Give the moviemakers silly ideas!!!

[BarbarianKing]

We all know how far the movie Prince Caspian was from the book. In other threads I have seen (and given) some ideas as to how they could make VODT differ from the book.
Hey, if they're going to make silly changes, why not get the ideas from us the fans?

So I will start by quoting the ideas I gave in other threads:

Regarding Trumpkin on board the Dawn Treader:

1)
If he (Trumpkin) ends up on the boat (DT), I bet the Dufflepods will make him their leader. I bet he will probably end up raiding Coriakin's home, stealing the book of spells, and reading the spell to bring him "beauty beyond the lot of mortals".


The romance between Caspian and Ramandu's Daughter:

2)
Lucy to Caspian as he is hitting on Stargirl: "What about Susan?"
Caspian: "Susan who?"
Lucy: "What do you mean Susan who?"
Edmund: "Yeah, man what's the meaning of this? Did you forget already? You kissed her and hugged her and all."
Stargirl glares at Caspian with her hands on her waist. Caspian looks confused, his eyes dart from Edmund and Lucy to Stargirl and back.
Caspian: "I… I don't know what you guys are talking about."
Edmund: "Come on dude, you know."
Caspian: "Wait.. what? Do I know you guys?. Who are you? How did you end up here?
Caspian turns to Stargirl: "Little kids have a lot of imagination, don't they?"

3)
Or they may turn it into a musical, with both running and dancing around the ship as in a cat-an-mouse game with Caspian beginning: "I can show you the world, shinning, shimmering, splendid....."


I bet you all have better ideas.

[inkspot]

Why not give Trumpkin wings? That way he can come on the voyage and also fly home in the afternoons to rule Narnia in Caspian's place. And they could make Caspian feel really jealous that Trumpkin has wings, so he can do a lot of crazy stuff to try to prove himself better than Trumpkin -- like leading the entire crew to march into that alchemy stream on Death Water island. When Drinian is turned into gold and Reep's tail snaps off from the weigh of being gold, we can have a poignant scene when Caspian realizes what a terrible mistake he has made, and that it is too late to save his trusty crewman. He will look really sad and broken-hearted, and people will love it.

[Mrs. Pevensie]

Well speaking of the susan/caspian romance...I thought they did a bad job with it, but I liked the idea od it cuz that really is the one element the Narnia series is missing! If they are going to add another silly romance into VotDT, they should bring a beautiful Telmarine girl on the ship that has a romance with Edmund! I think that would be a funny coincidence since he seemed to be so grossed out by the kiss at the end of PC!!!

[Copperfox]

Here's a silly suggestion; only, in today's atmosphere of suffocating political correctness, I'm afraid they'll take it seriously and ACTUALLY do it. The suggestion is that, as the Dawn Treader nears the frontiers of Aslan's Country, they find that another ship has gotten there ahead of them. This ship, superior in design to the Dawn Treader in every way, will be revealed to have been built by women, and all the sailors on it will be women. In keeping with political correctness, the very weakest woman on this Amazonian ship will be five times as strong as the strongest man on the Dawn Treader, and the stupidest woman will be twenty times as smart as the smartest man. Yet at the SAME time, they'll all complain that they have somehow been poor helpless victims of male oppression!

These unbeatable super-women will proceed to overpower and capture Caspian and his crew easily, in order to enslave and humiliate them...but they'll be reckoning without Queen Lucy. As a female also, Lucy will be the ONLY Dawn Treader occupant allowed by the writers to have any power to fight back; and she, with "Crouching Tiger" techniques, will single-handedly kung-fu the tar out of all the attackers.

[Mrs. Pevensie]

Hahahahaha, that is amazing Copperfox, I would love to see that!!!

[~Lava~]

I wouldn't. I hope none of the film makers read this site.

[DaughterofRamandu]

Instead of making it a boring adventure movie set in the oceans of Narnia, have it be a romantic comedy, with King Edmund in the leading male role, and DoR in the leading female role. :D

Copperfox: I am positive that that idea would be highly appealing to Disney. But I think it's absolutely disgusting. ;)

[Copperfox]

Thank you, D-O-R. It's always heartening to be reminded that not everyone has capitulated to p.c. male-bashing.

[DaydreamBeliever]

LOL..I love the idea of Trumpkin reading the spell.:p


My fear is that they'll take away the fact that its Aslan who saves them from the Island where nightmares come true.:mad:

[Sven-El]

Well, here's one....Right in the middle of the film for no reason whatsoever there is a still of Reepicheep in a cowboy hat in front of a microphone.
Narrator ( AKA Douglas Gresham): And now it's time for silly songs with Reepicheep, the part of the show where Reepicheep comes out and sings a silly song. So, without further ado, silly songs with Reepicheep.

( Reepicheep comes out, wearing the afformentioned hat.)
Reepicheep: The Water Buffalo Song

Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast, but mine is slow.
Oh, where do we get them, I don't know,
But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooo!

I took my buffalo to the store.
Got his head caught in the door.
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a --

Eustace: Stop! Stop this instant! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does *not* have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters in the mail saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Reepicheep: You have no imagination whatsoever

Narrator ( again, Douglas Gresham): This has been silly songs with Reepicheep. Tune in next time to hear Reepicheep sing ...

Reepicheep: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but --

Eustace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
( comes running out and swings him by his tail.)

[Sven-El]

Oh and here's a nother one... in the island of Nightmares Edmund dreams he is at Hogwarts. Nuff said.

Then Lucy dreams she sees a Hobbit Hole. The door in the hole opens and out comes Jams McCavoy as Bilbo Baggins.
Lucy cries out: Mr. Tumnus
James as Bilbo: Exuce me, but who is Mr. Tumnus .My name is Bilbo Baggins of the Shire.

It'll be perfect... that way there can be shameless crossovers between Narnia, Hobbit and Harry Potter!


Or Lucy dreams that she isn't played by Georgie Henley, but by Dakota Fanning! ( no wait that belongs in the what's the worst that could happen area.)

Drinian revleas that at one point he was the Dread Pirate Roberts.

[inkspot]

And Keyser Soze!

[waterhogboy]

I think what's actually going to happen is Caspian falls for the female crew member on the Dawn Treader (what with it being a politically correct ship and all), causing a terrible decision when he claps his peepers on the old girl of Ramandu's. This poor girl goes off in despair and anger, learns magic, and becomes the green lady ready for SC. What do you think!?!?

[inkspot]

I think what's actually going to happen is Caspian falls for the female crew member on the Dawn Treader (what with it being a politically correct ship and all), causing a terrible decision when he claps his peepers on the old girl of Ramandu's. This poor girl goes off in despair and anger, learns magic, and becomes the green lady ready for SC. What do you think!?!?
It's beautiful, Jonny! It connects the stories and shows how the evil Narnian imperialist Caspian brings his own destruction about because it is his jilted love (as a serpent) who then kills his wife and kidnaps his son!

[waterhogboy]

It's beautiful, Jonny! It connects the stories and shows how the evil Narnian imperialist Caspian brings his own destruction about because it is his jilted love (as a serpent) who then kills his wife and kidnaps his son!

Shall I apply to be scriptwriter??

[Copperfox]

Yes, that would be just like the way "everyone knows" (with no basis in fact) that America really created its own terrorist enemies just to make the oil companies richer (never mind that NONE of the world's ten biggest oil companies even IS American-owned).

[inkspot]

Exactly! It could be an object lesson. Yes, WHB, you should try to get on the scriptwriting team.

Also, if you could work in a dwarf slavery angle, that would provide another soap box ...

[BarbarianKing]

I just love it! I almost choke with laughter. Narnia fans are awesome!

Well speaking of the susan/caspian romance...I thought they did a bad job with it, but I liked the idea od it cuz that really is the one element the Narnia series is missing! If they are going to add another silly romance into VotDT, they should bring a beautiful Telmarine girl on the ship that has a romance with Edmund! I think that would be a funny coincidence since he seemed to be so grossed out by the kiss at the end of PC!!!

Or the girl who "squints and has freckles" because now it is obvious that Caspian likes them like that (Susan anyone?).

Here's a silly suggestion; only, in today's atmosphere of suffocating political correctness, I'm afraid they'll take it seriously and ACTUALLY do it. The suggestion is that, as the Dawn Treader nears the frontiers of Aslan's Country, they find that another ship has gotten there ahead of them. This ship, superior in design to the Dawn Treader in every way, will be revealed to have been built by women, and all the sailors on it will be women. In keeping with political correctness, the very weakest woman on this Amazonian ship will be five times as strong as the strongest man on the Dawn Treader, and the stupidest woman will be twenty times as smart as the smartest man. Yet at the SAME time, they'll all complain that they have somehow been poor helpless victims of male oppression!

These unbeatable super-women will proceed to overpower and capture Caspian and his crew easily, in order to enslave and humiliate them...but they'll be reckoning without Queen Lucy. As a female also, Lucy will be the ONLY Dawn Treader occupant allowed by the writers to have any power to fight back; and she, with "Crouching Tiger" techniques, will single-handedly kung-fu the tar out of all the attackers.

AWESOME! Go Lucy!

Shall I apply to be scriptwriter??

What are you waiting for?

[MrBob]

After his adventure, Eustace discovers he has a nasty side-effect. Whewnever he belches, fire comes out. At first it is a nuisance, but then Caspian realizes that with a few well-timed burps, they can have well-cooked meals in no time at all.

Lucy reads from the Magician's Book the story realizing that it is actually LWW.

MrBob

[Sven-El]

After his adventure, Eustace discovers he has a nasty side-effect. Whewnever he belches, fire comes out. At first it is a nuisance, but then Caspian realizes that with a few well-timed burps, they can have well-cooked meals in no time at all.


And from there they have a long and profitable career touring circuses in Narnia as part of UNCLE CASPIAN'S CARNIVAL OF ODDITIES which includes, not only Eustace, but Lucy who can heal all wounds with her cordial, Edmund who can down eightie pails of Turkish Delight, Reepicheep the talking mouse, a dufflepod, Trumpkin, a Marshwiggle, oh and brougth from the far reaches of the world, the enchanting and exotic beauty, Ramandu's Daughter. And let's not forget Barky the Dog Faced Boy and Lydia the Tatooed Lady.

Then Uncle Caspian's Carinval of Oddities is bought by an Oxford Don named CS LEwis, who is part owner of the Lewis and Tolkien Circus and brought back to our world. From there the LEwis and Tolkien circus travels around and continues to grow adding more and more acts, including the Flying Graysons. Then the circus ends up in this city called "Gotham."

[ndfan1993]

LOL! These are so funny! Sadly, I cannot really think of any right now...:P.

[Celebrion Seregon]

The romance between Caspian and Ramandu's Daughter:

2)
Lucy to Caspian as he is hitting on Stargirl: "What about Susan?"
Caspian: "Susan who?"
Lucy: "What do you mean Susan who?"
Edmund: "Yeah, man what's the meaning of this? Did you forget already? You kissed her and hugged her and all."
Stargirl glares at Caspian with her hands on her waist. Caspian looks confused, his eyes dart from Edmund and Lucy to Stargirl and back.
Caspian: "I… I don't know what you guys are talking about."
Edmund: "Come on dude, you know."
Caspian: "Wait.. what? Do I know you guys?. Who are you? How did you end up here?
Caspian turns to Stargirl: "Little kids have a lot of imagination, don't they?"


That is TOOO funny!!!

3)
Or they may turn it into a musical, with both running and dancing around the ship as in a cat-an-mouse game with Caspian beginning: "I can show you the world, shinning, shimmering, splendid....."

well, if it's similar to the LotR musical..it wouldn't be too bad...

I bet you all have better ideas.

Here's a silly suggestion; only, in today's atmosphere of suffocating political correctness, I'm afraid they'll take it seriously and ACTUALLY do it. The suggestion is that, as the Dawn Treader nears the frontiers of Aslan's Country, they find that another ship has gotten there ahead of them. This ship, superior in design to the Dawn Treader in every way, will be revealed to have been built by women, and all the sailors on it will be women. In keeping with political correctness, the very weakest woman on this Amazonian ship will be five times as strong as the strongest man on the Dawn Treader, and the stupidest woman will be twenty times as smart as the smartest man. Yet at the SAME time, they'll all complain that they have somehow been poor helpless victims of male oppression!

These unbeatable super-women will proceed to overpower and capture Caspian and his crew easily, in order to enslave and humiliate them...but they'll be reckoning without Queen Lucy. As a female also, Lucy will be the ONLY Dawn Treader occupant allowed by the writers to have any power to fight back; and she, with "Crouching Tiger" techniques, will single-handedly kung-fu the tar out of all the attackers.

ahhh!!!!!! another Pirates of the Carribbean series!!!! someone shoot lucy before she becomes the lizard (liz-elizabeth swan, lol, character hate nickname)

Instead of making it a boring adventure movie set in the oceans of Narnia, have it be a romantic comedy, with King Edmund in the leading male role, and DoR in the leading female role. :D

nooooo I hate when they add romance to movies wher it SHOULD NOT BE...for once I"d like to see a movie that isn't straight shoot it up war that as NO romance.

Copperfox: I am positive that that idea would be highly appealing to Disney. But I think it's absolutely disgusting. ;)

it probably would!

Well, here's one....Right in the middle of the film for no reason whatsoever there is a still of Reepicheep in a cowboy hat in front of a microphone.
Narrator ( AKA Douglas Gresham): And now it's time for silly songs with Reepicheep, the part of the show where Reepicheep comes out and sings a silly song. So, without further ado, silly songs with Reepicheep.

( Reepicheep comes out, wearing the afformentioned hat.)
Reepicheep: The Water Buffalo Song

Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast, but mine is slow.
Oh, where do we get them, I don't know,
But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooo!

I took my buffalo to the store.
Got his head caught in the door.
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a --

Eustace: Stop! Stop this instant! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does *not* have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters in the mail saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Reepicheep: You have no imagination whatsoever

Narrator ( again, Douglas Gresham): This has been silly songs with Reepicheep. Tune in next time to hear Reepicheep sing ...

Reepicheep: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but --

Eustace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
( comes running out and swings him by his tail.)

ohhh gosh...A: I LOVE VEGGIE TALES
B: Ooooooh wow..reep in a cowboy hat *trots off to photoshop*

[office]

It could be set a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away.

[Xenithar]

Would that mean the White Witch would be Darth Vader???
hmmm....Mr. Beaver is R2-D2, and Mrs. Beaver is C-3PO....

[BarbarianKing]

After his adventure, Eustace discovers he has a nasty side-effect. Whewnever he belches, fire comes out. At first it is a nuisance, but then Caspian realizes that with a few well-timed burps, they can have well-cooked meals in no time at all.

Lucy reads from the Magician's Book the story realizing that it is actually LWW.

MrBob

I love the Eustace one Mr. Bob. It is so cool.

As far as Lucy reading the Magician's Book, she plays a practical joke on everyone by reading the spell "To Make Anyone Around You Speak As If They Inhaled From A Helium Ballon"


Sven-El, that Touring Troupe is excellent, but you forgot the Bearded Lady!(But don't worry, I bet those moviemakers are already including her/him? in the line-up)

[MrBob]

"And from there they have a long and profitable career touring circuses in Narnia as part of UNCLE CASPIAN'S CARNIVAL OF ODDITIES which includes, not only Eustace, but Lucy who can heal all wounds with her cordial, Edmund who can down eightie pails of Turkish Delight, Reepicheep the talking mouse, a dufflepod, Trumpkin, a Marshwiggle, oh and brougth from the far reaches of the world, the enchanting and exotic beauty, Ramandu's Daughter. And let's not forget Barky the Dog Faced Boy and Lydia the Tatooed Lady."

Having too much fun, Sven?

Another nasty trick from Lucy. She reads the Spell to make hidden things visible--except for their clothes :eek:

On Avra, they come upon a Plumptree's stand that sells Eustace's favorite Vitaminized Nerve Food.

The Dawn Treader's song is "Love..Exciting and New..." (For those who don't know, that would be the Love Boat)

MrBob

[Miss.SunFlower]

I think what's actually going to happen is Caspian falls for the female crew member on the Dawn Treader (what with it being a politically correct ship and all), causing a terrible decision when he claps his peepers on the old girl of Ramandu's. This poor girl goes off in despair and anger, learns magic, and becomes the green lady ready for SC. What do you think!?!?

they really SHOULD do that!
goodness, now why can't the writers come up with something that good? WHY?

[Copperfox]

Except, the Green Witch _isn't_ supposed to be a true human being at all, just as Jadis was not. (As if that point of accuracy would matter to the revisionist writers who dragged the personality of Peter Pevensie through a sewer!)

[QA48]

I don't know? Have Aslan appear as a goat instead of a lamb?

I mean, a lamb would be too overwhelming for the 20% of the audience who haven't read the book. Forget about the 80% who have and probably grew up on them. Yeah, forget about them.

[Into the Wardrobe]

If the filmmmakers do read this and put any of it in they'll look like idiots! I mean think about it...our posts have time indexes on them and to pull something out of this thread and sick it in knowing the fans think it's rubbish...not smart.

It would provide too much to harp on them for later....proceed with the ideas so they won't take them.

[Knight of Narnia]

Well since Disney is producing this film:

1) Everyone on the Island of the Duffers spontaneously breaks out into song and dance alongside the stars of Beverly Hills Chihuahua

2) Caspian jumps onto the front of the Dawn Treader and proclaims "I'm King of the World!"

3) The Dawn Treader encounters a pirate ship with black sails crewed by the dead.

4) Caspian, Edmund, and Eustace are played by the Jonas Brothers.

5) Lucy is played by Vannessa Hudgens

6) Disney decides that since they have already done too many films with lions in the lead role and replace Aslan with a cute talking dog named "Zippy"

7) Reepicheep is voiced by Chris Rock in order to give him some attitude.

8) Ramandu tells Caspian that Miraz did not kill his father, but Miraz IS his father.

9) In accordance with current female-forward PCness, Ramandu's daughter is played by Lucy Lawless and is in fact a warrior princess.

10) The merfolk near the end of the world suddenly strike up a chorus of "Under the Sea".

[QA48]

Well since Disney is producing this film:

1) Everyone on the Island of the Duffers spontaneously breaks out into song and dance alongside the stars of Beverly Hills Chihuahua

2) Caspian jumps onto the front of the Dawn Treader and proclaims "I'm King of the World!"

3) The Dawn Treader encounters a pirate ship with black sails crewed by the dead.

7) Reepicheep is voiced by Chris Rock in order to give him some attitude.

8) Ramandu tells Caspian that Miraz did not kill his father, but Miraz IS his father.

9) In accordance with current female-forward PCness, Ramandu's daughter is played by Lucy Lawless and is in fact a warrior princess.



Having lost faith in the producers, is it that sad that I can actually picture these things actually happening?:rolleyes:

[MrBob]

Here's a scene they could put at the end of the movie:

After coming back into the room at Eustace's house, the three kids are surprised at having been through such an adventure. Aunt Alberta comes into the room and announces they are going out and should get ready. She looks down to notice Lucy not wearing any shoes. "Where are your shoes, dear?"
Lucy looks at her from her brother to her cousin and than at the painting, smiling. Turning back to her aunt, she replies, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

I actually want them to have an ending where they mention Lucy's lost shoes.

MrBob

[Sven-El]

I love the Eustace one Mr. Bob. It is so cool.


Sven-El, that Touring Troupe is excellent, but you forgot the Bearded Lady!(But don't worry, I bet those moviemakers are already including her/him? in the line-up)

Oh, they did.... it's a dwarf woman. As we all know, dwarf womena re so alike dwarf men in vocie and appearance it can be hard to tell the difference.

Well, and then I forgot Giant Rumbelbuffin as the world's strongest man. ANd Susan as the tight ropewalker.


Off the subject of the circus troupe....

Caspian goes crazy while at see and is seen galloping around the Dawn Treader like he's riding a horse, with Drinian following him, hitting a pair of cocunuts together to make the sounds of horse hoves. Then the two of them and Edmund and Eusatce break out into a chorus of "Knights of the Round Table."

Oh and what can be sillier than.... John Cleese as Ramandu, and Eric Idle as Coriakin.

[BarbarianKing]

If the filmmmakers do read this and put any of it in they'll look like idiots! I mean think about it...our posts have time indexes on them and to pull something out of this thread and sick it in knowing the fans think it's rubbish...not smart.

It would provide too much to harp on them for later....proceed with the ideas so they won't take them.

Having lost faith in the producers, is it that sad that I can actually picture these things actually happening?:rolleyes:

Isn't it sad? I mean if someone had started a thread like this for PC and people had given ideas like:
1) Make Peter fight his classmates because he "gets not respect."
2) Peter and Caspian argue with each other and yell at each other.
3) Peter leads a raid of Miraz Castle for his own glory where half of the Narnian army dies as he gallops off to Aslan's How in defeat.
4) Peter tells Lucy in an angry and self grandiose voice: "I think we have waited for Aslan long enough."
5) Peter is condescending to Trumpkin and says things like "that explain's it doesn't it: YOU"RE MISTAKEN."
6) Have Caspian and Susan have a romance (forgetting about Ramandu's Daughter) and have them Kiss at the end.

Wouldn't you have said "that's crazy?" I mean, if someone in this forum had given those ideas on a thread like that? But they did exactly that.


Well since Disney is producing this film:

1) Everyone on the Island of the Duffers spontaneously breaks out into song and dance alongside the stars of Beverly Hills Chihuahua

2) Caspian jumps onto the front of the Dawn Treader and proclaims "I'm King of the World!"

3) The Dawn Treader encounters a pirate ship with black sails crewed by the dead.

4) Caspian, Edmund, and Eustace are played by the Jonas Brothers.

5) Lucy is played by Vannessa Hudgens

6) Disney decides that since they have already done too many films with lions in the lead role and replace Aslan with a cute talking dog named "Zippy"

7) Reepicheep is voiced by Chris Rock in order to give him some attitude.

8) Ramandu tells Caspian that Miraz did not kill his father, but Miraz IS his father.

9) In accordance with current female-forward PCness, Ramandu's daughter is played by Lucy Lawless and is in fact a warrior princess.

10) The merfolk near the end of the world suddenly strike up a chorus of "Under the Sea".

#7 It would be cool if it was the attitude of RUBY RHOD"

#9 I love Lucy Lawless. I wouldn't mind her playing Ramandu's Daughter and kicking some b

[Eärendil the Mariner]

Off the subject of the circus troupe....

Caspian goes crazy while at see and is seen galloping around the Dawn Treader like he's riding a horse, with Drinian following him, hitting a pair of cocunuts together to make the sounds of horse hoves. Then the two of them and Edmund and Eusatce break out into a chorus of "Knights of the Round Table."
ROFL!!! I can't stop laughing, keep 'em coming guys! :D

[waterhogboy]

I think dwarf slavery is an excellent angle Jax. The Dufflepuds could start up a Rambo style freedom fighter rebellion force with Lucy and her dagger as the front man!

KoN - I like #7. He could be a tokn wisecracker bringing light relief to those troubling moments. Gotta go for the laughs!!!!

And Barbarian King, really, the script writers would never be THAT stupid to do THAT to PC. You're taking it a bit far now!!! Oh and off topic, have you seen the latest series of Dr Who!?!? If you have go to Wood between Worlds and tell us what you think!! No one seems to have seen it!

[BarbarianKing]

ROFL! Seriously!

wtb, sorry if I took that PC bit a "little" too far. Didn't mean to offend all the true fans;). And I was going to add: "why not have Caspian be played by a 26 year old man?" but that would be preposterous!

The subject of my banner is the last episode I watched *runs to Dr. Who thread*

[inkspot]

6) Disney decides that since they have already done too many films with lions in the lead role and replace Aslan with a cute talking dog named "Zippy"
ROFL! Seriously, I am still chuckling. Zippy! :)

OK, how bout this idea: Kieffer Sutherland as Eustace. I know he's a bit old, but they can take 15 years off him with make-up, and then he will only look 30, which is almost the same age as Caspian.

[ndfan1993]

Well since Disney is producing this film:

1) Everyone on the Island of the Duffers spontaneously breaks out into song and dance alongside the stars of Beverly Hills Chihuahua

2) Caspian jumps onto the front of the Dawn Treader and proclaims "I'm King of the World!"

3) The Dawn Treader encounters a pirate ship with black sails crewed by the dead.

4) Caspian, Edmund, and Eustace are played by the Jonas Brothers.

5) Lucy is played by Vannessa Hudgens

6) Disney decides that since they have already done too many films with lions in the lead role and replace Aslan with a cute talking dog named "Zippy"

7) Reepicheep is voiced by Chris Rock in order to give him some attitude.

8) Ramandu tells Caspian that Miraz did not kill his father, but Miraz IS his father.

9) In accordance with current female-forward PCness, Ramandu's daughter is played by Lucy Lawless and is in fact a warrior princess.

10) The merfolk near the end of the world suddenly strike up a chorus of "Under the Sea".

Oh, they did.... it's a dwarf woman. As we all know, dwarf womena re so alike dwarf men in vocie and appearance it can be hard to tell the difference.

Well, and then I forgot Giant Rumbelbuffin as the world's strongest man. ANd Susan as the tight ropewalker.


Off the subject of the circus troupe....

Caspian goes crazy while at see and is seen galloping around the Dawn Treader like he's riding a horse, with Drinian following him, hitting a pair of cocunuts together to make the sounds of horse hoves. Then the two of them and Edmund and Eusatce break out into a chorus of "Knights of the Round Table."

Oh and what can be sillier than.... John Cleese as Ramandu, and Eric Idle as Coriakin.

ROFL! Seriously, I am still chuckling. Zippy! :)

OK, how bout this idea: Kieffer Sutherland as Eustace. I know he's a bit old, but they can take 15 years off him with make-up, and then he will only look 30, which is almost the same age as Caspian.

Knight of Narnia, I was laughing so hard I'm suprised my parents didn't ask me what was wrong LOL!

Sven-El, LOL! *is still laughing as she imagines Ben Barnes/Caspian doing that*.

Inkspot - Lol! He might be too old...Just a tiny bit, though. LOL!

[BarbarianKing]

ROFL! Seriously, I am still chuckling. Zippy! :)

OK, how bout this idea: Kieffer Sutherland as Eustace. I know he's a bit old, but they can take 15 years off him with make-up, and then he will only look 30, which is almost the same age as Caspian.
You mean his name will be Eustace "Ace" Scrubb?

[inkspot]

LOL! Perfect!!!

And maybe a love triangle between Kieffer, Ben and Ramandu's daughter.

[office]

Well since Disney is producing this film:

6) Disney decides that since they have already done too many films with lions in the lead role and replace Aslan with a cute talking dog named "Zippy"



Haha, that`s hilarious!:D

[Knight of Narnia]

Some more great ideas for (or from) Disney:

1) Instead of the Albatross telling Lucy "courage, dear heart!", Aslan (in Lion form) would appear in the sky and tell the crew "Hakuna Matata, No Worries!"

2) Caspian and Ramandu's Daughter break out into the chorus of "A Whole New World" the evening when they talk.

3) The Duffelpods warmly welcome the crew of the Dawn Treader to their island with a rendition of "Be Our Guest".

4) Disney decides that since more people are familiar with the "Pirates" movie line they decide to title the film "Pirates of the Carribean 4: Voyage of the Dawn Treader". Caspian is played by Johnny Depp, Edmund is played by Orlando Bloom, Lucy is played by Keira Knightly, and Eustace is played by Geoffry Rush.

5. In order to offset production costs, Disney adds in-movie advertising to the film. When they approach the end of the world, and Reepicheep falls in the water, he exclaims "Why this is as refreshing as drinking new Gatorade Sport formula!"

[waterhogboy]

Some more great ideas for (or from) Disney:

1) Instead of the Albatross telling Lucy "courage, dear heart!", Aslan (in Lion form) would appear in the sky and tell the crew "Hakuna Matata, No Worries!"

2) Caspian and Ramandu's Daughter break out into the chorus of "A Whole New World" the evening when they talk.

3) The Duffelpods warmly welcome the crew of the Dawn Treader to their island with a rendition of "Be Our Guest".

4) Disney decides that since more people are familiar with the "Pirates" movie line they decide to title the film "Pirates of the Carribean 4: Voyage of the Dawn Treader". Caspian is played by Johnny Depp, Edmund is played by Orlando Bloom, Lucy is played by Keira Knightly, and Eustace is played by Geoffry Rush.

5. In order to offset production costs, Disney adds in-movie advertising to the film. When they approach the end of the world, and Reepicheep falls in the water, he exclaims "Why this is as refreshing as drinking new Gatorade Sport formula!"

I like number 4... and sadly can actually see it happening!!! :(

[Sven-El]

You mean his name will be Eustace "Ace" Scrubb?

And he can do everything in 24 hours... with out ever once using a bathroom.

[MrBob]

Sandra Bullock gets transported to the Dawn Treader and discovers that there is a bomb on board where if the ship goes under a certain speed, it will go off.

MrBob

[BarbarianKing]

Sandra Bullock gets transported to the Dawn Treader and discovers that there is a bomb on board where if the ship goes under a certain speed, it will go off.

MrBob

LOL! That's funny Mr. Bob.

And talking about Eustace "ACE" Scrubb.

At Deathwater Island, Eustace “Ace” Scrubb and the gang meet Gordie, Chris, Vern, and Teddy (pictured below) who are already at the pool that turns things into gold (Edited for language):

Eustace Ace: “What! Do you know about this?” <Looking hard at the boys:> “You wasn’t plannin’ on takin’ the pool from us, was you boys?”
Chris: “You get away, man. We found it. We got dibs.”
Eustace Ace: “Aw, we better start runnin’ Caspian, they got dibs!”
Chris: “We earned it, man. You guys came in a boat, we swam all the way. That’s not fair. It’s ours!”
Caspian mimicking Chris: “That’s not fair. It’s ours. Well, not anymore!”
Eustace Ace: “Now you guys have two choices. You either leave quietly and we take the pool, or you stay, and we slap you silly, and we take the pool.”
Edmund: “Besides, me and Drinian found it first.”
Teddy: “Yeah, and Vern told us how you found it.” <Mimicking Edmund:> “Oh Drinian! I wish we never boosted that boat! Oh Drinian! I think I just turned my Fruit of the Looms into…”

you get the idea.

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[inkspot]

Sandra Bullock gets transported to the Dawn Treader and discovers that there is a bomb on board where if the ship goes under a certain speed, it will go off.

MrBob
ROFL! She could protray Ramandu's Daughter, and that will be the exciting ending of the film, how she saves Caspian and crew from the speed-trapped boat. Love it! And very politically correct with the girl saving the day!

[BarbarianKing]

come and post your fun ideas here. with the way PC went, nothing should surprise you!

[office]

Set it in space and in the future. It would have to be a spaceship instead of a normal ship of course.

[Sven-El]

Upon leaving Ramandu's island, Caspian pomprtly adds Ramandu's Daughter as a Friend on Facebook and changes his relationship status first from "No longer in a relationship with Susan" to " In a relationship with Ramandu's Daughter".

[BarbarianKing]

After they leave Ramandu's Island, they meet our very own Copperfox who, with his extensive knowledge on many, many subjects and eloquent style of writing, talking, and debating, begins to tell the entire crew how the movie makers fooled them, and that all the stuff they've been doing throughout the movie is not even close to what their creator intended as written in the records (AKA: the books). The crew, as it happens with many in this forum, begin to see Copperfox' point of view and realize they've been duped. They mutiny against the writers and producers and begin to play the movie the way the story goes in the book. And everyone lives happily ever after, including the fans and all non-fans who go to the theater and/or cinemas. The producers and writers all quit in disgrace.

[MrBob]

While a dragon, Eustace meets a young boy named Eragon.

One one of the islands, they find a plane wreck and find Amelia Earhart and her navigator living as King and Queen.

They defeat the sea serpent only after the CGI technician has a heart attack.

MrBob

[Sven-El]

They defeat the sea serpent only after the CGI technician has a heart attack.

MrBob


And then they are snowed in at one of the many lands they visit and are forced to eat Sir RObin's Minstrel. And there is much rejoicing...

[Knight of Narnia]

Upon leaving Ramandu's island, Caspian pomprtly adds Ramandu's Daughter as a Friend on Facebook and changes his relationship status first from "No longer in a relationship with Susan" to " In a relationship with Ramandu's Daughter".

ROFL .. this is way too funny

After they leave Ramandu's Island, they meet our very own Copperfox who, with his extensive knowledge on many, many subjects and eloquent style of writing, talking, and debating, begins to tell the entire crew how the movie makers fooled them, and that all the stuff they've been doing throughout the movie is not even close to what their creator intended as written in the records (AKA: the books). The crew, as it happens with many in this forum, begin to see Copperfox' point of view and realize they've been duped. They mutiny against the writers and producers and begin to play the movie the way the story goes in the book. And everyone lives happily ever after, including the fans and all non-fans who go to the theater and/or cinemas. The producers and writers all quit in disgrace.


Well said Barbarian King!! Maybe we should start a fundraiser for the writers so that they can fly out and meet Copperfox and learn how to properly adapt a classic novel for film! :)

[Copperfox]

ROFL--and I don't use that expression lightly!

Barbarian King, Knight of Narnia, thank you!!

Will anyone think less of me if I admit to having watched many Mel Brooks films? B-K's suggestion irresistibly reminded me of "Blazing Saddles," when the action spilled out of the movie set. Would I get to ride a horse to chase the bad guys down an urban street? Then I could find where they've been keeping Douglas Gresham tied up and gagged, set him free, and submit my ideas to him without the revisionist villains interfering.

[DaughterofGondor]

The entire film turns out to be the deji vu memory inside a piggy bank from Argentina. Needs no further explanation.

[BarbarianKing]

ROFL--and I don't use that expression lightly!

Barbarian King, Knight of Narnia, thank you!!

Will anyone think less of me if I admit to having watched many Mel Brooks films? B-K's suggestion irresistibly reminded me of "Blazing Saddles," when the action spilled out of the movie set. Would I get to ride a horse to chase the bad guys down an urban street? Then I could find where they've been keeping Douglas Gresham tied up and gagged, set him free, and submit my ideas to him without the revisionist villains interfering.

Mel Brooks is awesome. I bet they had him tied up and gagged right next to Doug.

The entire film turns out to be the deji vu memory inside a piggy bank from Argentina. Needs no further explanation.

This is too funny!

[Copperfox]

I wasn't thinking of this at the time I brought up Mel Brooks, but something about his films is actually relevant to the problem with the Caspian movie. As you know, the biggest violation committed there was the inexcusable (and MORE inexcusable for being SO completely unnecessary) dragging down and belittling of Peter's heroic personality from the book. Well, even though Mr. Brooks mocks all sorts of things, he never mocks EVERYTHING; he always allows something in a story to remain positive and likeable. In "Blazing Saddles," for instance, the friendship between Bart and Waco was a convincing friendship, with loyalty and cameraderie.

Say, I just noticed, this is Post #5555 for me!--if it matters.

[QA48]

Well said Barbarian King!! Maybe we should start a fundraiser for the writers so that they can fly out and meet Copperfox and learn how to properly adapt a classic novel for film! :)


I'm all for it! Where can I send my money?!

[Elentari]

Instead of sailing directly to the Utter East, the ship reaches a point beyond the Star's Island, the sky flashes green, and suddenly they are sailing upside down. :eek:

[Copperfox]

That raises an interesting point. Is gravity in the Narnian world oriented toward the center of mass of the flat-topped quasi-planet, or is there some unknowable "bottom" to that small cosmos, maybe one or two astronomical units (an A.U. is the distance from our Sun to the Earth's orbit) below the undersurface of the Narnian world, toward which all gravity draws? (The gap would be to allow Narnia's sun and moon to pass beneath on each circuit.) If the former, then the ship should still hold fast to its parent world; if the latter, they really would fall clear and perish if Aslan didn't intervene.

[Elentari]

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. ;)

Actually, something LIKE that may come up in the movie since Edmund, Eustace, and Caspian discuss round vs. flat worlds.

[Copperfox]

Thank you, Elentari, but I wish you could talk with my brothers-in-law: Mark who married my sister Randi, and John who married my sister Tammi. While I believe myself to be ahead of them in theology, music composing and creative writing, I sit at their feet when the talk is about physics or electronics.

[Elentari]

It makes sense. :D I can hold my own against brother and husband when discussing music, books, and teaching, but I don't even TRY discussing the finer particulars of science or politics. I ATTEMPT to jump in sometimes, but only if I've had time to do research!

The funny thing is...I'm just waiting for someone to tell me they know I stole my upside down idea. ;)

[Sven-El]

Just before the battle in Last Battle, Jill adn Eusatce are shaking ahnds. The hand shake seems to linger. They lean in for a kiss, then out of nowhere Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom jumps out and says, "No time for love, Jill and Eusatce!"

[BarbarianKing]

After incorporating some of the ideas from this thread into VODT, the series will be immensely popular that they will actually do the Jill-Eustace-Short Round scene in TLB!

[office]

It ends with the word Movie. (Epic Movie and Date Movie are horrible films. That`s the joke in case you didn`t get it.)

[BarbarianKing]

The sea serpend actually destroys the Dawn Treader and all the random sailors die. The principal actors of course survive but they can't continue their journey so they ride The Hasselhoff back to Narnia!

[inkspot]

Aliens! Can we get some space aliens into this? I really liked those aliens in the last Indiana Jones movie.

[BarbarianKing]

Aliens! Can we get some space aliens into this? I really liked those aliens in the last Indiana Jones movie.

Well, why not? The Dark Island is actually a landing base for Alien craft. The aliens have it disguised with artificial darkness and a device that reads their minds and projects their daydreams back to them! Anyone straying into that area will suffer the fate of Rhoop and the Dawn Treader. Most ships that stray into the dark area try to make it back to light but usually get lost because none of them have Lucy to pray to Aslan.
Lots of ships have disappeared there and they eventually named that area "Rhoop's Triangle."

[inkspot]

But wait -- having Aslan appear as an albatross (who actually first looks like a cross in the sky to Lucy) is too religious. Let's say they escape the aliens by a deep hypnosis which convinces them the alien hallucinations aren't real, so they aren't frightened, and then they rescue Rhoop and everyone trapped there, and send the aliens packing. Reepicheep battles a robot cat.

[office]

But wait -- having Aslan appear as an albatross (who actually first looks like a cross in the sky to Lucy) is too religious. Let's say they escape the aliens by a deep hypnosis which convinces them the alien hallucinations aren't real, so they aren't frightened, and then they rescue Rhoop and everyone trapped there, and send the aliens packing. Reepicheep battles a robot cat.

That just gave me an idea! Reepicheep can be a robot!

[inkspot]

Robot Reepicheep! Very good. That will bring in all th sci-fi fans.

[BarbarianKing]

Robot Reepicheep! Very good. That will bring in all th sci-fi fans.
Cool! They can rename the movie End of the World Trek, or Eastern Ocean Trek and Reep can be better than a robot. Sort of an android like Data in Star Trek. They can start the movie with Douglas Gresham announcing "to blodly go where no Narnian has gone before."

[inkspot]

Voyager of the Dawn Treader!
He can be a borg like Seven of Nine.
Reepicheep of Nine.

[BarbarianKing]

Voyager of the Dawn Treader!
He can be a borg like Seven of Nine.
Reepicheep of Nine.

But then... he would have to be blonde and gorgeous;);)!

[waterhogboy]

Robot Reepicheep is a fantastic idea. And of course, it would give the script writer license even more of those brilliant one liners we've had from him already (!)

'But... you're a robot'

'COMPUTE...origniality...negative...'

[Sven-El]

WIth Reep being a Robot I was thinking more like Robo-Cop.

Part Mouse, Part Machine....ALL ACTION!

Then he battles the ED-09

ROBO-REEP: Dead or alive, you have no originality.

[inkspot]

LOL! You guys are cracking me up! I think this Robo-Reep idea has legs ... They can say the real Reep was crash landed on some alien world and badly injured, so they rebuilt him with alien technology.

[BarbarianKing]

The possibilities are endless. There's also the option of making him a "Mouse Terminator." Something higher than T101. The could name the movie "Dawn Treader: Rise of the Mouse Machines."

[Narborg]

Upon leaving Ramandu's island, Caspian pomprtly adds Ramandu's Daughter as a Friend on Facebook and changes his relationship status first from "No longer in a relationship with Susan" to " In a relationship with Ramandu's Daughter".

LOL!! Now that would be funny!!!


Hhmmmmmmmm, silly ideas..... now, lets see..... ??? :confused:




Ive got it!!! Why dont they try to follow the oreganal novel by C S Lewis as closley as they can. They couldn't possible do that!! Wouldn't that be jusy too silly???!! :rolleyes: ;)

[inkspot]

Aw, stop! That's preposterous!

[BarbarianKing]

LOL!! Now that would be funny!!!


Hhmmmmmmmm, silly ideas..... now, lets see..... ??? :confused:




Ive got it!!! Why dont they try to follow the oreganal novel by C S Lewis as closley as they can. They couldn't possible do that!! Wouldn't that be jusy too silly???!! :rolleyes: ;)

Tha's the silliest thing I've ever hear in my life! "As closely as the can" bah! Like they used to say in the eighties: "As if!"

[~Valiant]

Oh my gosh, you guys are hilarious. :) I'm not going to be able to come up with something nearly as good!

Since Reepicheep is going to be a robot, when he falls overboard, instead of exclaiming how sweet the water is, he dies by electricuting himself.

Ramandu's daughter, after saying the line about "Here, the prince cannot kiss the princess until he has broken the spell" will take a bite out of a unusually red apple, and fall to the ground, and thus Caspian will have to kiss her to break the spell.

This is a thread for Voyage of the Dawn Treader, but thinking about Eustace being a dragon gave me this idea:

In SC, Eustace still discovers he has dragon powers, and is able to fly with Jill and Puddleglum on his back.
Jill: You had dragon powers ALL THIS TIME??
Eustace *despite being a male* give birth to a shiny, blue egg...
(I've never actually read or watched Eragon -- actually, I read a few chapters, but then got bored-- but I'm pretty sure the egg was blue, right?)

[MrBob]

It's the Reepinator. Instead of Eddie Izzard voicing him, they get Arnold Schwarzenegger on Helium. At the end, he tells the crew, "I cannot self-terminate." and gives the rope to Caspian to lower him into the boat.

MrBob

[Sven-El]

It's the Reepinator. Instead of Eddie Izzard voicing him, they get Arnold Schwarzenegger on Helium. At the end, he tells the crew, "I cannot self-terminate." and gives the rope to Caspian to lower him into the boat.

MrBob

Yes, it'll be the new action franchise! Reepimnator! A whole spin-off of Narnia!

Reepinator- Reepinator, a robotic construct by the followers of the Lady of the Green Kertle, travels back in time to the time in between the events of LWW to kill Edmund and Lucy Pevensie as they are responsible for bringing Eusatce into Narnia and he was responsible for killing the Green Lady.

Reepinator 2: Mouse Trap Day: A new Reepinator goes back in time to the events of VOTD to prevent R1000 from killing Eustace Scrubb. The R1000 is made of cheese from a Ceez-Wiz can.

Reepinator 3: Rise of the Green lady: Reepinator teams up to protect Eusatce, and his new friends Jill and Puddleglum and their journey to save Tirian .Features Reep fighting against a Female mouse bot. It is discovered that the Reepinator-bots were based on Reep as he is one of the most revered heroes of Narnia.

Reepinator 4: The Last Battle- Yet to be determined. Stars Christian Bale ( Batman Begins, TDK, and the upcoming Terminator 4) as the King Tirian.

Also includes the posibility for a TV series : Reepinator: The Lucy Pevensie Chronciles. ( Which will star Georgie Henley reprising Lucy.) adn Skander Keynes as Edmund. Not sure if it will aire on the Disney Channel, ABC Family or if they will ahve to try and sell it to Fox.

[BarbarianKing]

Valiant: Seeing that Disney is (unfortunately) involved in Narnia, having Ramandu's Daughter bite an enchanted apple very plausible.

Sven-El. The producers are going to have a hard time choosing between the Touring Circus Troupe and the Reepinator angles. Either one will be a smash hit for sure.

Mr. Bob: Instead of Arnold, they could have that guy who voices Jurgen Von Strangle from Fairyworld (See Fairly Odd Parents).

[Knight of Narnia]

Wow... after reading all of this from the past few days I nearly hurt myself from laughing so much.

The whole Reepicheep-Terminator discussion was by far the funniest thing I have read in days!! :D


(Aside to Copperfox: I love Mel Brooks movies. Silent Movie has to be my favorite though. Imagine the irony of having a mime say the only word in the film! :D)

Since it is "blockbuster" time at the theaters, how about some more silly ideas adapted from summer movies.


1) Before dropping Lucy and Edmund off at the Scrubb's house, Peter tells them that he can never return to Narnia because they wouldn't like him when he was angry.

2) Peter realizes that all that power he had went to his head and he became a big jerk to everyone. He hires a P.R. manager to reacquaint Narnia with the "new and improved Peter".

3) The Dawn Treader is replaced by a DeLorean. Caspian and company must travel back in time to prevent Jadis (who has already traveled back in time at this point) from marrying Caspian's father and taking over Narnia by preventing Caspian from ever being born.

[Sven-El]

Here's one. In order to mage the Magicians' Nephew a true "prequel"
they not only cast a young Diggory ( naturally) and Polly but a young Jadis. Who plays the young Jadis? DAKOTA FANNING!!!!!!

[Narborg]

Here's one. In order to mage the Magicians' Nephew a true "prequel"
they not only cast a young Diggory ( naturally) and Polly but a young Jadis. Who plays the young Jadis? DAKOTA FANNING!!!!!!

o dear. I hope not.


and since were are now doing other movies......

the epleaphent could try to go to get the apple too....

[BarbarianKing]

You mean the elephant? Flying with his big, long ears?

[Narborg]

You mean the elephant? Flying with his big, long ears?

maybe he could...........

I we refering more to one of the best lines in the books, which is said by fledege " I dont mind two, not when they are young, but i hope the elephant does not want to came too."

[BarbarianKing]

maybe he could...........

I we refering more to one of the best lines in the books, which is said by fledege " I dont mind two, not when they are young, but i hope the elephant does not want to came too."

Well, you know those moviemakers. If they want to make the elephant ride on Fledge then they will find a way to make that happen no matter what the fans say!

Maybe instead of Fledge they will have ride that airship piloted by that Scoresby dude.

[waterhogboy]

I'm a little worried that the makers of the films may well be reading this thread and taking note and actually thinking to themselves, "Aha, there's another way to upset the fans of the books. Let's do it just to spite them. Start the animation of a flying elephant..."

[whitelion_bella]

they would make Jadis do kung fu to Aslan in order to knock him out (using a lampost as a weapon)...

[BarbarianKing]

I'm a little worried that the makers of the films may well be reading this thread and taking note and actually thinking to themselves, "Aha, there's another way to upset the fans of the books. Let's do it just to spite them. Start the animation of a flying elephant..."

That's the idea! If they are going to make dumb changes to the movies, well, why not make the ideas from the fans? why should we take whatever they want to push down our throats? And an elephant riding a flying horse is so Disney don't you think? And following Whitelion_Bella's idea, if the white witch is doing kung fu, why not have a bunch of evil pandas helping her?

[waterhogboy]

That's the idea! If they are going to make dumb changes to the movies, well, why not make the ideas from the fans? why should we take whatever they want to push down our throats? And an elephant riding a flying horse is so Disney don't you think? And following Whitelion_Bella's idea, if the white witch is doing kung fu, why not have a bunch of evil pandas helping her?

Well, considering Kung Fu Panda did better in the ratings over here - it might actually help the film considerably!

[Narborg]

LOL!! Now that would be funny!!!


Hhmmmmmmmm, silly ideas..... now, lets see..... ??? :confused:




Ive got it!!! Why dont they try to follow the oreganal novel by C S Lewis as closley as they can. They couldn't possible do that!! Wouldn't that be jusy too silly???!! :rolleyes: ;)

Imagaine if they read this one!!! What a silly movie it will be......

[Catherine]

Oh my gosh this thread is hilarious, i'm about to kill myself laughing. You guys are brilliant!

[Telcontargirl]

Here's a silly suggestion; only, in today's atmosphere of suffocating political correctness, I'm afraid they'll take it seriously and ACTUALLY do it. The suggestion is that, as the Dawn Treader nears the frontiers of Aslan's Country, they find that another ship has gotten there ahead of them. This ship, superior in design to the Dawn Treader in every way, will be revealed to have been built by women, and all the sailors on it will be women. In keeping with political correctness, the very weakest woman on this Amazonian ship will be five times as strong as the strongest man on the Dawn Treader, and the stupidest woman will be twenty times as smart as the smartest man. Yet at the SAME time, they'll all complain that they have somehow been poor helpless victims of male oppression!

These unbeatable super-women will proceed to overpower and capture Caspian and his crew easily, in order to enslave and humiliate them...but they'll be reckoning without Queen Lucy. As a female also, Lucy will be the ONLY Dawn Treader occupant allowed by the writers to have any power to fight back; and she, with "Crouching Tiger" techniques, will single-handedly kung-fu the tar out of all the attackers.


Please Copperfox, Please,
Don't let any film makers see this idea, because they would probably just love to do it and further ruin all the strong-in-the-book good male leaders.

[Telcontargirl]

My fear is that they'll take away the fact that its Aslan who saves them from the Island where nightmares come true.:mad:[/QUOTE]

If they remove Aslans Nightmare-island shattering role in VODT, then they will have just once again made everyone their own God. The are strong enough to save themselvs, and they can do what they want to do.
In Judges there is no king in Israel and everyone did what was best in his own eyes. Sound familiar?

[BarbarianKing]

My fear is that they'll take away the fact that its Aslan who saves them from the Island where nightmares come true.:mad:

If they remove Aslans Nightmare-island shattering role in VODT, then they will have just once again made everyone their own God. The are strong enough to save themselvs, and they can do what they want to do.
In Judges there is no king in Israel and everyone did what was best in his own eyes. Sound familiar?[/quote]

It will probably get to the point where Caspian would say: "I think we've waited for Aslan long enough." Does that sound familiar?

[Narborg]

If they remove Aslans Nightmare-island shattering role in VODT, then they will have just once again made everyone their own God. The are strong enough to save themselvs, and they can do what they want to do.
In Judges there is no king in Israel and everyone did what was best in his own eyes. Sound familiar?

It will probably get to the point where Caspian would say: "I think we've waited for Aslan long enough." Does that sound familiar?[/QUOTE]

I think I may have herd that some where....


Heres one for TMN. They could jump into a pool, and end up in middle Earth.....

[BarbarianKing]

Thanks Narborg. Let's keep this for VODT only or the mods will merge it with "the worst that could happen." If anyone has any ideas for the other books or movies, go to that thread. This one is for what silly changes can we think of for VODT. We have to strike them first before THEY come out with the changes.

Remember, when Disney is involved, anything can happen so I'm thinking they might give Reep a Spanish accent and in the trailer they will say something like: "50% warrior, 50% lover, and 100%....
(Reep appearing on screen and with the aforementioned Spanish accent) "Wait, wait, wait. Ladies, inside this furry awesome exterior, beats the heart of a lover."

[lieke]

Or they may turn it into a musical, with both running and dancing around the ship as in a cat-an-mouse game with Caspian beginning: "I can show you the world, shinning, shimmering, splendid....."


I bet you all have better ideas.
Better than this one is almost impossible, oh my, ROFL!!! :D I really just imagined this, ROFL, too funny, i can so see Ben Barnes do that:D:D *faints*

[BarbarianKing]

Better than this one is almost impossible, oh my, ROFL!!! :D I really just imagined this, ROFL, too funny, i can so see Ben Barnes do that:D:D *faints*

Oh my! It's not impossible at all. In fact, if you read other posts, there are tons of excellent and even funnier ideas that will have you laughing for weeks!:D Really, go read them.

[whitelion_bella]

awwwww, gosh! the Caspian singing a whole new world song totally cracked me up! i can just imagine ben barnes (or caspian) singing that song when he meets Ramandu's daughter (and were riding on the back of dragon Eustace instead of the carpet)

[BarbarianKing]

awwwww, gosh! the Caspian singing a whole new world song totally cracked me up! i can just imagine ben barnes (or caspian) singing that song when he meets Ramandu's daughter (and were riding on the back of dragon Eustace instead of the carpet)

riding dragon Eustace while singing that song is brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? But do you think Eustace will be all cloyed with all that syrupiness? He might faint and fall down to earth, and that will be the end of the romance.

[King Of The Hallows]

Lucy, Edmund, Caspian, Reep and all the others at the end of the movie dancing to " Were all in this together " from HSM because they all learned to stick together and have friends with them on a boat :p

[lieke]

Oh my! It's not impossible at all. In fact, if you read other posts, there are tons of excellent and even funnier ideas that will have you laughing for weeks!:D Really, go read them.
I will, not tonight (almost midnight, time to sleep), but tomorrow or something. But that one was just hilarious, especially that sentence Caspian would be saying. I can so imagine it.

EDIT: oh, i couldn't resist and read some, i had this crazy idea. I love script writing (anyone who reads in Duffers knows it, it's a habit), i could like write a Voyage script with all your silly ideas merged into it... Dunno though, it'll probably be way too long, but whatever, it was a nice idea :rolleyes: (And then we send it over to Narniaweb and tell them it's the real deal, hehehe:D)

[BarbarianKing]

I will, not tonight (almost midnight, time to sleep), but tomorrow or something. But that one was just hilarious, especially that sentence Caspian would be saying. I can so imagine it.

EDIT: oh, i couldn't resist and read some, i had this crazy idea. I love script writing (anyone who reads in Duffers knows it, it's a habit), i could like write a Voyage script with all your silly ideas merged into it... Dunno though, it'll probably be way too long, but whatever, it was a nice idea :rolleyes: (And then we send it over to Narniaweb and tell them it's the real deal, hehehe:D)

That is a most excellent idea. Please do it. Them Narniawebbers will be dissecting this one for months with no clue of the origin:D:D. I love it!

[office]

I will, not tonight (almost midnight, time to sleep), but tomorrow or something. But that one was just hilarious, especially that sentence Caspian would be saying. I can so imagine it.

EDIT: oh, i couldn't resist and read some, i had this crazy idea. I love script writing (anyone who reads in Duffers knows it, it's a habit), i could like write a Voyage script with all your silly ideas merged into it... Dunno though, it'll probably be way too long, but whatever, it was a nice idea :rolleyes: (And then we send it over to Narniaweb and tell them it's the real deal, hehehe:D)

You must write that script! If you don`t I will constantly annoy by saying, write it, write it, write it!:D Nah, I probably wouldn`t but still you must write it!

[BarbarianKing]

I wouldn't be surprise if the moviemakers copy leike's script word by word because the ideas on this thread are so much better than whatever they may come up with!

[lieke]

^considering what i have in mind i sure don't hope so:D

Okay, i might make it, i have some ideas for it, and there are plenty in this thread too! Just a time issue then, but who knows ;)

[iminlovewithedwardcullen]

lol great idea!!!!

[Pianoplayer888]

I say we have a contest for the silliest plotline that VotDT could be turned into. As for a prize...

Anyways, since Disney has been mass producing the music side of entertainment(HSM, HSM2, HSM3, Camp Rock), they could turn VotDT into a huge musical. They could also throw in something about a plot to take over the world by rouge space alien terrorists, who use the Reepinator to capture the real Reepicheep, hide him in the storage compartment on the ship, and then to spy on the crew of the DT. While the DT sails, they find out about the Reepinator and release Reepicheep. They then find out that the aliens have syntox gas and are planning to send it via missile to Narnia. Then they sail to the World's end, find the aliens, have a climatic, musical battle, and defeat the aliens. All of this happens in 24 hours.

I know its really stupid, but its the best I could think of in 5 minutes, because after seeing this thread, I couldn't go without posting something on it. I'm gonna work on better ones for tomorrow.

[BarbarianKing]

I think that's awesome pianoplayer. As long as it's something with silly songs, Disney can make it happen. 24 hrs or 24 minutes makes no difference. It's all camera tricks to them anyway.

[whitelion_bella]

they could make Georgie Henley lip sync with Vanessa hudgen's Voice, Zac Efron's voice with Eustace, and Lucas's voice with Skandar's! and then the jonas brothers (complete with DT crew costumes) would sing a duet with Hannah Montana aboard the dawn treader to defeat the aliens. now that's what i call a disney craze! all done in 24 minutes! :D

[waterhogboy]

They could decide to keep Eustace as a dragon with the voice of Eddie Murphy!! That'd be brill don't you think!? Original too...

[BarbarianKing]

they could make Georgie Henley lip sync with Vanessa hudgen's Voice, Zac Efron's voice with Eustace, and Lucas's voice with Skandar's! and then the jonas brothers (complete with DT crew costumes) would sing a duet with Hannah Montana aboard the dawn treader to defeat the aliens. now that's what i call a disney craze! all done in 24 minutes! :D

Lol. Somebody knows her Disney!;)

[Pianoplayer888]

I was thinking last night after I got off and I thought of something like this:

Caspian and the others are on Deathwater island. They already found Ramandu's daughter, who was tanning on the Lone Islands. They run unsuspectingly into an evil sorceror by the name of Gannen, whose name was actually Ashley, but he changed it because he was a guy. He has a magical bowler hat that tells him what to do to take over Narnia. He captures them. Upon realizing that they captured Prince Caspian, the hat instructs him to lower him into the alchemy water. Gannen takes him to the device he set up over the water. Right as he's about to lower Caspian in, Ramandu's daughter says, "I love you." Caspian responds, "I know." After Caspian is turned to gold, Gannen takes the now-golden Caspian out and binds the others up. Reepicheep chews the ropes to let them out. They take Caspian and escape back to the ship. They sail on to Ramandu, who, though he can turn Caspian back to normal, cannot bring him back to life. After turning Caspian back, Caspian is somehow miraculously alive. When asked about his survival, Caspian says, "Didn't I tell you? I'm a vampire."

All of this is put in musical form. Ben Barnes is replaced by the actor who plays Edward in Twilight. His voice is substituted for Harrison Ford's. Ramandu's Daughter is played by the actor who plays Bella from Twilight, and is given the voice of Princess Leia. Gannen has a striking resemblance to the Bowler Hat Guy in Meet the Robinsons.

Lol, making these is fun.:)

[BarbarianKing]

That's awesome Pianoplayer!! I like the part of Stargirl tanning! She will probably be played by one of those older actresses in bikini (yikes!) from Mama Mia!

The whole thing is so complicated and it has so many twists that some producers and marketing people are already taking notes. It feels *cocks head to one side in an "idiotic fashion", sighs deeply* soooo Disney!!

[MrBob]

On the Lone Islands, they have been freed from the slave traders and go shopping. At one shop, they discover merchandise from the first two movies. Lucy, of course, buys an Aslan doll. Edmund discovers they are trying to resell his torch from PC and a minor ruckus ensues as he tries to claim it as his. Reepicheep is insulted by his likeness in a doll and challenges the vendor to a fight. Caspian buys up all of the action figures "they're not dolls!" from the first two movies, treasuring his Susan action figure.

And now for a humorous thing that plays on the final Aslan speech:

Aslan tells the children that he has a different name and they must know him in their own world by that name. At the end, after they come back to England, they eventually go back home. Liam Neeson is playing their father. They complain that they have not seen much of him in the last few years. In response, he says,
"I guess we just get to know each other more."
Lucy and Edmund look at each other with a sudden revelation, "Hey! Wait a minute!" they exclaim before the credits roll.

MrBob

[Sven-El]

On the Lone Islands, they have been freed from the slave traders and go shopping. At one shop, they discover merchandise from the first two movies. Lucy, of course, buys an Aslan doll. Edmund discovers they are trying to resell his torch from PC and a minor ruckus ensues as he tries to claim it as his. Reepicheep is insulted by his likeness in a doll and challenges the vendor to a fight. Caspian buys up all of the action figures "they're not dolls!" from the first two movies, treasuring his Susan action figure.


MrBob

Here's one on that lines.
Drinian walks into Caspians room.Caspian is sprawled over his bed playing with action figures of him, and the Pevensies. Namley Susan. He makes Susan kiss him.
[Lord Dinian bursts in]
Colonel Sandurz: King Caspian!
Caspian: WHAT?
[Caspian gathers up his dolls]
Drinian: You're needed at the helm sir!
Caspian: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Drinian: Yes, sir!
Caspian Did you see anything?
Drinian: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
[Dinian closes the door]
Caspian: Good!

[Pianoplayer888]

Ahh...I love this thread. Its soo much fun.:)

We should work on combining these all into one. That'd be the best spoof off of a book/movie ever.

[BarbarianKing]

On the Lone Islands, they have been freed from the slave traders and go shopping. At one shop, they discover merchandise from the first two movies. Lucy, of course, buys an Aslan doll. Edmund discovers they are trying to resell his torch from PC and a minor ruckus ensues as he tries to claim it as his. Reepicheep is insulted by his likeness in a doll and challenges the vendor to a fight. Caspian buys up all of the action figures "they're not dolls!" from the first two movies, treasuring his Susan action figure.

Here's one on that lines.
Drinian walks into Caspians room.Caspian is sprawled over his bed playing with action figures of him, and the Pevensies. Namley Susan. He makes Susan kiss him.
[Lord Dinian bursts in]
Colonel Sandurz: King Caspian!
Caspian: WHAT?
[Caspian gathers up his dolls]
Drinian: You're needed at the helm sir!
Caspian: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Drinian: Yes, sir!
Caspian Did you see anything?
Drinian: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
[Dinian closes the door]
Caspian: Good!

HA HA HA HA! I thought about the same thing when I saw the Susan action figure line from Mr. Bob. This is great. I can totally see Caspian doing that!

Ahh...I love this thread. Its soo much fun.:)

We should work on combining these all into one. That'd be the best spoof off of a book/movie ever.

Leike said something about a script out of this thread. That would be the funniest thing ever in the history of scripts.

[Josh]

Can someone start a thread where we all pitch in and write a ridiculous script for the movie.

[waterhogboy]

I'll go start one in the Dufferland. I think that's the most sensible place!? :D

[inkspot]

Oh my goodness, MrBob, that bit about Liam Neeson and their dad was just too horrible.
:(

[Pianoplayer888]

I'll go start one in the Dufferland. I think that's the most sensible place!? :D

Sounds good to me. We should probably start by making a list of all the books/movies we want to have spoofs of, so that we can get the most spoofiness possible, all at the right times.:D

[inkspot]

Oh, I didn't know we had to be spoofing movies -- I was just going by everything I disliked about PC film!

Sorry!

[BarbarianKing]

Don't be. This thread is for EVERY silly idea since, as everyone knows, the changes in PC were the silliest ever. So no, you did not have to spoof books or anything like that. Just put anything. I guess the spoof idea is best in dufferland, but it's different from this thread.

[Pianoplayer888]

Prince Caspian still falls in the category of spoofing movies/books though. We also should add in everything else we can think of, so the moviemakers don't steal it.:D

[BarbarianKing]

Prince Caspian still falls in the category of spoofing movies/books though. We also should add in everything else we can think of, so the moviemakers don't steal it.:D
I don't know, they might have already stolen some of the best ideas from this thread.

[Copperfox]

Just don't let the Walden folks find out about my "Sophia Renee" poem! If they made a movie of it the way they made a movie of PC, they would cast Rosie O'Donnell as Sophia, Warwick Davis as Duncan, and Paris Hilton as Captain Martha.

[office]

Just don't let the Walden folks find out about my "Sophia Renee" poem! If they made a movie of it the way they made a movie of PC, they would cast Rosie O'Donnell as Sophia, Warwick Davis as Duncan, and Paris Hilton as Captain Martha.

Haha, that`s sad but probably true. I love spoofs but not most of the recent ones such as Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, and the upcoming Disaster Movie.

Anyways, I have another silly idea for VOTDT! They make an evil robot named E9-23 chase the Dawn Treader all across the ocean.

[BarbarianKing]

Just don't let the Walden folks find out about my "Sophia Renee" poem! If they made a movie of it the way they made a movie of PC, they would cast Rosie O'Donnell as Sophia, Warwick Davis as Duncan, and Paris Hilton as Captain Martha.
Or worse, Hilton could play Sophia!

Haha, that`s sad but probably true. I love spoofs but not most of the recent ones such as Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, and the upcoming Disaster Movie.

Anyways, I have another silly idea for VOTDT! They make an evil robot named E9-23 chase the Dawn Treader all across the ocean.

The best spoof movies were Mel Brooks'. Most contemporary spoof movie rely on crude humor, lots and lots of sexual situations and extremely dirty language to try to elicit a laugh since ther spoofing isn't very funny.
I never saw the "Scary" movies I and II or III. I once went to the theater to see the third one but I walked out in the first 5 minutes because it was so stupid. I couldn't stand it.

Anyways, is there a reason why this robot will be chasing the Dawn Treader? I am sure you can come up with a story behind it.

[DaughterofGondor]

I say, they rename the Dawn Treader, Bill.

Just think about it, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of Bill

People would be like, " Bill? Who is this Bill? And why is he on a voyage with the Pevenises? Oh...it's the ship....wow."

[BarbarianKing]

That reminds me of that stupid line in the animated movie Titan AE, when they name the new planet "Bob".
Naming the ship Bill will probably be a ploy to try to get more people into the theater even if it's out of curiosity.

[DaughterofGondor]

That reminds me of that stupid line in the animated movie Titan AE, when they name the new planet "Bob".
Naming the ship Bill will probably be a ploy to try to get more people into the theater even if it's out of curiosity.

A hilarious ploy! No, I just thought it was funny. Probably only me.

[BarbarianKing]

LOL. it was funny... sorta... most of it... almost... I was about to laugh... really, I was.
JK! It was funny, really.

[office]

I thought of a reason the robot is chasing them. The voyagers of Bill want to retrieve their krunk cup but the robot wants to stop them, get the cup, and use it for pure evil! Is everybody going to help write a parody of VOTDT? If we did, that would be very fun and hilarious.:D

[BarbarianKing]

a krunk cup! Now why don't the moviemakers thing of great stuff like this?

[Pianoplayer888]

a krunk cup! Now why don't the moviemakers thing of great stuff like this?

Probably because they spend so much time trying to think of spoofs that they end up losing their imagination in the process.:)

[Sven-El]

Lucy, Edmund, Caspian, Reep and all the others at the end of the movie dancing to " Were all in this together " from HSM because they all learned to stick together and have friends with them on a boat :p

Actually I was thinking the big song and dance number would be something like this....

Caspian:"I'm sailing away, set an open course for the open sea
Cuz' I've got to be free, free to face the life thats ahead of me...

Drinian: "On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard..."

Star's Daughter ( taking Caspian's hand): Well search for tomorrow on every shore..

Caspian, Drinian and Star's Daughter: "And I'll try, oh lord, Ill try to carry on

Lucy: "I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had..."

Edmund ( putting his hand on his sister's shoulder): "We live happily forever, so the story goes...
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold"

Eustace: But well try best that we can to carry on

Reepicheep: "A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said:

All: Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me, lads,
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

Reepiceep:I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies!

All:Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

[Sven-El]

oh, and Reepicheep plays the electric gutar solo on "Come Sail away".

[BarbarianKing]

is he going to have his "aforementioned cowboy hat?"

[Sven-El]

is he going to have his "aforementioned cowboy hat?"

of course! Reep always wears a cowboy hat in his musical numbers.
Reepicheep-cool
Reepiceep sining and wearing a cow boy hat- even more cool. This inrtoduces the line of plush toys of singing Reep dolls complete with electric guitar, cowyboy hat, acoustic ( regular) guitar, banjo, hermonica and kazzoo,

Oh and Caspian, Rillian, Edmund and Eustace form a band. It is also revelaed that Caspian's first name is John. Then when he meets Ramandu's daughter, the band seems to be going south, leading Edmund to tell him, " She's breaking up the band, John!"

[BarbarianKing]

Then they give Lucy a bunch of jewels, build a catapult and shoot Lucy up high while they sing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."

[Sven-El]

Then they give Lucy a bunch of jewels, build a catapult and shoot Lucy up high while they sing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."

Of course as they are doing this Lucy is screaming, " Put me down!"

Then the Dawn Treader could transform into a giant yellow submarine and they could all break out into, " We all Live in a Yellow Submarine," followed by "Octopuses Garden."

And they add, yes another Centaur into the cast. This ones name... "Sgt. Pepper."

Michael Phelps as one of the Sea People!

And as they pass the kingdom of the Sea People a little crab pops out of the water and sings " Under the Sea."

[Aslans Messenger]

Of course as they are doing this Lucy is screaming, " Put me down!"

Then the Dawn Treader could transform into a giant yellow submarine and they could all break out into, " We all Live in a Yellow Submarine," followed by "Octopuses Garden."

And they add, yes another Centaur into the cast. This ones name... "Sgt. Pepper."

Michael Phelps as one of the Sea People!

And as they pass the kingdom of the Sea People a little crab pops out of the water and sings " Under the Sea."

I hope the directors never find these idea's!

[BarbarianKing]

Well, we are hoping they do.
As stated, this thread is really our pre-emptive strike. We get the ideas before them so that if they are tempted to make silly changes, they can just come here and get those changes. Straight out of the fans changes are better!

[Sven-El]

Well, we are hoping they do.
As stated, this thread is really our pre-emptive strike. We get the ideas before them so that if they are tempted to make silly changes, they can just come here and get those changes. Straight out of the fans changes are better!

Or at least better ideas then they have in that stupid Scary/Epic/Date/Superhero/Disaster movie franchise.

[MrBob]

One of the islands they visit is called Loompaland where they have to assist Willie Wanka in saving the Oompa-Loompas from the Wangdoodles.

MrBob

[BarbarianKing]

Better yet, the save the Oompa Loompas from being enslaved in Wonka's chocolate factory.

[Sven-El]

Better yet, the save the Oompa Loompas from being enslaved in Wonka's chocolate factory.

sweet! That mens they could use Danny Eflman's music at Loompaland. Actually Willy Wonka's factory could be the explanation for the sweet water! There's a leak at the factory!

I dont' knwo If I've mentioend this one, but..

While Eustace is sick, Reepicheep comes into his room.

Reepicheep: Are we sick?
Eustace: Are we a talking mouse?
Reepicheep: Yes, we are.
Eustace: Then, I guess we're sick.

[BarbarianKing]

sweet! That mens they could use Danny Eflman's music at Loompaland. Actually Willy Wonka's factory could be the explanation for the sweet water! There's a leak at the factory!



Since it is possible that Trumpkin will accompany in the voyage, he becomes the first Lord Regent of Oompaland. The Oompa Loompas, in gratitude to the Narnias for their deliverance, give Oompaland to the Narnian Crown forever.
The new title for the Narnian Kings becomes "Lord of Cair Paravel, and Emperor of the Lone Islands... and Oompaland."

[Sven-El]

While in the Lone Islands they attend the premire of a new musical " Spring Time for Jadis."

[*Mrs.Beaver Fan*]

We all know how far the movie Prince Caspian was from the book. In other threads I have seen (and given) some ideas as to how they could make VODT differ from the book.
Hey, if they're going to make silly changes, why not get the ideas from us the fans?

So I will start by quoting the ideas I gave in other threads:

Regarding Trumpkin on board the Dawn Treader:

1)
If he (Trumpkin) ends up on the boat (DT), I bet the Dufflepods will make him their leader. I bet he will probably end up raiding Coriakin's home, stealing the book of spells, and reading the spell to bring him "beauty beyond the lot of mortals".


The romance between Caspian and Ramandu's Daughter:

2)
Lucy to Caspian as he is hitting on Stargirl: "What about Susan?"
Caspian: "Susan who?"
Lucy: "What do you mean Susan who?"
Edmund: "Yeah, man what's the meaning of this? Did you forget already? You kissed her and hugged her and all."
Stargirl glares at Caspian with her hands on her waist. Caspian looks confused, his eyes dart from Edmund and Lucy to Stargirl and back.
Caspian: "I… I don't know what you guys are talking about."
Edmund: "Come on dude, you know."
Caspian: "Wait.. what? Do I know you guys?. Who are you? How did you end up here?
Caspian turns to Stargirl: "Little kids have a lot of imagination, don't they?"

3)
Or they may turn it into a musical, with both running and dancing around the ship as in a cat-an-mouse game with Caspian beginning: "I can show you the world, shinning, shimmering, splendid....."


I bet you all have better ideas.

Okay picture this..

Susan gets in big trouble in america, because she wont stop flirting with boys, so her parents send her to Eustace's house, and she grabs onto lucy when they all get pulled into the painting.
Caspian jumps into the water to save them (Like in the book) and notices susan.
"Susan!"He cries his face filled with joy. When they get on the ship they embrace in a long hug
"I never thought I'd see you again" He would wisper
"Listen Caspian, it IS good to see you, but I think it is best if we were just friends" Caspian pulls away "Friends! After everything that happened last? We kissed y'know"
Susan looks down at her feet "It was just a kiss" She says quetly
"JUST A KISS!!" Caspian said furiously "You told me that you thought my accent was soo cute, you said you liked me, was all of that a lie?!"
Edmund steps in "Dude! Chillax! I mean seriously, she isn't even supposed to be here"

[BarbarianKing]

I like that one. LOL!

[Sven-El]

Okay picture this..

Susan gets in big trouble in america, because she wont stop flirting with boys, so her parents send her to Eustace's house, and she grabs onto lucy when they all get pulled into the painting.
Caspian jumps into the water to save them (Like in the book) and notices susan.
"Susan!"He cries his face filled with joy. When they get on the ship they embrace in a long hug
"I never thought I'd see you again" He would wisper
"Listen Caspian, it IS good to see you, but I think it is best if we were just friends" Caspian pulls away "Friends! After everything that happened last? We kissed y'know"
Susan looks down at her feet "It was just a kiss" She says quetly
"JUST A KISS!!" Caspian said furiously "You told me that you thought my accent was soo cute, you said you liked me, was all of that a lie?!"
Edmund steps in "Dude! Chillax! I mean seriously, she isn't even supposed to be here"

Caspian: But promises were made... gifts exchanged.... We were going to have two children....
Edmund: Let her go, man, let her go.
Caspian( sighs): Oh, OK
Caspian pushes her off the boat.
KERSPLASH! ( complete with the sound effect on the screen a la the 1960's Batman)

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Prehaps there could be a Lucy/Reepicheep romance? I mean, she thinks he's totally cute. So why not have them get married and go over the end of the world together?

[Copperfox]

That could hardly be any MORE sick than what they HAVE already done to the vital "passing on wisdom to the young" theme of the BOOK "Prince Caspian."

[Copperfox]

While taking a rest after my exercise walk (all part of the blood-pressure program), I had an inspiration. Why _stop_ with ruining Narnia? Why not turn the revisionists loose on other things? Let's just imagine--

THE FILM WALDEN MEDIA WOULD MAKE OF "THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"


Opening titles appear over the first revisionist scene: Maria is awkwardly panting out the title song of the show while in the middle of a hair-pulling, eye-poking, wrist-biting, rolling-in-the-grass catfight in a mountain meadow with the Mother Superior. Soon afterward, back at the convent, the song "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?" is also disrupted, as ALL the nuns get into a punch-out brawl.

When Maria first arrives at the Trapp family home, she finds Captain von Trapp in a furious quarrel with his friend Max, which turns into a gruesome fistfight. Maria and Frau Schroeder also fight upon their first meeting; later, Maria has a catfight with the oldest von Trapp daughter, while the oldest von Trapp son dukes it out with his sister's Nazi boyfriend. Quarrels continue to fester among all members of the household even after Maria and the Captain get married.

At the Austrian national talent contest, no winner is ever declared, because the contestants begin fighting each other, drawing half the audience into a chair-flinging riot--even _while_ continuing to sing "Edelweiss, Edelweiss." The historical Nazi takeover of Austria is delayed, because all the Nazis begin fighting each other too. In the end, the nuns manage to postpone further fights among themselves long enough to sing the final song, "Climb Every Mountain;" but now this song has an even more literal meaning than originally intended. For by this time, every member of the Trapp family bitterly hates every other one, so all of them climb _separate_ mountains.

Just when it seems the show's over, all of the Trapps being out of sight, there is a surprise walk-on: William Moseley comes on in character as Peter Pevensie, hands a sword to the Mother Superior, and says to her, "I'm not needed here either; I must move along to other places where I can be awkward, childish and useless."

[BarbarianKing]

You know CF, they could ruin ANY good story.

Caspian: But promises were made... gifts exchanged.... We were going to have two children....
Edmund: Let her go, man, let her go.
Caspian( sighs): Oh, OK
Caspian pushes her off the boat.
KERSPLASH! ( complete with the sound effect on the screen a la the 1960's Batman)
YES!! YES!! Batman Style effects! Excellent Idea! I can see the words flash on the screen already: POW! BOOM! OUCH! TACO!

[shortangel]

here's a silly idea have the cast of the voyage of the dawn treader drink alpine spiced cider whinch is very yummy and call it spiced wine :)

[The Spanish Inquisition]

The Dawn treader's name could be changed to "Saphira", as to have an Eargon tie-in, to make more money.

[loverble]

When everyone on the DT lands it could be in a camp rock kind of place instead. Therefre useing the fan girls to get them more revenue.

[The Spanish Inquisition]

They could cast Zac Effron as Caspian and make it a Disney Channel Origional movie!!! XD :(:mad::p

[Knight of Narnia]

They could cast Zac Effron as Caspian and make it a Disney Channel Origional movie!!! XD :(:mad::p

Voyage of the Dawn Treader: A Disney Channel Orginal Film starring the cast of High School Musical

Caspian (Effron): Hiiii guuuyyyyyys! It's really, really super to see everyone on the neat-o fabulous ship of mine! I'm a prince so I can go aaaannnnnyyyywhere I want on it. Some of my pop's old buddies went sailing off a while back and I get to go find them. Doesn't that sound FUN!!

Cast:
(singing)
We're sailing on a ship
This movie's really hip
Disney needed some cash
so we're giving you this trash
please buy all our junk
or else this ship is sunk!

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Voyage of the Dawn Treader: A Disney Channel Orginal Film starring the cast of High School Musical

Caspian (Effron): Hiiii guuuyyyyyys! It's really, really super to see everyone on the neat-o fabulous ship of mine! I'm a prince so I can go aaaannnnnyyyywhere I want on it. Some of my pop's old buddies went sailing off a while back and I get to go find them. Doesn't that sound FUN!!

Cast:
(singing)
We're sailing on a ship
This movie's really hip
Disney needed some cash
so we're giving you this trash
please buy all our junk
or else this ship is sunk!
:D:D XD

My turn!!!
Eustice:
Oh look, I'm a dragon. I guess I'll stop being a jerk and stuff now.

Zac:
That's all right, buddy. We still like you and stuff.

Eustice:
*sniffling*
Really?

Zac:
Yes! Let's all be friends!

Cast:

Hurray!
Yippie!
It's alright!
Yippe!
Hurray!
We don't fight!
Hurray!
Yippie!
No more spite!
Hurray!

Zac:
*hugs dragon*
We're all in this together!

[BarbarianKing]

You two above are awesome! I can't stop laughing:D:D. That would be just like Disney! HA HA HA HA.... OMG!

[MrBob]

The worst...

To appeal to the preschool lot, Edmund turns into a purple dinosaur. Of course, then everyone would start attacking Eustace!!

MrBob

[Mrs. Pevensie]

oh my gosh...i would die if Edmund suddenly became Barney...haha! That would be horrible :eek::D

[Sven-El]

Eustace as Barney... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Mrs. Pevensie]

Voyage of the Dawn Treader: A Disney Channel Orginal Film starring the cast of High School Musical

Caspian (Effron): Hiiii guuuyyyyyys! It's really, really super to see everyone on the neat-o fabulous ship of mine! I'm a prince so I can go aaaannnnnyyyywhere I want on it. Some of my pop's old buddies went sailing off a while back and I get to go find them. Doesn't that sound FUN!!

Cast:
(singing)
We're sailing on a ship
This movie's really hip
Disney needed some cash
so we're giving you this trash
please buy all our junk
or else this ship is sunk!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is the funniest thing I've read yet! :D

[BarbarianKing]

Mr. Bob, you made me laugh so hard as I imagined Edmund as Barney that my coffee came out of my nose...HA HA HAHAHAHAHHA!

[Mrs. Pevensie]

i would lose such interest in Skandar, if he had to play a barney look alike...haha :D

[Knight of Narnia]

Worst bad idea yet: At the end of the world. instead of meeting Aslan, the kids meet Barney and the entire cast begins to sing "I Love You, You Love Me"

http://gofree.indigo.ie/~vcahill/huntstown/barney.jpg

Scary isn't it? :eek::eek::eek:

[BarbarianKing]

YEAH!! *continues song: we're a happy family...*

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Worse, they could make it educational:

Eustace: EWwww, a rat!

Reepicheep: I'm a mouse, actually

Eustace: Isn't that the same thing?

Reep: No *pulls out science book* Look. Mouse: Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Rodentia Superfamily: Muroidea Family: Muridae Subfamily: Murinae Genus: Mus. There are over thirty spicies of mice: Subgenus Coelomys
Mus crociduroides (Western Sumatra)
Mus mayori (Sri Lanka)
Mus pahari (Northeastern India to southwestern Cambodia and northern Vietnam)
Mus vulcani (Western Java)
Subgenus Mus
Mus booduga (Pakistan, India, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, southern Nepal, central Myanmar)
Mus caroli (Ryukyu islands, Taiwan and southern China to Thailand; introduced in Malaysia and western Indonesia)
Mus cervicolor (Northern India to Vietnam; introduced to Sumatra and Java)
Mus cookii (Southern and northeastern India and Nepal to Vietnam)
Mus cypriacus (Cyprus)
Mus majorius (Athens, Gree