Fortunatly/unfortunatly

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Has anyone played this game? One person goes and says a good thing, well, I'll just do an example.

Once upon a time there was a girl. Fortunatly, she won a trip to hawaii!

Unfortunatly, they didn't give her a plane ticket

Fortunatly, a man gave her one for free!

Unfortunatly, he was a evil man, and it was a fake ticket


yadyadayada. It goes on like that. anyone want to play? :o

[holyboy]

Sure, I'll start!

Once upon a time there was a man grocery shopping. Fortunatly, he bumped into a cute girl.

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Unfortunatly, the girl was with her mother

[holyboy]

fortunatly the mother went to buy some apples

[Hope96]

Unfortunately the man was so shy that when the mom walked away he stood there in complete, awkward silence....not knowing what to say to the girl.

[Loriande]

Fortunately, the girl decided to ask him a question.

[GrayCloak]

Unfortunatly, that question was "Did you know my boyfriend is a hockey player?"

[Dernhelm]

Fortunatly, that made him go away.

[black cloak]

unfortunatly we was spying on her when she was in the store

[Dernhelm]

Fortunatly, somebody noticed.

[black cloak]

unfortunatly that person did not tell anybody

[Dernhelm]

Fortunatly the spy went away.

[black cloak]

unfortunatly he just want tohte bathroom and was spying again

[holyboy]

fortunatly, an anvil was dropped on his head

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

That's fortunate???

unfortunatly, another spy took his place and jumped on the girl

[Dernhelm]

Fortunatly, she happened to have seen him and was holding a knife, which he jumped on.

[Smog]

Unfortunately, he did not die, but just screamed and held his stomach...

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Unfortunatly, she was aressted for carrying a knife in a grocery store

[Smog]

Fortunately, she was living in that blessed State of conservatives known as Texas! After seeing that she was a model citizen, she was released with a slap on the wrist and this "don't carry a knife, carry a gun!"

[holyboy]

Fortunatly, the cop that arrested her was hot

[Dernhelm]

Unfortunatly, the reason he was hot was because he had been baked.

[holyboy]

Fortunatly, he had a tan, because he was baked.

[Smog]

Unfortunately, Dernhelm was using "baked" as a synonym for being "high" on marjuna.

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Fortunatly, he had only been baked by the sun.

[Dernhelm]

Unfortunatly, he had been too close, and it had burnt him to a crisp.

[Hope96]

Fortunately he had some aloe vera handy to ease the pain of the burn.

[Dernhelm]

Unfortunatly, he thought he was supposed to eat it.

[borntofly]

fortunately he retched it up.

[Hope96]

Unfortunately it made everyone around him the grocery store throw up as well. Which caused a domino affect, within 20 minutes everyone in the entire store was vomitting!

[borntofly]

fortunately, a pig walked in the store and distracted them from their miserable staes of barfing.

[Smog]

Unfortunately, the smell of the pig started the vomiting again.

[borntofly]

forntunatley they ate magical cookies to prevent them from throwing up again.

[Hope96]

Unfortunately the magical cookies came from a bad witch. So when they ate them they all turned into pigs themselves.

[waterhogboy]

Fortunately they still had opposable thumbs and could walk in an upright position, so life carried on as normal.

[borntofly]

unfortunately, the butcher neede some ham so he chopped them all up.

[borntofly]

frontunatley, they attacked the butchter and ate his fingers off.

[borntofly]

unfrortuneately, the butcher used his feet to chop them up.

[borntofly]

fortunately, all the butcher could chop off was their tails becasue they ran away.

[borntofly]

unfortunately, they got bored becasue they had no one to talk to.

[borntofly]

frotunately, Stan-the-Cookie saved them from boredom and told them to go finish pianting their pretty watercolors.

[borntofly]

unfortunately, they had no watercolors.

[borntofly]

fortunately, they had some berries to eat instead of painting.

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

good grief BTF!

I'll post.

Unfortunatly, they were poisonous.

[borntofly]

i'm sorry, its fun to play when no one's on.

fotunately, Stan-the-Cookie gave them the antidote.

[black cloak]

unfortunaly the antidote did not work

[black cloak]

fortunatly it gave them another antidote

[black cloak]

unfortunatly that antidote killed them

[black cloak]

fortunatly he could not die cuz the said "i can never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever die"

[black cloak]

unfortunatly he did not know that only lasted 90 days and he died cuz it had been 91 days

[black cloak]

fortunatly he had miss counted and it had only been 90 days

[black cloak]

unfortunatly the ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever this only lasted 89 days so he died

[black cloak]

fortunaty..................................well there is non he died

[black cloak]

unfotunatly he died

[Dernhelm]

Fortunatly it was all in BC's imagination.

[black cloak]

unfortunatly it was actually derhnelm who died forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and vever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and

[borntofly]

unfortunately she took BC down with her.

[borntofly]

forntunately, no one died.

[black cloak]

fortunatly i said the ever ever thing and it had not been 89 days hahahahaha

[Dernhelm]

Ufortunatly BC seems to be crazy.

[black cloak]

fortunatly i drive satan crazy and he puts be back on earth

[borntofly]

fortunately, we all were crazy with her.

[black cloak]

unfortunatly i become the queen and u all obeay me

[borntofly]

fortunately, we have mind enough to rebel and create a faction which dtreaoys your kingdom

[black cloak]

unfortunatly it did not work

[borntofly]

fortunately, we did escape.

[black cloak]

unfortunatly u all died foever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and

[borntofly]

fortunately, he were able to haunt the queen for the evil things she did to us.

[black cloak]

unfortunatly u did not bother me

[waterhogboy]

Am I imagining it, or did bc double post back there?!?!?

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

She did more than double post. she like posted 4 times over!

Stop the killing.

[borntofly]

we did, fortunately.

[Hope96]

Sounds to me like there's a bit of a rival going on between Black Cloak and Borntofly! LOL :D

[holyboy]

I think BC is training BF in the ways of randomness. Unfortunatly, this can be especially dangerous, because we could end up with another BC (heaven forbid!)

(Training with BC can be great, but find your own style of randomness! it makes the forum more...interesting ;) )

[borntofly]

i will do as you say, master.

[holyboy]

i will do as you say, master.

Yay! I'm a master (puts away the whip) you shall be called He Who Is Called Borntofly, because I feel uncreative today...

[borntofly]

I'm a she! Silly master. I do get abetter name later right?

-she who is called borntofly

[holyboy]

I'm a she! Silly master. I do get abetter name later right?

-she who is called borntofly


Hey! I don't care if you are my apprentence, you can not escape my gender-confusion :D

[borntofly]

just thought i'd let you know. I wonder what would have happened if I never told you I'm a girl, you probably would have thgouht I was a guy for the rest of my life. I'mm sorry about your gender-cunfusion...

[holyboy]

just thought i'd let you know. I wonder what would have happened if I never told you I'm a girl, you probably would have thgouht I was a guy for the rest of my life. I'mm sorry about your gender-cunfusion...

Nah, I would use s/he interchangebly,

and I think we should use that as an initiation onto the site: You are a full member when HB messes up your gender...that would be fun :rolleyes:

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Darn, I'll never be a full member cus I have Tarkheena in my name.

Oh well. :D

[borntofly]

who knows, HB will probably mess up with you too. His confusion with gender is rather sad, and is spreding to almost all parts of his brain. (JK)

[holyboy]

who knows, HB will probably mess up with you too. His confusion with gender is rather sad, and is spreding to almost all parts of his brain. (JK)

The only place it hasn't spread is the smell control center. It is so easy to tell apart a man and a woman by smell. If you can smell cologne half way across the room, and if you are choking on said cologne, its a guy ;)

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Yeah, I've had that happen before. It just nasty.

[borntofly]

too bad you can't smell us on this site HB.

[Faun Queen]

I'll Never be full member ether Becaues I have Queen in my name!!!!!!! *sniff*

[borntofly]

you could be a cunfused faun queen...youmight actually be a guy, we never know what HB might think.:D

[holyboy]

you could be a cunfused faun queen...youmight actually be a guy, we never know what HB might think.:D

GR (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b2/holyboy666/glare.jpg) What is this? Insult HB on his gender issues? :D

[Dernhelm]

Yes indeed. You should know from watching BC that the main reason we allow duffers is so we can drive them crazy. :D

[holyboy]

Aye, it is true. And yet, you seem to be at the front of every attack...DIE DERN!!!! * grabs BC's knife and chases Dern*

[borntofly]

naughty naughty! that knife is sharp it might hurt someone! let's play with bubbles instead.

[holyboy]

*traps Dern in bubble* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you shall be trapped in that bubble until it pops, and then I'll create another bubble, for you to be trapped in again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[black cloak]

*traps Dern in bubble* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you shall be trapped in that bubble until it pops, and then I'll create another bubble, for you to be trapped in again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

this is freaky.

fortunatly, the bubble popped and BC had no more Mr. Bubbles. :D

[borntofly]

i love bubbles!

[Hope96]

Darn, I'll never be a full member cus I have Tarkheena in my name.

Oh well. :D
Yeah, me too. My screen name on here is Hope....pretty obvious that it's a girl!

[Hope96]

Ok so I am posting two in a row here, sorry. But, what happened to the fortunatley/unfortunatley story line thingy that was going on. This thread got WAY off track! :D

[holyboy]

Ok so I am posting two in a row here, sorry. But, what happened to the fortunatley/unfortunatley story line thingy that was going on. This thread got WAY off track! :D

Welcome to Duffers, where every thread is plagued wwith of topicness, and where nothing can be taken seriously. Please press 1 to view a tour of our facilities.

[black cloak]

Welcome to Duffers, where every thread is plagued wwith of topicness, and where nothing can be taken seriously. Please press 1 to view a tour of our facilities.


ok pressing 1

[Dernhelm]

Unfortunately, it worked.

[black cloak]

nothing is happning *presses 1 lots of times* nothing what is wrong

[holyboy]

nothing is happning *presses 1 lots of times* nothing what is wrong

Keyboards hate you. Deal with it.

[black cloak]

ok well then what will happen if i press 666 humm i wonder

[holyboy]

ok well then what will happen if i press 666 humm i wonder

The devil will be respawned.

...You pressed 666 already, didn't you?

[black cloak]

yup

10thingy

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

I thought I heard about that 666 thing once. Sunday School Probobly. ach, whatever.

*presses #2*

Nothing happens. 22222222 see?

[borntofly]

ooh when happens when you press the big red boutton? ahhhh it ate my finger!!!!!!

[black cloak]

do not worry i will save your finger

[holyboy]

do not worry i will save your finger

I wouldn't trust her with your finger. She might install a portable cd player, with "Forever and ever" played over and over

[borntofly]

how would she do that? thanks for saving my finger BC!

[black cloak]

your welcom

[borntofly]

see HB she didn't do anything to it, i just lost my fingernail...hey where did it go? *gets down on hands and knees to look for it*

[waterhogboy]

I feel this thread's lost its sense of direction!?

[holyboy]

I feel this thread's lost its sense of direction!?

It has been Dufferfied! No thread is safe with our team of professional Duffers!

[borntofly]

I'm only an apprentice at the moment though...

[holyboy]

One day, you shall be raised to the ranking of full Duffer. WHen that day comes, we'll steal GC's fruit basket and give it to you :D

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

You have me to thank for this thread. ;) anyyyywaaayyys

[borntofly]

One day, you shall be raised to the ranking of full Duffer. WHen that day comes, we'll steal GC's fruit basket and give it to you :D
really? hooray!

and yes, Tarkheena thank you for this thread.

[Johan 72109]

Hello you young sprightly hobbits, may I ask where you keep your jammie dodgers?

[Am I catching on? :p ]

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Oh no not another one! Heaven help us this forum should run out of duffers!

[Dernhelm]

We should make a List of Duffers:
BC
HB
J7
Leg (gy?)
Ummm... am I missing any? :D

[Checkmate]

Unfortunately, we have you Duffers to do the day away, Duffers!

[holyboy]

We should make a List of Duffers:
BC
HB
J7
Leg (gy?)
Ummm... am I missing any? :D

Your missing B2F, WHB, and Smoggo (If he ever comes back on)

Oh, and one more person...

Dern.

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

I was about to say.. What about Dern?

[Dernhelm]

*angry* :D

[waterhogboy]

Since when was I a duffer?!?!

[Dernhelm]

Oh...I think, in your heart of hearts, you've always been one.

:p

[Checkmate]

What, exactly, is a duffer?

[Dernhelm]

An inhabitent of The Land of Duffers who is VERY random. I think that's the idea.

[Checkmate]

Oh, I see...

[holyboy]

Oh, I see...

Look at Glorious Food for a graet example of Duffers.

[black cloak]

II is better than the regular

[holyboy]

II is better than the regular

No it isn't. GF I has our kill Fred/Rambo/Rocky/Sly/HB/BC/Party posts! That really lit up my day when reading it over...and the mods weren't on, so they couldn't stop us from killing :D

[black cloak]

No it isn't. GF I has our kill Fred/Rambo/Rocky/Sly/HB/BC/Party posts! That really lit up my day when reading it over...and the mods weren't on, so they couldn't stop us from killing :D


that was fun hehehe

[Dernhelm]

I am so glad, BC, that you like the thread I made...even if you think I'm mean. :p

[holyboy]

that was fun hehehe

It was. Its also the place where the mods made their no killing rule.

[black cloak]

yes it was

[Dernhelm]

Unfortunatly, BC and HB have no killed eachother yet. :p

[holyboy]

Actually, BC has killed me something like 20 times and I have killed BC 15. She just won't stay dead!

[waterhogboy]

Actually, BC has killed me something like 20 times and I have killed BC 15. She just won't stay dead!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Sorry that reminds me of this Japanese film I watched last night called Versus - funniest film EVER!!!!!!!

[Dernhelm]

Shh! do be quite, you'll bring the mods down on us.


Oh. Um... I mean... :D

[borntofly]

we're very very naughty.
Your missing B2F, WHB, and Smoggo (If he ever comes back on)
hey HB am I a duffer now? you're really confusing me. remember my brain could explode...

[holyboy]

hey HB am I a duffer now? you're really confusing me. remember my brain could explode...

Meh. Your close enough. But not close enough to get a gift basket. I'm too scared GC will kill me if I steal her basket. Or at least ban me.

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

I don't want to ask if I am.

[borntofly]

do you not like duffers tarkheena? that hurt...oww...

[Checkmate]

Am I a duffer?

[waterhogboy]

Am I a duffer?

I think its too early to judge yet. Give us more time to study your antics then we'll decide!

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

to early to early.

[Dernhelm]

Boy is this off topic!

Now,

Fortunately, nobody fell off the bridge...

[unleavened]

unfortunately they all jumped instead.

[Tweetsie]

Fortunately, they all had wings and could fly. :p

[be_happy]

unfortunately, both their wings were broken.

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

OMG someone dug up this thread! I can't believe it! Wohooo! LOL! excuse me...*cough* as we were saying

fortunatly a helicopter came... :D

[~EdmundsQueen~]

Unfortunatly the helicopter ran out of petrol or whatever powers it and it fell on them.....

[Rhyanidd]

fortunately, by some fluke, no one was hurt

[Jack of Blades]

Unfortuanly everything else was lost except lives

[Dernhelm]

Fortunately they found everything again...

[ZealiousFaun]

Unfortunatly when they handled their items it all turned to dust.

[Dernhelm]

Fortunately it was magic dust...

[Thenaiadhobbit]

Fortunatly She won a trip to europe!
Unfortunatly the plane crashed and she was burnt to ashes.

[Queen Swanwhite]

Fortunatly a search team were called for help
Unfortuanatly they couldn't find them

[unleavened]

fortunately the stranded found food
unfortunately they couldn't open their mouths to eat it.

[lieke]

fortunately they found out they could eat it through their noses

[Dernhelm]

Unfortunately they found this gave them nose-bleeds...

[lieke]

fortunately they found hanky's:D

[Lioness_Aslan]

fortunately they found hanky's:D
Unfortunately they found the hanky's where already used!

[lieke]

fortunately some people saw them searching for other hankys and offered them help:D

[tottyfruitty]

unfortunately they did not know what hankies were

[lieke]

but fortunately they could give them medication:D

[tottyfruitty]

but unfortunately the medicine was poisonous

[lieke]

but fortunately there was a hospital close to the place :D

[tottyfruitty]

unfortunately the hospital was full

[lieke]

fortunately the doctors had time to threat them outside

[tottyfruitty]

fortunately the doctors had time to threat them outside

unfortunately they were not real doctors but clowns

[lieke]

fortunately the clowns made them laugh so hard that they were not sick anymore:D

[tottyfruitty]

unfortunately they laughed so hard that they collapsed

[lieke]

fortunately real doctors came out of the hospital to save them all

[narnia+north]

unfortunately, the doctors had nothing to use to save them.

[lieke]

fortunately they could save them without needing anything:D

[Dernhelm]

Unfortunately they wanted payment

[SlpNarniaQueen]

fortunatly...uh...they bought a cat! :D

[lieke]

unfortunately the cat was evil :rolleyes:

[Dernhelm]

Fortunatly it got run over...:p

[Protofan]

Unfortunatly it has 8 lives left.

[Rhyanidd]

Fortunatly it will be a criple for those other 8 lives

[Gondorgirl]

unfortunatly it has an automatic wheelchair :D

[Rhyanidd]

Fortunatly the wheel chair electornics broke

[Gondorgirl]

unfortunately it hires a mechanic

[Rhyanidd]

Fortunatly that mechanic was my brother who couldnt fix a something that needed just a hammer and nails!

[lieke]

unfortunately had RF brother just followed a "course fixing things" and he could fix it :D

[Gondorgirl]

fortunately it malfuntioned again and sent the cat into a lake

[Rhyanidd]

Fortunatly it was fixed wrong..and so when the cat pushed the breaks it sped up and the cat got run over

[tottyfruitty]

Fortunatly it was fixed wrong..and so when the cat pushed the breaks it sped up and the cat got run over

fortunately the cat didnt die....unfortunately it lost its legs

[lieke]

fortunately the evil cat was attacked by an evil dog!

[Daphenilia]

unfortunately the evil dog had no teeth or claws

[lieke]

fortunately the cat didn't have any legs so the dog could push it off a cliff:D

[Daphenilia]

unfortunatley the dog had no legs either

[lieke]

fortunately the dog bought a wheelchair and killed the cat

[Daphenilia]

unforuntley cats have nine lives and this time the cat came back from the dead with legs this time

[Atién]

fortunately it was his last life

[lieke]

unfortunately the cat killed the dog :eek:

[Dernhelm]

Fortunately dogs have three lives! :eek:

[lieke]

unfortunately that life that he lost was his 3th :eek: :p

[Miss.SunFlower]

fortunately his ghost found somone to give him one more.

[lieke]

unfortunately that someone was the evil cat, and the cat wanted his the dog's serveses in reward of the live:D

[Miss.SunFlower]

fortunately....uh...cats rule.

[lieke]

unfortunately this cat was evil and he wanted to destroy all humans.. AND dogs :eek:

[Dernhelm]

Fortunately, he cannot succede (sp?:o).

[Miss.SunFlower]

why?
ten thingy

[SlpNarniaQueen]

fortunatly a bunny rabbit ate him, unfortunatly the bunny threw all of the cats parts were thrown up in your living room!

[I♥Georgie]

Unfortunaltly He Came back from the dead

[SuperSnoop]

f: hE CAME BACK REALLY CUTE
U:hE WAS DEAD

[lieke]

fortunately the evil cat was also dead so all humans and dogs were safe:D

[Tea~Fairy]

fortunately the evil cat was also dead so all humans and dogs were safe:D

(idk the story line..)

unfortunately they died from fod poisoning the next day.
( :( )

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

(idk the story line..)

unfortunately they died from fod poisoning the next day.
( :( )
Fortunately all their money went to the 'Bring Back the Duffer Society...

[lieke]

unfortunately the skandar/william/anna/georgie/james/whatever nites stole the money from the BBtD society :eek: :p

[office]

forunately im cool.

[lieke]

unfortunately office didn't get the money back from the nites, so the duffers still didn't have the money :eek:

[Dernhelm]

Fortunately the nites squandered the money at the BBtD Society lemonade stand...

[lieke]

unfortunately the lemonade the BBtD society had to buy to sell in their stand was so expensive that they had to pay all the money to the lemonade factory :( :p

[Gondorgirl]

fortunately, the lemonade factory was feeling in a helpful mood

[lieke]

unfortunately they helped the nites :eek: :p

[GeNtLe SuSaN]

fortunatly, the nites made more money!!! (YAY!!)

[lieke]

unfortunately, the nites told the lemonade factory that they would give the money to the BBtD society, but they didn't :eek: :p

[Dernhelm]

Fortunatly the Lemonade factory found out... :D

[lieke]

unfortunately they did nothing :p :D

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

unfortunately they did nothing :p :D
Fortunately, they all died and Chelsea resurrected them from the dead. :D

[lieke]

unfortunately the Duffers still didn't have the money...:(:p

[Lady of Lorien]

Fortunately, they bartered instead.

[Olórin the Wise]

Unfortunately, nobody wanted to barter with them.

[Lady of Lorien]

fortunately, "nobody" didn't include the penguin population...

[*Princess Rose*]

Unfortunaty, the penguins were shot...

[lieke]

fortunately one penguin still lived and gave them money

[Lady of Lorien]

Unfortunately, the money was leprechaun money, so it disappeared...

[lieke]

fortunately someone saw that and felt so sorry for the "Bring Back the Duffers Society" and gave them REAL money:D

[Lady of Lorien]

Unfortunately, the real money was from 1503, and it was very out of date.

[lieke]

Fortunately a money-from-1503-collector walked by and saw it and decided to buy it from them with real this-time-money:D And the BBtD-society decided to buy a butter knife.

[Lady of Lorien]

Unfortunately, the butter knife was just made of flimsy pot metal, and it bent as soon as the duffers looked at it.

[*Mrs.Beaver Fan*]

Unfortunately, the butter knife was just made of flimsy pot metal, and it bent as soon as the duffers looked at it.
fortanitly they wanted it to bend

[Lady of Lorien]

Unfortunately, it bent until it sliced their hands.

[*Mrs.Beaver Fan*]

Unfortunately, it bent until it sliced their hands.
fortanitly that retired star guy fixed it

[tottyfruitty]

unfortunately he broke his back

[Lady of Lorien]

Fortunately, someone glued his back back together again.

[tottyfruitty]

unfortunately the glued it to a table

[Lady of Lorien]

Fortunately, the tablecloth was actually a shirt, so he was just attached to a shirt. His shirt, in fact!

[*Mrs.Beaver Fan*]

unfortunately the glued it to a table
fortunality the table liked the glue

[tottyfruitty]

unfortuantely the table was covered with ants

[Lady of Lorien]

Fortunately, it also had a bunch of ant traps on it.

[tottyfruitty]

unfortuantely the ant traps only made the ants bigger and stronger

[Lady of Lorien]

Fortunately the ant traps were also armed with axes to behead the ants.

[tottyfruitty]

unfortunately the ants were already on the mans head