World Domination (Part II)

[holyboy]

I am reviving this game, because it was one of my favorite games on NF, and now that we have more members, it should be...interesting...:D

What has happened is I have taken over the World. Every country is in my possession! However, I am willing to split up the countries to different members on NF, and see what happens. All you have to do is post the countries you would like, and if they are available, they are yours!

THE RULES:

~You may claim a total of THREE countries (as there are more members, we had to cut down the size!)

~You can't claim another person's country

~Be creative. Ithilien claimed control of the atmosphere last time we played, and became a very powerful ally...

~Russia (because of its size) is split into 3 parts: East, Central, and West. Same with Antarctica

~You may barter, trade, and do anything else to win the country of your choosing

I will periodically create maps for you guys, so you can see what countries are taken.

So, ready, set, GO!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I CLAIM MIDDLE-EARTH!! Can i do that?I want Middle-earth,Valinor,and Numenor. :D

[Lord Eirek]

I want the USA, Great Britain, and Ireland!

[Jewel of Narnia]

I claim Italy, West Russia and Narnia (if that's allowed). :D

[Christine~Pevensie]

I will take China, New Zealand and Japan !!!

[Smog]

Nice one HB, I missed this game...

...For my first country, I shall claim China nad do the following things;
Change the policys of birth rates, eliminating the "one child family" laws.
I will stop all embargoes I have with the western world.
I have sold a large portion of my oil in order to upgrade the training proceedures of my military, furthering the effectiveness of my ICBM training squads and submarines...

The game is set, and the pieces are in motion...

*Edit*

Dang! Someone took China!

Ok, I'll take North Korea, the above still applies...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I will take China, New Zealand and Japan !!!

Christine~Pevensie claimed China....I shall muster every army in Middle-Earth,Valinor, and Numenor...and mine much Mithril,for now... :D

[glamel]

i claim, the middle east, can i calim that?

Brazil, Argentina and Saudi Arabia, (i now have the right to the oil!!)

[holyboy]

i claim, the middle east, can i calim that?

I'm gonna say no, because that is a region, and it is pretty vast...but you can have the three countries you have claimed.

[Christine~Pevensie]

I have control over some of th most advanced technologies around the world! yea China!!

hehe ok ok..before i do something dumb..what exactly is the point of this game? what do i have to do to win?? **confused**

[glamel]

geez, i wish i can claim the continents,... :(

im gonna claim asia, europe ans antarctica, hehehe:D

but what i have claim is enough!

brazil, argentina, and saudi arabia

[holyboy]

hehe ok ok..before i do something dumb..what exactly is the point of this game? what do i have to do to win?? **confused**

Ah, but what is "winning"? is it controling the most advanced nations in the world, or making allies with other members?

Basically, there is no winner, but a series of events that determine the most powerful nations.

For those interested in seeing the original World Domination thread, click here (http://www.narniafans.com/forum/showthread.php?t=872)

[glamel]

its not fair, i want china and new zealand,
how can i have them??

how can we trade??

[Jewel of Narnia]

I'm going to increase tourism in Narnia! Then with all the money from that, I'm going to make nuclear bombs in West Russia and threaten to bomb everyone if they don't buy my expensive Italian wine!!! Muahahahaha......................other than that I haven't really thought of anything else to do :o ;).

Edit: This is my 1000th post! yay!! :D

[holyboy]

how can we trade??

Talk to the people that own those countries. Maybe you can strike a deal. As long as you post what the agreement is, I'm as happy as a clam

[glamel]

oh, ok.
what if we dont talk it over, can i just start a war,? and conquer other countries?? :p

[holyboy]

oh, ok.
what if we dont talk it over, can i just start a war,? and conquer other countries?? :p

No, sorry, but no. I am way too busy to make up war rules. If you create a war, and both parties agree that you took over their country, then high-ho, you control their countries!

[Lord Eirek]

First order of buisness, glamel if you accept my offer to have Saudi Arabia become a protectorate of mine. I shall use my extreme military power to conquer and deliver Canada into your hands (and possibly New Zealand later on but lets not get ahead of ourselves. As for my own countries, I have commissioned the construction of a great statue in my honor (which is to replace the statue of liberty) Christine~Pevensie is to be arrested from her New Jersey home and sent to China, unless she reduces the pay of her citizens, to lower the cost of Chinese imports. I am to become the first tyrant of Great Britain, United States and Ireland! ;)

[glamel]

wow, great!!!!! :D :D

[Christine~Pevensie]

I will have China with the help of japan mass produce advanced technologies such as video games systems (popular in every age catergoy), newly designed hi-tech computers and cellphones, New Car designs !!!

and sadly will lower import taxes and reduce pay of my citizens ! :(

I will have New Zealand's beautiful lands taken care of in case any countries want to maybe use certain location to film movies? hehe..

((i hope im doing this right.. >_< !))

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I shall now arm all the elves w/ blaster guns and give them Mithril armor in case any such event should try to occur... oh and i'm gonna build a theme park based off of the Fellowship's passage through Moria :D

[glamel]

im gonna control the oil and petroleum sector around the world!!!!!bwahahaahaha!!!!, and that is what matters most right now!!!!!!! :p

[Lord Eirek]

I have decided that Christine~Pevensie can higher both the pay of her citizens and cost of Chinese imports, and remain in her New Jersey home, if she deals with the impending North Korean nuclear threat to the United States. In addition she shall recieve payment to cover the cost of these actions in her choice of $ or £...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I shall now send invitations to ally w/ me to Lord Eirek and Jewel of Narnia :D

[Christine~Pevensie]

I accept Lord Eirek's deal.

I higher the cost of Chinese imports, and the pay of my citizens! I will have China create more advanced nuclear weapons and have them ready aimed at n. korea at any given moment.

and i allow lord eirek to choose his method of payment.

[Christine~Pevensie]

I am asking for a deal with GKoN...

I will provide highly advanced weapons to your men. in exchange taht you provide my army with mithril.

also, i shall have my countries give aid to ur countries when in need in exchange for you to do the same in my countries times of need.

what do you say??

[Lord Eirek]

To GKoN: I the King and lord of the United States, Great Britain and Ireland, accept thy offer of an alliance, may it hold true 'til the death...(or until it's no longer convenient)...

As for Christine~Pevensie, I prefer to pay $. And I wish to ensure that you do know the deal is that you make sure North Korea does NOT get nuclear weapons.

[Christine~Pevensie]

Lord Eirek: North Korea WILL NOT GET ANY WEAPONS ! got it ! I shall guard my boundaries to ensure no spies get in... if spies are caught they will immediately be punished, China's choice !

[Jewel of Narnia]

I also accept your offer GKoN. The prices of airfare(sp?) to Narnia and of Italian food/wine will be 50% less for you. And I won't drop Nuclear bombs on you. :D

[DeplorableWord]

Oh, ya? Well I take Greece, Italy and France(tell me if someone already has them!)... so... there? :o

[Jewel of Narnia]

Lol, I already have Italy, but nobody has taken Greece or France.
I see you're going for the Mediterranean countries ;) :D .

[DeplorableWord]

Fine!!!

I will settle for Armenia instead of Italy... and, yes, I know that like nobody's ever heard of it before, but oh well! :)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I also accept your offer GKoN. The prices of airfare(sp?) to Narnia and of Italian food/wine will be 50% less for you. And I won't drop Nuclear bombs on you. :D

To Christine~Pevensie: I shall accept your offer of friendship, I would also propose a joint research project that will get both our lands starships,starfighters,advanced lasers,shields and etc :D .

To Lord Eirek: HOWDY THERE ALLY!

To Jewel of Narnia: You spelled Airfare correctly...and I am sending you a boatload of Gondorian souveniers-includes replica Fountain Guard helms, Gondorian shields, and snowglobes w/ the White Tree in the center...among other stuff like T-Shirts of Minas Tirith.

I shall now unite the ents and entwives(the ents lost them while roaming Middle-earth...),and uh, have a ferry going between Valinor,Numenor, Middle-earth and Narnia If I should get Jewel of Narnia's consent. I shall send Lord Eirek the recipe for Lembas bread now... :D

[Christine~Pevensie]

Ooo starships,starfighters,advanced lasers,shields ...sounds good to me! I'll get my workers in Japan and China to start research... :)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I'm sending elven researchers :D I shall also search for the "One Ring" and make sure noone tries to misuse it.... :D

[Christine~Pevensie]

hehe I'll send tons of fireworks for you and Gandalf to enjoy ;) ! and a team of researchers supplied with proper material to search for the One Ring. if you can place a few of your army men in New Zealand to protect it form other invading countries.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I am now placing 12,000 Elves w/ blaster rifles in New Zealand, plus a big navy :D

[Gryphon]

i claim Scotland, the North sea and Australia if it isnt taken that is...

[tgraveline]

Hmm, i don't care who has claims to anything, i may just come in and take germany, england and ireland for the keeping anyways. We shall see though. If thats too mean, pooh! lol

tg

PS I'm joking..., or am i?

[Gryphon]

well, now i have a butt load of oil, opals and plaid. i should research my countries and see what else i have alot of...

[Saruman]

Tell me if these have been taken yet...

I claim Spain, Belgium and Sweden.

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Good lord, I got here too late. Scotland and Ireland are gone????? Rats.

OK, I claim,
Chad (It's in Africa. Don't ask questions)
The North Pole (eastern)
and The South Pole.

Now I have taken control of Santa's workshop, and instead of those silly cork popping rifles, I have real ones. People in Chad are devoloping stinger missles for me and in the south pole I have American evacuees (from the army reserve, how coincidental!) ready to fight.

I dare ya to attack! :cool:

[lieke]

hehe, world domination, sounds like something for me..

i claim
1. The Netherlands
2. Kenya
3. the great ocean

HEY YOU, STOP THAT FISSHING IN MY OCEAN :eek: GIVE ME BACK THAT FISH!! *gets fish back* get your own, dude :mad: :p

anyone who wants to switch, you can get The Netherlands, i want China :cool:

[fish_wwjd_frog]

HEY YOU, STOP THAT FISSHING IN MY OCEAN :eek: GIVE ME BACK THAT FISH!! *gets fish back* get your own, dude :mad: :p

aww, I feel so wanted! (JK) :p

[lieke]

aww, I feel so wanted! (JK) :p
hehe:D

claim a country, we can dominate the world together:D

[fish_wwjd_frog]

hehe:D

claim a country, we can dominate the world together:D
Nay, I have enough going on with the pirates and all that stuff. But thanks anyway!

[Natasia_Vae]

I want Liechtenstein, Wales, and Switzerland!

[Dernhelm]

O boy. I have no idea what was taken. And I think some people don't post much anymore.

Anyway...if anyone remembers/has time to find out...If available, I claim the moon, west Russia (EDIT: East Russia), and, um...Atlantis? No. Let me think. Ah. If lieke can take the ocean, I'll take the ocean floor! :D :D

[lieke]

O boy. I have no idea what was taken. And I think some people don't post much anymore.

Anyway...if anyone remembers/has time to find out...If available, I claim the moon, west Russia, and, um...Atlantis? No. Let me think. Ah. If lieke can take the ocean, I'll take the ocean floor!
:eek: that was so mean Dernhelm... :p
i change the netherlands to the magma in the eart:D HA, BEAT THAT :p

[Dernhelm]

*lol* :p

Anyone else???

[Jood]

Scotland!!! ALL THE WAY!!!
And Planet X

[lieke]

but since i control the magma in the earth you all have to obey me
*evil laugh*
:D

[Dernhelm]

What about the Moon? (and for that matter, Planet X?) :p

[Jood]

Dernhelm, I already claimed Planet X. And I'm NOT giveing it away...unless someone else already owns Scotland and they wanna trade.

[Gondorgirl]

has anyone claimed Uganda? or Krypton?

[Dernhelm]

but since i control the magma in the earth you all have to obey me
*evil laugh*

I wasn't saying it was mine; just that controling the magma of the earth doesn't give her control over anything outside Earth. :p

[lieke]

I wasn't saying it was mine; just that controling the magma of the earth doesn't give her control over anything outside Earth. :p
:eek: that is true!!

i switch the ocean floor (i don't need that one, i already have the magma:D) to the sun!! and you all need the sun to live! OBEY ME :p

[Dernhelm]

Hey... CHEATER! The ocean floor is MINE!!! :p

[lieke]

Hey... CHEATER! The ocean floor is MINE!!! :p
that's right :eek:
i meant: i change the great ocean to the sun:D

you need me, you need the magma and the sun:p i feel power..... *evil laugh*

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Tell me if these have been taken yet...

I claim Spain, Belgium and Sweden.
SARUMAN!Son of MELIAN! Join me...or my elves will eliminate you. ;) :D

[Señor Puntos]

I claim Mexico, the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Portugal. (Tell me if they've been claimed).

My first action is to merge these three countries and to create a single country called the United Nations of the Señor (UNS for short). Sure, the three countries are hundreds of miles apart, but that doesn't mean they can't be labelled as one.

My second action is to make a plea to all other countries asking for some money to stop the poverty in the UNS. My military is already sorting out the mess in the DRC, though.

My third action is to make the UNS a socialist state.

My fourth action is to make all homeless people who are fit enough and over 21 to join the military.

I'll wage some wars later, when my military is strong enough. First target: England. It should prepare itself to be the fourth member of the UNS.

[Saruman]

SARUMAN!Son of MELIAN! Join me...or my elves will eliminate you. ;) :D

As the emperor of Spain, Belgium and Sweden, I will not so easily ally with you, I fear. What are you willing to put on the table as an offer, so that both our empires may flourish and benefit? HMMMMMM???? ;)

[lieke]

As the emperor of Spain, Belgium and Sweden, I will not so easily ally with you, I fear. What are you willing to put on the table as an offer, so that both our empires may flourish and benefit? HMMMMMM???? ;)
you fools! don't you know that i still have controll of the sun and of the magma in the earth, you all will have to obey me, mhuahahaha:D

[Saruman]

BAH! *gives sweet, innocent look at lieke* My dear lieke...how would you be interested in a permanent alliance with Spain, Belgium and Sweden, hmmm? Come now! België is a very special country, you know! :p

[Elf Of The Grey Havens]

I claim Uganda, the core, and the Pacific Ocean.

[lieke]

BAH! *gives sweet, innocent look at lieke* My dear lieke...how would you be interested in a permanent alliance with Spain, Belgium and Sweden, hmmm? Come now! België is a very special country, you know!
i know Belgium is a very special country, i've been there many times (:D) i mean... they speak Dutch with this weird accent :rolleyes: (:p). The question is, what does it pay me when i ally with you? i mean, i already controll the world because i have the sun and the magma, what could you offer me?

well.... you could give me the power of all your areas, and i might let you stay alive :rolleyes:

[Saruman]

HAH! I'm afraid those are terms I can hardly accept. But we can still have a free alliance, since you provide daylight and geothermal energy for my great and mighty empire. :p

[Elf Of The Grey Havens]

Lieke! Get your magma out of my core, NOW! I claimed the core, sans magma. You must find somewhere else to put it!

[lieke]

i don't think so Elf, you are nothing without my sun or magma, so let's make a deal, my magma can stay where it is, and i will give you daylight:D

HAH! I'm afraid those are terms I can hardly accept. But we can still have a free alliance, since you provide daylight and geothermal energy for my great and mighty empire. :p
you forget something, without me you won't be able to keep your empire, so let's make a deal, i will give you daylight too, and you can reign Belgium, Spain and Sweden as a steward, but you will be my ally in any fight i have with other world dominators.... so what do you say:D

[Dernhelm]

From the Moon, I can bomb you all! So obey ME!!!!!! *Muhahahahahahaha* :p

[office]

Can I join the game?

[Dernhelm]

Anytime!!! :D Just pick...I think it was three countries. Maybe four. (Or places; as you can see, we're not being too strict. :p)

Edit: It's three. :D I just checked.

[office]

I pick America because it rocks!

China because it`s cool even though I`ve never been there.
And I pick England. (Narnia!)

[lieke]

sorry Office, but i believe someone already took China...:D
From the Moon, I can bomb you all! So obey ME!!!!!! *Muhahahahahahaha* :p
BUTBUTBUTBUTBUT I STILL HAVE THE SUN :D *goes shooting firebombs at the moon* bye bye Dernhelm:D

[Dernhelm]

Just searched; Christine-Pevensie and Smog have both claimed it! :p But neither has been around in ages...Do you think we should just let Office have it?

TG threatend to take England, but didn't, and no one's mentioned America (:eek:), so you're all right with those. :D





Now wait, Lieke. Just because you own the sun doesn't mean you can make it throw fireballs! Besides...shouldn't the Sun and the Moon have an allience? *flutters eyelashes* :D

[lieke]

okay, he can have those ;)

and believe me, i can make the sun throw fireballs:D but i'm willing to listen to plans for an allience, because i still have the sun, give me a good reason to allly with you?:D

[Dernhelm]

I can make a more precise hit on the Earth than you, because I am closer, and my missels (sp?:o) are more manageable.

[lieke]

i have no idea what missels are, but that "closer to earth" thing is enough.

We will ally, but remember, you need the sun! i'll send my Space Cat to you to check if everything's okay:D and let's consider who we want to take down first on the earth, mhuahahahahaha:D

[Dernhelm]

Certainly. :) *secretly wonders if the space cat would make a good hostage*

:D

[Saruman]

you forget something, without me you won't be able to keep your empire, so let's make a deal, i will give you daylight too, and you can reign Belgium, Spain and Sweden as a steward, but you will be my ally in any fight i have with other world dominators.... so what do you say:D

I am the emperor, and the emperor means me! :p But I am willing to enter into a permanent alliance with you, and join you in wars you wish to create (though not in EVERY war), ONLY under the condition that you will always take good care of beloved Belgium, Spain and Sweden, countries rich in culture, history and industry. Do we have terms? ;)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I am the emperor, and the emperor means me! :p But I am willing to enter into a permanent alliance with you, and join you in wars you wish to create (though not in EVERY war), ONLY under the condition that you will always take good care of beloved Belgium, Spain and Sweden, countries rich in culture, history and industry. Do we have terms? ;)
Only if you won't back-bite me like you did Gandalf and the Free Peoples... :eek: :D

[Saruman]

Will Númenor, Valinor and Middle-earth be willing to join in an alliance with Spain, Belgium and Sweden? We could benefit greatly culturally, economically and civically. What do you say?

Brief stats for the Empire of Saruman "The Wise":

SPAIN (España)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: Isabel I "La Católica"
Form of Government: Absolute Monarchy - Police State

BELGIUM (Belgique/Belgien/België)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: Baudouin/Boudewijn I
Form of Government: Constitutional Monarchy - Federal Government

SWEDEN (Sverige)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: King Carl XVI Gustaf
Form of Government: Constitutional Monarchy - Socialism

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Will Númenor, Valinor and Middle-earth be willing to join in an alliance with Spain, Belgium and Sweden? We could benefit greatly culturally, economically and civically. What do you say?

Brief stats for the Empire of Saruman "The Wise":

SPAIN (España)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: Isabel I "La Católica"
Form of Government: Absolute Monarchy - Police State

BELGIUM (Belgique/Belgien/België)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: Baudouin/Boudewijn I
Form of Government: Constitutional Monarchy - Federal Government

SWEDEN (Sverige)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: King Carl XVI Gustaf
Form of Government: Constitutional Monarchy - Socialism
Indeed... :eek: But...Darth JarJar seeks a new apprentice. Have you any candidates? :D

[Saruman]

I'm willing to offer you one National Hero as your new apprentice: would Torquemada the Inquisitor do? ;) However...what would you be willing to trade for this new apprentice, hmmmm? :p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I'm willing to offer you one National Hero as your new apprentice: would Torquemada the Inquisitor do? ;) However...what would you be willing to trade for this new apprentice, hmmmm? :p
Hmmm...I might,perhaps,be willing to trade you an equally charming apprentice of your own, if you care for one.


If not I can offer you a free plane ticket to Narnia and a basket of cheese and wine. :D

[Saruman]

I'd be willing to trade a national hero for a national hero of your own. Whom do you have to offer?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hmmm...How 'bout Smeagol? :D

[Saruman]

NO! He's useless! I can't accept him. I would be willing to trade Torquemada for Faramir.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hmm...would you settle for Grima Wormtongue? ;) :D

[Saruman]

Hmm...it's a deal! He's about as sleezy and useful as Torquemada, and certainly could help enforce the present state of governance in Spain. I accept the trade. :D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hmm...it's a deal! He's about as sleezy and useful as Torquemada, and certainly could help enforce the present state of governance in Spain. I accept the trade. :D
YOU HAVE A DEAL! *Sends Grima on a lil rowboat-bein' rowed by a Troll-to Spain from Middle-earth* :D

[Saruman]

*Sends out Tomás de Torquemada, grand inquisitor of Spain* He shall help to enforce any laws you wish to pass in ONE country of your choice. He will be a most loyal subject, to say the least (and works harder when his wages are increased, hehe). :p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Sends out Tomás de Torquemada, grand inquisitor of Spain* He shall help to enforce any laws you wish to pass in ONE country of your choice. He will be a most loyal subject, to say the least (and works harder for when his wages are increased, hehe). :p
Very good...*Hands Torquemada a set of prostetic gungan ears and a plastic lightsaber, then leaves him in Darth JarJar's webbed hands*
"Okay boyo, de first ting wesah gotta know is...MESAH DE MASTER!NOT YOUSAH!MESAH!Second ting is...Dat-" *JarJar points to lightsaber* "Is NOT a lolipop..." :D

[lieke]

Certainly. *secretly wonders if the space cat would make a good hostage*


*reads secret thoughts* HE WON'T, if you touch him, i'll fire the firebombs at you!!! :eek:
I am the emperor, and the emperor means me! But I am willing to enter into a permanent alliance with you, and join you in wars you wish to create (though not in EVERY war), ONLY under the condition that you will always take good care of beloved Belgium, Spain and Sweden, countries rich in culture, history and industry. Do we have terms?
(have you ever been to Belgium? :p)
agreed!
Very good...*Hands Torquemada a set of prostetic gungan ears and a plastic lightsaber, then leaves him in Darth JarJar's webbed hands*
"Okay boyo, de first ting wesah gotta know is...MESAH DE MASTER!NOT YOUSAH!MESAH!Second ting is...Dat-" *JarJar points to lightsaber* "Is NOT a lolipop..."
GKoN, interested in being my ally?

btw, i change Kenya to the atmosphere, so now i have:
-the magma
-the atmosphere
-the sun

now i have to find someone to fight with :cool:

[Saruman]

(have you ever been to Belgium? :p)
agreed!

Well, no...but I've been close! And I've corresponded with the Dowager Queen Fabiola, if that helps! :p AND I want to go there, so nyah! ;)

Very well! The great Saruman's Empire thanks you for your alliance! :D

[Peter's_Unicorn]

I want Tatooine, Naboo, and.... *thinks really hard*...... Puerto Rico.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I want Tatooine, Naboo, and.... *thinks really hard*...... Puerto Rico.

EDIT: None of those have been taken! How 'bout an alliance?

[Dernhelm]

Just so you know... I own the Moon, East Russia, and the ocean floor (which includes Atlantis!)

And the Moon is powerful.

[Lady of Lorien]

*ahem* How did I miss this thread for so long?

I hereby take control of the space (outer space that is) around the sun, moon and all the planets in our solar system. So I guess the solar system. Unless HB comes after me with a "that's too large!" restriction...:mad: :(

Then for my second country... I have Ancient Rome. No, Italy has changed so much since then that I'm not stealing Jewel's country...:D This means I have a lot of well-trained Roman Legions and a great aqueduct system... Hmmm...

Last, but definately not least, I claim the Land of Arts, Music, and Culture. So I have control of all these enjoyable pursuits, and anyone who wants any must ally with ME! Heh heh heh.
:D

And I extend to GKoN the hand of ally-ship, if he will allow me the free use of Lothlorien and Rivendell. In return for which, I will give said lands back their elven culture.

[Olórin the Wise]

I claim:
1. The ocean! (although unfortunately not the ocean floor). That means that I have armies of sharks, whales, etc., so I can aid or destroy the naval force of anyone I like.

2. Ancient Macedon, with Alexander the Great and his unbeatable troops at my side.

3. Lastly, I take as my own the polar ice caps. If I decide to melt said ice caps, I can inundate all foes.

EDIT: I just found out that the polar ice caps are taken. So, instead, I'll have the earth's mantle. If I decide to burst out anywhere, it's bye-bye to those who live there!

[Dernhelm]

Doesn't the earth's mantle come under 'magma'? 'Cause Lieke owns the magma...

[Dernhelm]

I claim Uganda, the core, and the Pacific Ocean.

Also... You can't have the Pacific Ocean. :p

[Lady of Lorien]

I'll ally with you too, Dernhelm... I'm afraid my Roman Legions can't control the ocean floor in their area very well... In return for said agreement, I will not crush the moon with the space around it. Deal?:D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*ahem* How did I miss this thread for so long?

I hereby take control of the space (outer space that is) around the sun, moon and all the planets in our solar system. So I guess the solar system. Unless HB comes after me with a "that's too large!" restriction...:mad: :(

Then for my second country... I have Ancient Rome. No, Italy has changed so much since then that I'm not stealing Jewel's country...:D This means I have a lot of well-trained Roman Legions and a great aqueduct system... Hmmm...

Last, but definately not least, I claim the Land of Arts, Music, and Culture. So I have control of all these enjoyable pursuits, and anyone who wants any must ally with ME! Heh heh heh.

And I extend to GKoN the hand of ally-ship, if he will allow me the free use of Lothlorien and Rivendell. In return for which, I will give said lands back their elven culture.

You may sojourn in said lands but they will stay mine.:p

[Lady of Lorien]

'Tis a deal. If you attack me, however, I will call in my highly-trained Roman legions... And the Marshian armies, if I can find them.:rolleyes:

[Georgie the Valient]

May i claim the space in the galaxy which the war Star Wars took place;the planets of the said place (except Tattooine & Naboo as they are claimed)and the atmospere of it?(let's hope it doeasn't have the 'too large' restiction on it :mad: )
Also i ask(i don't know how to frame it) lieke to be my ally.I have a galaxy away from your sun available.

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

World Domination phase one: Live on Mars and build a bunch of nukes.
Phase two: Blow up earth so that no one will own it.
Phase three: Conquer the galaxy.:D

[Dernhelm]

In response to the claiming of the Middle-East...
I'm gonna say no, because that is a region, and it is pretty vast...but you can have the three countries you have claimed.

I hereby take control of the space (outer space that is) around the sun, moon and all the planets in our solar system. So I guess the solar system. Unless HB comes after me with a "that's too large!" restriction...

So I think the solar system would be too large. On the other hand, Ithilien took the atmosphere in the last game...?

I'll wait till this is figured out before I ally with you, LoL. :D

[Lady of Lorien]

Tsk tsk tsk...I'll still have Ancient Rome and my lovely Other Culture... Don't you want to ally with them?

[Olórin the Wise]

Everywhere I pick seems to be taken already. Ah, well...

I hereby claim control of every energy wave or particle in the universe, which I can concentrate at my will. Therefore, I can blow up the terretory of anyone I like, or, if I want to deal with someone who owns space, withdraw all my energy from that region and make it useless. Hah! :p

[Dernhelm]

Now wait... :p I think that's too big...:D

[Lady of Lorien]

But then again...the atmosphere...:rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

AHEM! Does anyone have Argentina? I wanna invade Argentina...:D

[Lady of Lorien]

I have this feeling that someone has it...but...I'm too lazy to go look. Besides, just because you WANT to do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do it... :rolleyes: I WANT to take over Lothlorien and Rivendell, but I am sticking to my treaty. So far. Heh heh.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I have this feeling that someone has it...but...I'm too lazy to go look. Besides, just because you WANT to do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do it... :rolleyes: I WANT to take over Lothlorien and Rivendell, but I am sticking to my treaty. So far. Heh heh.

*Points to Star Destroyers orbiting overhead* I suggest you do so:D I art willing to negotiate an exchange in technology (earlier I upgraded to Star Destroyers, blaster rifles n' other such technology...):D

[Lady of Lorien]

Eh? Wait...exchange in technology? Yeah, I guess so...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Eh? Wait...exchange in technology? Yeah, I guess so...

GOOD,GOOD! Now bring over 50,000 cappaccino's and we can commence negotiations...:D

[Lady of Lorien]

2. And that's a stretch. Unless, of course, you're willing to supply the laptops for negotiations...:rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

2. And that's a stretch. Unless, of course, you're willing to supply the laptops for negotiations...:rolleyes:

The elven scientists need caffiene to work:eek:

[Lady of Lorien]

What are you talking about...the Roman Legions need a technology upgrade to get anywhere. Right now they're working with stone aged dinosaur instruments...:rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

What are you talking about...the Roman Legions need a technology upgrade to get anywhere. Right now they're working with stone aged dinosaur instruments...:rolleyes:

BUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUT! Italians make good Cappaccino...;) :D

*sends transports to get Romans*

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh, all right. 100 cappucinos, and THAT'S FINAL! Now, let's get down to business...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Oh, all right. 100 cappucinos, and THAT'S FINAL! Now, let's get down to business...

The dwarves want 10,000.:D

[Lady of Lorien]

I said final. Do you want your negotiations or don't you?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I said final. Do you want your negotiations or don't you?

I wanna invade Argentina...They're close to lotsa coffee beans...But ok.:D

[Lady of Lorien]

Remember, near the coffee beans though you may be, I STILL CONTROL the Cappucinos, Lattes, Mochas, etc. - you simply have access to raw materials So I'd advise good negotiations. What are your terms?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Remember, near the coffee beans though you may be, I STILL CONTROL the Cappucinos, Lattes, Mochas, etc. - you simply have access to raw materials So I'd advise good negotiations. What are your terms?

Since when do you control coffee?O.o:D

[SlpNarniaQueen]

ooc: *Watches people barter**laughs at GKoN*

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

ooc: *Watches people barter**laughs at GKoN*

OOC-mesah gonna invade you next;) :D

[Lady of Lorien]

Coffee's part of culture, right? (the answer is yes)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Coffee's part of culture, right? (the answer is yes)

Coffee is food.:p

[SlpNarniaQueen]

ooc: Definition of coffee:
Any of various tropical African shrubs or trees of the genus Coffea, especially C. arabica, widely cultivated in the tropics for their seeds that are dried, roasted, and ground to prepare a stimulating aromatic drink.
b. The beanlike seeds of this plant, enclosed within a pulpy fruit.
c. The beverage prepared from the seeds of this plant.
2. A moderate brown to dark brown or dark grayish brown.
3. An informal social gathering at which coffee and other refreshments are served

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

ooc: Definition of coffee:
Any of various tropical African shrubs or trees of the genus Coffea, especially C. arabica, widely cultivated in the tropics for their seeds that are dried, roasted, and ground to prepare a stimulating aromatic drink.
b. The beanlike seeds of this plant, enclosed within a pulpy fruit.
c. The beverage prepared from the seeds of this plant.
2. A moderate brown to dark brown or dark grayish brown.
3. An informal social gathering at which coffee and other refreshments are served

See?;) :D thanks SLP:D

[SlpNarniaQueen]

See?;) :D thanks SLP:D

ooc: Google it, Google knows EVERYTHING!:eek:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

ooc: Google it, Google knows EVERYTHING!:eek:

OOC-it doesn't know how much I weigh...:D

EDIT: Hmmmm I don't think anyone's claimed Croatia...

[SlpNarniaQueen]

OOC-it doesn't know how much I weigh...:D

EDIT: Hmmmm I don't think anyone's claimed Croatia...

I DID!:p I rule Croatia!:rolleyes: hahaha! ANd I own Happy Pony Land!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I DID!:p I rule Croatia!:rolleyes: hahaha! ANd I own Happy Pony Land!

chu get a third territory:D Hmm Pony land sounds interesting....*Prepares army*

[SlpNarniaQueen]

chu get a third territory:D Hmm Pony land sounds interesting....*Prepares army*

You can't defeat Happy Pony Land, its ruled by me and Rob, the 2nd Hitler of Happy Pony Land!:p You can't beat the SECOND Hitler...:rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

You can't defeat Happy Pony Land, its ruled by me and Rob, the 2nd Hitler of Happy Pony Land!:p You can't beat the SECOND Hitler...:rolleyes:

*Has orbiting Star Destroyers prepare to target pony land and begins construction of a Death Star*:D

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*Has orbiting Star Destroyers prepare to target pony land and begins construction of a Death Star*:D

*Happy Pony fight back with Rays of Laughter*

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Happy Pony fight back with Rays of Laughter*

*Laughs at Rays of Laughter and continues to build Death Star*

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*Death Star is attacked by many angry cats*

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Death Star is attacked by many angry cats*

*And defended by chimps*:D

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*And defended by chimps*:D

*Tigers come and eat chimps* Why don't we make a trade?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Tigers come and eat chimps* Why don't we make a trade?

*Fleet of Star Destroyers pull outta hyperspace infront of tigers* Naw:D

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*Fleet of Star Destroyers pull outta hyperspace infront of tigers* Naw:D

*Tigers start flying and eat Star Destryoers* We make very nice Happy Pony tail hair wigs...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Tigers start flying and eat Star Destryoers* We make very nice Happy Pony tail hair wigs...

*elves stun tigers and send 'em to zoo*:eek: :D I want coffee...O.o

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*elves stun tigers and send 'em to zoo*:eek: :D I want coffee...O.o

*zombie zoo keepers murder elves* lol...have a horse-shoe donught with that?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*zombie zoo keepers murder elves* lol...have a horse-shoe donught with that?

*More elves squash zombies and throw coconuts and ponies*:D

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*More elves squash zombies and throw coconuts and ponies*:D

*Ponies eat Coconuts*

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Ponies eat Coconuts*

*Throws ponies @ SLP*:D

[SlpNarniaQueen]

*Throws ponies @ SLP*:D

*ponies look confused, grow wings and fly away*

[.::Akatsuki::.]

*They fly and crush with planes*

[Lady of Lorien]

*sulks in corner* "Coffee IS art, and I OWN Ancient Rome..."

Oh, fine...what did you want to trade, way back pages and pages ago?

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Happy Pony Hair Wigs!:d

[Lady of Lorien]

What are their good points? What can they do for my economy, eh? WHY should I trade with you?

[SlpNarniaQueen]

What are their good points? What can they do for my economy, eh? WHY should I trade with you?

Because, if you don't, Rob will not only be the 2nd Hitler of Happy Pony land but also of whatever places you own, because no one can defeat HAPPY PONYIES! And plus these wigs are good for people with AIDS and Cancer!

[Dernhelm]

I'm...lost. If you want to see me, I'm on the Moon. :p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I'm...lost. If you want to see me, I'm on the Moon. :p

Mesah wanna trade some spiffy can openers! Oh and uh...Derny do you have any moon cheese you wanna trade?:D

[Lady of Lorien]

It's green. What would you possibly want with GREEN CHEESE?! You'd much rather have my ancient Roman armor...:rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

It's green. What would you possibly want with GREEN CHEESE?! You'd much rather have my ancient Roman armor...:rolleyes:

I gots Mithril armor.:D want some?

[Lady of Lorien]

Mmmmhmmm.... Yep. I'll trade you for some of this nice Roman armor - Julius AntiRusticus has been treating it - it will not rust.




Fine print: Anti-rust policy voided if you take armor in rain or snow.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

hmmmm....I want coffee...O.o AND NOONE'S CLAIMED NORTH KOREA!! I think I shall invade them...:D *readies elves and star destroyers*

[Lady of Lorien]

*hurls down Martian star-destroyer-destroyers*

Oh, and about the coffee...that's a precious substance, there... But then again, it may be worth it for Mithril armor... *ponders* Deal. I think.

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*hurls down Martian star-destroyer-destroyers*

Oh, and about the coffee...that's a precious substance, there... But then again, it may be worth it for Mithril armor... *ponders* Deal. I think.

*Star Destroyers use anti-destroyer missiles...*:D

[Lady of Lorien]

What's THAT got to do with it? *sends Martian telepathic laser beams at star-destroyers*

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

What's THAT got to do with it? *sends Martian telepathic laser beams at star-destroyers*

*and they bounce off shields* If we's allies how come you're attacking me?:p

[Lady of Lorien]

I dunno...I wasn't convinced we were allies yet... Where's my mithril armor? It's taking a long time to get here... I shipped the coffee more than five minutes ago!:eek: Do I detect...FRAUD?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I dunno...I wasn't convinced we were allies yet... Where's my mithril armor? It's taking a long time to get here... I shipped the coffee more than five minutes ago!:eek: Do I detect...FRAUD?

*Sends treaty ahead of armor* chu hafta sign that afore I ship you weapons or armor of anysort...

it reads:
I,*signature here* will not attack GKoN, or his countries of Middle-earth,Valinore, or Numenore, or any territories he may conquer, lest he should whoop the spit out of me and this Mithril armor dissolve.

*Signature* *date* *witnesses*:D

[Lady of Lorien]

*sends similar form, minus the forbidden word, :D * You need to sign here first. And I wouldn't take my Martian armies and Roman legions lightly... Plus, remember, being as how I own space until further notice, I have an army of the beings in it...(OOC-ever read the Space Trilogy?). And what valuable armies they are!

Anyways, I won't sign till you do.:p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*sends similar form, minus the forbidden word, :D * You need to sign here first. And I wouldn't take my Martian armies and Roman legions lightly... Plus, remember, being as how I own space until further notice, I have an army of the beings in it...(OOC-ever read the Space Trilogy?). And what valuable armies they are!

Anyways, I won't sign till you do.:p

Wha's the forbidden word? *Star Destroyers bombard the snot outta North Korea, knocking out Nuclear research facilities*:D

*Sends a note to them saying "Spain did it..."*

[Lady of Lorien]

*Martian star destroyer destroyers look on, observing carefully*

*psst* "Whoop the BEEP!" Go back and read your post.:rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

ooohhh... We sign at the same time... *Star Destroyers continue to pummel N Korea's military mercilessly*:D

[Lady of Lorien]

Ready? 1...2........3......SIGN! *looks doubtfully over her shoulder at North Korea* Was that really necessary?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Ready? 1...2........3......SIGN! *looks doubtfully over her shoulder at North Korea* Was that really necessary?

*signs* no but it was fun...:D *preps ground force n' sends Dwarven commandos in first*:eek:

[Lady of Lorien]

Unnecessary pain and suffering...civilian injuries...WHO DID I JUST ALLY WITH, ANYWAYS!?:eek:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Unnecessary pain and suffering...civilian injuries...WHO DID I JUST ALLY WITH, ANYWAYS!?:eek:

AHEM! N Korea MILITARY not civilian...:D *Claims N Korea w/o much of a ground campaign* :D

[Lady of Lorien]

Yah well you just bombed...like...ALL of it, civilian included...:rolleyes:

(OOC - I'm getting off now...g'night!;) )

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Yah well you just bombed...like...ALL of it, civilian included...:rolleyes:

(OOC - I'm getting off now...g'night!;) )

OOC-goodnight. God bless you!:D

IC-I specifically targeted military targets. There are elves manning the guns on those Star Destroyers so it's highly unlikely they'd miss. Anywho, North Korea is now mine as well. I think I'll invade South Korea next.:D Unless anyone else wants it?

[Lady of Lorien]

OOC - Thanks, you too! You shouldn't stay up all night this time, you know...:rolleyes:

IC - Let me think about that...I may want it myself...:confused: What are it's benefits?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

OOC - Thanks, you too! You shouldn't stay up all night this time, you know...:rolleyes:

IC - Let me think about that...I may want it myself...:confused: What are it's benefits?

Uhhh I dunno... *thinks*

[SpiritedWolf]

It's on the ocean!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

It's on the ocean!

yes:D

They also have the 11th largest economy in the world (14th by purchasing parity). The fourth largest in Asia. wow...it's per capita GPD is 12 x North Korea's...Mesah can fix dat.:D

some of her main exports are automobiles, electronics, shipbuilding, steel, high-technology fields such as digital monitors, mobile phones, and semiconductors.

Half the population lives in or around Seoul, which is the 2nd most populous metropolitan area in the world...

EDIT: In light of this I shall now reform North Korea's government into that of a decentralized central centrifical government with a governor and officers loyal to me.:D I will also initiate programs to boost N Korea's economics and produce cheap goods that rival China's. I'm also going to initiate a ship building program, an army reform program, and I'm gonna build computers that make Dell's look like happy meal toys.:D

[SpiritedWolf]

Someone did his homework!:D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*exports super computers with a gillion gigabytes of RAM and holoscreens for prices that make Dell look stingy. Soon dell's put outta business*:D

[SpiritedWolf]

has no idea what u just said:confused:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

has no idea what u just said:confused:

they gots holographic screens n' tons of memoryO.o

*Bakes lots n' lots of cookies n' sells 'em internationally*:D

North Korea is now the number 1 exporter of baked goods...

[SpiritedWolf]

*buys cookie* so how much do those cookies cost?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*buys cookie* so how much do those cookies cost?

*COUGH!ThreebilliondollarseachCOUGH!*;) :D

[SpiritedWolf]

*returns cookie internationally* I think I'll go to cub!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Looks @ N Korea's hidden economy info* "Eeww..." *Grimaces* *sigh*

Well, I shall now get rid of this nasty malnourishment crisis, as well as the fuel crisis by switchin' N korea's fuel supply to Solar n' whatever my Star Destroyers are powered by...

I'm also abolishing everything the communist regime ever did to the country, including the horrible revocation of human rights. The citizens will be given the same rights as the ones of Middle-earth.:D

EDIT: I will now position 50,000 troops of various sorts and a whole army of uglies(orcs,uruks,trolls,etc)-all armed with blasters- in North Korea to invade Japan, seeing as it has the third highest economy in the world. I'm sending the uglies in first...

EDITEDIT: Oh boy...I just realized that Smog claimed North Korea on the first page...eh...ehehehehehehehhe...*grins sheepishly* I don't think he comes here anymore:( If not I'll keep North Korea LEGALLY(barely...) and invade Japan anywho(it's owned by Christene Pevensie, and I haven't seen her here in ages) dadgummit...er...

IN THE EVENT SMOG IS STILL PLAYING THE GAME-
I'd have to have his written agreement that I invaded and conquered his country. Thusly if he is I shall undo the whole invasion thingy...except for this:
*Star Destroyers bombard the snot outta North Korea, knocking out Nuclear research facilities*:D

*Sends a note to them saying "Spain did it..."*

SMOG SHOULDA KEPT A BETTER HANDLE ON HIS NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM;)

[Lady of Lorien]

(Wow, wasn't THAT a brilliant move...:rolleyes: On the OTHER hand, I haven't seen Smog in the entire time I've been a member here, so yeah...:confused: )

All righty, I'll take S Korea. Unless anyone else has it... But anyways, *pulls of Roman Legions and Space Beings*

[Georgie the Valient]

Want to ally with me LoL.I've a whole galaxy at my command :p

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Actually all the homeschoolers are uniting to overthrow the rule of anyone who dares. :D

[Lady of Lorien]

What's that...homeschooler's union? And what'll the benefits be if I join, hm?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Want to ally with me LoL.I've a whole galaxy at my command :p

Would that be me or Lady of Lorien?

I hereby now invade Japan. Thank you.:D
*Sends in uglies armed w/ blasters and mithril armor after bombarding strategic points from orbit*

*Japanese Soldiers take one look @ Trolls w/ huge blaster rifles and surrender*:D

MUWAHAHAHAHAAA!! Yessss, yessssssss... The newest most advanced video games are MINE!! *Laughs madly* Wait a second...THEIR IN JAPANESE!! Dadburnit...*Gets translators working.*

Oh, and LoL,(hehehe) your Mithril armor should have arrived.

[Lady of Lorien]

*psst* Elven translators don't speak Japanese!

Oh, and yes...I have gotten quite a shipment of mithril armor. Has yours come yet?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*psst* Elven translators don't speak Japanese!

Oh, and yes...I have gotten quite a shipment of mithril armor. Has yours come yet?

*slurps coffee n' 'hires' english translators* "Yup...really realy good. uhhuh. whereto next? OOH! I KNOW!! I'LL INVADE CANADA!!!:D "

*Readies army to invade Canada*

[Lady of Lorien]

Hmm...*dresses troops in mithril armor* I'll help you out with Canada...IF I get some maple syrup...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hmm...*dresses troops in mithril armor* I'll help you out with Canada...IF I get some maple syrup...

you can have all the maple syrup you want.:D OOH! I've got a brilliant idea...*Dresses LoL n' her army in polar bear suits* this'll fool 'em!;)

[Lady of Lorien]

*dresses GKoN and HIS army in penguin outfits* I'm not going in there looking like an idiot unless you come too...:rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*dresses GKoN and HIS army in penguin outfits* I'm not going in there looking like an idiot unless you come too...:rolleyes:

Very well...:p *sends in uglies first again* *Watches trolls dressed in jumbo penguin suits scare the wahooies out of the Canadians!:eek: ;)

[Lady of Lorien]

And what kind of general are you anyways, who doesn't fight beside his men? *pushes him into the fray* There y'are, my enormous penguin friend.. (the polar bears and penguins ARE friends, right? :D)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

And what kind of general are you anyways, who doesn't fight beside his men? *pushes him into the fray* There y'are, my enormous penguin friend.. (the polar bears and penguins ARE friends, right? :D)

(of course:eek:)

*sighs n' pulls out lightsaber* "AYEEEEEE!!" *Chases HolyBoy*:D

[Lady of Lorien]

(of course:eek:)

*sighs n' pulls out lightsaber* "AYEEEEEE!!" *Chases HolyBoy*:D

Now now now...*wags finger* Pick on someone who's here to defend himself...:rolleyes: Although...it IS tempting...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

BUTBUTBUTBUTBUT there's noone else in Canada on...:( *Overruns Canada with penguined uglies*:D

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh...or, I SHOULD say, "meh"... Let's waive the rules, and see what happens to HB while he's not looking.
*slugs conscience* *smites it*

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Oh...or, I SHOULD say, "meh"... Let's waive the rules, and see what happens to HB while he's not looking.
*slugs conscience* *smites it*

GOODIEGOOMBAS!:D *Chases HolyBoy across a snowdrift waving lightsaber wildly*:D

[Olórin the Wise]

So all the energy is too big, huh? Then I claim instead the Wood Between the Worlds.

*Sends ambassadors to Middle Earth and space* Can I join the alliance? We can make a triumvirate! Plus, I've got the best scientists in the world, since the earth's mantle is a great medium for scientific research. My most recent discovery is H-fusion - that should solve N Korea's energy crisis, GKoN!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

So all the energy is too big, huh? Then I claim instead the Wood Between the Worlds.

*Sends ambassadors to Middle Earth and space* Can I join the alliance? We can make a triumvirate! Plus, I've got the best scientists in the world, since the earth's mantle is a great medium for scientific research. My most recent discovery is H-fusion - that should solve N Korea's energy crisis, GKoN!

"Hmmm...perhaps..." *Continues to chase Holyboy with a gaggle of trolls in penguin suits *:D

*Sends an official treaty* I *signature here* do hereby consent to be the ally of Gondor Knight of Narnia, King of Middle-earth, Numenore, Valinore, Japan, N Korea and Canada(As soon as a certain mod is driven out;)). I will in no way break this treaty or violate it without telling Gondor Knight of Narnia, lest the penguins grow angry.

*signature and date*:D

[Olórin the Wise]

*signs* So do my Alexandrian troops get Mithril armor too? Or is that a rare substance?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The amount of Mithril is classified.:D However, I will send your troops Mithril armor. What will you give me in exchange?

[Olórin the Wise]

Free passage through the Wood Between the Worlds anytime you like? Or maybe apple pies. My Macedonians make good apple pies (although you might not believe it).

[Lady of Lorien]

Hey hey hey now...GKoN, you forgot ME in your treaty... Remember, our ownership of Canada is a dual affair... :mad: (:p )

(OOC - And be quiet, Olorin...you KNOW you only get apple pie when I make it...and you KNOW my apple pies are the bestest... :D

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"Oh piffy. Well then...what say you? I haven't signed anything yet.":D

[Lady of Lorien]

I say 'tis wise as long as we BOTH get passage in the Wood Between the Worlds. Eh?

[Olórin the Wise]

Alright, but you have to be careful not to let your armies drink out of the pools.

[Lady of Lorien]

What, with the droughts the way they are these days? And why?:p :p

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I think it'll turn us into cocosugar-coated monkey bombs.:D

[Lady of Lorien]

:eek: Not a bad agreement, then. I give my consent.

(OOC - GKoN...if you want the Numenorean thread resurrected, you'll have to do it yourself, because I refuse to double post. I have a clean record, there...:D)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

:eek: Not a bad agreement, then. I give my consent.

(OOC - GKoN...if you want the Numenorean thread resurrected, you'll have to do it yourself, because I refuse to double post. I have a clean record, there...:D)

OOC-whoopsy

IC-Good now, what shall we call our little truimverate?:D

[Lady of Lorien]

Caesar, Pompey, and....nevermind, on second thought... How 'bout the PolarPenguinPumpkin Party?:D Nah...

[Olórin the Wise]

The Terrible Trio?

(Hehe... just a suggestion)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

how 'bout the Flying Ferocious Funkmasters?:D

[Lady of Lorien]

Do we fly? Errrmm...I say we put it to a vote. Majority wins. Wow, it's hard to get a majority when each voter gets to nominate one...

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Maybe the Convincing Cannuck Conquerers?:D

We need more options...

[Lady of Lorien]

I know... The Earnest Elven Eggheads? Well...that'd work for me, at any rate... :rolleyes:

[Olórin the Wise]

Hmm... I kinda like that one.

What about... the Bamboozled Bangalore Boomerangs?

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

hmmm...PeppyPenguinPolarbearPoppopMaiar troubadours?

[Lady of Lorien]

GrowingGreenGooeyGrotesque...

[Olórin the Wise]

Well... that ones a little long, if you get my meaning.

Maybe, the Tall Tale Tellers?


EDIT: oops, I meant GKoN's name, not LoL's.

[Lady of Lorien]

Knightly Elven Wizards. Excellent combination. If it IS boring...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

GrowingGreenGooeyGrotesque...

Galloping Galavanters.:D

[Olórin the Wise]

Knightly Elven Wizards. Excellent combination, even if it IS boring... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Perfect. Includes all three of us. What say we make it unanimous, GKoN?

[Lady of Lorien]

Shall we put 'em all together? Hang on a minute, I'll edit once I've finished...

EDIT: Polar Penguin Pumpkin Terrible Trio Flying Ferocious Funkmasters Convincing Cannuck Conquerers Earnest Elven Eggheads Bamboozled Bangalore Boomerangs Peppy Penguin Polarbear Poppop Maiar Troubadours Growing Green Gooey Grotesque Galloping Galavanteers Tall Tale Tellers Knightly Elven Wizards....

In short, the PPPTTFFFCCCEEEBBBPPPPMTGGGGGGTTTKEW for long. And we're such a LITTLE body...:rolleyes:

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

that works.:D

[Olórin the Wise]

*Pant gasp!* that's quite a bit! Think you can memorize it?

[Lady of Lorien]

that works.:D

It does? I hereby decree that GKoN must be the first to memorize the name of our triumvirate.:D Heh heh... (and I put that down BEFORE I saw Olorin's remark about memory... :rolleyes:)

[Olórin the Wise]

:D Let's see... PPPTTFFFCCCEEEBBBPPPPMTGGGGGGTTTKEW! And I put that down without even looking at LoL's post! (Of course, I had copied it, so all I had to do was paste, but who cares?:D)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

hmmm... well fellow PPPTTFFFCCCEEEBBBPPPPMTGGGGGGTTTKEW members, where shall we invade next?

I vote we shorten the name considerably.:D

[Lady of Lorien]

I know...let's take a representative letter from each section: For example, 1 p. And see if we can spell something with 'em...

Let's invade Charn. Since we have acces to the WBW (Thanks to Olorin)...

[Olórin the Wise]

Yeah... How about just one of each letter at a time, instead of 3 or 4? So it would be the PTFCEBPMTGTKEW, instead of the PPPTTFFFCCCEEEBBBPPPPMTGGGGGGTTTKEW.

EDIT: I thought that up BEFORE I saw LoL's post.

Ok, you can use my wood to invade Charn, but PLEASE don't drink from the pools! it causes HUGE droughts in their respective worlds!

[Lady of Lorien]

Nah...I was just thinking one letter per kind PERIOD. But I just realized we couldn't spell anything anyways...there's only an E for vowels... (WHO STOLE ALL THE VOWELS???:mad: Let's attack HIM next! His name is Joel, I said so.)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

GARF Galactic Alliance Renovating (the) Face (of the world):D

[Olórin the Wise]

Nah...I was just thinking one letter per kind PERIOD. But I just realized we couldn't spell anything anyways...there's only an E for vowels... (WHO STOLE ALL THE VOWELS??? Let's attack HIM next! His name is Joel, I said so.)

Where does he live? We'll have to find his pool in the WBW.

[Lady of Lorien]

Har har har... I mean glarf glarf glarf... O.K., then... GLARF! Let's attack Joel! CHARGE!!!

[Olórin the Wise]

dundundunda! CHARGE!!! *rushes to grab green ring and get into Joel's pool* Ready or not, here I come!

[Lady of Lorien]

Before we drown him...in...his own....pool...well, nevermind, before we do away with him, we MUST SQUEEZE THE LOST VOWELS OUT OF HIM!!!

[Olórin the Wise]

*squeezes* It's not working! Oh, I see why! THEY'RE IN HIS SAFE BOX! AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH! WHERE'S THE KEY? SOMEBODY FIND THE KEY!

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Swallows the key as it's hidden in a cookie bag he 'confiscated'* Whoops...o.O