're a carrot.





And my guinea pig really, really likes carrots. To eat.

*Muhahahahaha!!!*

[Olórin the Wise]

*gives guinea pig a bunch of carrots w/ free bonus Bugs Bunny*

[Dernhelm]

This is one of the threads BC made accidentally. :p I think we should eliminate the carrots.

[Olórin the Wise]

Does your guinea pig like cheese too?

[Dernhelm]

She likes anything. Even newspapers.

[theorangejello]

haha me 2 except for the newspaper

[Dernhelm]

*lol* Timothy hay?

[theorangejello]

actually oly carrots and cheese

[Miss Freckles]

My guinea pigs liked my fingers... and anything else they got to eat... The younger one took a bite from his older brother's ear once... And then called him "Dog-eared Tom" all his life. Those were hard times for a guinea pig...

[theorangejello]

I've never had Guniea Pigs..i had two fishes.once...but one hung it self...from the tree..or it got stuck and died.. I wonder if they ever hated me, probably did.. I wasn't the best owner...
but then again how do you show love to a fish????

[Dernhelm]

*rofl*

You two are too much. :p

[Olórin the Wise]

How does a fish hang itself?

[theorangejello]

I have no idea.....
we noticed a little too late...

I shall go mourn for my fishy now

[Dernhelm]

*lol* That was cute, Toj. Sound like my younger siblings...you know:

'You put bullets in your bow and arrows?' (at age eight)

'I'm going to put a punish over you!' (at nine)

'I'm going to play this – but I don't know its name, or how it goes....' (seven year old)

'No point in getting sick when I've already got the hiccups!' (five)

Eowyn, how big are kitty eggs? (at seven)

THis is mi nam ant silvue and will you pless sav me
(This was left up in TextEdit on the desktop of our old PowerMac – unsaved. Five-year-old.)


This is totally unrelated to Toj now--I guess I just felt like showing you these. :p

[Miss Freckles]

aye, very cute :D

are they all from different siblings or from the same one(s)? because if you had 6 younger siblings, that would explain a lot about your dufferness...

[Dernhelm]

From the same two. :p Just at different ages. Which helps with understanding that I am NOT A DUFFFER!!!

[theorangejello]

...well i'm the youngest in my family --- OOH how cute... lol
i like the last one

[Dernhelm]

*lol* I love the spellings that age comes up with. :p

[Miss Freckles]

From the same two. :p Just at different ages. Which helps with understanding that I am NOT A DUFFFER!!!

that sounds logical...

logic: *wakes up* what? you people never need me for anything around here? i don't remember the last time i've been to dufferland. what's the matter now?
mf: oh... i forgot. :o
logic: *falls asleep again*

[theorangejello]

hahaha.. i love it when my niece writes things to me.

[Dernhelm]

Toj has a niece? :eek: :p

[Olórin the Wise]

Isn't Lieke her niece, or something?

[Dernhelm]

Wait--what? I'm lost. Again.

[Olórin the Wise]

I think it all started in the original Dramatic Entrance thread. all the crazy stuff that happened there... wasn't RF Lieke's mom (or was it the other way around?), and toj was in there too somewhere, and so on... very confusing.

[Dernhelm]

Oh, right. But I think she ment a real niece anyway, because we were talking about spelling.

[Olórin the Wise]

Well, you never know what's next, with toj...

[Miss Freckles]

MF: Next!
toj: I have a grandfather with a long pink beard and he can spell something great!
Olorinses: *dissolves to puddle on ground*
toj: ...and then he died.

[theorangejello]

Toj has a niece? :eek: :p
Yea, but shes more like my mom's cousins sister in laws granddaughter...

they just said, to me, she's your neice and she's like...5.
Isn't Lieke her niece, or something?

HAHAHAHAHA NOT :rolleyes: - lieke's my SISTER..
older sister.

Wait--what? I'm lost. Again.

You are here!

I think it all started in the original Dramatic Entrance thread. all the crazy stuff that happened there... wasn't RF Lieke's mom (or was it the other way around?), and toj was in there too somewhere, and so on... very confusing.

Yea....Rf = MOM, Gkon = DAD and Lieke = SISTER.

Oh, right. But I think she ment a real niece anyway, because we were talking about spelling.

Yup! spelling!!!!

Well, you never know what's next, with toj...

well actually, i'm going to spanish class right after this. :D

MF: Next!
toj: I have a grandfather with a long pink beard and he can spell something great!
Olorinses: *dissolves to puddle on ground*
toj: ...and then he died.

That was beautiful...sadly...both my grandfathers..passed away....long time ago.
and both were bald.

[Olórin the Wise]

:eek: Does that mean you'll go bald?

[theorangejello]

:eek: Does that mean you'll go bald?

NO
that means that my brother will be bald

[Nightfire]

cheeeeeeeeeesy=]

[Dernhelm]

Will the cheese be bald?

[Nightfire]

shredded, yes.

[theorangejello]

..bald cheese?

...how can cheese be bald if it never had hair...
?

[Nightfire]

thats why im saying instead of bald, it'll be shredded.

[Dernhelm]

How COULD you think of such a thing?

[Nightfire]

*looks around*
are you talking to me?

[Dernhelm]

*glares* Yes, I certainly am.

[Nightfire]

well, since cheese can't be bald, it can always be shredded, which is technically cutting off cheese-hair. so shredded cheese is cheese hair.

[Miss Freckles]

but where is the cheese-head from which the shredded cheese-hair has been cut off? there must be a cheese-head!

[Nightfire]

the cheese-head is the original block of cheddar cheese from which the cheese hair, the shredded cheese, was cut off from.

[theorangejello]

I love cheeesssssseeeeeeee

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[Miss Freckles]

the cheese-head is the original block of cheddar cheese from which the cheese hair, the shredded cheese, was cut off from.

*imagines chedda under guillotine*

NO! NO! FREE THE CHEESE!!!

[Nightfire]

*imagines chedda under guillotine*

NO! NO! FREE THE CHEESE!!!

chedder: MF SAVE ME
mf: AAAAAAAAAH
man in black: step aside, young lady.
mf: where did you come from?
man in black: ....
chedder: SAVE MEEEEE.
man in black: we'll take care of this
man in black 2: *shoots some sort of string around the cheese*
man in black: *maneuvers to the cheese*
guillotine: well here i go
cheddar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[theorangejello]

chedder: MF SAVE ME
mf: AAAAAAAAAH
man in black: step aside, young lady.
mf: where did you come from?
man in black: ....
chedder: SAVE MEEEEE.
man in black: we'll take care of this
man in black 2: *shoots some sort of string around the cheese*
man in black: *maneuvers to the cheese*
guillotine: well here i go
cheddar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH, that's awsome.

[Miss Freckles]

poor cheese. i wonder if it was quick and painless. i do hope it was. *takes off head*
may this piece
of cheddar cheese
rest in peace.

[Nightfire]

man in black: *takes peice of cheddar from mf*
mf: THATS MY CHEESE.
man in black 2: well hello guillotine!
mf: you can take it... its alright... hehh... *runs*