Stupid Q&A Thread

[Dragon]

ok, I found this very strange Q&A Thread (http://www.nanowrimo.org/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?viewmode=flat&order=ASC&topic_id=110&forum=151) at www.NaNoWriMo.org and thought it would be fun to bring something similar here. It's sort of like a mix between a random thread, a trivia thread, and open ended jokes (for lack of better term). It's pretty much all from the top of our heads and stupid stuff. Take a look at the above link if you don't understand.

For instance, in this thread mentioned, someone asks,
What's the worst thing to find out when you're riding a camel?

Then the next person wrote:
finding out you're really riding a squid.
What's the best way to break into showbusiness?

Then the next person writes:
A hammer!
(next question)

So each post, post an answer then a new question/joke.

I'll start.

Why can I only find one of my shoes?

[B1-66ER]

because you only bought one of them

[black cloak]

why would you only buy one shoe

[Dragon]

Originally posted by black cloak@Oct 4 2004, 01:29 PM
why would you only buy one shoe
Because you only have one foot.

Why is it that whenever I sit down to do something important, the phone rings?

[black cloak]

why do you only have one foot

[Dragon]

why do you only have one foot

Because I'm from the land of the duffers.

Why are knock-knock jokes so popular?

[rosymole]

Because ding-dong, ding-dong jokes arent' so funny

[Dragon]

lol! now that's what I'm talking about, rosymole. If you can think of one, please leave a question after the answer. If not, well, you might get stuck with something from me.

Why are there gophers surrounding my house?

[Warrior-Poet51088]

Because you are going to "H-o-double hockey sticks-e"

Why do rainy days make people hyper at school?

[Dragon]

Originally posted by Aragorn51088@Oct 4 2004, 05:46 PM
Why do rainy days make people hyper at school?
There have been very complex scientific experiments trying to explain this baffling phoenomenon. As many of these experiments require the use of electric shocks, DNA samples, text book comparisons, lunch-money/bag-lunch ratios, bully/nerd ratios, I'd rather not comment.

Would a talking beaver make a good presidential candidate? Why or why not?

[Capstick]

Would a talking beaver make a good presidential candidate? Why or why not?

I don't see why he wouldn't; we've already got a talking donkey as one! (Sorry, that was low, and I know there are some people in here who actually like John Kerry). I'll try to be more sympathetic in the future :rolleyes: .

Why did John Kerry cross the road?

[rosymole]

Umm, i was going to say something hilarious about him chasing some not fully open chads across the road, but maybe only i find that amusing?

[Dragon]

Originally posted by Capstick@Oct 5 2004, 12:16 AM
Why did John Kerry cross the road?
to get to the other side of the issue!

Where did I put my keys?

[Warrior-Poet51088]

In your car's ignition.

Why would Deep Blue make the best presidential candidate?

[TrueCrusader]

Because he gets a 'Wave' of voters.

Why cant ostrages fly?

[Dragon]

Originally posted by TrueCrusader@Oct 8 2004, 10:44 AM
Why cant ostriches fly?
They would fly, but telephone wires would hvae to be made a lot heavier so ostriches could land on them without breaking them.

Why can't I think of another question to write?

[rosymole]

because you're thinking about fruit. Very dangerous pass time that!

What should i do when i go into London today?

[Warrior-Poet51088]

Ride a double-decker bus, cuz I heard that they aren't onna be around that much longer...And the bus has to be red, cuz otherwise, it doesn't count.

How Long is a Chinese man

[TrueCrusader]

THAT IS A RACIST COMMENT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUED!

[TrueCrusader]

They are suposed to be called asian americans.

[Dead Rain]

you are truely crazy True. crazy crazy crazy. and Aragorn, i get it.

[TrueCrusader]

I am trying to be politacly correct!

[TrueCrusader]

I dont believe in politacly correctness!

[Dead Rain]

ok we've go a MAJOR schizo on our hands here, ppl.

[rosymole]

I'm very confused? What he if actuall was from CHina? My answer 8'5". NEXT!

[Warrior-Poet51088]

No, How Long is a Chinese man

[Dead Rain]

lol. sorry-charlie(rosy), but it's just kinda funny. How Long is a Chinese man? the answer is IN the question.

[TrueCrusader]

I dont get it.....

[Dragon]

OK. I suppose the answer to this answer has been done to death.

Next question:

Where do clouds come from?

[rosymole]

AHA! now I understand lol! I'm a bit slow at the moment I'm sorry. Thats def one for the memory bank tho!
As for the coulds, well it sure is a poseur?

[TrueCrusader]

the cloud factory!

[Lunis]

I have one! How did werewolves and vampires come to be? (whoa, that is like the dumbest and most random question I've ever asked).


;) (*Luni

[Dragon]

lol, that's funny, 'cause a friend of mine at college has to write a paper about someone in a movie with a mental disorder and he chose the Wolf Man (the Lon Cheney Wolf Man). He came to me for questions 'cause I really like that movie and know a bit about it, but he stumped me with this fact: How did Larry become a werewolf. Well, he was bitten by Bela who was a werewolf. ...and how did he become a werewolf? Well, he was bitten by a werewolf. It can only go back so far, so it really is a good question, how did the first werewolf (Wolf Man movie style werewolf) come to be?

I shall not attempt to answer this at this moment. My brain's too dead. um, cause a vampire ate it.

[TrueCrusader]

Are you asking how did the first werewolf come to be?

[GrayCloak]

The first 'Wolf-Man' came from a gypsy curse didn't it? Unlike the first 'wer-wolf' which was a sorcerer.

[TrueCrusader]

I think so... them gypsys are always into mischief!

[Lunis]

Fascinating! Hmm, I think some research is in order.




(*Lunisssss

[Dead Rain]

ok. well.... just a random stupid question:
why are there only 26 letters in the english alphebet?

[Dragon]

Back to the werewolf and vampire, I believe you're right about the gypsy curse for the werewolf. With the first vampire, I think Dracula made a deal with the devil. Not really a "stupid" answer, but there ya go.

why are there only 26 letters in the english alphebet?

Because people are still having trouble with the ones that already exist.

How does a flashlight work?

[Dead Rain]

How does a flash light work?
well first you but in the batteries and then you ture it on. but before you do that you have to make the flash light. it's quite simple, really. alll you have to do is get the electircical from your local Lego store. with that you can hook it up to a light-bulb and, VOILA! there you have it. your very own flash light. you can even make it as the origonal flash lights by..... ok someone else answer this one.

[Dragon]

no really. that's a good answer. Next question.

Why aren't there dinosaurs around?

[Warrior-Poet51088]

Originally posted by Dragon@Oct 20 2004, 11:07 AM
Why aren't there dinosaurs around?
Because I ate them all.

What is the thing that you know that I do not?

[jennyjenjen56]

Why aren't there dinosaurs around?


Well I believe after the flood, the change in climate ,and air humidity killed them off. Although I do believe that there are still some alive in Africa! In places where the air type is like before the flood. In other words very tropical. :D others will tell you a comet or astiroid killed them off but I say pshaw to that! :) lol

[rosymole]

What is the thing that you know that I do not?

If i told you that I'd have to kill you. Sorry.

[black cloak]

oh oh tell me

[Dead Rain]

What is the thing that you know that I do not?

can't say. you wouldn't know if it were true anyway.

[rosymole]

and if anyone did tell you, you wouldn't believe them anyway... :ph34r: (i do like that smiley - don't know if it means anything particular, but looks very secretive and Ninja-ish to me )

[Warrior-Poet51088]

Originally posted by rosymole@Oct 21 2004, 02:48 PM
:ph34r: (i do like that smiley - don't know if it means anything particular, but looks very secretive and Ninja-ish to me )
That's exactly what I thought that smiley looked like--a ninja!!! :lol: :ph34r:

The answer to my question goes like this:

"I admit it, you are better than I am."
"Then why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you do not know."
"Oh. And what is that?"
"I am not left-handed!!"

Though, Rosymole, I liked the reference to Johnny English (I'm guessing that's what your were quoting): "If I told you that, I would have to kill you."

I've heard that in the UK, Johnny English, as we know it in the states is or was a regular TV comedy with Rowan Atkinson. Is this true? :ph34r:

[Lunis]

"You're amazing."

"I ought to be after twenty years."

.......

"There's something I ought to tell you."

"Tell me."

"I'm not left-handed either."


P.S.

As to the Johnny English question, I have no idea. (heh heh)

[Dead Rain]

Lunis, you're awsome. i love that movie! very funny. nice work.

[jennyjenjen56]

oooo I love the princess bride!!! It's a great movie!!!!

[Dead Rain]

has anyone not seen the princess bride? well... that's kinda really off topic, so.....:

If i were a girafe, what would that make you?

[Dragon]

Originally posted by Dead Rain@Oct 23 2004, 05:33 PM
If i were a girafe, what would that make you?
It would make me sad.

How many rocks are there in a standard creek?

[rosymole]

I've heard that in the UK, Johnny English, as we know it in the states is or was a regular TV comedy with Rowan Atkinson. Is this true?

Huh? Rowan Atkinson has done lots of TV work in teh UK, but there was never a series of Johnny English - I've never seen i he film actually as it just looked too bad! If you liked his acting though watch some episodes of 'Blackadder' - it is the best sitcom of all time! :lol:

As for the giraffe thing - I would be avery large and hairy ferret.

If you had to be super hero what would your special power be?

[Dead Rain]

How many rocks are there in a standard creek?
too many to count, of course.

If you had to be super hero what would your special power be?
complete control of electicity and a left eye that made it so you could see in the dark. oh and vampire wings that were retractable.

[Dead Rain]

oh i knbow it's a double-poster but i forgot the next Q:

if you were to die today, where would you go, why, and how do you know: heaven or hell? and this is a serious question. no joke.

[GrayCloak]

Gee, I just came here to answer the giraffe question...but since you asked for it...(everyone on sight automatically rolles their eyes while emiting a sigh that sounds like 'Reformed People!' :rolleyes: ) :D

A great question my dad asks before admiting people to the Lord's Table is:

If you were to die today and go to the Pearly Gates, where Jesus asked you why should I let you into heaven, what would you say?

Some people would say something like 'Because I'm a good person' or 'Becuase I've paid my service to humanity for living a good life, raising good kids, doing well in my job, ect.' But there is only one way into heaven, and that is through Jesus, who died upon the cross to parden us from the burden of sin. If I were to rest upon my own merits or worths, would not the Living God show me a thousands faults for every good deed I have done? I know myself better than any other human, and know intamitly how deep and peverted my heart is, and I thank the Lord with unending praise that I do not have to rest upon myself for salvation because Jesus was the ultimit sacrifice.

In him alone I have put my faith for my eternal life, and it is through him that I am saved, and have hope for heaven, and the resurection.

"...Those who confess their sins, He is faithful and righteous to forgive them their sins, and cleanse them from all unrighteousness..."

I would go to heaven

[Dead Rain]

good answer.

[white_witch87]

I got a question: Will the cute guy fall in love with me?

[Dead Rain]

if he does......the world is comming to an end. jk

look into my crystal ball.... I see....... a cute boy that will fall inlove with you......but wait... you are dead.....and the boy...is Christ. and again, jk.
but if you're dead you are gonna see Christ , right? I am repeating the last question that i asked above:
if you were to die today, where would you go, why, and how do you know: heaven or hell? and this is a serious question. no joke.

[rosymole]

Oh its getting a bit serious! I do appreciate the in-depth discussions, is there a thread for them where I can learn more? I feel as though I'm not as enlightened as I should be.
and WW87- he may be cute, but is he nice? Nice boys are better than cute ones - I am old I know these things! B)

[black cloak]

this is a question so haha i am not off topic
How old are you

[Dead Rain]

i am older than you.

[black cloak]

:rolleyes: by a year

[Dead Rain]

uhhh... guess again.

new Q:

Why do we have to hear out of out ears?

[black cloak]

how old are you

[GrayCloak]

Originally posted by Dead Rain@Oct 27 2004, 09:47 AM
I am repeating the last question that i asked above:
if you were to die today, where would you go, why, and how do you know: heaven or hell? and this is a serious question. no joke.
Dead Rain, I started a new topic because I thought your question was so good! :D It's called Debating and Discussing Religion and it's in lampost.


And to answer the none theological one:

Why do we have to hear out of out ears?

Because our eyes are watery, and the nose is always stuffed up.

[Dead Rain]

good answer, again, GrayCloak!

ok next Q:

is it possible to eat a spoon without doing anything to it?

[Lunis]

Doing? doing? doing what? (sorry, spasmastic quote from "Emperors New Groove" :rolleyes: ). Hmmm, I'm going to have to think longer on your question.
I suppose you could just swallow the spoon, let it pass through, wash it up and, Voila, it's perfectly normal again. (eew. Look, I'm a girl, and I shouldn't say such things, so just pretend I didn't make any suggestions to your question, ok? thanksss). ;)

(*Luni


P.S. this it what happens when you spend your day doing studies and then get online right before bed. In real life I am not this strange, I assure you. B)

:lol:

[Dead Rain]

that's funny, Lunis. and i love the Emeror's New Grove! and ditto.

new Q:

do you think that the Queens(the band that is) are scarry?

[Warrior-Poet51088]

No, and it's "Queen", not "The Queens". Unless of course you young whipper-snappers are talking about some group I don't know of. A scary-looking badn is Stryper in their yellow outfits, LOL!

"To Heeeeeeeeeeeeeell with the Deviiiiiiiiiiil!"

Next Q:

Is the hoky-poky reall "what it's all about"?

[black cloak]

omg i never thought of it but i am preaty shure that is what it is all about

um um i cannot think of a question hold on...................got it why is it called taking a dump when you are really leaving one <_<

[Dead Rain]

black! don't ever say that again.

[black cloak]

mom thought if it

[Dead Rain]

no. the very first three letters symbolizing three words. don't ever say that again!

[black cloak]

:huh:

[rosymole]

Erm, right, this is one a liek, and it does have a real answer, frist person to get it wins...something,
When is a door not a door?

[GrayCloak]

When it's a-jar! :lol:

[black cloak]

i do not get it

[rosymole]

Hooray for Gray! you win and old pack of cards i found while tidying up a drawer today! :lol:

[Dead Rain]

ncie one, rosy. that one actually made me..eh.. half laugh.

[black cloak]

i have a nother question why do they put a experation date on sour cream

[Dragon]

To let the consumer know when he or she might expire after eating it.

Why do so many singers in pop songs claim that they "feel like they could fly" or say that they "wish they could fly"? Why flying and not, say, the ability to do advanced calculus? (both are unrealistic wishes for the one wishing them, but at least with calculus you could get a decent job)

[GrayCloak]

Originally posted by Dragon@Nov 10 2004, 12:17 AM
Why do so many singers in pop songs claim that they "feel like they could fly" or say that they "wish they could fly"? Why flying and not, say, the ability to do advanced calculus? (both are unrealistic wishes for the one wishing them, but at least with calculus you could get a decent job)
Because thinking of calculus hurts their heads which incidently are filled with air (both hot and otherwise) and there is a real posipility that their craniums are actually light enough to lift them off the ground.

k, new question:

Who would win in hand to hand combat: Master Cheif from Halo, or the Preditor?

(this had been much debated, the answer will call in many bar bets, and rash wadgers :P )

[TrueCrusader]

Master chief! He has a motion sensor! Im here to debate it though! not to mention are you going on a predator with or without his suit! Because if its master chief no guns against predator no guns then that would probably be a close call because predators are very very very strong! But then again master chief is a SPARTAN2 whitch means that he could be stronger! ok, ok! I am rabling on so... Please be more specifec, because it depends on the terrian! lets say it was a forest and the predator was expecting master chief! PREDATOR there plasma cannon could destroy his shield then the predator could finish him off with spear gun or like plasma pistol! BUT if its a wide open space of course master chief could win! He can do acrobats! So i have been rambling on for a long time so I'll stop..... Im a geek.. (sob) (sob) (sob)!

[GrayCloak]

Hey, if Preditor doesn't get his suit, then Master Chief doesn't get his (Mohj, I think it's spelled) armor either! And what do you mean that Predior would have an advantage if they were in the forest, Cheif trained in the forest!

And I said 'hand to hand' so no weapons, though if they did have weapons Master Chief would win because his favored weapon is a sniper rifle. ;)

[TrueCrusader]

Gray that is not what I said what I said was if the predator was waiting for master chief and MASTER CHIEF DID NOT KNOW!!!!!! if you have studied predators (Which I have, I am a geek arnt I?) the predators live to hunt! But they hunt like humans. They sit in a tree or place where there are sutable trophies! (Oh, just some imfo, predators only hunt humans who are threats, No Civilians!) then they sit there quietly waiting for the right moment! I dont care if master chief is trained in forests! The predator can lock on and within 5 seconds master chiefs head is on the ground! As for hand to hand master chief would win! predators dont have super strength but they are strong! And now if you dont mind... The galatic UN awaits me... lol

[B1-66ER]

why do hotdogs come in packages of 8 and hotdog buns come in packages of 10?

[Dead Rain]

that way you have to buy more hotdogs.

[black cloak]

why would you want to buy more hot dogs

[Dead Rain]

so you can use all the hotdog-buns

[black cloak]

but if you buy more hot dogs then you will not have enough buns

[Dead Rain]

so you keep buying more hotdogs and more buns untill you have exactally the same amount of each.

[black cloak]

ohhhhhhhh

[Dead Rain]

yeah. glad you understand. next joke

[black cloak]

i do not know i do not have one do you

[black cloak]

WAIT what if you run out of hot dogs and buns then you have to start all over

[Dead Rain]

fine. just someone else ask a stupid question.

[black cloak]

so they just want you to spend more money what is his world comming to

[Dead Rain]

it's becoming more and more greedy and selfish and wrong and.......... E-E-E-E-V-I-L!

[black cloak]

like me just the evil part not the others

[Dead Rain]

yeah. you're evil. you sinner!(of course we all are so.. that's why i can say that! so hah)

[LucyGoosey]

Originally posted by B1-66ER@Nov 14 2004, 02:43 AM
why do hotdogs come in packages of 8 and hotdog buns come in packages of 10?
that reminds me of Father of the Bride!!! best movie ever

[black cloak]

uf that hurts

[Dead Rain]

don't ya just love me?

[black cloak]

um that is not right :unsure: :unsure:

[Dead Rain]

HELLO! rhetorical question here. not to be answered. reality check here, black. pay attention!. now...

why would you name your kid Treehouse Edwarth or Tree House Wdwarth? (forget the last name thing. i just kept typing. i so that sometimes... .kinda like now.. so what's up? jk)

[Dernhelm]

Well! never saw this one before. Look at first couple posts to understand it.


Why are duffers random?

[Dernhelm]

(bringing this back to the top.)

Because they've been killed to often to stay sane.

(come on, somebody post!)

[Dernhelm]

Why does BC think everybody's mean?

[holyboy]

Because she has a hidden fear of being unliked

Why IS BC random?

[Dernhelm]

BCause.

Why is HB random?

[holyboy]

BCause.

Why won't you answer my question?

[Dernhelm]

You didn't get it. "BC"ause.

[holyboy]

You didn't get it. "BC"ause.

POST A QUESTION!!! *has withdraw symptoms*

[Dernhelm]

I did.

Why is HB random?

(10)

[holyboy]

Its all caffine's fault....

Why is the grass green?

[Dernhelm]

Because if it were blue the cows would think they were on the moon, and try to jump the rest of the way over.

[Dernhelm]

Why did I forget to post a question?

[inkspot]

Because you have become a complete Duffer!

Why can't penguins fly?

[holyboy]

Because they'd take over the world.

Why can't I get a date? :D

[inkspot]

Because once all the girls knew HB was available, they would fight each other to death to get the chance to go out with him, and there would be no women left on the planet.

Why can't ostriches fly then?

[black cloak]

Because once all the girls knew HB was available, they would fight each other to death to get the chance to go out with him, and there would be no women left on the planet.

Why can't ostriches fly then?


lol lol that is funny

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Its all caffine's fault....

when all else fails, blame it on caffeen. (sp?)

[borntofly]

who is caffine? oh wait, nevermind.

why do people get hurt?

[Dragon]

because they like to boast about their big scars.

Why is my neck so sore?

[borntofly]

becasue a giant gorilla jumped on you!

why are gorillas so fat?

[waterhogboy]

Because they don't have videos to watch they're Rosemary Connoly workout video on.

Why does sun begin with an S?

[inkspot]

Because if it began with an f, it would be FUN.

Why are there circuses?

[GrayCloak]

Why are there circuses?

To imprison the clowns.

Why are there clowns?

[inkspot]

Why are there clowns?
You might as well ask, "Why is there evil in the world?"

There are clowns because Satan needed foot soldiers in his war on God.

How many monkeys does it take to make baclava?

[Dernhelm]

Depends on the size of the monkeys.

When is the moon made of green cheese?

[holyboy]

When I decide to redecorate.

How many Narniafans members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[inkspot]

When I decide to redecorate.
That made me laugh!

How many Narniafans members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Depends on the size of the Narniafans.

How do they figure out what day is Easter?

[holyboy]

They close their eyes, point to a date, and thats Easter!

When do pixies appear?

[Dernhelm]

When the pixels deside to get a nickname.

When do you turn yellow?

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

whenever your skin is no longer blue.

when does stan the cookie come out to play?

[inkspot]

Whenever all the Duffers are asleep -- he is afraid of them!

When do Duffers sleep?

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

half past one. (Geddit?)

when are giants most angry?

[holyboy]

When I'm in the room

Why aren't we worshipping the trash can?

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

cus we like shiney toilets better :D

why do the mosquitos bite?

[holyboy]

Because they hate you

Why am I writing a tutorial?

[Checkmate]

That really is stupid...

[waterhogboy]

Because they hate you

Why am I writing a tutorial?

I don't know!?!

Why IS Holyboy writing a tutorial??

[borntofly]

to help someone out with NarniaFans.

why is everyne so confused?

[inkspot]

It is in the air at narniafans.

Why is this a stupid question?

[waterhogboy]

Because it questions stupidity on a site where stupidity reigns supreme.

Why do girls feet smell?

[inkspot]

Because every part of girls smells like fragrant flowers! :)

Why is WHB so mean?!

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

He gets it from the hogs.

Why is he the great hog master?

[Johan 72109]

It's a long story, involving three pigs, a goat named Sally, and an inebriated warthog named Jeff... Best not to ask really... :( Sally's still limping today...

Why does it call me a senior member after only 100 posts when I'm blatently still a n00b? :(

[inkspot]

Because Spectre has pity on newbies ...

Why is the world round?

[Hope96]

Because if it was flat people would fall off all the time. (this is just a joke, trying to be funny here...... :o )

Why is the sky blue and not some other random color?

[Checkmate]

The world is round because it needs to be round in order to have the pull to revolve around the sun...

Does anyone dispute my claim?

[Johan 72109]

I'm sorry, the Earth is blatently NOT round... It's carried through space on the back of four elephants, which in turn stand atop a giant star turtle. :mad:

[inkspot]

Why is the sky blue and not some other random color?
Because blue is my favorite color!

Why do some people try to answer these questions rationally?

[Hope96]

Why do some people try to answer these questions rationally?

Because they want to show how smart and intelligent they are.

Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

[inkspot]

Because we are a backward and unpredicatable people!

Why didn't God make chocolate more healthy for us?

[holyboy]

Because God needs something to laugh about...

Why did I not go on narniafans yesterday?

[borntofly]

because you had the idea that you were going to go cold turkey and move on. Unfortunately its just too hard...

why haven't I done my homework?

[Hope96]

why haven't I done my homework?

Because you are a procrastinator and will put it off to the last possible minute.

Why am I posting on here instead of going to bed when I have to get up so darn early for work in the morning?

[holyboy]

because sleep is for the weak!

Why am I listening to Qwen Stefani?

[borntofly]

becasue you want to be a rich girl! nanananana.

why are poeple crazy?Why am I posting on here instead of going to bed when I have to get up so darn early for work in the morning?
becasue you are having too much fun with us crazy folk!

[holyboy]

becasue you want to be a rich girl! nanananana.

I am a GUY!!!!! Read my name!!!! :D

Now I nkow how everyone feels when I mess up their gender...meh

[borntofly]

hey, I know! but that's one of her songs! okay...let me sing it for you agian: you want to be a rich boy! nanananana. See it doesn't work as well.

[Johan 72109]

I can't believe she killed that song from Fiddler on the Roof. :mad: Twas one of my favourite songs from a musical as well. :(

[inkspot]

I don't even know what y'all are on about anymore. New question:

Why can't I follow this Thread?

[Johan 72109]

Because it isn't going anywhere... In more ways than one... :p

So tell me... :rolleyes: How exactly DID people find out that cows make milk?

On second thoughts, no... Best not to answer... *ahem* How come I always call my character Markus in RPGs? (Yes, much better...)

[holyboy]

Because Markus discovered that cows make milk

Why am I being flooded with IM in MSN?

[Hope96]

Why am I being flooded with IM in MSN?

Umm....because everyone just loves you sooo much.


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a noise?

[inkspot]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a noise?
Only on Tuesday.

Why is summer hot and winter cold?

[Hope96]

Why is summer hot and winter cold?

Cause that's the way God made! :D


How many more random, off the wall questions could be asked in this thread before it starts fading away?

[borntofly]

i don't know...wait! where did this thread go? ahhh! I can't see it anymore!

why do we have to be smart?

[Dragon]

Why am I posting on here instead of going to bed when I have to get up so darn early for work in the morning?
Because you're trying to appease the forum demons that live under your bed and will eat you while you sleep if you do not post on narniafans.com every day.

EDIT: whoops, I just noticed that that post was almost a page old. oh well. sorry.

Why can't the moon really be made of cheese?

[borntofly]

becasue we would eat it all!

Why is school boring?

[Aslan the Wise one]

Well most of Shcool is not boring to me that may be becose i'm homeshcoold....

[holyboy]

Why is school boring?

How else am I suppose to catch up on my sleep?

Why do smilies hate me?

[borntofly]

How else am I suppose to catch up on my sleep?
well, there is that, but my books don't work well as pillows...
Why do smilies hate me?
becasue the laugh at funny peole,a nd rally against them.

[inkspot]

Ask a question, BTF ...

[borntofly]

oh yeah! thanks inkspot!

why can't penguins fly?

[Lord Eirek]

Because they're too heavy and don't have hollow bones.

Q. Why can't I fly.

[Hope96]

Q. Why can't I fly.

Because YOUR too heavy and don't have hollow bones. (hehe, I'm just kidding....I don't even know you, so I have no idea if you heavy or the density of your bones, lol)

Why do dogs bark and cats meow?

[borntofly]

because you don't have wings...that's boring...you cna't fly becasue you'd rather swim and whenever you try, you go SPLAT!

how does chocolate get into a bar?

[Johan 72109]

Why do dogs bark and cats meow?

Because it'd be slightly creepy if they loudly proclaimed 'What ho! Jeeves! Rippingly good day, what?'

[Johan 72109]

how does chocolate get into a bar?

By lying about it's age and slipping the bouncer a couple of tenners.

How do I get into a bar? (Not that I'd ever want to of course, oh no... :o )

[borntofly]

just walk right into it. Oww! that might hurt a bit.

how do sardines taste?

[inkspot]

how do sardines taste?
They use their tongues like everyone else.

What if trees could talk?

[borntofly]

they would only bark.

what if spiders had 9 legs?

[Gibby]

Something is terribly wrong at the local nuclear plant.

Why are things that taste so good so bad for us?
(that's all I could come up with right now)

[holyboy]

You'd only have one

What if the computer was never invented?

[Johan 72109]

Then millions of Space Invaders would be alive and well to this day.

What do parents in The Sims/Halo/Any other computer programme say when their kids ask 'where babies come from'?

[holyboy]

"Well, first a guy with glasses, messy hair, and breath that smells like pizza, goes to a rectangular thing with squares on it, and presses on the squares, and you magically appear!"

-"Is that what really happens, Mommy?"

"Yes....yes it is."

Where is my cookie

[borntofly]

Stan-the-cookie ate it.

Why is it foggy today?

[GrayCloak]

Because the Sun got tired of its dental plan and quit.

Why can't I find my hockey stick?

[Johan 72109]

Ohoho... You really don't want to know... Notice HB hiding at the back there, perhaps you should go ask him.

Why am I pants at hockey? :( (and most other sports for that matter?)

[waterhogboy]

Because hockey is a girl's sport (but dont tell anyone i said that Johan, heehee!!!)

Why do bunnies poo in my garden?

[Johan 72109]

Because hockey is a girl's sport (but dont tell anyone i said that Johan, heehee!!!)

Ah, touche...

Why do bunnies poo in my garden?

Because you so blatently protect them in our discussions of 'cheesy heroics' over 'brutal realism/death to all bunnies' in books. :mad:

Why do i never get evil geniuses / Orwellian nightmares pooing in my garden? :(

[inkspot]

Why do i never get evil geniuses / Orwellian nightmares pooing in my garden? :(
Because they are too busy destroying bunnies and butterflies!

Why must Martians be so elusive?

[Johan 72109]

They're annoyed by all the bad press that H.G Wells gave 'em in War of the Worlds and man are they TERRIFIED by the steampunk genre. :mad: They ain't coming out until they're convinced we don't have landships and we're convinced they don't have tripods... *suspicious look*

Why is the late nineteenth century style of speaking (as displayed by P.G Wodehouse) so incredibly funky and cool to hear, despite the fact that if you used it in public you'd never hear the end of it?

[Dernhelm]

Because, as people go away and "never hear the end of it", when they do get the chance to hear it, it is a novelty. (dreadful, I know.)

Why is the moon made of green cheese? :p

[glamel]

i think that would be greene cheese meaning new or unaged :D

err, well, maybe because it was not yellow? or black? or brown or red
or maybe because those astronomers who saw it, was really hungry that
they thought the moon can be eaten, :D

why?

[TimmyofOz]

Because of the wonderfull things he does. :D

How long do you stay fresh in that can?

[glamel]

as long as there's water in it,.!?? :confused:

why do we have to ask questions? :D :p

[Johan 72109]

Because otherwise our minds will not expand, and will (in my case) remain the size of a shrivelled walnut. :(

Why is my brain the size of a shrivelled walnut?

[Dernhelm]

Because it has not expanded!

Why is Johan's shrivelled brain located inside his skull?

[glamel]

because if its not, it will look funny, :D

why does Dernhelm asks why is Johan's shrivelled brain located inside his skull?

[Saruman]

I dunno, that's a very good question. ;)

Does anybody eat glass?

[WhiteWitchMeeka]

That would hurt now wouldn't?

How many fingers am I holding up????

[Saruman]

Hmm...(one, two.....) three! :D

What's better? Night or day?

[WhiteWitchMeeka]

Night.

Why are light colors so easy to get dirty????

[glamel]

because. just because. :D

why do i have to answer your questions and ask another question? :confused:

[WhiteWitchMeeka]

Don't ask me...

Where are my socks??

[glamel]

in there,.. did you see it? there, just there, keep on looking,..

What do all of us have in common? :rolleyes: :D :D

[PrinceOfTheWest]

We all can access the Internet?

[glamel]

yes, I think, coz we are posting right?
aside from that? anyone?

[Dernhelm]

We are all DUFFERS!!!!!!!!!

Why is the forum green?

[Elendil]

Because the person who made it felt sick... :p

Why am I so drop dead gorgeous??? :D

[Dernhelm]

Because that's what NarniaFans does to you. Come on, everybody; join NarniaFans! It will...make your hair curly, make you thinner, taller... *lol* Can't you just see the advertizement??? :p

Why is the Golden Age over? :(

[Saruman]

Because apparently it just wasn't golden enough...

Why can't fish fly and pigs swim?

[waterhogboy]

They can!!!! Flying fish and waterhogs!!!

Q. Why cant I think of a question?

[Dernhelm]

Because your brain has been shriveled...:p

Why is my computer white?

[Saruman]

It isn't, actually. The color is more like off.

Why did The Last Battle have to be so depressing?

[Dernhelm]

Because...Ack! I can't answer that one; I thought The Last Battle was...beautiful. Joyful. Wonderful.

Why did The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe come out today? :p

[Shadowfax]

It didn't!

Why doesn't Elindil stop being a pest. Shes sitting on me!!! :mad:

[Christine~Pevensie]

tahst easy.. thats cuz she enjoys sitting on you and being a pest ;)

Why is Peter aka William really cute?

[holyboy]

Because its all a ploy by the evil monkey men. They created the perfect formula to make this boy cute and captured millions of girls (and young woman. he appeals to all age groups. *sigh*) and take you under the monkey's control. Soon you will be living in cages with scrapes of meat as food (and I'm sure you will decorate your cage with pics of Mosely :rolleyes: ) You will live out your days as a common animal at the Monkeyville zoo

Why are Canadians well liked?

[Queen Nicole]

Cause they're from Canadia!! :D

Why don't I think WM is cute?

[Christine~Pevensie]

u dont think Wm is cute because youre immune to the evil monkey men powers previously posted about by holyboy. Or because you have a boyfriend or a really big crush on a realistic person.

Why do people like British accents so much?

[holyboy]

Its not that we like British accents. Its that we are sick of American accents.

(and its a code for the evil monkeys controlling our brain... :eek: )

[Queen Nicole]

Yippie, I'm immune to the evil monkey men powers!! AWESOME!! (Your theory of having a chrush an a real-ish person seems fitting. :D ) Am I the only one who is immune to the evil monkey men powers?

[Jewel of Narnia]

No! I am also immune...I do not have a crush on Mr. Moseley. :cool:

Why does "this" end in the letter "S"? :eek:

[Christine~Pevensie]

'this' ends with a 's' cuz this is "this", not "thi".. without the s, 'this' wouldnt even be a valid word !
err does that make sense?

Why do the monkeys want to control our brains and put us into cages? we havent done anything to them !!

[Machiathemarshwiggle]

Because it's all a diversion to distract us from the Rabbit rebellion!! Or not.

Why does everyone on little kids shows have such fake accents?

[Queen Nicole]

Because they don't have lives, or they think the little kids won't notice/mind, or the kids voted for them to all have cheezy voices.

Why is SK so cute?

[Christine~Pevensie]

becuase of his mom and dads genes !!

why is it weird to eat chocolate covered ants?

[glamel]

because,.. :confused: because.

why do we keep on asking and asking and asking?

[Christine~Pevensie]

because thats the point of the game..

Why do shots hurt more than getting blood work done?

[Queen Nicole]

Cause of your parent genetics!

Why do people say blondes are stupid?

[Dernhelm]

Because people who are pretty, (and blonds are often considered to be pretty...though I can't say that I like it better than any other hair colour; in fact I tend to prefer black, red, and certain browns) can develop the tendency to use their looks, rather than their wits, to do things. Or something like that. :p

Why...has no one posted a "mob formed and drove you out of the city" post in such a long time???

[Lord Eirek]

A. Because a mob formed and drove all the people who used to post that, out of the cities.

Q. How could the mobs be so cruel?

[ArrowsOfSilver]

A. because they have issues.

Q. how many issues do u have?

~AOS~

[glamel]

A: lots, i lost counting!!:D

Q: why do they call the time rush hour when it is traffic? :confused: :D

[ArrowsOfSilver]

A: cuz ppl r RUSHING to or from places, and i causes traffic.

Q: why am i still here??? i should be in bed...... :confused:

[glamel]

A: coz you enjoy being a duffer and you like posting, and youre not yet sleepy, and you dontlike me to be left alone!!!!

Q: wheres everyone??

[ArrowsOfSilver]

A: i killed them all, except for u and ATWO...<333

Q: r u gonna forgive me if i leave soon, glamel?

[glamel]

A: no!!!!!!, hahaha, yes, of course, if you are sleepy, you can now sleep, we can still caht next time!!

Q: are you sleepy?

[ArrowsOfSilver]

A: i am sleepy, but not tired.

Q: does that make sense???

[glamel]

A; hmm, i think so! :D

Q: why does people always cramming? :confused: :D

[ArrowsOfSilver]

A: human nature, my friend.

Q: have u ever read the Vampire Chronicles?

[glamel]

A: nope, but i have heard of it, :D

Q: do you like horror/thriller/ suspense books? :eek: :D

[ArrowsOfSilver]

as long as they involve vampires.

TPBM: is taller than five foot five and a half???