View Full Version : If I Were a Mod (The Power of Blue)
holyboy
12-18-2005, 10:48 PM
We all know you have fantasies at one point of another of what you would do if you were a mod. So here is your chance. What would you do if you became a mod on NF? Would you be a smiteful ruler, feared by the members? Or would you fade into the distance, only popping in to give fair rulings on important issues? Be as crazy (or normal) as you want!
So, if I was a mod, I would laugh. Laugh at all of you who thought I could never become a mod. But I would especially laugh at BC, who would now have to bow to my awesome power! heh heh heh
Gondor Knight of Narnia
12-18-2005, 10:53 PM
If I were a mod...I WOULD WELCOME NEW MEMBERS! AND PASS OUT FRUITCAKE! I WOULD MAKE DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW A NATIONAL DIIIISSHHHHHHH! Begins to sing..."WHAT WOULD I DO IF I WERE A MOD?....IIIIIIIIII'd BLOCKADE PLANETS WITH MASSIVE FLEETS OF STAR DESTROYERS! I'D MAKE MUSICALS WAY MORE COMMMOOONNNNNN...IIIIIIIIIII'D...eh...BOP MORE UGLIES AND MAKE JADIS MAD!" :D I'd probably be very nice, and helpful :)
PrinceOfTheWest
12-18-2005, 10:53 PM
I think that if I were a mod, I'd give careful thought to consolidating all the William and Skandar threads into two or so. I mean, people have a right to gush and all, but in so many places?
glamel
12-18-2005, 10:54 PM
wow! this is cool!:D
well, if I were a MOD, first, I will demote the old MOD's (hahaha, just joking:D)
first, I will hmm, hmm, well??,.. post,
that's what I can do, post, and post, and post!!!
Well first, I would stage a revolt against the exsisting mods (with the exception of rosey, gray, and perhaps WHB) and place myself in supreme authority over the site.
After I have the moderators under control, I would systematically destroy all who annoy me, starting with the "william, skander, etc., is hot" threads, and working my way through the land of duffers until only those who I see fit to post are left standing.
After this, I will go mad with power, and begin to exigete my will upon other areas of the site, destroying threads and banishing members as I please.
I will apoint HB as head of my evil counsel, he will serve me well, until he fears that I have grown to powerful at which point he will turn on me and destroy my evil empire. He will then restore much of Narniafans, and bring the forums back to their former glory.
Any questions?
holyboy
12-18-2005, 11:24 PM
When I restore NF to their former glory, am I in charge?
and we have to keep tg around. He's a hockey fan after all. Wait, he like San Jose...n/m KILL THE MOOOOOOOOOOD! KILL THE MOOOOOOOOD!
glamel
12-18-2005, 11:36 PM
How?
I'd be glad to help you!! :D:D:D
HB, you would be "in charge" meaning you would take the place of Paul, however, you wouldn't be a psychotic dictator like I am ;)
Aslan the Wise one
12-18-2005, 11:49 PM
I would have reading groups and some other things too.
Hope96
12-19-2005, 12:44 PM
I think that if I were a mod, I'd give careful thought to consolidating all the William and Skandar threads into two or so. I mean, people have a right to gush and all, but in so many places?
I'm an in 100% agreement with this! If I were a mod I would definitley condense all of those threads into just one or two. It takes forever to go through the "new posts" because you have so many threads that just repeat the same things over and over and over and over.......
:confused:
Parthian King
12-19-2005, 02:06 PM
If I were a magician, um, a mod, I would make certain people inaudible rather than just invisible. ;)
Gryphon
12-19-2005, 02:43 PM
if i were a mod, id contain this obsession-cancer of William Moseley by giving the forum a thread section about movie hotties so we dont have to put up with these silly teenage debates.
Tarkheena_Finduilas22
12-19-2005, 04:19 PM
If I were a mod, I would be able to add poll choices to my desires (in case people left out a choice) and I'd cut down on the number of Mrs. Mosley/Keynes threads. :p
Gondor Knight of Narnia
12-19-2005, 06:45 PM
YAY!!!!!I'd make sure Gryphon and Tarkheena_Finduilas22 were made mods if I were a mod :D
Christine~Pevensie
12-19-2005, 06:51 PM
if i were a Mod, i'd jump for joy and do a "I'm a mod dance! What now !! Uhuh Uhuh !!"
and be online at every hour, every minute, every second of every day POSTING AND POSTING AND POSTING !!! and do some cleaning up of course.. I'd combine all the William threads into one giant thread so its easier for me to keep track of the many adoring fans he has and keep some of the overly-insane, goo-goo-ga-ga girls in check ! LOL !!! also i'd announce me, Christine~Pevensie as Queen of the Duffers! no votes needed , its a moderocracy !! mwahaha !!! ^_^ ok im done now...
glamel
12-21-2005, 10:03 PM
If I were a MOD,
Im gonna disregard the one post every 30 second rule
Thats it!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
Gibby
12-21-2005, 10:17 PM
I would lump all of the "will moseley is hot" and the "I wish will mosely would go out with me" topics into their own category away from the rest.http://www.narniafans.com/forum/images/icons/icon12.gif
^Nah, I still like my idea of destroying them...
glamel
12-21-2005, 10:31 PM
*hint*hint?????
If I were a MOD,
Im gonna disregard the one post every 30 second rule :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
rosymole
12-21-2005, 10:31 PM
If I was A Mod, (and I have the inside info) I would ask all my followers to know that what they want will be here soon..patience my loves.....
glamel
12-21-2005, 10:33 PM
If I were a MOD, Im gonna be patient and be understanding to those duffers who are so demanding!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
holyboy
12-21-2005, 10:35 PM
If I were a MOD, Im gonna be patient and be understanding to those duffers who are so demanding!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
PST! Stop making us look bad!
And we all know your a Duffer! :eek:
glamel
12-21-2005, 10:37 PM
hahahaha!!!!, i can't help , but laugh!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
Gibby
12-21-2005, 10:40 PM
^Nah, I still like my idea of destroying them...
I am going to jump on your bandwagon, I believe. Smog Rulz...
Muwhahahahah! All hail my power!
Gibby
12-21-2005, 11:22 PM
No, Smog, this is where you are supposed to display the attribute, humility. You're supposed to say, "no Gibby, you rule", and I would say, "yeah, you're right."
glamel
12-21-2005, 11:25 PM
If I were a mod, i;d pick Gibby and Smog as my advisers, hahahaha!!!!! :D :D :D
glamel
12-22-2005, 12:44 AM
IF I WERE A MOD,
IM GONNA I'm gonna allow everyone to post and use many smiley's they want!!!!! :D :D :D
tgraveline
12-27-2005, 01:48 AM
I am a mod and noticed my name tossed about esepecially the parts about being killed or demodded and the like and i must say thats gutsy. Now, i may have to send my harleyquin on you now.
I would not have found this had glamel not mentioned it in another thread. Oh and yeah we do need to trash the i love skander and peter threads and turn them all into i love tg threads and just show a hairy monster as a pictuer in each post to scare them all away.
Oh and I think i may just demod rosy for the sheer mutiny of not telling the other mods about this thread.
So yeah, holyboy and smog will not become mods now if i have anything to do with it. Yep, thats right, paul listens to me as you will begin to realize when you read my post about the history of narniafans, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (doctor evil style)
tg
monkaypooh
12-27-2005, 01:53 AM
if was a MOD..i'd do whatever i can to make sure everyone feels at home and at the same time have fun posting and discussing on the forum. i have two forums of my own...so i do have experience. and if i was a MOD..i will definitely bring that experience with me.
legolas
12-27-2005, 10:58 AM
So, if I was a mod, I would laugh. Laugh at all of you who thought I could never become a mod. But I would especially laugh at BC, who would now have to bow to my awesome power! heh heh heh
You know if she were a mod and she read that she would think about banning you... (i'm trying to decide now if i'm kidding. ;))
Namaste
12-27-2005, 11:22 AM
If I were a moderator here, I'd behave the same as I generally do in the forum, trying all the while to exercise good judgment, fairness, objectivity, and patience. I would not seek to change another member to suit my preferences about things, but try to resolve things as objectively as I can.
I am actually a moderator / administrator on another fan related website with a forum of about 1600 members on it. I take pride in what I do in that particular forum, and although it is sometimes not easy to please all the members of that community, I think it's not just about controlling or dominating the forum, but striving to keep things harmonious between a great number of people through various backgrounds, cultures, religions, and nationalities.
This is a great forum, it's not over-moderated, but it also has rules and guidelines that keep things harmonious here, thus it is for that reason, that I wouldn't change a thing about this place; well, I might add a few more smilies to the list, but that's not something major. ;)
peterluvr4evr89
12-27-2005, 12:29 PM
if i were a mod i would make the wili/skandie threads into like 1 thread shop all day long and fly to london and make sure that everybody has a movie and books!oh and more shoping for everyone!!
holyboy
12-27-2005, 02:13 PM
So yeah, holyboy and smog will not become mods now if i have anything to do with it. Yep, thats right, paul listens to me as you will begin to realize when you read my post about the history of narniafans, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (doctor evil style)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But...but...who will take care of my box if I'm not a mod? Now that GC is gone, Fred will die. DIE! And one of the mods has to be admitted into the insane assylum to relate to the troubled Duffers!
Oh wait, thats WHB...
Who will take care of FRED??? FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
waterhogboy
12-28-2005, 12:09 PM
But they let me out HB!!!!! You werent expecting that were you!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Fred tastes lovely with chitake mushrooms... yum yum.
holyboy
12-28-2005, 01:41 PM
But they let me out HB!!!!! You werent expecting that were you!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Fred tastes lovely with chitake mushrooms... yum yum.
EW!!!!!!!!!!!!
You eat cardboard? I really thought better of you, WHB!
In case you don't know what's going on, Fred is A Box. He was one of my jokes in my sig (I Live in a Box. His Name is Fred) See more in Glorious Food! (Where else do you expect to see a random, on going joke!)
PrinceOfTheWest
12-28-2005, 01:46 PM
WHB! Long time, no chat! How goes the job and all?
(any possibility you can clean up some of the William/Skandar threads? I'm tripping over them everywhere I go...)
:)
high_kingpeter
12-28-2005, 04:21 PM
I would have avatar sizes 100 x 100 pixels.
Geeky I know, but they are just so much easier to find!
tgraveline
12-29-2005, 01:36 AM
lol, i know what you mean. I always just have specter redo mine for me, ha ha.
tg
WillsGirl
12-29-2005, 02:34 AM
I would freeze up the LPG to beat GAMEL!!! mwahahaha
And I would kill the 60 second rule it's making me loose.
And more pics in one post!!!!
glamel
12-29-2005, 02:38 AM
hah!! you cant beat me!!! and its not a 60 second rule, it only 30 seconds!!!! :mad:
but still i was hoping they would cancel that one, and try to add somemore smileys!!!
WillsGirl
12-29-2005, 03:57 AM
ha ha great minds think alike!
glamel
12-29-2005, 03:58 AM
cool! :cool:
hey, you must sleep!, its almost morning in there!!!! :D :D :D
rosymole
12-29-2005, 09:26 AM
I may have to bring back the Red Side...there seems to be a lack of factions here at the moment..hmm..bring me my bow, and my nice red shoes...and a cold compress, I'm a little confused..
~Rogue~
12-29-2005, 09:27 AM
Do mods actually exist on this board?
rosymole
12-29-2005, 09:44 AM
lol Rogue, of course we do, you can tell a mod by the generally elevated ego, and under their screen name they can choose their own 'title'. We may not be obvious, but we are here, water canons att eh ready in case things get out of hand!
xx
PrinceOfTheWest
12-29-2005, 09:55 AM
And some load their cannons with things other than water... ;)
Namaste
12-29-2005, 09:58 AM
And some load their cannons with things other than water... ;)
That was a snappy and great comeback, Princeofthewest! LOL. :)
rosymole
12-29-2005, 10:03 AM
And some load their cannons with things other than water... ;)
ah yes..in my case chocolate milk, in TG's case rubbing alcohol.
PrinceOfTheWest
12-29-2005, 10:22 AM
ah yes..in my case chocolate milk, in TG's case rubbing alcohol.Rubbing alcohol?
tgraveline
01-02-2006, 01:07 PM
yeah sure, then i light a match and viola!
tg
rosymole
01-02-2006, 03:43 PM
crowd control at it's most effective.
Dernhelm
01-02-2006, 07:43 PM
I may have to bring back the Red Side...there seems to be a lack of factions here at the moment...
YES! Great idea; Who's on the red side???!!! (come on...:p)
holyboy
01-02-2006, 07:56 PM
Every super hero has an enemy. For Batman, it was Joker. For the Pevensies, it was The White Witch. For Rosy and the Red Side, it can only be...
THE BLUE SIDE!!!
Its the ultimate battle between The Reds and the Blues. It will be member against member, mod against mod, all fighting for one thing
To be a contestant at the Miss Universe Pagent...
Coming to theatres everywhere January 2006...
I'd ban every existing member and when new peeps join I'd give them all free fruitcakes.Then I'd start really really long,pointless threads.I'd also start thread-game-things and secretly change the rules all the time so whoever accidentaly broke a rule I'd ban. :)
Queen Swanwhite
06-25-2006, 03:08 PM
If I was a mod I would help people in need! lol! And get my banners noticed more, somehow! :D :D That would be fun!
PeterC
06-25-2006, 03:15 PM
If i was mod, i would destroy a ton of worlds! :D
Tweetsie
06-25-2006, 03:16 PM
If I were a mod, I would force the whole forum to never use netspeak. Even myself.
Protofan
06-25-2006, 03:24 PM
If i were a mod, I would change everyone's sig.
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 03:32 PM
If I we're a mod, I would put this in everyones sig who exceeded the size.
http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/6307/goodgod7bp4zz.gif
holyboy
06-25-2006, 03:34 PM
If I we're a mod, I would put this in everyones sig who exceeded the size.
http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/6307/goodgod7bp4zz.gif
HAHA! I love it! I think I'm gonna send that picture to whoever makes me angry :D
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 03:35 PM
HAHA! I love it! I think I'm gonna send that picture to whoever makes me angry :D
I like to occasionally unleash it on the unsuspecting players of the LPG. :D
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 03:42 PM
I'd be Head n00b. HA HA tke that Monkeh! Just kidding(what the crap is a n00b?) I would also ban people for the fun of it. :) :) :)
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 03:43 PM
I'd be Head n00b. HA HA tke that Monkeh! Just kidding(what the crap is a n00b?) I would also ban people for the fun of it. :) :) :)
n00b is another way of saying a newbie.
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 03:43 PM
I take that back. I'd give everyone virtual cookies, and go back to my spamming in Dufferland.
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 03:49 PM
I take that back. I'd give everyone virtual cookies, and go back to my spamming in Dufferland.
w00t! DUFFERISM! :D
lol, I'd probably do the same thing..minus the cookies. I'd give them all virtual PIE
lieke
06-25-2006, 03:51 PM
w00t! DUFFERISM!
lol, I'd probably do the same thing..minus the cookies. I'd give them all virtual PIE
:eek: make IOWW a mod :eek: i want that pie :p
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 03:53 PM
:eek: make IOWW a mod :eek: i want that pie :p
It's my pie!*hides* :D
lieke
06-25-2006, 03:54 PM
It's my pie!*hides*
WHAT.... GIVE ME THAT PIE !!! :eek:
if i were a mod i would make sure that IOWW gave me that pie :mad:
:p *takes pie:D*
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 03:56 PM
WHAT.... GIVE ME THAT PIE !!!
NEVER! * takes back pie and runs to the safety of Tyra*
Don't make me unleash her...again... :D
lieke
06-25-2006, 03:59 PM
NEVER! * takes back pie and runs to the safety of Tyra*
Don't make me unleash her...again...
i have a picture worse than that Tyra pic:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/liekepullen/crazy-doctor.jpg
we all know that this is how WHB really looks :p
now give me that pie!!!
Protofan
06-25-2006, 03:59 PM
If I were a mod, i would turn on post count in dufferland.
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:01 PM
i have a picture worse than that Tyra pic:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/liekepullen/crazy-doctor.jpg
we all know that this is how WHB really looks :p
now give me that pie!!!
Pfft...Tyra can take WHB, the mad doctor Mod.
http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/6307/goodgod7bp4zz.gif
YOu know what she's shouting amongst the lazer beam?
"MY PIIIEEE!!!!" :D
lieke
06-25-2006, 04:04 PM
Pfft...Tyra can take WHB, the mad doctor Mod.
http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/6307/goodgod7bp4zz.gif
YOu know what she's shouting amongst the lazer beam?
"MY PIIIEEE!!!!"
no :eek: she can't !!
(and Tyra is shouting: give that pie to Lieke!!, anyone could see that :rolleyes: )
and what about this one:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/liekepullen/kleinPortretoudevrouw.jpg
beat that!!
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:08 PM
no :eek: she can't !!
(and Tyra is shouting: give that pie to Lieke!!, anyone could see that :rolleyes: )
and what about this one:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/liekepullen/kleinPortretoudevrouw.jpg
beat that!!
With Pleasure.
http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/chippy.jpg
Chippy is the protector of the Pie.
lieke
06-25-2006, 04:10 PM
With Pleasure.
http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/chippy.jpg
Chippy is the protector of the Pie.
hahaha:D
to get on topic for a while: if i was a mod i would make sure that IOWW couldn not put pics in her posts.......
this one will win:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/liekepullen/ridder2.gif
GIVE ME THAT PIE!!
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:12 PM
hahaha:D
to get on topic for a while: if i was a mod i would make sure that IOWW couldn not put pics in her posts.......
this one will win:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/liekepullen/ridder2.gif
GIVE ME THAT PIE!!
Oh, right, we have to stay on topic...
If I we're a mod, I'd make it so Lieke could never eat pie again. *evil grin*
(psst...go check out the Favorite Villain thread. :D )
Kermit With Sword
06-25-2006, 04:13 PM
*takes pie and runs away*
there now its settled
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:14 PM
*takes pie and runs away*
there now its settled
*long dramatic Sith lord yell*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
*takes back pie and replaces it with a cookie* :D
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:15 PM
Patetic. Check this out.
lieke
06-25-2006, 04:15 PM
what :eek:
GIVE ME THAT PIE, i'm lucky you are not a mod IOWW *eats pie* :D
if i were a mod i would steal all pie in the world :D
Kermit With Sword
06-25-2006, 04:15 PM
*eats the cookie and grabs the pie*
or did i do that wrong?
Protofan
06-25-2006, 04:15 PM
If I were a mod, I would make sure everyone stayed on topic
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:16 PM
Star Wars eh? Yoda does a back flip, and grabs the pie.
Kermit With Sword
06-25-2006, 04:17 PM
if i were a mod i'd loook like this:
http://www.thearchetypalconnection.com/images/CaptainHook.jpg
whoops to late!
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:17 PM
what :eek:
GIVE ME THAT PIE, i'm lucky you are not a mod IOWW *eats pie* :D
if i were a mod i would steal all pie in the world :D
You..did..not..just..do...that..*twitches* PIE!!!!
At least I still have more.
And yes...you are very lucky I am not a mod..muahahahahahaha...ha..*cough* Excuse me, my evil laugh has been giving me some trouble lately.
GO PIE! GO! :D
And Kermit, you can have the cookie, but not the pie. Maybe if you're good though, I'll give you some.
Kermit With Sword
06-25-2006, 04:17 PM
*steals pie and runs away from the aligator.*
SHMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i gotta go guys. party to go to!
see ya)
Kermit With Sword
06-25-2006, 04:19 PM
*sneaks up and steals all the cookies*
*then takes all the pies the people here have and runs away with them eating them all*
*eats every pie*
ha!
*mouthful* joobbye!
lieke
06-25-2006, 04:19 PM
You..did..not..just..do...that..*twitches* PIE!!!!
At least I still have more.
And yes...you are very lucky I am not a mod..muahahahahahaha...ha..*cough* Excuse me, my evil laugh has been giving me some trouble lately.
YOU HAVE MORE PIE??? :eek: *steals all pie!* :D
GO PIE! GO!
And Kermit, you can have the cookie, but not the pie. Maybe if you're good though, I'll give you some.
why are you giving him some, you don't have anymore pie :p
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:20 PM
YOU HAVE MORE PIE??? *steals all pie!*
why are you giving him some, you don't have anymore pie :p
Yes I do, because you see, Amy is protecting the pie, and Simon will attack you if you try to steal hers, and you don't want that.
You don't have my pie, get over it.
I'm giving him Pie because he's not a famous villain movie star. ;) :D
QueenSusanofNarnia
06-25-2006, 04:21 PM
If I were a mod, I'd find out the Queen Anninite and kill 'er (JK) and then take over her reign....
JK--being Queen Bonninite is hard engouh (not!--come one, be a fan of bonnie!)
lieke
06-25-2006, 04:22 PM
Yes I do, because you see, Amy is protecting the pie, and Simon will attack you if you try to steal hers, and you don't want that.
You don't have my pie, get over it.
I'm giving him Pie because he's not a famous villain movie star.
*knocks down Simon to get Pie*
*knocks down Amy too*
PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D *eats until she is sick*
yummie
and i'm just good in those movies :p *bows* :p
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:25 PM
*knocks down Simon to get Pie*
*knocks down Amy too*
PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D *eats until she is sick*
yummie
and i'm just good in those movies *bows*
Go ahead, eat til you get sick, you just ate the rotting mushroom/old socks/comquat trashcan surprise pies made espescially for those who think they can steal our pie. :D
I know, you play such a clueless villain. ;) :p
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:26 PM
mona lisa ate the pie. Give it up.
office
06-25-2006, 04:26 PM
if i were a mod id tell everyone to email me
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:26 PM
I take that back. We need a whole thread for this.
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:27 PM
mona lisa ate the pie. Give it up.
*throws paint thinner on Mona lisa* Take that, you old painting! :p
My pie. PIE
Saruman
06-25-2006, 04:28 PM
If I were a mod, I'd make sure threads continued to be about the particular topic they were created for. :eek: ;)
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:31 PM
Don't be dissin mona l. Getin crunk in da club wit da pie. She ain't no paintin.
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:31 PM
If I were a mod, I'd make sure threads continued to be about the particular topic they were created for. :eek: ;)
Fine. :p if I were a mod, I'd make sure of that too, but Curumo wouldn't get any pie. :D
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:35 PM
Sure wouldn't. We'd feed it to Chipper of he'd shoot us with his machine gun.
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:36 PM
Sure wouldn't. We'd feed it to Chipper of he'd shoot us with his machine gun.
Yeah, chippy can take you al..except Tyra, who is his commanding officer. I am the General. :D
Saruman
06-25-2006, 04:37 PM
Fine. :p if I were a mod, I'd make sure of that too, but Curumo wouldn't get any pie. :D
You're just plain mean, Meanie! :p ;)
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:37 PM
What about me... and mona and granny? And evil doctor waterhogboy?
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:38 PM
You're just plain mean, Meanie! :p ;)
I'm sorry...you can have Pie.
If you swear allegiance to the People of the Pie. :D
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:38 PM
HA HA HA Chelsea's a meanie! Noooooo! Don't make Chipper shoot me!
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:39 PM
If I was a mod.. I would make the official pie, Key Lime.
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 04:41 PM
If I was a mod.. I would make the official pie, Key Lime.
If I was a Mod, I'd make the official pie...PIE.
I wouldn't be a'meanie' and make everyone eat one yucky flavor...All pie should be worshipped.*bows to Pie...and the shiny trashcan*
Per Sempre
06-25-2006, 04:44 PM
Nobody would have to eat Key Lime. It would be ruler of all pie. *Bows down to Key Lime and chants"AH Key Lime Key Lime*
Lady Callandra
06-25-2006, 04:55 PM
*gasps* Lieke! Why did you knock me down? (psssttt....I'm the Amy ;) )
*ahem* If I were a mod, I'd install pie into everyone's meals. :D
Narborg
06-25-2006, 05:22 PM
If I were a Mod.
]Evey day would be the first day of spring...
every hart would have a new song to sing....... :D
Yahtzee
06-25-2006, 08:47 PM
oh i would be the best mod ever lolthere would be no imove there would be no closing threads only parties i wouldnt ban anyone or enforce the rules anyone could do what they want when they want without any fear of consquences
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 08:49 PM
I'd ban people if they said the name of Pie in vain...lol :D
PIE! MILF *bows and worships*
onlymystory
06-25-2006, 09:02 PM
Pie, pie, cherry pie
P-I-E-E-I-P pie
eiper, iper,
pass a piece of pie sir,
how i love that cherry pie.
That was just for you, IOWW.
Saruman
06-25-2006, 09:06 PM
Cherry pie *licks his lips deliciously* The Mods have got it right - or, at least OMS! ;)
onlymystory
06-25-2006, 09:13 PM
I'm just naturally intelligent and wise. The other mods always ask my advice too having recognized my gifts.
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 09:17 PM
I'm just naturally intelligent and wise. The other mods always ask my advice too having recognized my gifts.
OMS, would you be interested in joining the People of the Pie? :)
onlymystory
06-25-2006, 09:22 PM
Do I have to like all kinds of pie or can I be a devoted fan of cherry, apple, rhubarb, pecan, and shepherds only?
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 09:22 PM
Do I have to like all kinds of pie or can I be a devoted fan of cherry, apple, rhubarb, pecan, and shepherds only?
You can like whatever kind of Pie you wish. As long as it is, Pie. :)
arwenelizabeth
06-25-2006, 09:32 PM
Oh, oh! If I were a mod, I'd get all power-crazed and go around deleting the posts of anyone with incredibly long or sparkly signatures. But after a few days I'd probably get tired and quit... I hear deleting spam can actually be a pretty tedious job.
Arien
06-25-2006, 09:38 PM
If I were a mod I would ban everyone who writes anything really creepy in their posts and I would removed the 10 thingy and the 30 sec rule and last I would make it possible to have more smilies and pictures in your post :rolleyes:
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 09:39 PM
If I were a mod I would ban everyone who writes anything really creepy in their posts and I would removed the 10 thingy and the 30 sec rule and last I would make it possible to have more smilies and pictures in your post :rolleyes:
If I we're a mod, I wouldn't take away the 30 second rule, but I'd make it twenty seconds.
I would however take off the 60 second pming rule, because that makes things difficult.
Unfortunately, I think these are things only Specter can do, not the mods. :D
Arien
06-25-2006, 09:40 PM
If I we're a mod, I wouldn't take away the 30 second rule, but I'd make it twenty seconds.
I would however take off the 60 second pming rule, because that makes things difficult.
Unfortunately, I think these are things only Specter can do, not the mods. :D
I know, but you can wish can´t you :p
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 09:41 PM
I know, but you can wish can´t you :p
Of course! They can't take THAT freedom away from us. :D ;)
-Forever_Young-
06-25-2006, 10:14 PM
Of course! They can't take THAT freedom away from us. :D ;)
lol! :p
Now if I were a mod... oh the fun I would have... :D I would scare people... not that I don't already lol
*IOWW the Iasc*
06-25-2006, 11:15 PM
Ooohh...scaring people for the fun of it..very niice...I'd probably do that too. :D
Okay so if you were a Mod, what would you do with the Power of Blue (POB)?
First, I'd put: Gullivers Asistant Surgeion, under my name.
Second, I'd be more strict about spamming.
Third, I'd be more strict about language.
Fourth, I'd post in the Mod's only thread.
Fifth, I'd put more smileys in the little box.
PrinceOfTheWest
06-30-2006, 09:47 AM
I'm merging this thread with one already in existence for the same purpose.
I thought there was one, but the power of blue sounded so much cooler.
makeascenerachel
06-30-2006, 09:53 AM
if i were a mod i would get a ban button.....o how i have wanted a ban button 4 the past days.......im gonna go get 1....
PrinceOfTheWest
06-30-2006, 10:12 AM
Here y'go, sweetie! Knock yourself out!
http://www.jckconsulting.com/banned.gif
makeascenerachel
06-30-2006, 10:14 AM
Here y'go, sweetie! Knock yourself out!
http://www.jckconsulting.com/banned.gif
THANK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay i have a ban button!!!!!!! my wish has finaly come true!!!!!
*steals ban button*
YESSSS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHRHAHRHAHRHAHMUUUUUUUAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! !! I SHALL BAN THE WORLD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Dernhelm
06-30-2006, 11:06 AM
*Snaches Cheese Whiz and ban button* Now I can really make trouble! :D
:p
Elf Of The Grey Havens
06-30-2006, 12:43 PM
The Prince Lies!!!!! The ban button is here! (http://kreuelt.googlepages.com/home)
Gondor Knight of Narnia
06-30-2006, 12:47 PM
If I were a mod I'd ensure duffer posts were counted as the others :p
PrinceOfTheWest
06-30-2006, 12:48 PM
I lie not, flippant youngster! Your ban button is grey and insignificant and is elsewhere - mine is red and large and right here.
And your sig graphic is too large!
Elf Of The Grey Havens
06-30-2006, 12:49 PM
Oooh PotW. How bout you edit my sig. Perhaps take out the Badger? Thatwon't make anyone mad... And at least my button clicks...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
06-30-2006, 12:51 PM
I lie not, flippant youngster! Your ban button is grey and insignificant and is elsewhere - mine is red and large and right here.
And your sig graphic is too large!
I like the red shiney one...Oh and if I were a mod,instead of senior member it would say: "Bane of Saruman's beard and Conquerer of Galaxies." :D
PeterC
06-30-2006, 02:52 PM
If only I where mod.
Why would you want to ban people?
makeascenerachel
06-30-2006, 02:53 PM
If only I where mod.
Why would you want to ban people?
cuz it is fun 2 press buttons and dat is how u ban people by pushin the ban button :p :p
Gondorgirl
06-30-2006, 07:52 PM
I would try to be a friendly nice MOD and be helpful. although I must admit, friendly might be a problem. at some points :D
Dernhelm
02-08-2007, 04:44 PM
Remember this? :D (If you don't get it, look at who made the thread. :p)
fernshirehobbit
02-28-2007, 07:38 PM
tdl might end up being a tyrrany if i was jk :D
Tsukiko
02-28-2007, 07:39 PM
Or would you fade into the distance, only popping in to give fair rulings on important issues?
Yeah..that'd be me...:cool:
Gondor Knight of Narnia
02-28-2007, 07:45 PM
Remember this? :D (If you don't get it, look at who made the thread. :p)
OOHOOHOOH! I'd make secretive mod threads and covertly recruit a clandestine army capable of capitulating the current powers outta power...I.E. take over the Dancing Lawn n' oust Spectre n' HB from their power struggle.:p :D *Ironically evil LotR music begins to play...*
Gentle Voice
02-28-2007, 07:50 PM
If I was a mod right now I be helping all my friends who needs to be help and not bugging the Rangers of changeing my Seen name because I could do it myself.
Lady of Lorien
02-28-2007, 09:51 PM
If I only were a mod...yabadabadabadabadabadiddlediddledum! All day long I'd...
Umm....umm....send everyone through rigorous Dufferly brainwashing...errm...training, that is... Before they were allowed to post. Yeah, that's what I'd do. And they'd have to pass a Duffer test with 7 essay questions, each 500 words, on either the topics of The Can, Cheese Whiz, Fred the Box, For Ever and Ever, or absolutely nothing. *cough*
Actually, I'd probably be pretty nice and dutiful...but don't let the word get out...:D
EDIT: Oh, I just reallized I'm 2 essay questions short... The others must be on the flying capabilities of a certain entity entitleified "he," and on the purification of keyboards used in...keyboarding, (a method of execution akin to stoning) :D
PrinceOfTheWest
02-28-2007, 10:31 PM
Well, if I was a mod, I'd make sure that...
Oh, wait a minute here - seems there's been a mistake - you mean I'm actually - never mind....
*IOWW the Iasc*
02-28-2007, 10:34 PM
If I were a mod, none of you would know. ;)
Jack of Blades
02-28-2007, 11:31 PM
What do you MEAN I've never posted in this thread?! O.o
If I were a mod...I'd keep the duffers under control ;)
My name would be white....and hey...I just relized, Spepcter took my idea for purple names ^_^
And with the white name I'd be Stormtrooper. Fear me.
The First Joke
03-01-2007, 12:04 AM
if i were a mod, i would be the best ever. I would look over the forum and do other stuff too, like be a duffer and write some stories... i would be the best one ever.
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-01-2007, 01:46 AM
What do you MEAN I've never posted in this thread?! O.o
If I were a mod...I'd keep the duffers under control ;)
My name would be white....and hey...I just relized, Spepcter took my idea for purple names ^_^
And with the white name I'd be Stormtrooper. Fear me.
If I were a mod...I'd overthrow Thomas and make sure the duffers ran free!:D
Jack of Blades
03-01-2007, 09:27 AM
If I were a mod...I'd overthrow Thomas and make sure the duffers ran free!:D
If I were a mod Gkon would be first on the ban list ;) Yes....I have a list
Lady of Lorien
03-01-2007, 09:30 AM
If I were a mod Gkon would be first on the ban list ;) Yes....I have a list
If I were a mod...I'd probably have to devote most of my time to counteracting Machinist's unjustified bannings of the poor, plagued Duffers...
Jack of Blades
03-01-2007, 09:32 AM
If I were a mod...I'd probably have to devote most of my time to counteracting Machinist's unjustified bannings of the poor, plagued Duffers...
"Is she a member?"
"Yes,"
"Put her on the blacklist" :D
Down with the Can.
Mrs Gil-Galad Took
03-01-2007, 09:35 AM
If I were a Mod, the dragons would all have been thrown out and the maker of that order of the dragons would have been bombed :cool:
Lady of Lorien
03-01-2007, 09:35 AM
"Is she a member?"
"Yes,"
"Put her on the blacklist" :D
Down with the Can.
UP with The Can! Remember, if I'm posting here, then I would be a mod. And if I were a mod, I'd use my enormous influence to make sure you weren't. Properly speaking, YOU'D be the one on the "blacklist..." After all, I'd make sure you didn't get to the blue or purple lists...
(I'm just kidding you know, right?:p )
Jack of Blades
03-01-2007, 09:38 AM
UP with The Can! Remember, if I'm posting here, then I would be a mod. And if I were a mod, I'd use my enormous influence to make sure you weren't. Properly speaking, YOU'D be the one on the "blacklist..." After all, I'd make sure you didn't get to the blue or purple lists...
(I'm just kidding you know, right?:p )
Gasp! I have more influencicalsfda than you :p
{Calls upon Darth Vader} "FINISH THEM"
Besides...my name would be WHITE :D
(Kidding? You have gone too far you duffer :D this means war)
Lady of Lorien
03-01-2007, 09:39 AM
It would not. I would paint it black. Unless, of course, there's a particular "banned" color...oh yeah! That's white! Yeah, you're name would be white after all.
(You sound like Bugs Bunny.:D )
Jack of Blades
03-01-2007, 09:42 AM
It would not. I would paint it black. Unless, of course, there's a particular "banned" color...oh yeah! That's white! Yeah, you're name would be white after all.
(You sound like Bugs Bunny.:D )
The banned color is MINT GREEN muhahhaha
Your looking a bit green today :D
Is bug bunny canadian? Because he's always like "Ehhhh whats up doc?"
Lady of Lorien
03-01-2007, 09:45 AM
Am I? I thought I was blacklisted. :confused: Hmmm...
Nah, he isn't...it's "Eaaaaannnhhhh...what's up Doc?" Not Ehhhh...:D
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-04-2007, 11:56 PM
If I were a mod Gkon would be first on the ban list ;) Yes....I have a list
If I were a mod TheMachinist would be forced to make muffins all day for the goodie-goodies in the goodguy club...:D
Jack of Blades
03-05-2007, 12:04 AM
If I were a mod TheMachinist would be forced to make muffins all day for the goodie-goodies in the goodguy club...:D
xD
Aren't you a badguy? :D
If I were a mod, GkoN would be licking my boots clean :D
Machiathemarshwiggle
03-05-2007, 12:16 PM
If I were a mod, I'd pick a random thread and move it all over the forum, into every section until It got back to the place it was at first... Just for fun and to say that this is the thread that's been everywhere.... Haha, I'd have waaaay too much fun if I were a Mod... :D
Mrs Gil-Galad Took
03-05-2007, 12:27 PM
If I were a mod, I would make sure all your avys and banners would be black with a pic of Gonzo the great in it :cool:
And everybody would be named number two :cool:
If I were a Mod, everyone would probably say, "Oh great. Here comes Padme who thinks she's so cool. She's like, sooo immature."
LOL, if I were a Mod, I would go around banning anyone who says that Narnia sucks.
Tsukiko
03-05-2007, 12:32 PM
Now, who would say Narnia "sucks" on a Narnia forum?
Mrs Gil-Galad Took
03-05-2007, 12:37 PM
*ROTFL*!!!!!!!
If I was were a mod, I would ban everybody with the name True Narnian and also everybody who writes small and everybody who has Joaquin Phoenix in his or her avy and siggy :p :p :p
Tsukiko
03-05-2007, 12:38 PM
:eek: Would you really now? :p
aaannd..thats not Joaquin...and I dont mean the actor...:rolleyes: Geesh, I've gotten so many compliments here and AU about my sig set 'cause it was Phoenix..
I would ban all former evil people :p
Mrs Gil-Galad Took
03-05-2007, 12:44 PM
:p :p to TN!
If I was a mod...I would ban the mother of a certain Luke and leia :D
Dernhelm
03-05-2007, 01:20 PM
If I were a Mod, I'd ban everyone who didn't know that Fred the Box is HB's house, that GC invented the Shiny Trash Can, and who BC is!
~Lava~
03-05-2007, 01:26 PM
Golly bum, I am glad I know all of that.
If I were a mod, I would try to be fair, but I would also Ban GKoN and the others for atempting to attack the Great and Blindingly Shiny Trash Can
Jack of Blades
03-05-2007, 02:14 PM
Golly bum, I am glad I know all of that.
If I were a mod, I would try to be fair, but I would also Ban GKoN and the others for atempting to attack the Great and Blindingly Shiny Trash Can
But until then {throws slime on Can :D}
Sir Benjamin the Lion
03-05-2007, 04:14 PM
Ben the Cabbage?:p
Dernhelm
03-05-2007, 06:35 PM
What??? :confused:
Lady of Lorien
03-05-2007, 10:11 PM
^ Dern, if you were a mod...you should instate a Duffer awareness day and an entrance exam...
Wait a minute. I think I've just broken the purpose of this thread in 2 ways...I said if YOU were a mod, not ME:eek: And worse...you ARE a mod:eek:
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-06-2007, 08:48 AM
If I were a mod, I would go out and help people. I would answer questions and help others. I would probably ban my neighbour, because she said she wanted banned a few months ago and never gets on NarniaFans. I would send a PM to my sister saying "See, told you so."
Jack of Blades
03-06-2007, 08:50 AM
If I were a mod, I would go out and help people. I would answer questions and help others. I would probably ban my neighbour, because she said she wanted banned a few months ago and never gets on NarniaFans. I would send a PM to my sister saying "See, told you so."
You'd be the only good mod :)
But in that case I'd have to ban you. This forum has no need for NICE people. Only horribly, cruel, evil people :)
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-06-2007, 08:54 AM
AHA! But how can you ban me when I banned you first?
Jack of Blades
03-06-2007, 08:56 AM
AHA! But how can you ban me when I banned you first?
Because I banned you first! :D
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-06-2007, 08:57 AM
No, I banned you first.
You know, it doesn't really make a difference, because neither of us are mods. Although I would love to become one! (Reason why I can't: I'm only on once a week, usually for less than two hours.) (Reason why I can: That's enough time, and I go on EVERY week.)
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-09-2007, 02:43 AM
No, I banned you first.
You know, it doesn't really make a difference, because neither of us are mods. Although I would love to become one! (Reason why I can't: I'm only on once a week, usually for less than two hours.) (Reason why I can: That's enough time, and I go on EVERY week.)
The only thing that would dissuade me from being a mod would be any reduction of my duffering:eek:
Meanwhile...I vould send Thomas to Mars:D
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-09-2007, 06:31 AM
And I would send you to Jupiter!
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-09-2007, 06:50 AM
And I would send you to Jupiter!
I already conquered Jupiter...:D
I'd rename Monday Garfield Day...:D
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-09-2007, 06:51 AM
I'll send you to Pluto, then. It is no longer classified as a planet, so you can't conquer it. Besides, I already did. :)
Georgie the Valient
03-09-2007, 07:28 AM
I would......hmm...........MAKE MORE GEORGIENITES AND DUFFERS!!!!! and make the williamnites and skandernites,etc DISAPPEAR!!!!!!!:D
MUHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-09-2007, 07:29 AM
That means you would kill the Order of Dragon Riders, because I am a Skandarite! *gasp* :eek:
If I were a mod, I would stop that from happening! :)
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-09-2007, 07:31 AM
I'll send you to Pluto, then. It is no longer classified as a planet, so you can't conquer it. Besides, I already did. :)
I already conquered Pluto the other day...and re-classified it a planet.:D (Check the World Domination 2 thread)
I'll send Georgie to Canada and HB to guatemale:D
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-09-2007, 07:34 AM
Then I'll go to Alagaesia.
Georgie the Valient
03-09-2007, 07:41 AM
That means you would kill the Order of Dragon Riders, because I am a Skandarite! *gasp* :eek:
If I were a mod, I would stop that from happening! :)
If i were a mod I would stop you being a Skandernite who worships Skander(thats what they do).And i would spirit GKoN away so i won't go anywhere*sticks out tongue at GKoN*
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-09-2007, 07:43 AM
I don't worship him, I'm only a fan who got his signature. And I would ban you for making such a comment!
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-09-2007, 08:06 AM
If i were a mod I would stop you being a Skandernite who worships Skander(thats what they do).And i would spirit GKoN away so i won't go anywhere*sticks out tongue at GKoN*
If you were a mod I'd overthrow you and take over the Middle-east...:D
Georgie the Valient
03-09-2007, 08:09 AM
I don't worship him, I'm only a fan who got his signature. And I would ban you for making such a comment!
lol i'm only saying a rough opinion which might not be true but thats just me :rolleyes: GKoN I would make Putput destroy you!
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-09-2007, 08:12 AM
lol i'm only saying a rough opinion which might not be true but thats just me :rolleyes: GKoN I would make Putput destroy you!
PUWAHHAHAHAHAHAA! No mod can make Putput harm me...:D
I'd make Putput official Lord of Dufferland if I were a mod...
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-09-2007, 08:17 AM
If I were a mod, I would force a few more people into the Order of the Foresworn so that they'll have at least some defense when we attack them.
Georgie the Valient
03-09-2007, 08:19 AM
PUWAHHAHAHAHAHAA! No mod can make Putput harm me...:D
I'd make Putput official Lord of Dufferland if I were a mod...
I'd make him turn to the good side and therefore kill you:D
Skulblaka_Shur'tugal
03-09-2007, 08:20 AM
I would force Gondor to become a Foresworn, but frodosfrined already has. (Gondor, look in the Foresworn thread...)
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-09-2007, 08:23 AM
I would force Gondor to become a Foresworn, but frodosfrined already has. (Gondor, look in the Foresworn thread...)
*Darth Vader breathing* This treason will be dealt with swiftly... *Force-chokes a grapefruit* If I were a mod I'd force-choke more fruit...and any who resisted me:D
Timberwolf
03-09-2007, 08:44 AM
Hey, I like grapefruit!
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-09-2007, 08:51 AM
*Force-zaps a squirrel*:D
I'd do that if I were a mod...
Timberwolf
03-09-2007, 09:00 AM
I LIKE squiggles! *bonks GKoN over the head with a Squishy
Georgie the Valient
03-09-2007, 09:12 AM
Yes!*makes the squishy chase GKoN and eventually destroy him*
Gondor Knight of Narnia
03-11-2007, 06:43 AM
Yes!*makes the squishy chase GKoN and eventually destroy him*
:eek: :eek: I'd rule the DL with ferocious Teddybears...
Georgie the Valient
03-11-2007, 08:29 AM
I'de wipe out the Sith :D ...and the Foresworn :D
Lady of Lorien
04-01-2007, 10:24 PM
If I were a mod...who knows, I might just merge all the irrelevant orders...:eek:
Except for the Order of the Can, of course. It is a law unto itself.
And perhaps out of courtesy I'd leave Duct Tape alone...
(Is it courtesty? Or is it simply a healthy respect for my health?)
pink-cheetah
04-01-2007, 11:00 PM
I'd do something *coughbancough* about those good-for-nothin' members who call themselves "AniDalanites".
:rolleyes: :p
Gondor Knight of Narnia
04-01-2007, 11:40 PM
If I were a mod...who knows, I might just merge all the irrelevant orders...:eek:
Except for the Order of the Can, of course. It is a law unto itself.
And perhaps out of courtesy I'd leave Duct Tape alone...
(Is it courtesty? Or is it simply a healthy respect for my health?)
NOOOO!! THE DRAGONS!:eek: :p
If I were a mod I'd outlaw badgers...:D
Lady of Lorien
04-01-2007, 11:42 PM
Hmm...maybe I'd leave them alone too. I do belong. It would take some ponderment.:D
ES would not be pleased...he'd probably do something terrible to you. And he's a guard, so he'd outrank you. Mebbe there should be an "If I Were a Royal Guard" option?
Gondor Knight of Narnia
04-01-2007, 11:44 PM
Hmm...maybe I'd leave them alone too. I do belong. It would take some ponderment.:D
ES would not be pleased...he'd probably do something terrible to you. And he's a guard, so he'd outrank you. Mebbe there should be an "If I Were a Royal Guard" option?
hehehehe. Did you see the posts I made about enslaving badgers in the World Domination thread? I sent him a pm w/ the link saying "You may wanna look at this, it involves your furry relations.:D "
If I were a mod I'd get rid of the royal guard...
Lady of Lorien
04-01-2007, 11:47 PM
*psst* Even if you were a mod, that'd be impossible!
That's funny. Did he respond?:p If he notices this discussion, you know we may end up with another locking war on our hands...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
04-01-2007, 11:48 PM
*psst* Even if you were a mod, that'd be impossible!
That's funny. Did he respond?:p If he notices this discussion, you know we may end up with another locking war on our hands...
No...he left after I sent it.:D
If I were a mod I'd ban Spectre.:D
Lady of Lorien
04-01-2007, 11:50 PM
Oh...well, if you were a mod, that wouldn't work either. Maybe there should be an 'if I were an admin' option as well.:D
Gondor Knight of Narnia
04-01-2007, 11:52 PM
*Sends Spectre to Plutonian Ice Mines*:D
If I were a mod I'd re-arrange the forums...
Lady of Lorien
04-01-2007, 11:53 PM
Why?
If I were a mod I'd buy up Nike and force everyone to wear their shoes. Even though I've never owned a pair of Nike shoes in my life, to memory... Just a dictatorial whim, call it...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
04-01-2007, 11:54 PM
Why?
If I were a mod I'd buy up Nike and force everyone to wear their shoes. Even though I've never owned a pair of Nike shoes in my life, to memory... Just a dictatorial whim, call it...
to confuse everyone...:D
If I were a mod...I'd spy on the other mods.:D
Lady of Lorien
04-01-2007, 11:56 PM
Now that one I'll believe.
If I were a mod...I'd sing that "If I were a man" song from Doctor Doolittle, substituting "mod" for "man" each time it appeared...
pink-cheetah
04-02-2007, 01:03 AM
I would take all the cheese from the fridge in the mods' lounge, then ransack the place. :D
Dernhelm
03-05-2008, 05:39 PM
I . . . :eek:
Sometimes the things that I remember as 'fairly' recent surprise me.
PrinceOfTheWest
03-05-2008, 07:37 PM
I would take all the cheese from the fridge in the mods' lounge, then ransack the place. :D
Actually, if you strayed near the fridge in the Mod Lounge, something might take you!
Dernhelm
03-05-2008, 07:51 PM
Yes, our DLF has been a little restless – I think the fridge needs filling. Who ... that is, I mean, shall I go shopping?
Pirate Queen
03-05-2008, 07:53 PM
If I were a Mod I would post in locked treads MUHAHAHAHA....HA!
OK I'm sorry I just had to get that out of my system :o
PrinceOfTheWest
03-05-2008, 07:57 PM
Yes, our DLF has been a little restless – I think the fridge needs filling. Who ... that is, I mean, shall I go shopping?Shopping? Who goes shopping for the DLF? I just empty the fridge every Friday afternoon (because nobody else can be bothered...) and dump it behind. Keeps him happy, after his fashion.
You're right, Pirate Queen. There's nothing quite so fun as posting in locked threads. Except maybe foosball. Hey, we should get a foosball table in the Mod Lounge.
Dernhelm
03-05-2008, 08:00 PM
The mod lounge, PotW? What 'Mod Lounge'?
waterhogboy
03-05-2008, 08:14 PM
yeh potw what lounge!?! *stares deliberately*
(ontday entionmay the oungelay erewhay the embersmay can erehay!!!!)
Olórin the Wise
03-05-2008, 08:31 PM
*puts on linguistic-looking glasses* A rare dialect, that is, WHB, but nonetheless I can understand it. So, since I understood it, you have no choice but to give me the Ban All button! Ha!
waterhogboy
03-05-2008, 08:32 PM
*stares wildly around then dashes behind sofa and makes hasty exit from the NF forum before anyone can catch him*
Dernhelm
03-05-2008, 08:35 PM
Some members can read pig latin, you know. I think you've given yourself away.
Edit: Two posts late ;)
Miss Freckles
03-06-2008, 04:41 AM
if i were a mod, i would run around screaming.
and then i would answer whb in moddish. screaming. that would be fun.
and then i would quit my position because they wouldn't make my username pink. shame.
and then i would haunt tdl as an ex-mod with my axe.
and then i would start capital letters.
and then i would cross the rainbow and find a lock of dernhelm's golden hair at the end.
and then i would have golden hair extensions.
and then everyone would think i was derny.
and then i would tell them i was a duffer.
and then derny would be sad.
and then i would give her a chocolate bunny.
and then i would steal it back because i need chocolate to live.
and then i would go around with charlie my charming chainsaw.
and then i would repair roofs in dufferland with charlie my charming chainsaw.
don't make me a mod. ever.
PrinceOfTheWest
03-06-2008, 08:03 AM
(no worries there)
NarnianofGryffindor
03-06-2008, 08:08 AM
if i were a mod, i would run around screaming.
and then i would answer whb in moddish. screaming. that would be fun.
and then i would quit my position because they wouldn't make my username pink. shame.
and then i would haunt tdl as an ex-mod with my axe.
and then i would start capital letters.
and then i would cross the rainbow and find a lock of dernhelm's golden hair at the end.
and then i would have golden hair extensions.
and then everyone would think i was derny.
and then i would tell them i was a duffer.
and then derny would be sad.
and then i would give her a chocolate bunny.
and then i would steal it back because i need chocolate to live.
and then i would go around with charlie my charming chainsaw.
and then i would repair roofs in dufferland with charlie my charming chainsaw.
don't make me a mod. ever.
If I was a mod, I would get a lamp and trap your mod ghost inside it. :p
Olórin the Wise
03-06-2008, 09:54 AM
I'm STILL waiting for that Ban All button... *taps foot*
Dernhelm
03-06-2008, 11:03 AM
*bans foot*
MF, I hate to spoil your moddish dreams – but I don't have golden hair anymore. :D It turned all brownish-reddish long ago.
PrinceOfTheWest
03-06-2008, 11:22 AM
Here you go:
http://www.jckconsulting.net/rbfthomas/banall2.jpg
Pirate Queen
03-06-2008, 10:36 PM
if i were a mod, i would run around screaming.
and then i would answer whb in moddish. screaming. that would be fun.
and then i would quit my position because they wouldn't make my username pink. shame.
and then i would haunt tdl as an ex-mod with my axe.
and then i would start capital letters.
and then i would cross the rainbow and find a lock of dernhelm's golden hair at the end.
and then i would have golden hair extensions.
and then everyone would think i was derny.
and then i would tell them i was a duffer.
and then derny would be sad.
and then i would give her a chocolate bunny.
and then i would steal it back because i need chocolate to live.
and then i would go around with charlie my charming chainsaw.
and then i would repair roofs in dufferland with charlie my charming chainsaw.
don't make me a mod. ever.
It sounds like you had one too many chocolate bunnies :p
Celebrion Seregon
03-06-2008, 11:04 PM
if i were a mod....i'd transfer my modly power to another board i'm on and bann all the annoying little pre-teen peoples who are constantly being petty and annoying.
thn go slightly mad with power and force everyone to have to stop and have tea at tea time! no matter WHERE you live! *laughs manically*
Olórin the Wise
03-31-2008, 11:08 PM
Tea addicts... always trying to suck other people in. :D
Not that I dislike tea, or anything... Love the stuff, as a matter of fact. But I don't think coffee drinkers can stand it.
Miss Freckles
04-01-2008, 07:48 AM
It sounds like you had one too many chocolate bunnies :p
yeah i had yours as well.
i figured you didn't mind.
lieke
04-01-2008, 09:29 AM
...i would really start to wonder if Specter's lost his mind...:p
Dernhelm
04-01-2008, 03:40 PM
I think, what with HB and all, there's not much doubt.
:D
lieke
04-01-2008, 05:19 PM
Oh, so that's why he made you a mod:p (jk)
Dernhelm
04-06-2008, 02:46 PM
You...*splutters* :mad:
Into the Wardrobe
04-07-2008, 02:16 PM
...i would really start to wonder if Specter's lost his mind...:p
He lost his mind years ago. TDL as it stands wouldn't exist with an admin that hadn't lost his mind. I think TG might have hid it somewhere. But we love our Specter...the ghostly presence of TDL. More like the mad webmaster! He fits right in here! :D
lieke
04-07-2008, 04:34 PM
He lost his mind years ago. TDL as it stands wouldn't exist with an admin that hadn't lost his mind. I think TG might have hid it somewhere. But we love our Specter...the ghostly presence of TDL. More like the mad webmaster! He fits right in here! :D
So, you actually think it's a good thing? :p
Dernhelm
04-08-2008, 02:28 PM
Oh, yes, certainly. :D We get to – (:eek: I wasn't supposed to say that? Oh, right. Ah. Mm. Hm. Okay.)
Yes, we do our best to uphold his will.
Olórin the Wise
04-09-2008, 10:27 PM
You know, I think the other mods' 'correction' policy has improved dramatically since the days during which PotW was first made a mod... he kept starting to say something, and then there would be a tremendous crash, and a strange-looking message about some junior mod going in for re-orientation... :D
Eärendil the Mariner
11-25-2008, 08:36 AM
*bump*
If I were a Mod I would edit MF's posts to make her seem sane...:p
Dernhelm
11-25-2008, 10:17 AM
Haha! These last couple pages are funny...:D
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