Glorious Food II (Please Don't Delete)

[Dernhelm]

I don't know if this is a good idea...but this is "Glorious Food" without the three word limit. *here comes trouble*

:D

[holyboy]

So we can write posts as long as we want, but we're still making a story?

[Dernhelm]

That's the idea!

[black cloak]

sweet ok i start cuz i am special



one time a long long long time ago there was a girl named Dernhelm, and all she would said was again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and

[holyboy]

suddenly a mob is formed that chases Dernhelm out of the city, and the city outlawed the two words and & again...

[black cloak]

but they did not outlaw over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

BLACK CLOAK QUIT! You're wasting your time.

Start over and this time BC, please Cooporate.

Once upon a time there was a piece of yellow cheese...

[Dernhelm]

and it walked to the top of a big, big hill...

[holyboy]

The cheese, since it was a talking cheese, said, "Man, this town sucks! The only thing to do is the cow tipping festival!"

[black cloak]

and they fall over again and again and again and again

[waterhogboy]

(Remember that threat I told you about BC!!) :rolleyes:

[borntofly]

and they fall over again and again and again and again
because they were top heavy when they met a tow-truck.

[Dernhelm]

That towed tham away.

[black cloak]

forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

[Dernhelm]

the tow truck drove, until it fell into a deep hole with the cheese. And the cheese was gone forevermore.

[black cloak]

and everybody cryed and cryed and cryed cuz the cheese was gone forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

[Dernhelm]

and ever. And suddenly they relized what that meant. They were free!!!! Cheese was gone for ever! Perhaps...perhaps...they (was it to much to hope?) could become UNDuffered!

[black cloak]

UN duffered that is impossable u can never be unduffered

[legolas]

What is unduffered supposed to be??

[Smog]

(It means that they are no longer crazy and trapped in the land of duffers...)
However, because they were unduffered they didn't know what to do with their lives. And then it became clear, because they saw a trash can...:D

[Gryphon]

the would continue to be trash eaters!

[holyboy]

(you people managed to make a new page of posts in under 12 hours...on total and compleate randomness. How I know how the other posters feel, who don't sign on the site every other minute..

They ate the shiny trash can...

[i_am_puddleglum]

and then all of a sudden, they felt unusually sick. "I think we shouldn't have done that," one says groggily.

[Smog]

They decided to go to sleep. However, when they awoke, they found themselves in the middle of the ocean. "How did we get here?" Said the oldest. "I'm not sure. But maybe we should try to..."

[borntofly]

"...swim to the bottom of the ocean." THey swam and swam ans swam and swam

[holyboy]

until they reached the bottom of the ocean. They were then eaten by a big fish.

[i_am_puddleglum]

"YAY!" they screamed for joy......."WE ARE LIKE JONAH NOW!"

[holyboy]

The people started to do a little dance called...THE CHICKEN DANCE! DANANANANANANA DANANANANANANA DANANANA CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

[black cloak]

(hehe i did the chicken dance today )

and they all danced and danced and danced and danced and danced and danced and danced till they all fell over

[Smog]

Then the fish spat them up. They were on a beach, sorrounded by palm trees and rocks... They did not know where they where, but they were determined to find out. They started looking around on the beach, trying to find anything that would give away their present location... Suddenly Danny (the youngest of the group) gave a shout; "I've found it, I've found it!" He said at the top of his voice. "Found what?" Said Fred. "Can't you see it?" Danny replied. "It is a giant..."

[borntofly]

Then the fish spat them up. They were on a beach, sorrounded by palm trees and rocks... They did not know where they where, but they were determined to find out. They started looking around on the beach, trying to find anything that would give away their present location... Suddenly Danny (the youngest of the group) gave a shout; "I've found it, I've found it!" He said at the top of his voice. "Found what?" Said Fred. "Can't you see it?" Danny replied. "It is a giant..."
"...sparkly porcelain tiolet! The shiny trash can's brother!" They praised the shiny trash can for their new found toilet by eating...

[holyboy]

a live chicken, which surprisingly tasted like chicken...

[borntofly]

which was unusual because they were used to it tasting like elephant skin.

[Smog]

"MMM!" Said Danny. "This is the best Elephant skin ever!" Suddenly a noise was heard from behind them, it sound as if something very big and very mean was comming. "Oh my gosh!" Cried Fred. "It's the..."

[holyboy]

Wicked Witch of the South! What will we do?"

[Smog]

"Pray...?"

[black cloak]

no eat her she tastes like chicken

[Smog]

"Hey, that's a Palindrome!"

[Dernhelm]

yelled Fred. "A what?!" said Danny.
"A PALINDROME! Haven't you ears?" said Fred.
But what IS a Palindrome thought Danny.

[Ithilien]

Which is what he thought before his thoughts turned to

[holyboy]

The Big Giant-eating Smilie!

[Dernhelm]

As the shiny trash can took over his mind.

[borntofly]

"Oh no!!!" they cried and were flushed down the toilet.

[holyboy]

And they went to the evil sewer city.

[black cloak]

where they all died forever and ever and ever

[borntofly]

,and the sewer rats

[black cloak]

ate them and said they tasted like chicken

[borntofly]

"Me likee!" They said amoungst themselves and went in search of chocalate covered hissing cockroaches.

[black cloak]

and the never found any cuz the people that the rats ate had eaten all the stuff the rats where lokking for

[holyboy]

like seaweed, or Lucille Ball...

[black cloak]

or fred or hb

[holyboy]

(You know, I could say a joke about Rocky and the gang, but I will refrain from doing that, in the hopes that BC will have a normal conversation. Its not gonna happen, but we can dream.)

or shoes that the dancers need to

[black cloak]

throw at hb cuz he

[holyboy]

is being his random, crazy, annoying self with

[black cloak]

dernhelm

(10)

[waterhogboy]

bc's attention was suddenly diverted as she saw Rocky walk out of the nearest shop. She ran after him hoping for a piccy and a signature, only to find out it was actually holyboy in a costume. Holyboy quickly hid bc in a post box then ran away laughing and clapping his hands whilst sort of skipping and foaming at the mouth.

[black cloak]

that was all a dream that both hb and whb had but i was not in a box and the box named fred was dead muhahahhahahaha

[Dernhelm]

But suddenly Fred came and killed BC,

[black cloak]

but i was actually dressed up as fred and i killed hb muhahahaha

[Dernhelm]

who was dressed as BC dressed as Fred, so BC was dead.

[black cloak]

not really cuz this is only a dream

[Dernhelm]

No. The other was a dream; this is "actually" (as you said yourself)

[black cloak]

oh no i said actually i was dressed up so hahahahaha and it is a dream

[Dernhelm]

The whole thread is a dream anyway...so what difference does it make?

[black cloak]

a BIG difference

[Dernhelm]

what kind of BIG difference?

[black cloak]

i have not thought of it yet

[Dernhelm]

I See.

(ten letters)

[black cloak]

so go away and i will tell u when i have thought of something

[Dernhelm]

Why should I go away?

[black cloak]

C U Z I S A Y S O
(10)

[Dernhelm]

"Cuzisayso"? Interesting word. I wonder what it means.

[black cloak]

whatever

(10)

[Dernhelm]

It means "whatever"? Why didn't you say so?

[black cloak]

no it mean cuz i say so

[Dernhelm]

It is mean because you say so?

[black cloak]

yes so go away

[Dernhelm]

No. I won't; and you can't do anything about it.






JK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[black cloak]

oh yes i can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dernhelm]

Oh????????

[black cloak]

yup i can

(10)

[Dernhelm]

How?

(ten)

[black cloak]

not telling

[Dernhelm]

Hah!

(ten)

[black cloak]

cuz it is a sceret

[Dernhelm]

You havn't done it yet, I notice.

[black cloak]

maybe i have maybe i have not

[Dernhelm]

Maybe you have not; because I'm still here!

[black cloak]

not for long muhahahahahaha

[Dernhelm]

Back to the Story...

Fred the box fell into

[black cloak]

the river adnd died

[Dernhelm]

a beautiful death, dragging BC with him

*haha*

[black cloak]

no new story

[holyboy]

BC is dead. He died. This is no dream. Rocky, Rambo, and Sly cannot save him. He is finally dead, and there is nothing you can do about it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PS. I'm alive, and so is Dernhelm, WHB, amd Fred

(This story os going to be really confusing when a person named Fred comes on the forum....)

[black cloak]

well it is a dream and hb she is dead along with dernhelm he is dead too and fred she si dead too

[Dernhelm]

(lol. that would be bad. By the way...BC is a he...ahhhhh...I mean a SHE!)

And everyone except BC. So we all

(Edit: BC posted in the middle. that was for HB's post)

[black cloak]

died hahah

[Dernhelm]

not, but lived on

[black cloak]

but died

10

[Dernhelm]

nonsense!

(ten)

[Smog]

This is sad...

[holyboy]

This is sad...

No, Glorious Food I is sad, this is just the beginning....

[Dernhelm]

of an even worse

[Smog]

Thread, that will soon break free of the land of duffers and rule the forum as the king of all threads. Unless...

[Dernhelm]

those who are not yet completly insane persuade the mods to close it down. But if we post quickly...

[Smog]

Then we can keep this thread running, and soon it will take over the entire internet...

[Dernhelm]

Therefore, all ye true and faithful Glorious Food IIians, post quickly, befor the time is past...

[black cloak]

and this thread dies forever and ever

[holyboy]

and unto the ages of ages

[Dernhelm]

For if ye post faithfully, no man shall overcome thee; ye shall forever rule over...

[black cloak]

forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

[Dernhelm]

the Realm of Inter Net.

[Smog]

And in the forum that Specter giveth thee. Thou shalt take unto thyself a Sreenname, and shalt gird unto thy self a keyboard, and thou shalt plunder of the spoil of other threads, posting in thy randomness for a fortnight. And thou shalt avenge thyself for they Screennames sake, against the enemies of thy thread. This day now, and forever more in the sight of thine forum. Amen.

[black cloak]

wow that is amazing

[Dernhelm]

How dare thee speak thus in the presense of the great and glorious Forum!

[black cloak]

um i do not know

[Dernhelm]

Ye profane our Forum with thy stilted and mis-spoken speach!

[Smog]

Stone the heathen!

[Dernhelm]

Ye verily, but not in the presence of the great Forum. Drag the...

[Smog]

Sinner from thine forum's presence, and put her in the entry way of thine city. Then all of thine poster shalt pick up thy keyboards, and shalt throw them at thine sinner, until she can taketh no more. You shalt do this, so that you may put out the evil that lingers berfore the midst of thine forum.

[holyboy]

Unless thine wants to keep thy keyboard sinless, for if thy throw thy keyboard, the keyboard doth become sinful.

(Ow, brain cramp BRAIN CRAMP!)

[Dernhelm]

Corretion: Unless thou wish to keep thine keyboard undefiled, for if thou throwest thine keyboard, it will become defiled.

picky, picky :D

[Smog]

Unless, ye shalt wash thy keyboard. Seven times when the sun riseth and seven when it settles below the earth. Then they keyboard wilt be set apart from thine computer and thou shalt rest from thy posting for a period of seven days. At the end of the sixth day thou shalt reconnect thy HI41 connector wire, and on the morning of the seventh, thous shalt post in the forum of peace. Then thy keyboard shalt be defiled no longer...

(This will be really funny at about two in the morning)

[black cloak]

whatever

10

[Dernhelm]

And thou mayest post in thy Forum in great joy forevermore.

[waterhogboy]

Prithee, why spaketh you all in this archaic tongue. Hast thou not been bore by thy mother's loins but in this present era??

[Dernhelm]

Verily, thy speach (though, mayhap, not of such great beauty) is like to ours; tell me, why shouldest thou find fault? For that which thou speakest of us is true even unto thyself.

("Spaketh" is past tense, if it was ever even a word!)

[waterhogboy]

Aye, and yet I feel no kinship between our distant paths that have, as yet, not fully entwined. That gracious tongue once bestowed gladly upon us may yet be spoken by thy great and powerful master, may it not!??!

(Spaketh was right cos you'd spoken it in the past!! :D )

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

I know not of thy language, and when thou shalt speak it, but it is quite becoming though certian threads called glorious food II are getting way off topic-ith.

[holyboy]

My fair lady, twas immposible to go offtopic in thine thread, for thy purpose is to be random. Now, thine is going to stick thy head in toilet, because thy speaketh total nonsence, and thee is hurting my brain.

(This is really bad.)

[Dernhelm]

Verily, this thread hath been taken far from its true path; yet, I deem, such was its perpose. (sp?)

(*puzzeled* yes, but the conversation is currunt...maybe it was right; it just doesn't sound right.)

[waterhogboy]

Aye, my fair maiden. But would i verily accertain such lofty pursuits of randonimity, that I too, woudst lead this thread into the very lavatory of depondancy myself. Were it not for thy gracious man of the cloth (Holyboy) over yonder, I fear we would never have forseen this exceedance of purpose.

[Smog]

King James Bible (Not that blasted New King James version, I'm talking about the original 1611 version)]

What say you then? Dost thou profane the randomness of thine thread? Or dost thou speak ill against thine Administrator? May it never be! For neither shalt thou speak ill nor shalt thou profane thine forum as long as thou hast breath. Thine forum is random, and thou shalt post within its randomness forevermore. Post in the abundance and thou shalt have peace...

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Aye, you say it be true, but be it? Will I have peace if I post in thine thread? Verily I say to you, I was quite mistaken about this being off topic-ith. I dare not speak ill against mine administrator! For if thou do so, ye shall be cast away into a non-random earth, where thou shalt perish eternally!

[Smog]

But verily I say to theem that if thou dost seek repentance, it shalt be granted to thee, and thou shalt ee randomness once more, even to the end of days.

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Didst thou taketh that straight out of the Holy Scriptures? For it might be blasphemy to post God's Word in such a random thread. Didst thou think of that if what previously said is true?

[Dernhelm]

Thou speakest the truth! 'Twould be the very dregs of despair and anguish to be cast away from the presence of the Forum for all eternity. Prithee, wouldest thou not pluck out thine own eyes before such a thing should come to pass?

Edit: 2 people posted in-between!!!!

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

NOOOOOOOO! I would not do that! ( Imean,) I should never think to do such a thing! I would rather suffer seeing a world that knows not of such random things.

[Dernhelm]

I deem thou hast not lived over many winters, for thou art somewhat laking in wisdom.

(JK!!!!!:D)

[Smog]

Dost thou not know, oh foolish one, that thou must first be a fool to learn of the wisdom of randomness. For it cannot be bought, nor can it be sought after, for randomness must be gained through many seasons and many days. For in the presence of randomness there is wisdom, but in the absence of random things, is abundant folly.

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Hey, I'm only 12 years old! Give me a break!

[waterhogboy]

King James Bible (Not that blasted New King James version, I'm talking about the original 1611 version)]

What say you then? Dost thou profane the randomness of thine thread? Or dost thou speak ill against thine Administrator? May it never be! For neither shalt thou speak ill nor shalt thou profane thine forum as long as thou hast breath. Thine forum is random, and thou shalt post within its randomness forevermore. Post in the abundance and thou shalt have peace...

Vile slander and propogation!!! Be it not that it is but I who resides in the country from whence this tounge arose!? Thus be it not that I woudst have thy greatest reign on how said toungue shouldst be spoken!? Away from me, those who would deem to profiligate mine scared words with broken arrows and tounges of poison!

[Warrior-Poet51088]

Wow. Somehow this one seems so much more mature and profound than the other random loonie threads y'all habe to spam in, and yet, it also seems so much more stupid....

[Dernhelm]

lol.
It is rather stupid...but such, I deem, was its purpose. :D

[Warrior-Poet51088]

"Stupid were none of the deeds of Dernhelm the Spammer in life--we do not yet know her full purpose..."

[Dernhelm]

My full purpose...was... *shakes head* AHHH! I have no purpose here! It's all BC's doing; she it was who suckered me into being a duffer so long ago in "Random thread 2".

:D

[holyboy]

She has a dark gift. And I'm not talking about her 10'' blade. She has a way of making members duffers...:D

And you will notice I'm not speaking old English. I'm not gonna do it, because whenever I try to speak Old English, I get a massive headache for a couple minutes. Too much thinking during my summer vacation.

[Dernhelm]

To thee, it may be, the speach comes not quickly. Mayhap thou shouldest go to a healer, or to a master of Languages, to teach thee.

(I've read so many books that it's almost easier than modern English :D)

[waterhogboy]

ooooo fun fun - my degree at uni will be ALL about Old English - how fun does that make me!!!

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

I am going to start talking like this around my family some time.

[holyboy]

I am going to start talking like this around my family some time.

Tell us how long it was before a chair was thrown at you

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Ah, ye have been looking back on old posts eh?

[Dernhelm]

'Twas not such a great time ago; or speak thou of some other writing (post)?

(Three days!!!!! We had to keep the phone line free.)

[legolas]

My full purpose...was... *shakes head* AHHH! I have no purpose here! It's all BC's doing; she it was who suckered me into being a duffer so long ago in "Random thread 2".

:D

Today she, (bc) told me that I had become a duffer. I was rather shocked,

[black cloak]

u seemed rather happy

[legolas]

i was shocked at the same time

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Yes, tis true, twas not so long ago that I posted that bit about hitting a person with a chair. Twas in the 1000 ways that ye are addicted to Narnia fans. Ah yes, I remember it well. Tis good memories of when I first joined. Very good. :D

[black cloak]

ok i did not understand over half of your post

[legolas]

thats a good thing, if BC is confused, u can over take her.... that is a miracle waiting to happen!

[black cloak]

i am not canfused i just did not understand her post

[legolas]

ha
i got bc confused on IM!!!!!!!!!
legolas:nope legolas: nope
legolas: nope
legolas: nope
legolas: nope
legolas: nope
legoals: nope
bc: how did u do that
legolas: my obvious secret
legolas: i got u confused just then!!!

would you consider that confused????

[Dernhelm]

Thou speakest in strange ways; it may be that I myself have become confused.

[legolas]

i don't blame you, we have strange conversations

[black cloak]

she started it

[legolas]

did not (silly girl hehehehehehehehe)!!!!!

[black cloak]

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[legolas]

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[black cloak]

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[Dernhelm]

For goodness sake! You're as bad as my little sisters. Be quite or I'll...I'll knock your heads together!

;)

[black cloak]

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[Dernhelm]

I said BE QUITE!!!!!

[black cloak]

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[Dernhelm]

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[legolas]

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[black cloak]

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[legolas]

id not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!didid not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did not!!did

[black cloak]

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[legolas]

this is getting boring, poor little girl. She's straining herself.

[black cloak]

excuse me little girl i am older then u if anybody should be calling anybody a little gilr it will be me calling u a little girl

[Dernhelm]

*whispers, "that's right, legolas! that's the way to [start] confuseing her!*
*looks quickly around* *keep it up!*

*runs away*

[legolas]

i am more mature. You are the leader of the duffers. That shows no sign of maturity.

*whispers, "that's right, legolas! that's the way to [start] confuseing her!*
*look quickly around* *keep it up!*

*runs away*

Thank you. You will always be known as a trusted friend. *turns to BC* HMMM!

[black cloak]

*pist i can see your post* * and i can find u*

[Dernhelm]

Oh?

(ten)

[black cloak]

and i have my knife HEHEHEHEHEHE

[Dernhelm]

You cannot hurt me.

Begone, foul dwimmirlak (sp?) if thou be not deathless!

[legolas]

die die die die die. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe i mean, poor little girl, she is going to be banished from the world of Stupidness. (which i am in right now) poor little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little girl.

[Dernhelm]

*blinks* Was that addressed to me?

[borntofly]

I think that was adressing BlackCloak.

[Dernhelm]

Probably. :D

[legolas]

Ya, it was addressed to bc, she's the only one i would direct it at.

[Dernhelm]

I know. *grin*

[borntofly]

new story.

A giant squid with 100 arms went to the Bahamas to...

[Dernhelm]

see what life was like there.

[borntofly]

But he was attacked by jelly fish on the way, so...

[Dernhelm]

he never got there, but...

[black cloak]

the jellie fish ate him muhahahahaha

[legolas]

bc had fallen in love with that squid so she got mad and dived in and got stung by the jellyfish.

[borntofly]

He r amzing wet suit saved her from the sting and from dying and falling to Davy Jone's locker.

[legolas]

but the suit fell off. So the jellyfish stung again!! bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

[black cloak]

but the fish died befor he stung me

[legolas]

and it fell on you, still with power. and stung you! bwahahahahahaha!!!

[black cloak]

but it was not that powerful and it did not hurt me that bad

[legolas]

(we are having a conversation on school on IM, this is not normal.) Darn it! Ummm.... *thinking really hard* Another one comes up and attacks you! hahahahhahaha!!!!

[black cloak]

but i had got my suit back on and it did not hurt

[legolas]

and her suit stopped working. so, everything that had stung her finally got to her.

[black cloak]

but they where baby jellie fish and didnot hurt that bad

[legolas]

ooooooooo was one squishy!??? He is mine. and he will be my squishy. your a good squishy! *stings dori* bad squishy!! bad bad bad!!! (thats from finding nemo btw.)

oh ya. and bc, you are dori.

[black cloak]

hehe just keep swimming just keep swimming

[legolas]

just keep swimming swimming, swimming, what will we do we just keep swimming!!! *sings tune musically* oh ya. now for revenge on BC. Me want it now... OK. BC is a little girl. BC hates sly. BC hates rocky. She is so happy that she hates rocky. She is so happy that she hates sly. muahahahahahahaha. now. just keep swimming, just keep swimming just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do? we swim. swim. swim. :D

[black cloak]

that was all a dream leg had and she woke up and she hates lotr and hp and Pirates of the carabbian sorry and it is not a dream for me or u or anybody

[legolas]

it was not a dream. ME LOVE LOTR. ME LOVE HP. ME LOVE PIRATES OF THE CARABBIAN!!

[black cloak]

sorry it was and orlando bloom is flabby to

[black cloak]

http://www.sylvesterstallone.com/frontpage/photogallery/slygymthumb.jpg



http://www.orlandocentral.net/pics/mag/onespecial_calcium03.jpg


see orie has no six pack and sly does :p

[borntofly]

does it matter? orlando bloom is cuter! so sly has a six pack...

[black cloak]

he is not cuter

[borntofly]

yes he is! Sly is just muscular!

[black cloak]

yes and musclar proplr are cuter

[borntofly]

that's the only reason you like sly? just becasue he's muscular?

[black cloak]

nope he is also hot and a good actor

[legolas]

Sly looks old!!!!! but, orlando bloom, thats another story.

[black cloak]

he does not look that old

[borntofly]

that's because he dyes his hair to get rid of the gray.

[legolas]

hehehehe thats funny

[black cloak]

duh who in hollywood doen't???

[legolas]

ha! your admitting he's old! hahahahahahahahaha!

[black cloak]

no i am not i am just saying that every one knows that he dyes his hair i mean he played in SK3 and he had gray hair and now it is back so yeah he does but so do a lot of other people in hollywood do like hummm i bet orlando bloom has too

[borntofly]

yeah, he might dye his hair, but not to get rid of the gray! :D

[black cloak]

but he probablly will when he gets older

[borntofly]

but SLy does it now

[black cloak]

yes cuz he older than orlando bloom actually almost 30 years older

[borntofly]

you have just admiited Sly is old...

[black cloak]

no i was saying that he is 30 years older then orlando bloom

[borntofly]

which is old :D! That's okay though...I like plenty of actors who are old (I might not LOVE them but...).

[legolas]

i bet he was cute when he was 30, but not now!!! now, OB rules!!!

[black cloak]

here is a pict of sly when he was 30

http://www.italica.rai.it/principali/multimedia/dvd/rocky/rocky.jpg

he is cute and is still cute

[legolas]

ew, he's all swetty. but other then that. he's fine. for being thirty that is. not now.

[black cloak]

yes cuz that is from rocky and he just got done fighting apollo

[borntofly]

he looked a little like michael jackson (not as white though) in that picture

[legolas]

yes cuz he older than orlando bloom actually almost 30 years older

and orlando bloom is 30 something, so sly must be 60 something!

[borntofly]

yup probably...mabye a little younger?

[legolas]

sly is 61. thats what bc said at least.

[borntofly]

61? He's old enough to be her grandpa! but that's ok I love an actor (not as much as bc loves sly but I love him :D) who's dead .

[legolas]

i do not think jonney cash is cute, but he was a good country singer.

[black cloak]

HE IS NOT 61 he just turned 59

[black cloak]

i do not think jonney cash is cute, but he was a good country singer.


Toby Kieth is cute too

[legolas]

i didn't say i think cash is cute!!!

[black cloak]

oops sorry

[black cloak]

61? He's old enough to be her grandpa! but that's ok I love an actor (not as much as bc loves sly but I love him :D) who's dead .

actually he is old engught to be my great grandpa

[legolas]

lol, thats ok (this is the first time you've said sry to me, lol)

[legolas]

actually he is old engught to be my great grandpa


hahahahaha so he is old! hahahahahahahaha